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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies 
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United 
States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler 
Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). 

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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Bourne For Lift Off
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

Following the mix tag team match between Evan Bourne and Gail Kim against 
Zack Ryder and Alicia Fox during the May 17, 2010 episode of RAW airing from 
Toronto's Air Canada Centre, the evening's guest host NASA's legendary 
astronaut Buzz Aldrin is talking with the victorious tag team of Evan and 
Gail. "Man Buzz it's so great you hosted RAW tonight," Evan says with a big 
smile on his face and he's wearing red wrestling tights and black boots while 
Gail is wearing yellow wrestling bottom, a yellow top that shows off her 
toned stomach, and knee high wrestling boots.

Buzz Aldrin claps his hands together as he stands with Gail Kim and Evan 
Bourne. "Kids...I was so happy to be the Guest Host here tonight...I had one 
heck of a time!" The legendary astronaut replies. 

Gail Kim smiles and places her left hand onto Buzz's arm. "And don't forget 
you have some really awesome dance moves too..." Gail adds as she refers the 
moonwalk Buzz Aldrin performed in the ring moments ago.

"Yeah that's something I'm gonna to remember seeing for a long time..." Evan 
adds with a smile. 

"Whoa... whoa... whoa..." an angry Zack Ryder says as he comes from the 
trainer's room and heads for Buzz, Evan and Gail. "You ain't nothin bro..." 
Zack says as he pushes past Evan and Gail and steps right up to the legendary 
astronaut.

Buzz Aldrin glances at Zack Ryder and raises an eyebrow as he slides his 
hands into the pockets of his slacks. "You got a problem there son?" Buzz 
asks.

"The only problem here is you... bro you know you're a fraud and a has 
been..." Zack replies. 

Evan looks at Gail, "At least Buzz has been something..." 

"Hey shut up bro!" Zack snaps after over hearing Evan's comment, "I'll deal 
with you later... but you..." Zack says as he turns his attention back to 
Buzz, "You're a joke... and there's no way you've been to the moon..."

Gail Kim shakes her head as she looks at Zack Ryder and places her hands onto 
her hips. "Zack...leave him alone..." Gail says.

Zack glances at Gail, "Hey you had your chance..." Zack says before he looks 
at Buzz, "Bro, you're totally like NASA... a joke!"

Buzz Aldrin removes his hands from the pockets of his slacks and motions with 
his left hand toward Gail Kim and glances at the beautiful RAW Diva for a 
moment. "Thank you young lady...but I can handle this..." Buzz Aldrin says 
with a nod of his head before turning back to face Zack Ryder. "Now listen 
here you son of a bitch!" Buzz Aldrin yells as he points at Ryder with his 
right index finger. "I showed you earlier what happened when someone called 
me a fraud....so I'm warning you one last time, son...you call me a fraud 
again, I'm knocking you on your ass!" The patriotic legend Buzz Aldrin 
replies firmly.

Zack steps closer to Buzz Aldrin, "You're a fraud... woo... woo... woo... you 
know..." Buzz Aldrin presses his lips firmly together and shakes his head 
before he slightly clenches his right hand into a fist and swings his closed 
fist upward, connecting cleanly with Zack Ryder's jaw. "It..." the word 
barley escapes Zack's lips after Buzz's punch connects with his jaw, sending 
the cocky Long Island native stumbling backwards, and Zack ends up falling on 
his ass.

Gail Kim opens her mouth in shock and then laughs before glancing at Evan 
Bourne "Holy shit!"

"WOW! What a punch!" Evan says wit ha wide-eyed look of surprise on his face. 
Zack Ryder sits on the ground holding his jaw, but soon he gets up and walks 
back to the trainer's room with the proverbial tail tucked between his legs.

Gail Kim smiles as she walks back over to Buzz Aldrin and pats him on the 
back. "Nice one Buzz!" Gail says before the Guest Host of Monday Night RAW, 
Buzz Aldrin, playfully takes a swing at Gail Kim. 

"Whoa...you better watch out young lady..." Buzz says with a laugh.

"That was awesome! Nice to see someone shut him up for once," Evan smiles.

Gail Kim smiles and looks sweetly at Evan Bourne. "Did you still want to go 
out tonight Evan?"

"Oh yeah I sure do," Evan nods his head and smiles.

Buzz Aldrin chuckles slightly and shakes his head. "I won't keep you kids 
waiting....you both go out and have some fun tonight!" Buzz Aldrin says as he 
pats both Gail Kim and Evan Bourne on the back before he starts walking away. 

"Bye Buzz!" Gail Kim says.

