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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Blond: The Mission Of Kelly Kelly - Live Another Straightedge Day Part 1
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

On a Saturday afternoon at the Oil Palace in Tyler, Texas, The Straightedge 
Society, consisting of its leader CM Punk and his two disciples Luke Gallows 
and Serena are talking. "I find the lack of faith in these weak minded fools 
disturbing... they do not appreciate what we are offering them... a life of 
clean living with no drugs or alcohol..." Punk says, "But they will soon 
enough... when they see their heroes fall to us... The Straightedge 
Society..." 
 
The massive Luke Gallows nods his head, "Yes we'll make them see the light!"

Punk smirks, "That we will, but first we must build up our numbers... we must 
break more people from their prisons of addiction, to show them why we are 
better than them and how we'll save them from themselves..." Punk says before 
he looks at Serena.

Serena smiles and seductively looks at CM Punk before she nods her shaved 
head and takes hold of one of CM Punk's hand. "You are so right my Savior! I 
know that I would be lost without your guidance and acceptance of me..." 
Serena says proudly as she looks at CM Punk and then Luke Gallows with her 
cleansed eyes. "We must make others join the Straightedge movement...whether 
by will or force!"

CM Punk smirks, "That is exactly right Serena... and with WrestleMania in 29 
days... that will be our stage to show the world why Straightedge makes us 
better than everyone else..." Punk says.

Serena licks her lips and eagerly nods her shaved head "You will guide us to 
sobriety, my Savior..." Serena says.

"Should make example of Rey Mysterio..." Luke Gallows says as he refers to 
what happened a few days earlier at the SmackDown television tapings where 
Rey cost CM Punk's chance to be in the Money in the Bank match.

"All in due time Luke... all in due time..." CM Punk says with a smirk as the 
Official Consultant of SmackDown, Vickie Guerrero comes down the hallway. 

Vickie Guerrero smirks slightly as she approaches CM Punk, Luke Gallows and 
Serena, who comprise the sober Straightedge Society. "Excuse me....excuse 
me..." Vickie Guerrero says in her confident tone as she makes her approach 
toward the three SmackDown stars, particularly the Straightedge Savior, CM 
Punk.

CM Punk casually turns his head to look at Vickie, "Hello Vickie..." Punk 
says.

Vickie Guerrero widely smiles and extends her hand toward CM Punk. "It's 
always a pleasure...." Vickie says before shaking CM Punk's head before she 
nods her head at Serena and Luke Gallows.

"Yes it is..." CM Punk says as he folds his arms as Serena and Luke move to 
stand behind him. "What can we do for you? Other than helping you improve 
your life..."

Vickie Guerrero presses her lips together and narrows her eyes as she firmly 
looks at the Straightedge Society before shaking her head in disapproval. 
"Well...CM Punk, I have been meaning to speak with you about your little 
crusade on SmackDown...and as the Official Consultant of SmackDown, I cannot 
allow it to continue..." Vickie Guerrero begins to say.

CM Punk narrows his eyes as Luke Gallows yells, "You can't stop us!" 

"Punk is here to save you!" Serena adds quickly. 

Punk raises his hands to stop them from a further outburst, "Vickie... you 
cannot be serious about stopping us..."

Vickie smirks slightly "You didn't let me finish talking...." Vickie Guerrero 
says as she places her hands onto her rounded hips. "As I was saying...." 
Vickie says with a proud smile on her face. "If you want to succeed, there is 
no way you can at the pace you are going...you need the force of someone who 
can pulls the strings of SmackDown....someone that can make the decisions! 
It's quite clear that Teddy Long has no clue what he is doing...he is leading 
the SmackDown Roster and the WWE Universe to the path of addiction!"

"That's very true... but Teddy Long is the General Manager of SmackDown... 
and RAW is run each week by those who come from the biggest drug invested pit 
of the world, Hollywood..." Punk replies before asking, "What are you 
suggesting?"

Vickie Guerrero laughs "Punk...with someone as intelligent as you are, I 
thought you would have guessed! My suggestion is allowing me, Vickie 
Guerrero, into the Straightedge Society and with my allegiance and devotion, 
your movement of Straightedge will only excel"

CM Punk smirks, "That might work out very well... but to let you into the 
Straightedge Society you must first be cleansed... Luke... if you will go 
retrieve your little black bag..." Punk says as he makes reference to the bag 
Luke Gallows carries that contains the trimmers Punk has used on those who 
has chosen to be saved.

Vickie Guerrero raises her hands up and steps back away from CM Punk. "Whoa! 
Excuse me! Wait just a minute..." Vickie Guerrero says before she shakes her 
head. "You're not seeing the whole picture here Punk..."

