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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Arrogantly Desirable
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

During the February 2, 2010 broadcast of ECW on SyFy, the General Manager of 
ECW Tiffany is in her office located in the backstage area of Memphis, 
Tennessee's FedEx Forum, watching Vince McMahon's announcement that ECW will 
be going off the air to be replaced with the next evolution of sports 
entertainment. As Tiffany ponders the possibilities of what that could mean, 
she doesn't pay attention to the knocking on her door. After a few moments 
SmackDown's reigning Intercontinental Champion Drew McIntyre opens the office 
door, "Did ye not hear me knocking..." the cocky, arrogant and incredibly 
handsome Scottish Superstar says as he gets Tiffany's attention. Drew is 
wearing a blue button shirt with the sleeved rolled up to his elbows and 
black slacks. "Ye schedule me to meet with me because ye know that I'm the 
future of the WWE..." Drew says as Tiffany composes herself.

Tiffany, dressed in a short black skirt and light blue top with a black 
jacket over the top, stands up from behind her desk and smiles "I most 
apologize Mr. McIntyre, I did not hear you know and don't think that for one 
moment I forgot about our meeting today..." Tiffany says with a smile as she 
straightened of her skirt with her hands before she moves to step around her 
desk.

"Ye best of not... me time very valuable..." Drew McIntyre says with a smug 
attitude.

Tiffany smiles and nods her blond haired head, remaining her beautifully 
confident and professional self, not taken back by the smug handsomeness of 
the Intercontinental Champion. "Please...make yourself comfortable..." 
Tiffany says before pressing her pouty and luscious lips together.

"Don't mind if I do..." Drew replies as he steps over to the couch and sits 
down, "So... what do ye want?" Drew asks as he folds his arms while he looks 
at the gorgeous ECW General Manager.

Tiffany gently cups her hands together in front of her waist as she leans 
against the front of her desk, locking her beautiful eyes with Drew McIntyre 
"Now, Drew...there's no question that you are an amazing talent and one with 
a bright future..."

"Tell me something I don't already know..." Drew McIntyre smirks as he sits 
back a bit on the couch.

Tiffany raises an eyebrow slightly at the attitude of Drew McIntyre "Well...I 
will tell something that I'm pretty you are well aware of....I know for a 
fact that your contract with SmackDown is up for negotiation..."

"Yes it is...." Drew McIntyre smirks, "And I'm keeping me ears open for 
offers worthy of me attention..."

Tiffany nods her head and smiles "As you should be and I happen to have an 
offer for you...one that I think you will like..." Tiffany says before she 
steps away from her desk "As I'm sure you know of the announcement that Mr. 
McMahon made where ECW will be coming to an end, however, I am offering you a 
very lucrative contract that is 100% solid, meaning whatever changes come to 
the Land of Extreme, you will be along for the ride."

Drew smirks, "Well... that does sound interesting..." Drew McIntyre says as 
he unfolds his arms and rubs his chin.

Tiffany smiles and takes a step closer to the couch. "If you would like, I 
can show the contract I have in mind..."

"I don't need to see the contract... I think ye should show me why I should 
even consider coming to this show..." Drew replies.

Tiffany raises an eyebrow and looks at Drew McIntyre "I'm not sure I 
understand what you mean..."

Drew smirks, "I'm sure ye do... ye think no one has noticed that look of 
every new star ye signed this year..."

Tiffany presses her soft and pouty lips together before she slowly shakes her 
blond haired head "I don't know what you're getting at..."

Drew McIntyre stands up from the couch, "Don't play games with me... I'm up 
to ye tricks..." The arrogant Scotsman says as he licks his lips slightly. 
Tiffany bites down on her bottom lip as she innocently looks at Drew McIntyre 
as his smug smirk as he arrogantly turns his head to glance at Tiffany's 
nicely rounded, skirt covered ass. "Impressive..." Drew McIntyre says as he 
places a hand on Tiffany's skirt covered ass. He slides his hand against 
Tiffany's round ass as he checks out her backside.

Tiffany raises an eyebrow as she glances up at Drew McIntyre, taking a step 
back and away from him "What do you think you're doing?"

"Seeing what exactly ye have to offer..." Drew smirks.

Tiffany innocently takes a breath as she looks into the smug, confident eyes 
of the handsome Scotsman. "I don't know what you think about me or heard, 
Drew...but I'm a professional..."

"That is exactly what I've heard about ye..." Drew McIntyre smirks, "Now... 
are ye going to show me how badly you want me here... or..."

Tiffany lightly folds her arms against her chest and looks at Drew McIntyre 
with her beautiful eyes "What exactly is it that you want?"

Drew smirks, "Ye..." Drew simply replies as he looks smugly at the ECW 
General Manager.

Tiffany laughs softly "You want me?" Tiffany asks.

"That's right..." Drew McIntyre smirks.

