READ THIS FIRST!!! We, Kristi and Dice, want you to know that this is fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But regardless this is, this is FICTION! Also, Kristi and I don't.... DON'T! DO NOT!!! write the following types of fiction stories: TNA Fiction, 1980s and early 90s WWF Fiction, 1980s to mid 1990s WCW Fiction, 1993 to 2000 ECW Fiction and also, we DON'T write out- right Lesbian stories! So please don't ask us to do these stories, it ain't gonna happen. All such requests will be ignored and deleted unread, plus we'll add you to our spam filters and never, EVER, even see another e-mail you may send us. Now... Kristi and Dice present: Consolation Prize by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) As the 1999 No Mercy Pay-Per-View goes off the air, the unfortunate losers of the first ever WWF Tag Team Ladder match, Edge and Christian are slowly leaving the trainers room. Edge is dressed in black boots and dark blue tights and Christian is dressed in a see through brown colored top, dark blue tights and black books. "Fuck... I'm hurting all over..." Christian says. "Yeah... I'm hurting in places that I didn't think would hurt..." Edge replies before adding, "Although I bet the Hardys are feeling just fine..." "Totally... they won, and are getting Terri's personal services... lucky bastards..." Christian says as he shakes his heads. Both men head towards the locker room area as Miss Kitty exits a dressing room and spots them limping down the hallway. The adorable and slyly naughty Miss Kitty bites down on her bottom lip as she glances over at the limping duo of Edge and Christian. "Hmmmm..." Miss Kitty says with a smile as she twirls a strand of her blond hair with her left index. "Edge...Christian..." Miss Kitty softly calls out as she stands in the hallway, dressed in a short light blue skirt and a matching light blue top. Edge and Christian both look at Miss Kitty, "Oh hey Kitty.... tough break tonight with Chyna winning that Good House Keeping match against Jeff..." Christian says. "Not that we care if Double J would've won...." Edge adds with a bit of an attitude. Miss Kitty nods her head "Yeah...and now with Jeff gone...I'm without anyone to manage..." Miss Kitty trails off before slyly raising an eyebrow and smiling at Edge and Christian "Say...I didn't get you catch your match...did you two win?" Miss Kitty asks, despite the fact that she does indeed know. Christian frowns, "If we won, we would've been at the hotel right now... getting massages from Terri...." Christian says while sounding very disappointed. "Oh that sucks..." Miss Kitty says as she slyly lowers her blond haired head "You know...I think the...ummm losers, should have gotten some sort of prize too..." "Totally... a consolation prize or something would've been awesome..." Edge says. Miss Kitty presses her slender, tanned shoulders up and smiles "Maybe...you two could still have one..." Edge and Christian exchange looks before Christian says to Miss Kitty, "You making an offer?" Christian asks. Miss Kitty presses her lips together and seductively smirks "Maybe..." "If it's an offer, we're listening..." Edge replies Miss Kitty smiles and places her hands onto her smoothly rounded, nicely curved hips "I give you two a little consolation prize, and you two will consider taking my managerial services." Christian looks at Edge, "Hey that sound totally fair... no ladders or crazy matches or anything..." Christian says. "Yeah... we'll take that offer..." Edge says. "Good..." Miss Kitty slyly smiles and licks her soft, pouty lips. "Why don't you two follow me..." Miss Kitty seductively purrs as she turns away and starts to walk down the hallway. Edge and Christian both smirk as they limp slightly while they walk behind Miss Kitty down the hallway, "This is going to totally rock..." Christian says. * * * A short time later, in one of the backstage offices, Miss Kitty is kneeling in front of the bruised and banged up Edge and Christian as she slowly strokes their huge, hardening cocks, "Ohhh shit..." Christian moans as he leans back on the couch he and Edge are sitting on. Miss Kitty presses her pouty lips together and locks her seductive eyes on Edge and Christian as she moves her small, skilled hands against both of their rock hard shafts. "Mmmm...you like that?" Miss Kitty asks as she releases a delightful purr. Miss Kitty lowers her blond haired head and gently slides her tongue against the head of his