CM Punk raises an eyebrow, "And what is the big picture? You have to be saved 
just like everyone else..." 

Vickie Guerrero nods her head and smirks wickedly "I know that...but there is 
no way I can work undercover for the Straightedge Society with my head 
shaved...it's a dead giveaway!" Vickie nods her head as she looks at CM Punk. 
"Trust me on this...and I promise along with me, the Straightedge Society 
will not only rule SmackDown, but the entire WWE!" Vickie says before 
releasing her high-pitched, cackle laugh.

CM Punk chuckles slightly, "That sounds perfect..." Punk says with a smirk.

* * *

Meanwhile inside of a penthouse hotel suite across town, the gorgeous, blond 
haired and sweat covered Kelly Kelly is with her latest fling, the Shaman of 
Sexy and sweat soaked John Morrison, bouncing up and down on his long, thick 
and rock hard cock while he lays on the bed. "Ahhhh shit... mmm fuck..." 
Morrison groans as he holds onto Kelly's thighs while he thrusts his shaft 
upward into her wet pussy.

Kelly Kelly bites down on her bottom lip as her eyes are closed as she 
smoothly rocks back and forth on his cock, perfectly moving her gorgeously 
tanned body. "Ohhhh John...ohhhh!"

"Ohhh yeah.... ahhh... mmmm!" Morrison moans as he drives his cock up into 
Kelly's pussy as she rocks back and forth on his shaft. Kelly gently moves 
her soft hands against John Morrison's incredibly muscular and tanned, sweat 
covered chest as she rocks forward on his shaft, her sweat soaked blond hair 
swaying as she moves on his cock.

"Ohhh damn Kelly... mmm you're so hot..." Morrison moans as the gorgeous 
blond haired diva slides her hands on his chest as he moves his hands to her 
waist. The Guru of Greatness licks his lips as he begins to lift Kelly up off 
of his long, hard dick. Kelly opens her beautiful and sweet eyes as she bites 
down on her bottom lip, innocently looking at John Morrison as he lifts her 
completely off of his cock, gently setting her onto the bed beside him. John 
Morrison sits up and smiles at Kelly as he gets on his knees. He leans 
forward and gives Kelly a kiss but before he can deepen it, Kelly breaks the 
kiss and smiles cutely at him as she starts to move to get on her hands and 
knees. Kelly adorably laughs as she tosses her sweat dampened blond hair back 
and glances over her shoulder as she perfectly arches her tanned body, while 
settled onto her hands and knees.

"Love how you think..." Morrison says to Kelly as he moves behind the 
gorgeous Diva. Morrison places his hands on Kelly's waist as he guides his 
large thick cock into Kelly's hot tight and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Kelly softly moans and presses her lips together as she feels 
Morrison's long and thick cock entering her tight and warm pussy from behind.

"Ahhh.... mmmm..." Morrison groans as he starts to pump his cock in and out 
of Kelly's pussy while she starts to rock back against him,

"Ohhhhhhhh....ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Kelly Kelly moans and licks her lips 
lightly as she rocks back and forth on her knees, lightly pushing back 
against Morrison's cock.

"Ahhh.... awww..." John Morrison moans as he increases the pace and force of 
his thrusts as he fucks the gorgeous blond haired Diva from behind.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhh John....ohhhhh yeah..." Kelly moans as she rapidly rocks 
back and forth on her hands and knees as sweat drips from her petite and 
gorgeous body while Morrison deeply thrusts his cock into her tight and wet 
pussy.

"Mmmmm... ahhh... awww..." Morrison grunts as he drives his cock swiftly into 
Kelly's pussy as he deeply pushes his shaft into her. Kelly lightly grits her 
teeth and glances over her shoulder to look back at John Morrison as her 
adorable, tanned ass lightly smacks against his muscular waist as he lightly 
pulls her against his cock. John Morrison tosses his sweat dampened hair back 
as his large cock begins to throb inside of Kelly's hot pussy. Kelly licks 
her lips as she gently eases her body back against his cock, smoothly rocking 
on her knees before Morrison deeply buries his cock inside of her tight, warm 
and wet pussy.

"Ahhh... ahhh... awwww...." Morrison groans loudly as he starts to cum inside 
of Kelly Kelly's tight and wet pussy.

Kelly leans her sweat dampened blond haired head back and her petite, tanned 
and sweat covered body tense as she feels his warm cum rushing into her tight 
pussy. "Ohhhhhh John..." Kelly moans as she lightly rocks back on her knees 
against his pulsating shaft.