Tiffany blushes slightly and shyly lowers her blond haired head "Well...being 
honest...you have caught my eye on several occasions..."

Drew McIntyre smirks, "No one can resist greatness..."

Tiffany sweetly smiles at Drew McIntyre "Is that so?"

"It is..." Drew licks his lips slightly.

Tiffany steps closer to Drew McIntyre as she locks her sweet and beautiful 
eyes with him. "You really want me to prove why you should take my offer?"

"Yes..." Drew McIntyre smirks, "Unless of course ye really don't want me 
here..."

Tiffany licks her lips lightly and smiles "Oh I do want you here..." Tiffany 
says as she places her hands onto his blue buttoned shirt and starts to 
gracefully unbutton his blue collard shirt. "Maybe I think you don't really 
want my offer..." Tiffany counters in a soft, but irresistible voice.

"Are ye making fun of me?" Drew asks with a smug look on his face as Tiffany 
unbuttons his shirt one button at a time, gradually exposing Drew's lean, 
tanned and muscular upper body.

Tiffany innocently smiles and she shakes her head as she opens his blue 
collard shirt, pushing the shirt from his shoulders and guiding the shirt 
down his tanned arms. "No...I just don't know if you really want my offer or 
not..." Tiffany says pouting her luscious lips together. "You might just be 
using me..." Tiffany replies as she places her hands onto his muscular and 
tightly toned, tanned abs, running her fingertips against his well-defined 
muscular six-pack of muscles.

Drew chuckles slightly as Tiffany traces the lines of his perfectly defined 
abs as he completely removes his blue buttoned shirt and casually tosses it 
onto Tiffany's desk. "I was hand picked by Mr. McMahon... I am a future 
World's Champion... I don't need to use ye..."

Tiffany raises an eyebrow as she glances up at Drew McIntyre as she gently 
caress his muscular stomach and chest with her soft, smooth hands. "Maybe you 
just want to have sex...and you aren't serious about my offer..." Tiffany 
says as she rubs her pouty lips together once again, feeling his muscular, 
tanned chest.

"As I said before... I've noticed the type of stars ye have signed..." Drew 
McIntyre says Tiffany gradually slides her hands from his chest, down to his 
abs and then to his belt buckle.

"Yeah...and what about them...." Tiffany asks as she gently and teasingly 
pulls the belt from around Drew's black slacks, slowly pulling them from the 
loops of his slacks.

"It doesn't take a genius to see that ye like to surround yourself with 
handsome talent..." Drew smirks as he sees Tiffany blush slightly as she 
pulls his belt through the loops of his slacks. Tiffany licks her lips and 
lowers her beautiful eyes before she proceeds to unbutton and unzip his black 
slacks. Drew slides a hand through his long brown hair as Tiffany begins to 
lower his slacks from his waist, freeing Drew's incredibly long and thick 
cock. Tiffany licks her soft and moist lips as she glances down at Drew 
McIntyre's impressively long and thick cock, before she lowers herself down 
onto her knees in front of the hot Scotsman. The gorgeous ECW General Manager 
sweetly looks up at him as she gently places her soft, gentle hands around 
his fully hardened cock and begins to lightly stroke his cock.

"Mmmm..." Drew smirks as Tiffany moves her hands back and forth along the 
length of his long hard cock. Tiffany lifts her beautiful and sweet eyes as 
she smoothly strokes both of her hands up and down his impressive cock. 
Tiffany lowers her blond haired head down and gently kisses the head of his 
cock with her soft, pouty lips. Tiffany lifts her beautiful and sweet eyes as 
she smoothly strokes both of her hands up and down his impressive cock. 
Tiffany lowers her blond haired head down and gently kisses the head of his 
cock with her soft, pouty lips.

"Ahhh.... awww..." Drew McIntyre moans as Tiffany presses her lips against 
the head of his huge cock while her hands travel back and forth on his shaft. 
Tiffany gently slides her wet, soft tongue out of her sweet mouth and 
proceeds to gently circle and lap her wet tongue around the swollen head of 
his cock. Drew smirks down at Tiffany as moves her soft wet tongue around the 
large head of his stiff cock. Tiffany locks her beautiful eyes up with 
McIntyre as she drags her soft, wet tongue smoothly on the head of his cock, 
removing her hands from his shaft and placing her hands onto his muscular, 
tanned waist, before she opens her mouth and proceeds to swallow his cock.

"Ahhh mmmm..." Drew McIntyre groans as Tiffany begins to bob her head back 
and forth along the length of his stiff cock. Tiffany presses her soft lips 
perfectly around Drew's cock and smoothly moves her blond haired, sucking on 
his cock at a smooth and easy pace.

