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Kristi and Dice present: A Perfect Event by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) nd Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Following their successful WCW World Tag Team Championship defense against Shannon Moore and Shane Helms on the June 26, 2000 broadcast of WCW Monday Nitro, Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak, both wearing black wrestling trunks and boots, are returning to the backstage area of Des Moines, Iowa's Veterans Memorial Auditorium. "If I found out who said we planted a sign about Tank Abbott in the audience I'm gonna kill them!" a very irritated Palumbo says. "Yeah... I bet it was that little prick in production named Woody..." Stasiak says as they head to the locker room area. "If it was him, he's gonna wish he was never born..." Palumbo says as WCW's lead interviewer, the gorgeous Pamela Paulshock, wearing a low cut black top that shows off her impressive cleavage and tight fitting white pants, starts to follow them with a microphone in her hand as a cameraman follows her. The sultry and luscious Pamela Paulshock presses her lips together as she hurriedly follows Stasiak and Palumbo. "Chuck...Shawn...wait...wait..." Pamela calls out. Shawn Stasiak glances over his shoulder when he hears his name and sees Pamela following him and Chuck. "Hey Chuck hold up... another girl wants to get close to me..." Shawn says as he stops walking and turns to face the approaching Pamela Paulshock. "She said both of our names..." Chuck Palumbo starts to say before he stops and shakes his head, but he does stop walking and turns around as Pamela catches up to them. Pamela sweetly smiles at Stasiak and Palumbo as she takes a moment to catch her breath. "I was just hoping I could get your thoughts on winning the WCW Tag Team Championship..." Pamela asks with as she curiously bites down on her bottom lip. Shawn glances at Chuck and then looks at Pamela, "Well... obviously WCW didn't hire you for your brains... but we feel great in retaining the Tag Team titles..." "Yeah... even with that fat, ugly UFC washout Tank Abbot trying to interfere, we're still the champs..." Chuck Palumbo adds. Pamela Paulshock licks her lips slightly and embarrassedly lowers her blond haired head "Ummmm....I meant how did it feel to retain the Tag Team titles..." Pamela says before she uncomfortably shifts her feet. "Well we already answered that..." Chuck Palumbo smirks. "Chuck it's obvious she's in awe of being in front of us..." Shawn Stasiak says as he checks out the blond backstage interviewer. Pamela innocently lifts her beautiful and seductive eyes to glance up at Palumbo and Stasiak, as she tries to remain professional. "Ummm...do you have any thoughts of who your future opponents might be?" "Don't really care.... we don't intend to defend the belts until Bash at the Beach... so we'll have plenty of time to see who gets to become the number one contenders..." Shawn answers. Chuck glances at Pamela's chest and licks his lips as he sees how tightly her top is hugging against her body, "Here's a question for you Pam... is that really a shirt or is it painted on?" "Now that's a good question..." Shawn adds as he looks at Pamela's chest. Pamela Paulshock raises an eyebrow and looks at Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak, obviously confused. "Ummm...of course it's a shirt..." Pamela replies with a slight shake of her blond haired head. "If that's a really a shirt it really draws attention to your tits..." Shawn licks his lips. "Blonds who like to draw attention to their tits around here all want one thing... a perfect event..." Chuck says with a smirk. Pamela looks at Chuck Palumbo and presses her soft, moist lips together "What exactly is a perfect event?" "A perfect event is when a babe with a hot body... comes into our locker room and gets double teamed..." Chuck answers. Pamela Paulshock shafts her head and cutely laughs "Oh...I'm not that kind of girl..." Shawn raises an eyebrow, "That's not what I heard... or at least what those three midgets in 3 Count were saying..." Pamela blushes a bit and lowers her blond haired head. "Oh....ummm...that... well..." "Yeah that's what I thought..." Shawn smirks, "So are you're interested in getting a perfect event?" Pamela folds her arms against her large and juicy tits that are concealed by her top "Promise you won't tell anyone?" "Sure we promise..." Chuck Palumbo grins. * * * A short time later in the Perfect Event's locker room, a naked Pamela Paulshock is on her knees in front of Chuck Palumbo and Shawn Stasiak, with her right and left hands respectively