"Mmmm... ahhh... ohhh fuck..." Morrison moans as he holds his cock inside of 
Kelly's pussy as he fills her with his warm load. Kelly licks her lips 
lightly as she glances over her shoulder to sweetly smile back at John 
Morrison as he gently pulls his cock out of her soaking wet pussy.

"You... are incredible..." John Morrison says as he tosses his long hair back 
after his cock leaves Kelly's pussy.

Kelly scrunches her nose up and blushes "Awww...thanks John..."

"So.... after the show tonight..." John Morrison starts to say as Kelly 
Kelly's cell phone begins to ring, and both know instantly who's calling as 
they hear the caller ID tone playing 'No Chance In Hell'.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and looks at John Morrison. "Duty 
calls..." Kelly says with a sweet smile before she leans over to the 
nightstand and picks up the cell phone before answering it. "Hello..."

"Kelly... I need your here are the arena... immediately..." The voice of Mr. 
McMahon says in a serious tone.

Kelly scrunches her nose up. "Like...you mean...right now?" Kelly asks.

"Yes right now..." Mr. McMahon replies before he pauses, "Is Morrison with 
you?"

Kelly nods her head "Yeah...he is...ummm why?" Kelly asks into the cell 
phone.

"Bring him with you, he needs to be here as well..." Mr. McMahon answers.

"We'll be leaving right now, Mr. McMahon..." Kelly replies

"Good... I expect you to be here shortly...' Mr. McMahon replies before he 
hangs up.

John Morrison smirks slightly, "I'm guessing the big boss man wants us..."

Kelly smiles at John Morrison and nods her head before she closes her cell 
phone. "You got that right..." Kelly says with an adorable laugh before she 
moves to stand up from the bed. "What were you saying about later tonight?" 
Kelly asks

"I was going to ask if you wanted to have dinner..." Morrison replies as he 
gets off of the bed a moment later.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and nods her blond haired head "That would 
be nice..." Kelly says with a sweet smile.

"Awesome... cause I know this great place..." John Morrison replies.

* * *

A short time later at the Oil Palace, Michael Cole is escorting John Morrison 
and Kelly Kelly into the office of Vince McMahon. "Mr. McMahon... Kelly and 
Morrison are here..." Michael says as he closes the door. Morrison and Kelly 
see Eve Torres, the new head equipment designer.

"Congrats on the promotion Eve..." Morrison says.

"Now's not the time to socialize, you can congratulate Eve later..." Mr. 
McMahon says as he sits behind his desk.

Eve Torres, dressed in a short black skirt and white long-sleeved buttoned 
top, smiles and waves at John Morrison and Kelly Kelly. The gorgeous secret 
agent of the Chairman, Kelly Kelly, places her hands onto her hips and 
presses her pouty lips together, placing her hands onto her nicely shaped 
hips as she looks attentively at Mr. McMahon. "What's the issue at hand now, 
Mr. McMahon?" Kelly asks, dressed in a pair of nicely fitted jeans and a 
light pink tank top.

"The issue at hand is a handful of social miscreants using the opportunities 
I gave them to make life miserable for everyone in the WWE," Mr. McMahon says 
angrily, "According to my top informant, Jim Ross, your former associate CM 
Punk and his little Straightedge Society are aligning themselves with Vickie 
Guerrero to spread their little message on MY television programs." 

"Why don't you just fire them?" John Morrison asks. 

"Because they do have their uses," Mr. McMahon snaps at Morrison before he 
looks at Kelly. "Your job is to stop them."

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and innocently lowers her blond haired 
head "Punk? I...I can't do that..." Kelly begins to reply.

"I don't want to hear that word..." Mr. McMahon narrows his eyes, "You work 
for me... and Punk is growing a problem... and your job is to eliminate 
problems before they get out of control. And if you can't do it I will find 
someone who will!" Mr. McMahon yells.

Kelly innocently looks up at Mr. McMahon "I can do it!" Kelly slightly snaps 
back at the Chairman, before taking a deep breath "It's just...Punk and I 
used to be close..."

"No excuses..." Mr. McMahon says before he looks over at Eve, "Give them 
their equipment..." 

"Boy... someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today..." John Morrison 
says under his breath as Eve picks up a box that's on the couch and brings it 
to Mr. McMahon's desk.

Eve Torres sweetly smiles at Kelly Kelly and John Morrison as she set the box 
filled with the newest gadgets specially designed for Kelly to use at her 
disposal. "Now Kelly... before I go over your new equipment, I want you to 
know that even though Maria resigned from her duties, she has trained me very 
well and I will continue to create the latest gadgets that you will need to 
complete your missions."

"Oh I'm sure you'll do great... some of Maria's stuff kinda backfired from 
time to time..." Kelly Kelly laughs a bit.

