Sex Bombshell Thrills XPW Crowds: Kristi Myst (Wrestling World - Feb. 2000) by Mike Greenblatt The West Coast's upstart XPW (Xtreme Professional Wrestling) has a lot of things going for it. With Sabu as its champion (at presstime), its matches feature foreign objects as a way of life. The blood flows. The fueds are bitter. Through it all, though, there's this one gorgeous lady who rises above the blood and the gore and the thumbtacks to create a scene whenever she walks inside the squared circle. Kristi Myst takes the concept of "cute" and blasts it into outer space. She's the kind of girl your mother would not want you to bring home. Not even on video. In fact, especially on video. The following interview was conducted in Los Angeles. Wrestling World: What happened last night? I thought you and me would get together. Kristi Myst: I had to get my boobs done. WW: Again? They look perfect as they are! KM: Hey, it's been six years. Give a girl a break. WW: How long have you been wrestling? KM: I've just been with XPW about a year and a half. This is my first experience in the ring. WW: How do you like it? KM: Are you kidding? I love it! WW: From the various people I've talked to about you, I understand you have some real potential to do something in this industry. For someone who is just starting out with only a year under her belt, the fans must be reacting quite well to you. Do you notice the reaction when you're up there, or are you so concentrated in the ring that you don't realize what's going on in the stands? KM: I do notice. As we do more and more shows, the storyline gets better and I'm starting to do more and more stuff. I wom the Ms. Extreme contest, then I hooked up with Big Dick Dudley, and now I'm with Supreme, The Knig Of The Death Match! I get to come out a lot more now and it's just great. WW: I had to view some of your videos as research for this story. Which do you like better, the videos or the wrestling? KM: The wrestling definately. [laughs] WW: Well, they're both, uh, physical. KM: Right. I just think there's more acting in wrestling. Of course, there's acting in the videos, but I like stage acting, with crowds. WW: Fill us in on what's going on in the XPW. Maybe you could say a little bit about what moght happen in the near future. Storyline wise, how far in advance do you know what's gonna happen? KM: I just know up until the next show, and even that's kind of iffy. WW: So fill us in, what's goin' on? KM: Well, for a while I was with Lizzy Borden, Rob Black's wife, and I was her so-called pet. Those two were suppose to protect me. I'd come out with her and she would basically boss me around. We showed clips of me bein' at her house and I would serve her drinks, and be her slave. That went on for a couple of months, be basically doin' whatever she wanted me to do. So than at one of the shows I finally stood up for myself and I told everybody that I went and got my own protection, 'cause Rob and Lizzy weren't helping me, and Lazy wasn't doing anything about it. Lazy is the other guy, he's with Sabu, and he was trying to take over the compant. So I went out and found my own protection, Supreme, and the crowd didn't know who I was talkin' about. It's so different being with Supreme instead of Lizzy. I hated being her damn pet! I want her in the ring. Her and me got some unfinished business. WW: So you're Supreme's valet now? KM: Yeah. But I'll do more stuff. I'd like to go through a few tables! I could do that! I just need to be trained. WW: I saw you with blood all over your face and body. Was that your blood? KM: No. The last death match that Supreme was in was against Messiah. There was, of course, a lot of blood. I hit Messiah with a chair and since I was in the ring, I got a lot of blood all over myself. But it was Messiah's and Supreme's blood, not mine. I wore all white that night: white pants, a little white tanktop, and I was drenched in their blood, covered with it, my face, everything, my hair, ugh! Actually, it was pretty cool. WW: What you you like to do outside the ring? KM: I get ready for the shows, get my hair and nails done, go shopping. I love shopping. I'm definitely an outdoors type of a person. You'll never see me just sittin' in front of the TV in the house. I can't do that, I'm either walking, shopping at the mall or on the beach. WW: Are you single? KM: Divorced. WW: Hmmm, and availible. KM: Definitely. WW: Does it turn you on to think that tens of thousands of boys all over America are fantasizing about having sex with you? KM: Definitely. WW: Well, you are extremely adorable. What are, as they say, your stats? KM: Early 20's, 5'4", blonde hair, green eyes, I weigh 110 and my bra size is 36D. WW: What do you see for yourself in the near and far future? KM: Just doing more and more XPW. I love XPW. I know a lot of people always ask, "Where do you planto go next" or "Are you using this as a stepping