shaft, while stroking his cock with her left hand and Edge's cock with her right hand. "Ohhh yeah... totally..." Christian moans as Miss Kitty flicks her tongue against the head of his cock while she strokes it with her left hand. "This is freakin' awesome..." Edge licks his teeth as Miss Kitty brings her right hand to the top of his rock hard cock and brushes the tips her fingers against his dick's piss slit. Miss Kitty pats her soft, wet tongue against the head of Christian's cock before she turns her head to Edge's cock. Miss Kitty slyly smirks at Edge before she lowers her blond haired head and takes his thirteen inch cock into her wet, warm mouth. Miss Kitty wraps her soft lips around his shaft and starts to bob her head, while she rubs her left hand on the saliva-coated head of Christian's cock. "Mmmmm yeah.... ahhh..." Edge licks his teeth as Missy Kitty lightly bobs her head on his thirteen inch long cock. Christian closes his eyes as Kitty gently spreads her saliva from the top of his cock down the length of his shaft. "Mmmmm...mmmmm" Miss Kitty moans as she smoothly bobs her head on Edge's cock as her soft lips brush back and forth on his shaft. Miss Kitty closes her eyes as she tenderly laps her tongue around his shaft while she lowers her left hand down Christian's shaft, steadily stroking his cock. "Ahhhh.... ohhhh damn...." Edge moans as Miss Kitty takes his cock further into her mouth with each passing moment. Christian licks his lips and opens his eyes to watch the blond haired Diva gently jerk him off. "Mmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Miss Kitty moans and purrs around Edge's cock as her wet saliva drips down his shaft while she rocks her head freely on his cock, sucking him with perfection. Miss Kitty lowers her left hand down Christian's cock and gently runs her fingernails against his ballsack. "Ohhhh shit... mmmm..." Christian smirks as Miss Kitty gently scratches his ballsack with her left hand's fingernails. Edge licks his teeth as Miss Kitty deep throats his cock while continuing to bob her head on his long shaft. "Mmmmmm! Ohhhh...." Miss Kitty moans as she lifts her head off of Edge's cock and licks her lips. "Mmmm...so good..." Miss Kitty smirks as she tosses her blond hair back and turns back to Christian's cock. Miss Kitty leans her head to Christian's cock and slyly slides her tongue up Christian's long shaft. "Ohhh yeah... I totally agree with that...' Christian moans as Miss Kitty drags her tongue upward against the bottom side of his cock. Edge slides off the couch and moves behind Miss Kitty on the carpeted floor. He places his hands on her slender hips as he guides his saliva covered cock into Miss Kitty's smoothly shaved and incredibly tight pussy. "Mmmmm...ohhhh yeah Edge..." Miss Kitty moans as she feels his cock sliding into her tight pussy from behind, while she drags her wet tongue up Christian's shaft, before she is easily able to wraps her lips around his cock and swallow his shaft. "Ahhhh.... yeah... ahhh..." Edge licks his teeth as he moves his hands over Miss Kitty's hips while he thrusts his cock in and out of her tight pussy. Christian licks his teeth, "Ahhhh... mmmmm... fuck... suck that cock..." Christian moans as Miss Kitty presses her lips against his cock each time she takes it further into her mouth. "Mmmmmm...mmmmm...mmmm" Miss Kitty softly moans as she bobs her head smoothly on Christian's cock, while gently sliding her wet tongue around his shaft as she steadily sucks. Miss Kitty lightly turns her head from side to side on his cock as she feels Edge's cock deeply ramming into her tight pussy from behind. "Mmmmm yeah... ohhh yeah..." Christian moans as he looks down at Miss Kitty as she turns her head from side to side. Edge slides his hands from Kitty's hips and grabs her tits from behind as he increase the pace of his thrusts. