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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Absolutely The Best - Period!
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Following his victory with The Hart Dynasty over Cryme Tyme & R-Truth during 
the January 8, 2010 edition of Friday Night SmackDown, Chris Jericho is in 
the backstage area of Louisville, Kentucky's Freedom Hall after getting a 
bottle of water and a towel. "That was too easy... I could've won that match 
without the Harts..." Jericho smugly says and he's wearing black and blue 
wrestling trunks. As Jericho walks to his private dressing room, he walks by 
Natalya Neidhart, who is dressed in black pants, a black and pink half-top 
that shows off her toned stomach and a white and pink half-jacket. Jericho 
glances at Natalya, "Guess we saw that I was the best out there... period..." 
Jericho grins as he passes the third generation Diva.

Natalya raises an eyebrow and smirks at Chris Jericho "Whoa...whoa...hold on 
a minute Chris..." Natalya says as she turns to completely face Chris 
Jericho. "You weren't the best out there...if it weren't for Tyson and David 
having your back in that match, you would have lost..."

Jericho smirks, "Oh please... those two were useless out there... I'm the one 
who got the win... I'm the one who did all the work out there... I'm the best 
there is..." Jericho says.

Natalya seductively and deeply laughs before she shakes her blonde haired 
head "Baby...the only reason you could be the best, which you aren't...is 
because of my uncle Bret and grandfather kicking your ass in the Dungeon!"

"Don't make me laugh.." Jericho smirks, "I was the best student to come out 
of the Dungeon... and you know you just wish you could trade your little boys 
for a mega-star like me to manage..." Jericho adds.

Natalya presses her pouty and luscious lips together as she looks at Chris 
Jericho "Chris...baby...you weren't the best graduate. I was the best baby, 
period!" Natalya places her hands onto her juicy, curved hips and looks at 
Jericho. "And Chris...my little boys...as you called them have more talent 
than my uncle Bret and David's father, ever had and they especially have more 
talent than you ever will" Natalya says with a confident smirk.

"Is that a fact? Well then how about I show you exactly what has made me a 
34-time champion..." Jericho smirks.

Natalya rolls her eyes and smirks at Chris Jericho "I already know the reason 
why, babe...and it's not your talent!" Natalya narrows her eyes at Chris 
Jericho "Baby...it's all about kissing ass for you! Something the Hart 
Dynasty will never do..."

Chris Jericho smirks, "Actually what I do doesn't involve kissing ass... 
kicking ass is the right word... not to mention other things I can do to an 
ass..." Jericho says, "But you like little boys like Tyson... who can't even 
tie my boot laces..."

Natalya grits her teeth together as she remains glaring at Chris Jericho, 
before the Anvilette steps up, getting face to face with him. "Listen 
here...you want to diss my boys, babe?" Natalya says, confidently locking her 
eyes with Jericho. "Why don't I have my boys make you look like a fool just 
like when you told them to make an impact?"

Chris Jericho glares at Natalya, "They got lucky that night.." Jericho then 
pauses and smirks, "Besides they may end up being a nice little tag team... 
But you don't have what it takes... just like your dad... you're just a 
coattail rider... Jim did with Bret... you're doing it with your little 
boys..." Jericho says as he taunts Natalya.

Natalya raises an eyebrow "Oh no baby...I'm not coattail rider!" Natalya then 
smirks at Jericho "I'm the absolute best baby...and if you think you're the 
best, you need to prove it!"

Jericho smirks, "Then why don't you just follow me... and you'll see why I am 
the best there is at what I do..." Jericho says.

Natalya folds her arms against her large chest and smirks "You're on baby..."

** * 

A short time later inside of Chris Jericho's large, personal locker room, 
Jericho is closing the door as Natalya takes a look around Jericho's private 
locker room. Natalya nods her head and smirks as she glances over her 
shoulder to look back at Chris Jericho. "Nice...how'd you get a place like 
this?"

"I get private dressing rooms like these because I am the best there is... 
everyone knows that...' Jericho smirks as he steps over to Natalya.

Natalya presses her pouty and luscious lips together as she turns around to 
face Chris Jericho, her hands placed proudly onto her juicy, curved hips. 
"You still haven't proved anything yet, babe..."