wrapped around their huge cocks. "Easy to tell she's impressed..." Shawn says with a smirk as Pamela slowly strokes his cock with her left hand. "Oh yeah..." Chuck nods his head as Pamela moves her right hand on his shaft. Pamela closes her eyes as she leans her blond haired head toward the stiff and long cocks belonging to Palumbo and Stasiak as she smoothly moves her hands against their shafts. Pamela flicks her tongue gently against the head of Palumbo's cock before turning her tongue to Stasiak's cock, teasing it with her wet tongue, "Looks like she loves to get a taste for things..." Chuck laughs as Pamela turns her head back to his dick to flick her tongue against the head of his shaft. "With the size of our dicks she's got a lot to taste..." Shawn replies as Pamela turns her attention back to his shaft. Pamela parts her luscious lips and lowers her head to take Stasiak's cock into her soothing and sultry mouth. Pamela presses her lips around his thick shaft and begins to bob her head to suck on his cock, while she move her right hand against Palumbo's long shaft. "Mmmm shit.." Shawn Stasiak moans as Pamela Paulshock bobs her blond haired head up and down on his dick. Chuck reaches down and gropes Pamela's right tit with his left hand as she keeps stroking his dick. "Mmmmmmmm....mmmmmm..." Pamela softly moans as she smoothly moves her head on Stasiak's cock, slapping her tongue gently against his shaft, taking him deeper into her talented mouth. Meanwhile, Pamela guides her right hand up Palumbo's long and thick shaft, using the saliva from flicking her tongue previously and rubs the saliva down his shaft with her hand. "Oh yeah suck that fucking dick..." Shawn groans as Pamela takes over half of his cock into her mouth. "Mmmmmmm....ohhhhhhh...." Pamela Paulshock lustfully moans as she turns her head on Shawn's cock, lowering her head further down, letting her saliva drip on his cock. "Mmmm ahhh yeah...." Shawn Stasiak licks his lips as Pamela works on swallowing more of his huge cock. Chuck Palumbo smirks as Pamela continues to stroke his dick. Pamela lightly twists her right hand on Palumbo's shaft as she rapidly moves her hand up and down his meaty cock. "Mmmmmm...ohhhh..." Pamela moans as her pouty lips grind against Stasiak's cock as she continues to bob her head, sucking his cock. "Hey Pam... how about wrapping those lips around my meat..." Chuck says as he watches Pamela suck on Shawn's dick. Pamela lifts her head off of Stasiak's cock, leaving his shaft dripping with her saliva before she turns her attention to Palumbo. As she lowers her right hand to the base of his impressive cock, she opens her mouth and proceeds to lower her head, taking his cock into her wet and warm mouth. "Ohhh fuck..." Chuck groans as Pamela starts to bob her head on his large cock. Shawn Stasiak quickly moves to get behind Pamela and he pulls her up so that she has to bend over to keep Chuck's cock in her mouth. Shawn smacks Pamela's ass with his cock before he proceeds to firmly push his dick into her tight wet pussy. "Mmmmmmmmmm!" Pamela Paulshock moans around Chuck Palumbo's cock as she places her hands onto his muscular waist and proceeds to bob her head at a quicker pace, while she rocks back and forth on her feet with Shawn Stasiak pumping his cock into her nicely wet and warm pussy. "Mmmm damn she's tight..." Shawn grunts as he firmly thrusts his cock in and out of Pamela's pussy. "Ahhh she won't be after we're done..." Chuck replies as Pamela swiftly bobs her head on his dick. "Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Pamela moans as she bobs her head up and down on Palumbo's cock as she slaps her wet tongue against his thick cock, while her tanned and juicy ass smacks against Stasiak's perfectly tanned, muscular waist as he plows his shaft into her. "Mmmm.... ahhh..." Chuck moans as he places his hand on Pamela's head as she sucks and slurps on his cock. Shawn has his hands on Pamela's lower back and he's steadily increasing the pace of his thrusts as he drills her pussy. "Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhh!" Pamela moans turning her blond haired head on Chuck's cock as she lowers her head further down on his cock, letting her saliva drip and coat his cock, while she rocks back on her feet, pushing back firmly against Shawn's cock. "Yeah ahhhh fuck.... awww..." Shawn Stasiak grunts as he rams his cock deeply into Pamela's hot pussy as she pushes back against him. Chuck takes a step backwards causing his big hard cock to fall out of Pamela's saliva dripping mouth. "Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm...fuck...." Pamela moans loudly as Palumbo's cock