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Miss Kitty moans as her soft, moist lips grind against Christian's shaft as she starts to bob her head quickly, while pushing her nicely rounded and tanned ass back against Edge's waist as she feels his cock fucking her pussy. "Ahhhh shit... ohhh yeah..." Edge licks his teeth as he drives his cock balls deep into Miss Kitty's moist, tight cunt. Christian tilts his head back as he lifts his hips so that he can thrust his cock forward into Kitty's eager mouth. "MMMMMMM!" Miss Kitty groans as she holds Christian's cock deep inside of her wet, mouth as her saliva drips down and drenches his entire cock while her lips are pressed around his shaft. "Ohhhh damn it!" Christian moans as Miss Kitty lifts her head off of his saliva coated cock. Edge continues to pound Kitty's tight cunt before he slows down and eventually he pulls his huge dick out of her pussy. Miss Kitty slowly lifts her head off of Christian's cock and smirks up at him "How was that for a little consolation prize?" "Man... that totally reeks of awesomeness..." Christian says with a grin. Edge pauses and smirks, "Hey that'll be a great catchphrase...." Edge says as Miss Kitty starts to crawl up onto Christian's lap. Miss Kitty slyly glances over her shoulder and smirks at Edge "Terri doesn't know was she's missing..." Miss Kitty says with a laugh as she seductively mounts her petite, tanned body onto Christian's cock, taking him deep into her pussy. "Mmmm yeah.... got that right..." Christian moans as he puts his hands on Miss Kitty's thighs as she settles herself on his saliva coated cock. Edge licks his teeth as he gets up from the carpet-covered floor and he moves in close behind Miss Kitty. "Thanks for the consolation prize Kitty..." Edge says as he eases his cock into Miss Kitty's tight asshole. "Mmmmm...ohhhh no problem..." Miss Kitty seductively purrs as she places her hands onto Christian's toned chest as she starts rocking on his cock, lightly grinding her pussy on his shaft, while Edge starts to pump his thirteen inch cock into her tight asshole from behind. "Awww... mmmmm..." Edge licks his teeth as he deeply thrusts his cock into Miss Kitty's asshole. Christian closes his eyes as completely enjoys the way Missy Kitty is rocking and grinding herself on his thick cock. "Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah! Mmmmm..." Miss Kitty moans as she grinds and rocks on Christian's cock to perfectly push her petite and tanned body back against Edge's cock. "Ohhhhh fuck!" "Mmmm yeah... ahhh yeah.." Christian moans as he starts to thrust his cock upward into Miss Kitty's tight wet pussy as she rides him. Edge places his hands on Kitty's shoulders while he drives his cock harder and deeper into her tight little asshole. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhh fuck that ass!" Miss Kitty moans as Edge slams his cock deeply into her tight asshole as she quickly moves on Christian's cock as she starts to sweat. "Ohhhh fuck... ahhh yeah... mmm!" Edge moans as he pounds Miss Kitty's asshole with fast, hard thrusts. Christian leans back on the couch as he thrusts his cock firmly upward into Miss Kitty's cunt as she rides. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh fuck!" Miss Kitty moans as she grabs at the back of the couch while she roughly rocks forward on Christian's cock as her tanned, nicely rounded ass is sharply fucked from behind by Edge. "Ahhhh... ahhh yeah... mmmm shit!" Christian moans as he tilts his head back as Miss Kitty slams herself down on his throbbing cock. Edge then grabs Kitty by her waist to jerk her back towards him while he drives his cock balls deep into her asshole. Miss Kitty grits her teeth as she continues to sharply rock forward on Christian's cock, occasionally bouncing on his shaft as Edge relentlessly fucks her ass. "Ahhhh shit.... awww fuck yeah... ahhhhh damn!" Christian moans as he begins to cum inside of Miss Kitty's tight wet cunt. "Aww yea... mmmm fuck yeah..." Edge licks his teeth as he sharply spears Miss Kitty's asshole. "Ohhhhh! Mmmmm yeah!" Miss Kitty moans as she tightens her pussy on Christian's cock as his cum sprays into her pussy before she smoothly guides herself against Edge's cock, feeling his entire shaft inside of her small asshole. "Ahhhh... mmmm ahhhh!" Edge moans as Miss Kitty pushes back against his pistoning cock that is rapidly going in and out of her asshole. Miss Kitty licks her lips as she grinds her tanned ass back against Edge's cock as she constantly pushes back against his rapidly thrusting cock. "Awww.... mmmm fuck!" Edge tosses his hair back as he starts to flood Miss Kitty's asshole with his warm cum while he continues to fuck her ass. "Mmmmmm! Ohhhh yeah....that cum feels so good..." Miss Kitty moans and licks her lips. "Ahhh.... yeah..." Edge moans as he pulls his cock out of Miss Kitty's asshole when he's done cumming. Christian smirks as Kitty rocks on his cum spent, half erect cock, "I think we'll be considering your services...." Miss Kitty smirks and nods her head "Good..." -END-