"See ya Buzz!" Evan adds before he looks at Gail, "Man he's awesome!"

Gail nods her head "Oh absolutely! I mean...what he did to Zack Ryder? 
Awesome!" Gail says with a laugh before she places her hands onto her hips 
and rubs her pouty lips together. "So...ummm...about tonight, you said you 
still wanted to go somewhere?"

"Yeah..." Evan says with a smile as he sees how Gail is rubbing her lips 
together, "Unless you have something in mind..."

Gail blushes slightly and shakes her head "No you wouldn't like it...we can 
just go somewhere..."

"Wait... what were you thinking?" Evan asks with a curious look on his face.

"Well....I was thinking maybe you could come to my hotel room...we could 
order room service and order a movie on pay-per-view..." Gail says with a 
shrug of her shoulders.

"That sound like fun..." Evan smiles as he nods his head.

Gail smiles "Are you sure...I mean we can do something else.."

"I'm sure..." Evan smiles.

* * *

A little over an hour after RAW has ended, Evan Bourne, now wearing jeans and 
a short sleeved collared shirt, is with Gail Kim inside of her hotel room, 
and they have just finished a late night dinner. "Whew... man that was 
good..." Evan says with a smile on his face as he looks at Gail who is 
finishing up her dessert. 

Gail Kim blushes slightly and pushes her dessert plate away. "Yeah it was 
good...although you promised if I got the dessert you would split it with 
me...but you didn't even take a bite" Gail replies with a laugh as she is now 
dressed in a pair of nicely fitted jeans and a white tank top.

"You started on the dessert before I finished..." Evan laughs a bit, "But 
that did look good..."

Gail lowers her head slightly and laughs "You still could have pushed your 
fork over..."

"Ehhh last time I did that the girl I was with whacked my hand with the 
spoon..." Evan laughs.

Gail shakes her head and smiles at Evan Bourne "Well I don't think I would do 
that..."

"That's good to know..." Evan smiles, "So what movie are we going to watch?" 
Evan asks.

Gail shrugs her shoulder and picks up the remote control for the television 
set. "Ummm...I don't know..." Gail says as she turns on the television and 
starts to scroll through the list of movies that are available to order for 
pay-per-view.

"I'm sure you'll pick something good... hey I'll be right back... got to use 
the rest room real quick..." Evan says as he gets up from his seat and walks 
to the hotel room's bathroom. Gail Kim presses her lips together as she leans 
back slightly on the bed and focuses on the television set while she 
continues to scroll through the list of movies. After Evan enters the 
bathroom and closes the door, Gail bites her bottom lip slightly as she 
scrolls through the list of movies that includes films such as My Sister's 
Keeper, Up, District 9 and Land of The Lost. Not satisfied with the selection 
so far, Gail keeps scrolling until she reaches the bottom of the list that is 
highlighted 'for more mature audience only'.

Gail bites down on her bottom lip slightly and raises an eyebrow as she 
glances at the adult themed movies. "Hmmmmm....maybe Evan and I can have our 
own adult fun..." Gail says to herself as she quietly sits up from the bed 
and proceeds to lift her white tank top from her body, leaving her white bra 
on which conceals her nicely rounded and firm tits. Gail then stands up from 
the bed to unbutton her jeans before she pushes them down from her waist to 
expose her white panties. After stepping out of her jeans, the sultry RAW 
Diva lays back on the bed, waiting for Evan Bourne to return.

Gail hears the toilet flush and the sound of the water flowing from the 
bathroom sink's faucet. A few moments later, the bathroom door opens and Evan 
walks out, drying his hands on a hand-towel, "So what are we... WHOA!" Evan 
says as he stops in his tracks and drops the hand-towel when he sees Gail 
laying on the bed in her bra and panties.

Gail seductively glances over at Evan Bourne and raises an eyebrow "Is 
something wrong, Evan?" Gail asks with a smile.

"Ummm no..." Evan shakes his head as Gail sees that he's looking at every 
inch of her barley-clothed body as he starts to step towards the bed.

Gail bites down on her bottom lip as she watches Evan approaching the bed. 
"Good...I hope you're not uncomfortable or anything..." Gail comments as she 
playfully pulls at the straps of her white bra.

"I'm not... I'm just... stunned...." Evan smiles a bit as he proceeds to sit 
on the bed next the gorgeous Korean Diva. Evan glances at the TV and sees 
that the movie Gail was considering on ordering before he smiles at her, 
"Asian Chicks and White Dicks?" Evan asks as Gail teasingly pulls at the 
straps of her white bra.