"Mmmmm... ye like sucking that dick..." Drew moans as he watches Tiffany suck 
and slurp on his lengthy shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...." Tiffany softly moans as she remains looking up at Drew McIntyre 
while she smoothly and perfectly bobs her head up and down on his cock. 
Tiffany gently slaps her wet tongue against his thick shaft as she skillfully 
moves her blond haired head. Drew places one hand on Tiffany's head as she 
takes more of his cock into her warm, wet and soothing mouth as she slightly 
quickens her pace.

"Mmmmmm....mmmmm...." Tiffany gently moans against Drew McIntyre's cock as 
she lifts and lowers her blond haired head on his long cock at a quickening 
pace, lightly turning her head as she sucks on his cock.

"Ahhh.... mmmm..." Drew groans as he starts to thrust his cock forward into 
Tiffany's mouth as she continues to blow him. Tiffany presses her lips 
tighter on his shaft as she lowers her head further down on his cock, while 
she keeps her beautiful eyes locked up at Drew McIntyre. Tiffany's soft and 
pouty lips smoothly brush back and forth on his shaft as she perfectly 
maneuvers her head, sucking his Scottish cock.

"Ahhh... awww.... mmm..." Drew McIntyre tilts his head back as he pushes more 
of his long cock into Tiffany's mouth as she keeps sucking on his shaft. 
Tiffany starts to slowly pull her head back as she releases her lips from 
tightly wrapped around his shaft, causing his cock to fall out of her 
adorable mouth.

"Impressive..." Drew smirks down at Tiffany as she takes off her black 
jacket. 

Tiffany cutely smiles as she scoots back on her knees, while sliding her 
black jacket off of her upper body. "Thanks..." Tiffany says before she lifts 
her light blue top, remaining down on her knees, and exposing her nicely 
rounded, juicy tits, hidden by a black-laced bra. Drew McIntyre continues to 
smirk down at the ECW General Manager as she reaches behind her back to 
unclasp her bra before she cutely peels it away from her nicely sized and 
juicy tits. Tiffany rubs her pouty lips together, before she stands up from 
the floor of her office and proceeds to lower her short black skirt from her 
nicely curved, tanned waist and hips, guiding the skirt down her gorgeous 
legs. Drew McIntyre smirks as the completely naked Tiffany steps out of her 
skirt. Drew takes hold of Tiffany's arm and guides her over to the couch 
where she proceeds to kneel on the couch cushions. Drew places a hand on 
Tiffany's waist before he uses the other to guide his cock into Tiffany's 
warm, tight and wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...." Tiffany softly moans as she feels Drew's cock entering her 
tight pussy from behind, causing her to lightly rock forward on the couch 
cushions, while on her knees. Tiffany bites down on her bottom lip and 
adorably glances back at Drew McIntyre as he begins to smoothly pump his 
shaft into her tight pussy, causing her to gradually rock back and forth on 
her knees.

"Ahhhh.... awww..." Drew groans as he thrusts his long and thick Scottish 
cock in and out of Tiffany's hot tight pussy. The hot Scotsman grabs hold of 
Tiffany's hips with both hands as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Tiffany moans as she bends forward 
slightly, placing her hands down onto the couch cushion in front of her while 
Drew McIntyre swiftly pulls her back against his rapidly thrusting shaft.

"Mmmmmm.... ahhh.... ahhh..." Drew grunts as he increases the pace of his 
thrusts as he deeply fucks the tight pussy of the ECW General Manager.

"Ohhhhhhh.....mmmmm Drew...ohhhhhh..." Tiffany moans and presses her moist 
and pouty lips together as she remains looking back over her shoulder at Drew 
McIntyre, while her nicely rounded and juicy ass smoothly smacks against his 
tanned waist.

"Mmmmm.... take that cock..." Drew McIntyre licks his teeth as he swiftly 
pumps his cock in and out of Tiffany's pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh.... ohhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhh..." Tiffany lustfully moans as she 
feels Drew's cock deeply and quickly ramming into her tight and wet pussy 
from behind, causing her to rock back on her knees against his shaft, before 
rocking forward on her knees.

The tall, tanned, lanky and muscular Scottish Superstar grits his teeth as he 
pulls massive cock out of Tiffany's pussy. Drew then turns Tiffany over, and 
once she's sitting on the couch she spreads her legs allowing Drew to step 
between them. Drew leans down and firmly pushes his cock back into Tiffany's 
pussy as she leans back on the couch.

Tiffany bites down on her bottom lip and seductively looks at Drew McIntyre 
as she gently hooks her gorgeously smooth, tanned legs around his waist and 
begins to rock against the cushion of the couch as she lays back, feeling 
Drew driving his cock into her pussy. "Ohhhhh...ohhhh...."Tiffany moans.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh..." Drew groans as he pumps his cock swiftly in and out of 
Tiffany's pussy. With her legs wrapped around his waist, Drew places his 
hands on her thighs as he drills her cunt with deep thrusts.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh Drew..." Tiffany moans and breaths heavily, as she feels 
his cock deeply ramming into her pussy, causing her juicy and tanned tits to 
bounce as her body moves against the couch. Drew smirks down at Tiffany and 
watches as her tits bounce in response to each of his hard and deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh...mmm that feels so good..." Tiffany moans as she gently 
grinds her pussy against his deeply thrusting shaft.