stone?" and I'm not, because I actually like everybody. I like Rob Black as a person, and I like doing the extreme video, so I'm happy where I am. I intend to stay with XPW. Y'know, actually, Rob Black and I are suppose to be fueding in the storyline so... WW: Okay you hate Rob Black, he's a horrible person, and he raped you in the dressing room repeatedly. KM: [laughs] Exactly. But I'll stick with XPW, 'cause it's the only place I have to go! WW: Tell us about these extreme videos you star in. KM: Yeah, they're definately extreme. Totally hardcore. There'ss a variety, some are more hardcore than others, with harecore storylines, and disturbing images. Others are very glamourous and sexy. WW: Extreme seems to be very popular right now. KM: Definitely. WW: Tell us about the ECW pay-per-view in LA where you bumprushed the show. KM: We didn't! This is what happened. We bought tickets and sat in the first row. We showed up wearing our XPW shirts. Security was like, "YOu need to turn these skirts around," and me, Supreme, Messiah, Kid Choas, and a few others, did. I had heard that they told people to watch out for us, and to see if Rob Black and Lizzy Borden were there, so they were ready expecting us to show up. I think they wanted to start something. I don't know. Our guys got really upset that they had to turn their shirts around, so at the end of one of the matches we all stood up, turned to the camera, and turned our shirts back around. We were making a point! They shouldn't tell us to do that! That's when it started. Francine jumped out of the ring, and she's like "You bitch! How could you steal my show?" I didn't swing at her [as had been reported] and she did not swing at me. There's are this confusion that I hit her and that she hit me, but she just basically got in my face and yelled at me! So I yelled rigfht back, "I didn't steal your fuckin' show!" And then the wrestlers came out and started throwin' punches. WW: The ECW wrestlers? KM: Yeah! They got right out of the ring after security had escorted all our wrestlers outside. Everything was fine. We would've just gone home. Sure, they kicked us out, but so what? We did out thing. Well, all of the [ECW] wrestlers just cleared the locker room and started fights with us outside in the parking lot. WW: For real? KM: Hell, yeah, for real. This was no angle. I got out of there real quick. The wrestlers were in a circle fighting, and I was yelling, "I gotta get outta here." 'cause I was afraid I was going to get it but good! It was a riot! The police had to break it up. WW: So now what's the relationship like between ECW and XPW? KM: I think all along they had it in for us. There's too much heat between the companies. I don't know for sure why, but a lot of people are very upset about it. They don't like us and I know we don't like them. WW: I'd love to see a battle of the federations. What pay-per-view would that be? KM: Yeah! Me and Francine! She was really bitchy! I couldn't believe it. She's so hard looking, bitchy and witchy [laughing]. Like that Jasmin, too. WW: I understand you had a feud with Jasmin when she was in XPW. KM: Nah, she was just very hard to get along with as a person. Nobody could get along with her. She thought she was a star. She created drama at every show when there really didn't have to be any. She could never let anything go. She just has to make a scene. Everybody just got tired of it, started standing up to her, and she was just no longer there. WW: She says she was forced to make those sex videos if she wanted to be an XPW wrestler and that part of her life is over. I respect her for that. KM: She's a liar. She's just tryin' to gian credibility in the wrestling world by denying her past. Give me a break! In the interests of fair journalism (and to avoid a lawsuit), we contacted Jasmin for balancing comment. She had this to say about Kristi's comments. "She has no clue what she is talking about. She says what she is told to say. I quit XPW because I knew I could do better. They wanted me to do movies and I didn't want to. Period. If I have such a hard time getting along with people, why don't I have the same problem at ECW? That' whole XPW company has no clue what they're doing. Kristi is just jealous of me. I'm flattered, actually. Funny how all she could do was rip on other people. She's just poor white trash on holiday. She knows I'm a star and that's something she could never be." Jasmin had some other choice words about Kristi's out-of-ring lifestyle that we chose not to print. About the ECW/XPW altercation, Jasmin was there that night, in the back, and witnessed most of what went on. "Supreme hit a security guard! That's what they're not telling you! You don't hit a security guard and expect to get away with it. And as far as the parking lot fight? It never happened. Our limos were parked close to their trailers and words were exchanged, that's all."