Chris Jericho licks his lips, "Oh I will..." Jericho grins as he begins to 
lower his wrestling trunks from his toned waist. Natalya lowers her eyes 
slightly and sees Jericho's large, impressive cock start to become expose as 
he lowers his trunks.

Natalya smirks and raises an eyebrow as she glances up from Jericho's exposed 
cock, to look him in the face. "And what the fuck do you want me to do with 
that?" Natalya asks with her seductively deep laugh.

"I expect you to get on down there and see why I am the best there is..." 
Jericho smirks as he steps out of his wrestling trunks.

Natalya narrows her eyes slightly and smirks "Baby...no you better be 
prepared to see why I'm the best!" Natalya says before the sassy and powerful 
daughter of Jim Neidhart lowers herself down onto her knees in front of the 
egocentric Superstar. Natalya lifts her blond haired head to glance up at 
Jericho as she places her left hand around his impressive cock, firmly 
gripping his shaft.

"Mmmm... I'm not seeing much so far..." Jericho says as Natalya starts to 
firmly stroke his cock with her left hand while she pulls her right hand out 
of her half-jacket's right sleeve. Natalya removes her left hand from 
Jericho's cock for a brief moment, before she easily pulls her half-jacket 
off of her body to expose her tanned cleavage to Jericho, while her juicy 
tits are hidden underneath her half-top. Natalya lustfully glances up at 
Jericho as she places her left hand back around his shaft and starts to pump 
her hand at a quicker pace.

"Mmmmm..." Jericho smirks as Natalya looks up at him while she swiftly pumps 
his cock with her left hand to get it to harden quickly. Natalya tosses her 
blond hair back before she leans her head down and slaps her wet tongue 
against the head of Jericho's cock, leaving a splatter of her saliva before 
she moves her tongue to circle her tongue on the tip of his cock.

"Ahhh..." Jericho lets out a moan as Natalya circles her tongue around the 
tip of his long and thick cock while her left hand travels back and forth 
along it. Natalya parts her pouty lips and leans her head down lower to take 
the upper half of Jericho's cock into her perfectly moist mouth. With her 
lips wrapped around his shaft, she begins to steadily bob her head, sucking 
on his shaft.

"Mmmm.... ahhh..." Jericho moans as Natalya Neidhart bobs her head perfectly 
on his large cock while keeping her left hand moving on the lower half of his 
dick.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Natalya lustfully moans as she moves her blond with pink 
streaked haired head on Jericho's cock, slapping her tongue firmly against 
his shaft. Jericho places his right hand on Natalya's head as she beats his 
cock with her tongue as she sucks it. Natalya closes her eyes as she swiftly 
moves her blond haired head on Jericho's cock, perfectly trapping his shaft 
inside of her wet mouth, as she steadily bobs her head.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm..." Jericho groans as Natalya bobs her head at a steady 
pace on his cock as she places her right hand on his waist.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Natalya moans as her pouty lips grind against Jericho's 
cock as she perfectly moves her blond haired head. Natalya lightly twists her 
left hand against the base of his shaft, while she moves her right hand 
against his toned and gorgeously tanned waist. Chris Jericho licks his lips 
as Natalya keeps stroking his cock with her left hand as she sucks and slurps 
on the upper half of his cock. Natalya slyly lifts her seductive and 
beautiful eyes to glance up at Jericho, while she moves her head at a smooth, 
but quick pace.

"Yeah.... mmmm bet you like sucking on the best dick in the world..." Jericho 
groans as he looks down at Natalya. Natalya smirks slyly around Jericho's 
cock before she slowly lifts her blond haired head up from his cock, leaving 
it dripping with her saliva. Jericho smirks, "Was that too much dick for 
you?" Jericho asks with a taunting tone of voice.

Natalya smirks and laughs "In your dreams babe..."

Chris Jericho smirks, "Then why did you stop?" Jericho asks just before 
Natalya lifts up her black and pink half-top.

Natalya seductively and deeply laughs as she tosses her half-top to the side, 
exposing her large and juicy, tanned tits. "Because, babe...I want to know if 
you're all talk or not..."

"I'm not 'all talk'... I have done more in this business than your father and 
all your uncles combined!" Jericho says boastfully while he looks at Natalya 
large, juicy and perfectly tanned tits.

"I wasn't talking about wrestling..." Natalya says with a smirk before she 
stands up from the floor.