Eve bites down on her bottom lip "Well I'm crossing my fingers that it would 
happen..." Eve says with a laugh before she tosses her brunette hair back and 
places her left hand onto her hips "And also...I'd like you meet my new 
assistant..." Eve begins to say before calling out. "Chris! Can you come in?"

The door to the office opens and Chris Masters, wearing just a pair of jeans 
walks in. He flexes his pecs as he walks towards Eve and after seeing it, 
Michael Cole says, "Ohhh my..." 

John Morrison and Mr. McMahon both look at Cole with raised eyebrows while 
Kelly checks out Chris and then looks at Eve, "He's a great looking assistant 
Eve..." Kelly says with a smile.

Eve laughs and nods her head "My thoughts exactly Kelly!" Eve says before she 
turns to the equipment box and reaches inside to remove one of Kelly's newest 
gadgets. "Now Kelly...I think you might like this..." Eve says before she 
hands the gadget over to Kelly.

Kelly looks at the gadget which looks a pair of $300 sunglasses, "These look 
great... what do they do?"

Eve presses her lips together proudly and nods her head "Well Kelly...if you 
put them you will see that they contain x-ray vision!"

"Oh really?" Kelly Kelly smiles as he puts them on and looks at John Morrison 
and she can see right through his clothing. "Mmm... these are cool..." Kelly 
says as she then looks at Chris Masters, and she's able to see through his 
jeans. Just as she's about to take off the sunglasses Kelly catches a glimpse 
of Michael Cole and she makes a face before she quickly pulls the sunglasses 
off. "Ewww... vintage Michael Cole..." Kelly says. 

"What did you see?" Morrison asks. 

"You don't want to know..." Kelly says. 

"You know you liked what you saw..." Michael Cole replies with a slightly 
smug look.

Eve Torres raises an eyebrow and glances at Michael Cole, before looking at 
her assistant and boyfriend, Chris Masters. "Ok...ummm anyway...moving on..." 
Eve says with a slight cough before she reaches back into the equipment box 
and retrieves another new gadget.

"Hey... just wondering, are you ever going to make something for me?" John 
Morrison asks.

Eve smiles a bit "Actually John...I have something in the works for 
you...just making a few adjustments." Eve says with a wink before she hands 
Kelly compact make-up container.

"Sweet..." John Morrison says with a grin. 

"Hmm a new compact..." Kelly Kelly says as she examines it after Eve hands it 
to her.

Eve smiles "It may look like a compact Kelly, however, it actually works as a 
boom-a-rang..." Eve says with a nod of her head "Try it out...."

"Just press the button on the bottom of it..." Chris Masters adds. 

"Oh thanks Chris..." Kelly says as she presses the button on bottom of the 
compact, and from the sides of the compact make-up container, two flat pieces 
of metal slide out from it. Kelly turns around and lightly tosses the boom-a-
rang, but in the direction of Michael Cole. 

"Oh my!" Michael Cole yells as he tries to get out of he way, but when he 
turns to dodge to the left, the boom-a-rang hits him right on the side of his 
head.

"Oh no!" Eve Torres comments as Michael Cole falls unconscious to the floor 
of Mr. McMahon's office. Eve weakly smiles and glances over at Mr. McMahon. 
"It's all back to you boss..."

Mr. McMahon smirks slightly as he looks at the knocked out Michael Cole but 
the smirk disappears when he looks at Kelly. "Now before you go on your 
assignment... My wife Linda..." Mr. McMahon groans unhappily, "Due to my 
wife's insistence... you are required to receive some special training."

Kelly Kelly smiles widely "Oh, really? Linda! That is so sweet of her! Oh my 
god! I just love her so much...." Kelly begins to cutely say.

"We'll see how much you'll enjoy it... tomorrow morning, Jim Ross will be 
picking you from your hotel before tomorrow's event in Abilene," Mr. McMahon 
says.

Kelly scrunches her nose up and looks at Mr. McMahon. "What for?" Kelly asks.

"For your training," Mr. McMahon answers.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip "Training?"

"That's right... as I said... it was Linda's idea..." Mr. McMahon says

* * *

After the live event at Oil Palace, CM Punk is in his hotel room, sitting on 
the edge of his bed as the Anti-Diva Serena bobs her head up and down on his 
cock. "Mmmmm yes... show me your dedication..." Punk moans. Serena 
seductively looks up at CM Punk with her beautifully cleansed eyes and her 
pouty lips pressed firmly around his shaft. Serena's shaved head steadily 
lifts and lowers as she moves her head on her Savior's cock.

"Mmmm yes.... ahhhh..." Punk moans as he places his right hand on top of 
Serena's head as she sucks on his cock. Punk places his left hand behind him 
on the bed and leans back slightly.