falls from her mouth. Pamela leans her head back slightly as Shawn Stasiak firmly pulls the gorgeous WCW interviewer back against his cock. "Mmmm yeah... take that cock..." Shawn grunts as he keeps pumping his cock into Pamela's pussy for a few more moments. Shawn then pulls his dick out of Pamela's pussy and pushes her towards Chuck. Chuck catches Pamela as she stumbles towards him, lifts her up and impales her wet cunt with his huge cock. "Ohhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm fuck...." Pamela Paulshock moans and hooks her gorgeously smooth, tanned legs around Palumbo's muscular waist as she starts to bounce up and down on his cock, feeling him work his massive tool up into her pussy. "Ahhh ahhhh..." Chuck grunts as he thrusts his cock up into Pamela's pussy as she bounces on his cock. Shawn Stasiak licks his lips as he steps close to Pamela and proceeds to line his cock up with her ass. As Pamela comes down on Chuck's dick, Shawn shoves his perfect dick into her asshole. "Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhhh that feels so good!" Pamela groans as she feels the sudden stretching of her asshole as Shawn Stasiak works his cock up into her asshole and with his hands on her hips, he holds her down on both his and Palumbo's cocks before he begins to thrust into her ass. "Awwww mmmm fuck..." Shawn Stasiak moans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Pamela's ass while she leans back against his muscular chest while she bounces between him and Chuck. Chuck Palumbo places his hands under Pamela's thighs as he swiftly thrusts his dick into her tight wet pussy. Pamela licks her lips and places her hands onto Palumbo's strong arms as she rocks back and forth between his and Stasiak's muscular bodies as the two young WCW studs stand and work their cocks up into her ass and pussy, causing her to bounce between them. "Ahhh.... awww mmmm fuck..." Chuck Palumbo groans as he drives his cock into Pamela's pussy. Shawn lightly grits his teeth as he pumps his entire shaft into Pamela's tight ass. "Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm..." Pamela moans as she grinds her juicy and tanned ass down on Stasiak's cock as she firmly rocks back on his cock, with Palumbo ramming his shaft deeply into her wet pussy. "Ohhhh ahhh yeah... mmm..." Shawn grunts as he continues to pound Pamela's ass. "Hey... ahhh let's turn her around..." Chuck grunts as he starts to pull his cock out of Pamela's cunt. Shawn nods his head and removes his shaft from Pamela's ass and the two hung WCW studs turn Pamela around. Shawn gets his shaft back into Pamela's pussy and moments later Chuck shoves his dick into her ass. "Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhh fuck!" Pamela Paulshock moans and grits her teeth as she presses her gorgeous body against Shawn Stasiak as she begins to smoothly move between Palumbo and Stasiak following their firm and deep thrusts. "Ahhh... mmm..." Chuck grunts as he swiftly thrusts his cock in and out of Pamela's ass. Shawn licks his lips as deeply thrusts his shaft into Pamela's pussy as he and Chuck press their gorgeous muscular and tanned bodies against the hot blond haired interview's sweat coated body. "Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah...mmmm" Pamela moans as she grinds her lower body down against Palumbo and Stasiak's cocks as they both pump their shafts up into her pussy and ass. The WCW Tag Team Champions sandwich Pamela Paulshock between themselves as they continue to ram their huge throbbing cocks into her ass and pussy. "Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh!" Pamela moans as her gorgeously tanned and sweat covered body tenses as she begins to suddenly cum on Shawn's cock while bouncing firmly between the WCW Tag Team Champions. "Ahhh... mmmm awww fuck..." Shawn groans as he begins to cum inside of Pamela's soaking wet pussy as she cums on his shaft. "Ohhh yeah...." Chuck grits his teeth as his cock erupts with cum inside of Pamela's ass. Pamela Paulshock glances over her shoulder and seductively licks her lips as she lowers herself down on Palumbo's cock as he fills her ass with cum. "Mmmm.. like that cum in your ass?" Chuck asks as he and Shawn keep their cum spent cocks inside of Pamela's asshole and snatch. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." Pamela moans and nods her head as she continues to lightly rock between Palumbo and Stasiak. "If you think we're done with you... we're not..." Shawn says before smirking, "This perfect event... is just getting started..." Pamela bites down on her bottom lip and raises an eyebrow. "Really?" "Oh yeah..." Shawn smirks. -END-