"Oh really?" Jericho asks as Natalya turns away from him as she starts to 
lower her tight fitting black tights from her waist. Natalya narrows her eyes 
seductively and glares back at Chris Jericho as she lowers her tight fitting 
black tights further down to expose her juicy and nicely thick ass, guiding 
her tights down her toned and beautifully tanned, smooth legs.

Jericho licks his lips as he looks at Natalya's juicy, thick ass, "Mmmmm... 
now that ass is impressive... not very impressive..." Jericho says as Natalya 
steps out of her tights.

"Shut up your mouth!" Natalya snaps before she turns away and walks over 
toward the coffee table inside of Jericho's private dressing room. Natalya 
kneels down in front of the coffee table and leans forward, bending slightly 
with her juicy ass at Jericho's direction. Jericho smirks as he moves over 
behind Natalya and kneels on the floor. Jericho places his hands on Natalya's 
hips and firmly pushes his large cock into her warm and tight pussy.

"Mmmmmmm! Is that all?" Natalya moans and deeply laughs as she rocks forward 
slightly on her knees, feeling Jericho's cock entering her tight pussy from 
behind.

"I'm not even half way into you yet..." Jericho says as he starts to firmly 
pump his large cock in and out of Natalya's pussy while pulling her back 
against himself.

"Oh...." Natalya says with a smirk and laughs "I thought that was all..." 
Natalya groans as she starts to rock back against Jericho's impressively 
sized, long and thick cock. "Mmmmm...Tyson is so much bigger..." Natalya 
moans, purposing taunting Jericho.

"Ahhhh that's a lie and you know it..." Jericho replies as he drives his cock 
firmly into Natalya's pussy with each of his thrusts. Natalya's juicy ass 
cheeks smack loudly against Jericho's tone waist thanks to Natalya rocking 
back against the egocentric Superstar.

"Ohhhhh baby...give it up already you are not the best..." Natalya Neidhart 
moans and places her hands onto the surface of the coffee table while she 
grinds her body sharply back against his cock.

"I am the best.... ahhh and you know it..." Jericho grunts as he pumps his 
cock at a quicker pace into Natalya's pussy. Natalya grits her teeth as she 
starts to rock back on her knees at a quicker pace, grinding her pussy back 
against his cock, while her juicy ass smacks repeatedly against his toned 
waist.

"Ahhh.... awww yeah... mmmm..." Jericho grunts as he pounds Natalya's pussy 
with quick and hard thrusts.

"Ohhhhhh! Mmmmm...its that all you've got babe!?" Natalya moans and laughs as 
she steadily and firmly rocks on her knees to push back aggressively against 
Jericho's cock.

"I'm just getting warmed up!" Jericho groans as he pulls his cock out of 
Natalya's pussy. The self proclaimed best wrester in the world turn Natalya 
around and makes her lay on top of the coffee table. Jericho positions 
himself between her gorgeous legs and slams his cock back into her pussy.

"Mmmmmm! Ohhhh yeah baby..." Natalya groans and smirks as she wraps her 
gorgeous, toned legs around his tanned and muscular waist as she slides on 
the surface of the coffee table with his cock ramming deeply into her pussy.

"Ahhh... yeah... you like that..." Chris Jericho grunts as he repeatedly 
pumps his entire cock into Natalya's pussy.

"Ohhhhh...mmmm give me that dick babe!" Natalya groans and grits her teeth as 
she moves back and forth, laying on the coffee table. Natalya starts to grind 
her pussy against his shaft as he rapidly pounds her pussy. Jericho smirks 
down at Natalya as she grinds herself against his pistoning cock. Jericho 
places his hands on Natalya's large juicy tits and begins to roughly grope 
them as he drills her hot pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmm...ohhhhh!" Natalya moans and starts to breath heavily as she 
feels his cock ramming deeply into her tight and wet pussy, with her 
gorgeously toned and tanned legs tightening around Jericho's waist.

"Ahhh yeah.... you like that... ahhh yeah..." Jericho grunts and groans as he 
drives his cock sharply into Natalya's pussy as she pushes herself to match 
his pace.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm yeah! That's it baby! Ohhhhh!" Natalya moans as she feels 
Jericho rapidly driving his cock into her tight, wet pussy.

"Ahhhh yeah.... awww... mmm..." Jericho groans as he reaches back and pulls 
Natalya's legs from around his waist so that he can pull out of her pussy.