"Mmmmmmm....mmmm..." Serena lustfully moves as the Mistress of the 
Straightedge Society devotedly bobs her head on CM Punk's cock, sucking him 
perfectly as she lowers her head further down and takes his cock deeper into 
her mouth.

"Mmmm yes... ahhhh yes...." CM Punk moans as holds Serena's head down on his 
cock as she deep throats his long, thick shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmmm" Serena moans deeply as she slaps her soft tongue around CM 
Punk's cock as she incredibly bobs her head on his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhhh fuck... get up on the bed..." Punk moans as he pulls the shaved 
head of the Mistress of Straightedge up off of his saliva coated, rock hard 
cock.

Serena narrows her eyes and lustfully looks at CM Punk. "Mmmm...I want to be 
saved, Punk...I really do..." Serena says before she stands up from kneeling 
on the floor and eagerly climbs onto the bed. Once Serena is laying on the 
bed and has her legs spread, Punk moves to position himself on top of her and 
impales her hot, tight pussy with his stiff, long cock.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh save me Punk..." Serena groans and hooks her gorgeously 
smooth and tanned legs around CM Punk's toned waist as he begins to pump his 
shaft deeply and steadily into her tight and wet pussy. "Ohhhhh save me!"

"Mmmm yeah... ohhh I'm going to save you Serena... ahhh..." CM Punk groans as 
he places his hands on Serena's large, soft and round tits. Each time he 
thrusts his cock deeply into Serena's snatch, Punk squeezes Serena's tits 
while she starts to move against him.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm I want to be saved real bad Punk!" Serena moans loudly and 
lustfully as she moves back and forth on the bed with CM Punk ramming his 
Straightedge cock deeply into her wet and tight pussy.

"Ahhh awww of course you do... mmmm yeah... ahhh..." Punk grunts as he drives 
his cock repeatedly in and out of Serena's pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm I owe you everything my Savior..." Serena moans as she 
begins to grind her pussy back against his thrusting cock as she feels him 
deeply forcing his cock into her pussy.

"That's right... mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Punk moans as he slams his cock into 
Serena's snatch. The greasy haired Straightedge Savior turns over on the bed 
and pulls Serena with him so that she's mounted on his large cock. Serena 
licks her pouty lips and looks down at CM Punk with her cleansed eyes as she 
places her hands on CM Punk's hair covered chest and begins to rock back and 
forth on her Savior's large cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." CM Punk licks his lips as he watches Serena rock back and 
forth on his large cock as he thrusts it upward into her hot tight pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhh Punk...mmmm I love being saved..." Serena groans as she 
moves swiftly on his cock, causing her large and rounded tits to sway as she 
rocks and bounces on his shaft.

"Ahhh you have to be saved repeatedly Serena... mmmm yes... ahhh..." Punk 
moans as the shaved head Anti-Diva bounces straight up and down on his cock 
while grinding her pussy on his shaft. Serena grits her teeth and leans her 
shaved head back as she sharply lowers her body on CM Punk's cock as he 
deeply rams his cock upward into her wet, tight and warm pussy.

"Ahhh... ohhh yes... mmmm fuck..." CM Punk moans as Serena eagerly rides his 
cock. Punk places his hands on Serena's thighs as she drops down firmly on 
his large cock over and over again.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh Punk...mmmm save me! Save me!" Serena loudly moans as she 
wildly rocks on CM Punk's cock as if under an erotic trance of purity.

Punk smirks as he suddenly grabs Serena by her hips and lifts her up off of 
his cock and drops her next to him on the bed. The Straightedge Savior sits 
up on his knees, "Assume the position to be saved..." Punk orders.

Serena smirks slyly and nods her shaved head. "Of course my Savior..." Serena 
says with a laugh before she turns and sits up onto her knees, before placing 
her hands down onto the bed in front of her, getting on all fours. CM Punk 
gets closer to Serena and guides the head of his cock back into Serena's 
pussy. Punk then grabs Serena by her waist and pulls her back ward as he rams 
his cock forward into her.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh Punk...ohhhh yeah...Save me! Mmmmm save me!" Serena groans 
and closes her eyes as she rocks back and forth on her knees, feeling CM 
Punk's cock working deeply into her wet and tight pussy.

"Ahhh.... ahhh..." Punk grunts as he sharply pumps his cock in and out of 
Serena's wet cunt from behind while pulling her back against himself.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm...it feels so good being saved..." Serena moans lustfully 
as she rocks back on her knees, pressing her juicy ass back against CM Punk's 
toned waist.