Gail laughs as she sits up slightly on the bed. "I was thinking we could do 
our own version..." Gail says with a smirk as she moves to sit on her knees, 
leaning toward Evan Bourne. "What do you say Evan? Ready for lift off?"

"Ummm sure... I mean yeah!" Evan smiles and nods his head as Gail places her 
hands on his chest and starts to lift up his shirt. Evan raises his arms, 
allowing Gail to pull his shirt off of his body, revealing his muscular and 
toned upper body. Gail Kim licks her lips as she places her hands against his 
muscular, toned and nicely tanned chest before leaning in and softly pressing 
her pouty lips against his lips, sensually kissing the high-flying Superstar.

"Mmmm..." Evan moans as he returns Gail's sensual kiss. Evan and Gail both 
part their lips at almost the same time to slide their tongues against each 
other's and Evan reaches behind Gail to release the clasp of her white bra. 
Gail closes her eyes as she slides her wet tongue against Evan's tongue, 
gently moving her hands against his chest, while she feels the material of 
her white bra being removed from her body and her nicely rounded, firm tits 
being exposed.

"Mmmm..." Evan moans as he circles his tongue against Gail's while he pulls 
Gail's bra away from her tits. Evan places his hands on Gail's firm tits and 
gently caresses them as he and Gail continue to kiss. Gail lightly laughs 
into Evan Bourne's mouth as she continues to kiss his lips and slap her 
tongue against his tongue inside of his mouth, while his gently gropes her 
perfectly rounded and juicy tits. Evan gently squeezes Gail's tits with both 
of his hands as the gorgeous Diva lifts her head up slightly to break the 
kiss with him. Gail lightly tosses her gorgeous and smooth dark hair back and 
smiles at Evan as she lowers her hands down to his waist. Gail starts to 
unbuckle the belt around his jeans before she slides it through the loops and 
tosses the belt aside. Evan scoots on the bed to where he's sitting with his 
back against the headboard while Gail starts to unbutton and unzip his jeans. 
However before she starts to tug them from his waist, Gail cups his crotch 
with her right hand to get an idea of what Evan is packing.

Gail smirks and glances up at Evan Bourne. "Very nice...." Gail says as she 
feels his impressive bulge underneath the material of his jeans before she 
finally pulls his jeans down from his waist, leaving his boxers in place.

"I can say the same thing..." Evan smiles as he pulls his legs towards 
himself one at time as Gail pulls his jeans off. As Gail tosses Evan's jeans 
off the bed, she can see that his boxers are fitting snugly against his 
bulging cock within them. Gail Kim leans down, positional herself between 
Evan Bourne's legs as she places her hands against the front of his boxers, 
moving her hands teasingly against the solid bulge of his cock underneath.

"Mmmm..." Evan moans as Gail slides her hands against his bulging crotch. The 
former Women's Champion then slowly moves her hands to the waistband of 
Evan's boxes and begins to slowly pull them downward. Evan lifts himself 
slightly on the bed, making it easier for Gail to pull down his boxers, and 
once the waist band is past his crotch, Evan's rock hard, deliciously thick 
and, long cock springs upward like a rocket after being freed.

Gail licks her lips and slyly smirks at Evan Bourne as she takes his cock 
into her left hand, spitting some saliva onto his shaft as she moves her hand 
smoothly against his shaft. "Damn Evan....you're really packing!"

"Mmmm.... thanks..." Evan moans as Gail spits some more saliva on his cock to 
make sure she has enough on it to coat his shaft as she strokes it with her 
left hand. Gail lowers her head and gently flicks her wet tongue against the 
head of Evan Bourne's cock, teasingly working the tip of her tongue against 
his tender piss-slit. Gail continues to move her left hand up and down his 
shaft, using her saliva to massage against it.

"Ohhhh mmm..." Evan moans as he leans back against the head board as Gail 
flicks her tongue against the tip of his shaft while she pumps her left hand 
smoothly up and down his saliva coated shaft. Evan licks his lips as he sees 
Gail reach between her own legs with her right hand to rub her panties that 
are gradually becoming damp from the wetness of her own pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Gail softly moans as she opens her mouth, taking the head of 
Evan Bourne's cock into her mouth. Gail wraps her pouty and luscious lips 
around his nicely long and thick shaft as she starts to perfectly bob her 
head, starting to suck on his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Evan licks his lips as he watches Gail bob her head up and down on 
his cock as she now holds it firmly at the base with her left hand.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm..." Gail moans and groans as she moves her head 
smoothly on his shaft, taking him slightly deeper into her mouth as her wet 
saliva perfectly drips onto his shaft. As she sucks on his upper shaft, her 
hand slightly twists against the base of his cock, as she continues to rub 
her own right hand against the front of her panties, feeling the moistness 
underneath.