Natalya presses her pouty lips together and sits up on the coffee table 
"Awww...done already, babe?"

"Nope... not even close..." Jericho smirks as he moves to sit on the large 
leather couch as Natalya gets off of the coffee table.

Natalya raises an eyebrow and smirks at Jericho as she walks over toward the 
couch. "I'm so glad you're finally able to see why I'm the absolute best, 
Chris..." Natalya says as she flips her blond hair back and places her hands 
onto Jericho's shoulders before straddling his lap and lowering herself down 
onto his cock.

"Ahhhh did I say that?" Jericho asks with a smirk as Natalya sinks down onto 
his large thick cock. Jericho places his hands on Natalya's waist as she 
begins to rock on his dick.

"Ohhhh...babe but you know it!" Natalya Neidhart moans and laughs as she 
starts to rock sharply on his cock, while Jericho keeps his hands on her 
juicy and curved hips.

"Mmmmmm I don't think so... I'm the best there is...." Jericho groans as he 
starts to thrust his cock upward into Natalya's pussy while he holds onto her 
hips.

"Mmmmm...no way babe!" Natalya groans as she moves her hands down to his 
gorgeously tanned and toned chest as she bounces up and down on his cock, 
feeling his shaft deeply pumping upward.

"Ahhh yes way..." Jericho grunts as he keeps thrusting his cock up into 
Natalya's wet pussy as she bounces on his dick. Natalya grits her teeth and 
closes her eyes as she rocks back and forth on Jericho's cock, feeling his 
cock rapidly pumping up into her pussy, causing her to sharply bounce at a 
quick pace.

"Ahhhh ahhh.... awww..." Jericho groans as he moves his hands behind Natalya 
and grabs hold of her juicy ass cheeks as she rides his pistoning shaft. 

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh fuck!" Natalya moans and rocks forward on Jericho's cock as 
she lightly grabs at his muscular chest with her hands.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmm yeah you know who's the best!" Chris Jericho smirks as he 
pumps his cock swiftly up into Natalya's pussy as she bounces quickly on his 
dick.

Natalya licks her pouty lips as she grinds her pussy down on Jericho's cock, 
which starts to tighten around his shaft. "Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah!" Natalya 
groans as sweat lightly drips from her toned body.

"Ahhhh ohhh fuck yeah... mmmm..." Chris Jericho groans as his cock starts to 
throb inside of Natalya's tightening pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah baby!" Natalya moans as she begins to cum on Jericho's 
cock while she continues to rock back and forth on his cock.

"Ahhh yeah... who's the best?" Jericho laughs as Natalya cums on his 
pulsating cock.

"Mmmmm...ohhhhh wouldn't you love to know..." Natalya moans

"Yeah I know it's me..." Chris Jericho smirks as he lifts Natalya off of his 
throbbing cock. Natalya drops down onto her knees in front of Chris Jericho, 
placing her hands onto his muscular legs as she lowers her head and opens to 
mouth, taking his throbbing cock eagerly.

"Ahhhh... awww yeah... mmmm..." Chris Jericho moans as Natalya wraps both of 
her hands around the base of his cock and begins to stroke it as she sucks on 
the head of his throbbing dick.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Natalya moans as she moves her head on the top of 
Jericho's cock, her pouty lips grinding against his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh... awww..." Jericho groans as he starts to cum inside of 
Natalya's mouth as she continues to use both of her hands to stroke his 
pulsating shaft.

"Mmmmmmm..." Natalya deeply moans as she presses her lips tightly around his 
throbbing cock as his warm cum fills her mouth.

"Ahhhh yeah.... ahhhh.... awww..." Chris Jericho groans as Natalya keeps 
stroking his cock until he's finished shooting his load into her mouth. 
Natalya slowly lifts her head from Jericho's cock, showing off his load of 
cum before closing her mouth and tilting her head back to swallow his cum.

"Mmmm as you just saw... I'm the best there is..." Chris Jericho smirks.

Natalya laughs and shakes her head "No...no...no babe...you see it's like 
this...we're the absolute best...period!"

"There's no we... it's me... I'm the absolute best... period!" Jericho smirks 
and laughs.

Natalya presses her lips together and raises an eyebrow "We'll see about 
that..."

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