"Ahhhh ahh... mmmm... you have to be saved Serena... ahhh..." Punk groans as 
he pounds Serena's hot pussy with swift, deep and firm thrusts.

"Ohhhhhh yesss...mmmmmm I do, my Savior!" Serena groans as she rocks back on 
her knees, pushing her body back against his rock hard cock.

"Mmmm.... ahhh.... awww.... aww..." CM Punk grunts as he slams his cock into 
Serena's pussy over and over again as his shaft starts to throb.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhh Punk! Ohhhhhh!" Serena moans as she rapidly rocks forward on 
her knees as he slams his cock quickly and deeply into her pussy.

"Ahhh... awwww... ahhhh!" CM Punk moans as he starts to cum inside of 
Serena's hot, wet snatch.

Serena licks her lips and turns her shaved head back to look seductively at 
CM Punk. "Mmmmmm...my Savior..."

"Mmmm.... ahhh... awww..." Punk groans as he holds his cock inside of 
Serena's cunt as he fills her with his cum.

Serena presses her lips together "Mmmmm...I'm so honor to be devoted to you 
Punk..."

Serena slowly nods her head and smirks at CM Punk "Anything for you...my 
Savior..." Serena says as she turns to face CM Punk and licks her lips as she 
looks at the Straightedge Superstar.

CM Punk smirks, "Before the revolution can begin... I need you to take care 
of the one person who blatantly promotes a self-indulgent 'rock star' life 
style. John Morrison..."

Serena places her hands onto CM Punk's hair covered chest and gently rakes 
her fingernails. "Consider it done...my Savior"

CM Punk slyly smirks, "Excellent..."

* * *

Later in the night at the hotel's spa, John Morrison, wearing a black thong 
and eye protectors, is laying face up on a tanning bed while listening to 
some music playing on a portable CD player he brought with him. As he 
relaxes, Serena quietly enters the spa. Serena, dressed in a short black 
skirt and a tight fitting black tank top, with black heeled boots quietly 
walks over toward the tanned bed as John Morrison lays inside. Serena 
narrows her eyes and smirks as she turns to CD player and roughly jerks the 
cord out of the wall socket, causing the music playing to suddenly stop.

John Morrison raises an eyebrow after hearing the music suddenly stopping. 
Morrison then opens the lid of the tanning bed, "Okay... who killed the 
music?" Morrison asks as he starts to sit up.

Serena smirks slyly as she turns to face the tanning bed as John Morrison 
sits. Serena proudly presses her lips together and fold her arms against her 
large chest. "I did..." Serena says with her cleansed eyes narrowed.

"Oh great... CM Punk's latest puppet..." Morrison says as he sees Serena 
after taking off the eye protectors. "What do you want?"

Serena shakes her shaved head "You must be disgusted with yourself...being 
one of the reason why this society is falling into despair..."

John Morrison raises an eyebrow, "Last I check I was not the one in the White 
House..." Morrison replies with a smirk.

Serena grits her teeth slightly and steps toward John Morrison. "If you would 
just allow Straightedge into your life John...things would be better..."

John Morrison laughs, "Listen... as the Shaman of Sexy... life cannot get 
much better than it is now for me..."

Serena glances down at the large sized bulge of John Morrison's thong and 
licks her lips "Oh...it could be better..." Serena says with a mischievous 
smirk.

Morrison notices Serena glancing down at his crotch and smirks, "How so?"

Serena takes a step closer to John Morrison and places her hands onto his 
well-defined, tanned and muscular stomach, allowing her fingers to linger 
against the indentations of his abdominal muscles "Just allow Straightedge 
into your life..." Serena says in a soft, seductive voice as she locks her 
mischievous, but beautifully cleansed eyes with Morrison.

John Morrison smirks, "It's starting to look to me that you want 
something..." Morrison says as Serena lowers her fingers from his perfectly 
defined abs towards his waist.

Serena laughs as she slides her hands down toward his waist. "What gives you 
that idea?"

"Where your hands are going is giving me that idea..." Morrison replies as 
Serena slides her hands on his waist before she moves her hands to his thong 
covered crotch.

Serena raises an eyebrow and licks her lips "Would that be a problem?" Serena 
asks as she begins to lower the thong from Morrison's tanned and gorgeously 
muscular waist.

"Nope... always willing to please someone who wants to visit the Palace of 
Wisdom..." John Morrison answers as Serena slides down his thong, freeing his 
massive long and thick cock.

Serena licks her luscious and pouty lips before she slides his thong the 
remaining way down his muscular legs "Just give in to Straightedge and we'll 
be fine..." Serena says before she proceeds to kneel down in front of John 
Morrison, gripping his cock with her left hand.