"Ahhh.... ahhh..." Drew grunts as he moves his hands to Tiffany's arms as he 
keeps fucking her hot pussy. With a loud groan, the hot Scotsman pulls 
Tiffany up off of the couch and begins to bounce her up and down on his cock 
while he remains standing.

"Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhh Drew" Tiffany moans as she places her hands onto his 
strong, tanned arms as he holds onto her petite body and rapidly drives his 
cock up into her tight pussy.

"Ahhh awww ye like that..." Drew groans as he pumps his cock firmly and 
swiftly into Tiffany's pussy as she rocks on his pistoning shaft. Tiffany 
nods her head and closes her eyes as her gorgeously tanned and perfectly 
curved body bounces up and down on his cock as he holds onto her body, while 
ramming his cock upward into her pussy. Tiffany tosses her blond haired head 
back, before she leans her head to Drew McIntyre and presses her soft, pouty 
lips against his lips.

"Mmmmmm...." Drew moans in surprise as the gorgeous ECW General Manager 
gently pushes her tongue into his mouth as she bounces on his upward 
thrusting cock. Drew flicks his tongue against Tiffany's as steps backward 
towards Tiffany's desk Tiffany slides her wet tongue against Drew's tongue 
inside of his warm mouth as she lustfully kisses him while she rapidly 
bounces up and down on his rock hard, deeply thrusting cock. Drew slaps his 
tongue against Tiffany's as she bounces on his thrusting cock. Once the back 
of his powerful legs hits against Tiffany's desk, Drew lifts himself onto it 
with Tiffany firmly mounted on his large Scottish dick.

Tiffany moves her hands from his strong arms and places her hands onto his 
shoulders as she starts to grind her body on his cock, while rocking her 
gorgeous body back and forth on his cock. "Mmmmmmmm...." Tiffany lustfully 
moans into his warm mouth as she continues to sensually kiss the arrogant 
Intercontinental Champion of SmackDown.

"Mmmmmm..." Drew McIntyre moans into Tiffany's mouth as she rocks back and 
forth on his cock. As his massive shaft begins to throb, Drew reaches behind 
Tiffany and grabs her round juicy ass cheeks.

Tiffany leans her head back, breaking the kiss with Drew McIntyre, and grits 
her teeth as she sharply rocks back and forth on his cock, her tanned body 
lightly coated with sweat. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..."

"Awww.... ahhh..." Drew grunts and groans as his cock throbs and pulsates 
inside of Tiffany's hot cunt while she rock sharply on it while sliding her 
hands over his sweat coated upper body. Tiffany breathes heavily as she looks 
deeply into Drew McIntyre's eyes, sweat dripping from her gorgeous body as 
she smoothly rocks back and forth on his cock, bouncing lightly on his 
pulsating shaft.

"Ahhh.... ahhhhhh... awww..." Drew McIntyre groans as he begins to cum inside 
of Tiffany's hot tight and wet pussy. Tiffany bites down on her bottom lip 
and lightly grabs at his muscular, sweat coated, tanned chest with her hands 
as she feels his warm cum flooding her pussy. 

"Awww.... mmmm..." Drew moans as Tiffany rocks on his cum spraying shaft. 
Tiffany sweetly smiles at Drew McIntyre as she comes to a smooth stop on his 
cock and gently rubs her soft hands against his sweat-slick, muscular chest.

Drew McIntyre smirks up at Tiffany, "Ye are real impressive..." Drew says.

Tiffany blushes cutely as she remains on Drew McIntyre's lap, with his cock 
still inside of her wet pussy. "Thank you Drew...and I must say that you are 
quite impressive as well..."

"Of course I am..." Drew smirks smugly, "Vince McMahon personally recruited 
me... and the best... is yet to come..."

Tiffany raises an eyebrow and smiles innocently at Drew "I don't have any 
plans tonight...I don't know if you'd be interested in continuing our meeting 
later on.... say over dinner?"

Drew McIntyre smirks, "That... sounds like a good idea..."

Tiffany smiles and nods her head "Good...I was hoping you'd say that..." 
Tiffany says before she adorably kisses his firm lips before she gently lifts 
herself off of his lap and stands up next to the desk. "I look forward to 
seeing you again later tonight..."

Drew sits up on Tiffany's desk, "I have a feeling... that ye and me... will 
have a long productive... association..."

Tiffany smiles and raises an eyebrow "I'm going to hold you to that, Drew..." 
Tiffany says with a cute laugh.

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