"Ohhh ahhh..." Evan groans as he watches Gail lower her head further down 
onto his fat, long cock. Evan tilts his head back and raises his hips 
slightly to push his shaft upward into Gail's mouth. Gail closes her 
beautiful eyes as she takes his cock deeper into her soothingly wet mouth. 
Gail lightly turns her head to grind her pouty lips against his shaft 
as she rocks her head back and forth. 

"Ahhhh.... ohh yeah... mmm!" Evan moans as Gail deep throats his cock and he 
can feel her warm saliva dripping down his shaft as she holds her head down 
on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh!" Gail moans around Evan's cock as she steadily and 
smoothly bobs her head on his cock, splashing her wet tongue against it as 
she lapping slaps her tongue against this shaft.

"Mmmm ahhh wow Gail... mmm..." Evan bites his tongue as he sits up on the bed 
as Gail quickly bobs her head on his cock and when he looks over her head, he 
can see Gail's panties covered ass rising when she lowers her head on his 
cock before going down when she lifts her head up. Gail slowly lifts her head 
off of Eva Bourne's cock, leaving his shaft dripping with her wet saliva 
before she sits up on her knees and Evan is able to clearly see the front of 
her white panties soaking wet.

"We better get those off of you..." Evan grins as he sees how damp Gail's 
panties are. Evan leans forward and guides Gail to lay down as he shifts to 
sit on his knees. The hunky high flyer slides his hands upward against Gail's 
thighs until he reaches her panties. Hooking his fingers inside of the 
waistline, Evan slides Gail's panties down from her waist. Gail bites down on 
her bottom lip as she looks her seductive eyes with Evan Bourne as he pulls 
her white panties down from her waist, exposing her smoothly shaved and wet 
pussy. Evan slides Gail's panties off of her gorgeous legs and drops them 
near the edge of the bed. As Gail spreads her legs, Evan moves between then 
and guides his huge cock into her soaking wet, warm and tight pussy with a 
firm thrust.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh Evan..." Gail Kim groans as she feels his large cock 
entering her tight and warm pussy. Gail closes her eyes as she gently hooks 
her gorgeously smooth legs around his waist as he starts to pump his shaft 
into her.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh..." Evan groans as he places his hands on Gail's hips and he 
guides her against himself as he thrusts his cock at a steady pace into her 
pussy.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah Evan..." Gail moans as she places her hands onto his 
strong arms as she moves against his cock, feeling him firmly thrusting into 
her pussy. Evan rocks on his knees as he pumps his cock deeper into Gail's 
pussy. Evan loosens his grip that he has on Gail's hips, allowing her to pull 
his arms to slide his hands further up on her body.

"Ohhhhhhhh ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh Evan..." Gail moans as she slightly arches 
her body, smoothly moving against his body as he thrusts his shaft into her.

"Mmmm... ahhh... ahhh..." Evan groans as he thrusts his cock quicker into 
Gail's pussy. When Gail lets go of his arms, Evan leans back and places his 
hands behind himself on the bed as he keeps thrusting his cock into Gail's 
pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhh Evan! Ohhhhh!" Gail moans as she pushes back against his 
cock, her breathing beginning to heavy.

"Ahhhh ahhh too much?" Evan asks as he slows down his thrusts slightly, 
giving Gail an opportunity to pull herself up towards him to push him to lay 
down on the bed with herself on top.

Gail smiles down at Evan Bourne and shakes her head "Oh no...not at all..." 
Gail moans as she places her hands onto his muscular chest as she rocks back 
and forth on his cock.

"Ohhhhh... good..." Evan grins up at Gail as she rocks back and forth on his 
cock. Evan reaches behind Gail and grabs her juicy ass with both hands as he 
starts to thrust his cock up into her.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh shit Evan..." Gail groans as she rocks back on his cock, 
grinding her tight and wet pussy down on his shaft while she smoothly bounces 
on his cock.

"Ohhh... ahhh..." Evan grunts as Gail slides her hands over his lightly sweat 
coated chest as she bounces up and down on his upward thrusting cock.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah Evan...ohhhhhh!" Gail Kim moans as she grinds her 
pussy down on his shaft while she smoothly rocks back and forth, feeling Evan 
thrust up into her pussy.