"Mmmm... " John Morrison moans as Serena starts to stroke his long, hardening 
cock with her left hand. Serena smirks and narrows her eyes as she licks her 
lips hungrily, transfixed on the impressive cock of John Morrison. Serena 
lowers her shaved head and slyly slaps her wet tongue against the head of his 
cock while she moves her left hand up and down his long shaft.

"Ahhh... no harm in seeing what you have to offer..." Morrison says with a 
moan as Serena beats the head of his cock with her tongue. Serena closes her 
eyes and begins to gently slide her wet and soft tongue around the swollen 
head of his shaft before opening her mouth and lowering her shaved head, 
beginning to bob her head immediately on his cock. Morrison places his hands 
behind him on the tanning bed as Serena bobs her head up and down on his 
long, meaty cock.

Serena presses her lips firmly around Morrison's cock and bobs her head at a 
smooth and easy pace as she works over his cock with her pure mouth. 
"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Serena softly moans.

"Ahhh... mmmm..." John Morrison moans as Serena steadily lifts and lowers her 
head on his cock while she strokes the lower half of his shaft with her left 
hand. Serena places her right hand up onto Morrison's gorgeous muscular waist 
and lightly twists her left hand against his shaft as she moves her shaved 
head on his cock, perfectly sucking it.

"Mmmmm... ahhh..." Morrison licks his lips as Serena continues to suck and 
stroke his cock while slapping her tongue against his shaft. Serena bobs her 
head back and forth on his cock, taking his long shaft deeper into her wet, 
warm mouth.

"Mmmm.... ahhh guess it's safe to say... Straightedge can really suck..." 
Morrison moans as Serena attempts to deep throat his long cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm....gahhhhhh...." Serena moans as she starts to gag slightly on 
John Morrison's cock as she forces him deeper into her mouth, until the head 
of his shaft rubs against the back of her cleansed mouth. John Morrison 
smirks as he hears Serena gag on his long thick cock as she holds his cock 
inside of her mouth before lifting her shaved head off of it.

Serena smirks as she stands up from the floor and walks over to the tanning 
bed before she hikes her short black skirt over her hips to expose her juicy 
ass. Serena looks at Morrison before she leans forward over the top portion 
of the tanning bed.

John Morrison gets off of the tanning bed and steps behind Serena, "Hmmm 
guess Straightedge means no panties..." Morrison says as he guides his huge 
cock into Serena's hot tight and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Serena groans and closes her eyes as she feels Morrison's 
incredibly long and thick cock entering her tight and warm pussy from behind. 
Serena licks her lips as she begins to rock forward on her feet with Morrison 
thrusting his cock into pussy from behind

"Ahhh.... ahhh..." John Morrison groans as he pumps his cock in and out of 
Serena's cunt. Morrison places his hands on Serena's hips to guide her 
backward towards himself as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhh..." Serena moans as she rocks back on her feet 
against John Morrison as he rapidly pumps his cock into her tight pussy from 
behind. Morrison licks his lips as he increases the force of his thrusts as 
he quickly drives his cock into Serena's tight pussy while her juicy round 
ass smacks against his gorgeous waist. Serena leans her shaved head back and 
grits her teeth as her juicy ass grinds against his muscular and tanned waist 
as he deeply fucks her tight pussy.

"Ahhh yeah.... ahhh...." Morrison groans as he hammers Serena's pussy with 
his large cock while she's bent over the tanning bed.

Serena glances back over her shoulder and slyly smirks at John Morrison 
"Mmmmmm... yeah... doesn't Straightedge feel great..."

"Ahhhh... awww I've had better..." Morrison smirks at Serena as he pumps his 
cock deeply into her. Serena narrows her eyes into a glare before she roughly 
rocks back on her feet and pushes back sharply against Morrison's cock.

John Morrison licks his lips after Serena slams herself back against him, 
"Mmmm why don't you show me what you got..." Morrison says as he pulls his 
impressively large and thick cock out of Serena's snatch.

Serena turns around to face John Morrison before she lifts her tight fitting 
black tank top to expose her large and juicy tits "I'd love to..."

"Hmmm nice... "Morrison says as he takes a good look at Serena's tits as she 
places her hands on his muscular chest and pushes him enough to guide him to 
lay back on the tanning bed.

Serena smirks slyly as she somewhat forces John Morrison's body to lay down 
on the tanning bed before she climbs onto the tanning bed in order to join 
him. "Don't worry...I'll be gentle..." Serena says before she smoothly 
straddles Morrison's muscular body and lowers herself down onto his 
impressive cock.

"Mmmmm... I'm the Shaman of Sexy... I can handle anything..." Morrison says 
as Serena takes every inch of his cock into her pussy. Before she starts to 
rock on his cock, Serena grabs Morrison's hands and has him place them on her 
large tits.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." Serena moans and closes her eyes as she starts to sharply rock 
back and forth on Morrison's cock as he gropes her large and juicy tits with 
his hands.

"Ahhh.... ahhh..." Morrison moans as he gropes Serena's large tits as she 
rocks on his cock. Gradually the Guru of Greatness begins to thrust his cock 
upward into Serena's hot tight pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm...you like that don't you...you like what being 
Straightedge can do..." Serena moans as she rocks back and forth aggressively 
on John Morrison's cock as he pumps up into her pussy.

"Ahhhh I'm not convinced yet...." Morrison replies as Serena grabs hold of 
his wrists as she wildly rocks on his upward pushing cock.

"Ohhhhhhhhh....ohhhhh yeah!" Serena moans as she places her hands onto John 
Morrison's strong arms as he holds onto her large tits. Serena leans her 
shaved head back and smirks as she sharply rocks forward on his large cock.

"Ohhhh... ahhh... awww..." Morrison moans as he pumps his cock upward into 
Serena's pussy while he continues to grope her tits.

"Ohhhhhhh....believe in Straightedge, John....you'll be much better..." 
Serena moans as she grinds her curved and purified body on Morrison's cock 
while she bouncing rapidly on his shaft.

"Mmmm... ahhh..." John Morrison moans as Serena bounces swiftly on his cock 
and her juicy ass smacks down against Morrison's legs as she rides him.

Serena licks her lips as she sharply rocks forward on his cock, feeling him 
deeply thrusting his shaft up into her tight and wet pussy. "Ohhhhhhh... 
ohhhhh yeah...

"Ahhh awww... mmmm..." Morrison licks his lips as his cock starts to throb 
inside of Serena's hot tight cunt as she keeps rocking on his thrusting 
shaft. Serena raises an eyebrow and smirks as she feels his cock pulsating 
within her tight pussy. Serena slides her hands from his strong arms and 
moves her hands to his muscular, tanned chest and uses that as leverage to 
lift herself completely off of his cock.

"What are you up to?" Morrison asks as Serena slides her hands from his chest 
to his abs as she moves to straddle his legs. Serena smirks wickedly at John 
Morrison as she locks her cleansed and beautiful eyes with him. Serena places 
her right hand at the base of his cock, holding his shaft steady before she 
lowers her head and takes his cock into her mouth.

"Mmmm fuck..." Morrison moans as Serena starts to bob her head up and down on 
his pulsating cock while she firmly holds it with her right hand.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...." Serena moans around John Morrison's cock as she 
expertly bobs her shaved head to suck on his cock. Serena's soft and pure 
lips rub back and forth against his meaty shaft as she steadily sucks on his 
pulsating cock.

"Ahhhh... mmmm... ahhh..." John Morrison moans as Serena sucks firmly on his 
cock as he starts to cum inside of her lustful mouth. Serena smirks wickedly 
around John Morrison's cock as she presses her lips tightly around his cock 
and bobs her head back and forth rapidly to milk the cum from his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh.... mmmm..." Morrison moans as Serena firmly sucks on his cock as 
more of his cum shoots into her mouth. Serena slowly lifts her head off of 
Morrison's cock and licks her lips before she easily slides off of the 
tanning bed and proceeds to stand up.

"Mmmm that wasn't half bad..." John Morrison says as he starts to sit up on 
the tanning bed.

Serena presses her lips together and smirks as she folds her arms against her 
large and juicy chest "You know John...what the worst thing about not being 
Straightedge is?"

Morrison raises an eyebrow, "No... what?" Morrison asks.

Serena raises an eyebrow and laughs "Well John...because your mind is so 
clouded and dark, not pure and sober like mine, like my Savior's...you are 
easily tricked..." Serena says before laughing.

"What are you..." Morrison starts to say before the lid of the tanning bed is 
suddenly shoved down and it smacks the back of Morrison's head, causing the 
Shaman of Sexy to fall forward and he hits his head on the floor. The huge 
Luke Gallows steps from behind the tanning bed, while Serena makes sure 
Morrison is unconscious. 

"That was enjoyable..." Luke smirks.

Serena raises an eyebrow and looks at Luke Gallows "What was my fellow 
Disciple? Watching me with Morrison or you knocking him out?" Serena asks 
with a smirk.

"I'd be lying if I didn't say both was enjoyable..." Luke says as he bends 
down to pick up the unconscious John Morrison.

Serena nods her shaved head "Lets get him back to Punk...our Savior has plans 
for him..."

TO BE CONTINUED...