"Ohhh yeah... mmmm!" Evan moans as he drives his cock upward into Gail's cunt 
while he digs his fingers into her juicy ass cheeks.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah Evan...mmmmmm...." Gail lustfully groans as she 
lowers herself swiftly on his cock as she rocks back, grinding her tight 
pussy on his shaft. Evan licks his lips and he moves his hand to Gail's hips 
where he proceeds to lift her up off of his thick cock. Gail moves to her 
left to get off of Evan's body, allowing him to sit up on the bed. Gail gets 
on all fours as Evan moves behind her. Evan grabs her ass and spreads her 
cheeks before he lowers his head to spit his warm saliva right onto Gail's 
asshole. Gail Kim licks her lips and glances back over her shoulder as she 
feels his warm saliva dripping down against her tight asshole. 

"Mmmm...Evan..." Gail moans as she seductively sways her ass back and forth. 
Evan licks his lips as he lowers his head further and he laps his tongue 
around Gail's asshole as she sways her ass against his face. 

"Ohhhhhhhh...." Gail moans as she feels his tongue brush against her tight 
asshole. Evan laps his tongue against Gail's ass before he lifts his head up. 
The hot highflying Superstar holds Gail's ass cheeks apart as he guides his 
cock against her asshole. With a firm thrust, Evan pushes the head of his 
cock into Gail Kim's tight Korean ass.

"Ohhhhhhhhh fuck..." Gail moans softly as she rocks forward on her knees as 
Evan starts to thrust his cock into her tight asshole.

"Ahhh... mmm..." Evan grunts as he uses slow, easy thrusts to pump his cock 
in and out of Gail's asshole while Gail begins to push back at a quicker 
pace.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah Evan...ohhhhhh..." Gail rocks back on her knees, 
perfectly guiding her rounded ass back against his cock. Evan grits his teeth 
as he Gail rocks back on his cock that's pumping in and out of her ass. Evan 
licks his lips and starts to pick up the pace so that he's rapidly thrusting 
his dick into her asshole. Gail smirks as she glances back at Evan Bourne, 
rocking back on her knees and grinding her gorgeous ass back against his 
waist and cock. 

"Ahhhh yeah... ahhh fuck..." Evan Bourne groans as he pounds Gail's juicy 
Korean ass deeply with his thick rock hard cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh Evan..." Gail moans as he sweat coated body continues to 
rock back and forth against his cock while he pumps his shaft into her tight 
ass.

"Ahhh mmmm... ahhh..." Evan groans as he deeply fucks Gail's asshole 
relentlessly. Their sweat coated bodies collide repeatedly against each other 
as Gail rocks back at the same pace Evan is using to fuck her as his 
impressive shaft starts to throb. Gail presses her lips together as she grits 
her teeth, feeling Evan firmly thrust his cock into her ass at a quick pace 
with her rocking back and forth on her knees.

"Ahhh.... mmmm come on Gail.... ahhh..." Evan moans as he pulls his throbbing 
cock out of Gail Kim's perfectly fucked ass. Gail turns around on her knees 
to face Evan Bourne and gently places her right hand around his shaft and 
takes him into her stunning mouth as she starts to lightly suck on his 
pulsating cock.

"Mmm..." Evan moans as Gail sucks on his throbbing cock. Evan uses both of 
his hands to push Gail's sweat dampened hair back so that he can watch suck 
on his meaty, pulsating shaft. Gail lifts her sultry and beautiful eyes as 
she bobs her head lightly back and forth, lapping her tongue gently against 
his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Evan moans as his cock starts to erupt inside of Gail's mouth 
with thick streams of cum. Gail presses her lips tightly around Evan's cock 
as his warm cum sprays into her mouth as she lightly continues to bob her 
head, milking the cum from his shaft.

"Ahhh... awww..." Evan Bourne moans as Gail milks every drop of cum from his 
cock to the point that her mouth is over flowing with his spunk by the time 
he's spent. Gail Kim lifts her head off of Evan Bourne's cock and tilts her 
head back to swallow the majority of the cum that was inside of her mouth. 
With Gail's head tilted back, Evan can see some of his own cum dripping from 
the side of her mouth and on her lips. Evan leans down and kisses Gail's 
lips, tasting his own cum in the process while catching Gail by surprise. 
Gail moans as she slides her tongue into his mouth, lustfully kissing him 
back as she places her hands up onto his tanned, muscular, sweat coated 
chest. Evan slides his tongue against Gail's tongue as they lustfully kiss 
for several moments before they break the kiss.

Gail licks her lips and looks seductively at Evan Bourne. "Mmmmm...I know 
from now on I'm always ready for lift off..."

Evan grins at Gail, "I can blast off again right now... unless you want to 
watch a movie first..."

Gail rubs her lips together. "Ummmm...the blast off sounds good to me..." 
Gail says with a laugh.

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