Cool Lethal Stratusfaction
by Kristi (kristi9587@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

During a taping of SmackDown in mid 2001, 'The Lethal Weapon' Steve Blackman
is in the men's locker room swinging his kendo stick around in the air as he
warms up for a six-person tag team match later in the night. Blackman is
dressed in black karate pants as he works up a light sweat as the door the
locker room opens and one of his partners, the beautiful blond Canadian
bombshell Trish Stratus enters, wearing blue jeans and a black top, and is
carrying her travel bag. Blackman stops what he's doing and bluntly asks,
"What the hell are you doing here?"

Trish presses her lips together and smiles, "Well, we're partners tonight and
I thought I would come here, and we could get ready together, maybe discuss
the match... stuff like that, you know?"

Blackman holds his kendo stick with his right hand, "Yeah... well this is the
guys dressing room...."

Trish smiles and motions behind Blackman to a changing screen, "That's why
I had the screen put up..." Trish says. When she sees the doubtful look on
Blackman's face, Trish laughs a little, "Don't worry it'll be fine... you
just do your stick thing and I'll go get ready." Trish smiles before she
walks behind the changing screen.

'The Lethal Weapon' sighs and shakes his head as he turns around to resume
warming up with his kendo stick. As he starts swinging his kendo stick around
again, he can see Trish's shadow through the changing screen as she starts to
change her clothes, and he drops his kendo stick as he gets distracted.
"Whoa..." Blackman says as he picks up his kendo stick to resume warming up.

* * *

Sometime later, Trish is still getting change and Blackman stands in front of
the changing screen impatiently, "Are you ready yet?"

From behind the changing screen, Trish lets out a soft sigh of frustration as
she tries to snap the buttons on the purple top she's going to be wearing to
the ring that night.  "I am... but... if you can come help me with this last
button... I can't quite reach it..."

"What now..." Blackman starts to say as he shakes his head.

"Come on Steve... please? I'm just trying to get ready." Trish says from
behind the changing screen.

"Fine..." Blackman says as he walks around the changing screen with his kendo
stick. As he goes around the screen, he can see that Trish is dressed in a
matching purple top and black short bottoms and the button that needs to be
snapped as Trish tries to do it herself. Blackman doesn't say anything as he
steps closer to her head and the tip of the kendo stick bangs against Trish's
shoulder.

"Oh!" Trish jumps and turns around and laughs when she sees the kendo stick.
"Wow... that's gigantic..." Trish says as the door to the locker room is
opened, and her and Blackman's partner, Grand Master Sexay, wearing white
baggy pants and a baggy white jacket, plus his favorite yellow framed
sunglasses. Grand Master is about to say something but he sees the shadows
of Trish and Blackman through the changing screen and he instantly takes off
his sunglasses to make sure he's seeing what he thinks he sees. 

"Yeah well... you should see when I beat people over the head with it..."
Blackman says to Trish.

Trish laughs a little and she smirks a bit, "Can I hold it?" Grand Master
Sexay shakes his head, still not believing what he's seeing and hearing.

"I don't see why not..." Blackman says casually as he holds the kendo stick 
out so that Trish can grab it.

"Whoa it's so hard..." Trish says as she wraps her hand around the kendo
stick. 

"Oh man... what's going on here?!" Grand Master yells out with a tone full of
confusion in his voice.  Steve Blackman and Trish Stratus both come around
from the changing screen as Grand Master's jaw drops. "What... you... and
you... were... wait up..." Grand Master starts to ramble as he tries to
rationalize what he thinks he saw.

Blackman raises an eyebrow as he looks at Grand Master with a serious look,
"You better start making sense..."

Grand Master shakes his head again and he looks Trish, "Hey, yo, it like
totally looked like Trish was grabbing your piece!" Grand Master says as he
points at Blackman's crotch. Blackman looks as if he's going to cane Grand
Master with the kendo stick as Trish looks at the changing screen and figures
out what has Grand Master Sexay babbling like an idiot. Trish then steps
between Grand Master and Blackman as she laughs a little.

"What's so funny?" Blackman asks as he raises an eyebrow.

Trish bites down on her bottom lip as she softly smiles while standing
between Grand Master Sexay and Steve Blackman "Oh it's nothing..." Trish then
blushes and shyly lowers her head "I think your buddy here...thought you and
I were getting down to some business..." Trish says to Blackman with a cute
laugh.

"What?" Steve Blackman raises an eyebrow as he looks at Trish, then at Grand
Master Sexay and then down at his kendo stick. After a moment, Blackman puts
it all together before he says, "Hey it's not what you think..."  

Grand Master laughs a bit, "Damn dawg, it totally did... man I'm about to say
that was really why they call you the 'Lethal Weapon..." Grand Master says. 

Blackman gets a very serious looking on his face again, "I hold my own..."
Blackman says as he thinks Grand Master just insulted him.

Trish laughs and gently tosses her soft, gorgeous blond hair back "Boys...
boys...wait just a sec...you two think that maybe we should...oh I don't
know, prepare for our six-person tag team match tonight?" Trish cutely
suggest as she places her hands on her smoothly rounded hips while looking
at both Steve Blackman and Grand Master Sexay. "Why you two think?" Trish
says with a shrug of her shoulders.

Grand Master Sexay nods his head, "I'm down with getting prepared and Steve
totally looks like he's stiff in all the wrong places..." Grand Master says
as he pokes fun at the ultra-serious Martial Arts expert.  

Steve Blackman grits his teeth as he rolls his eyes a bit before he looks at
Trish, "Let's get prepared... I'm in the mood to win tonight..."

Trish presses her soft, luscious lips together and she nods her head "Great
me too...' Trish says as she takes a step forward to Blackman and Grand
Master Sexay "So...umm how should we prepare for tonight?" Trish innocently
asks as the gorgeous, stunning Canadian blond bombshell casually reaches
forward and playfully brushes her right hand against the crotch of Blackman's
black martial arts pants and does the same with her left hand to the crotch
of Grand Master's white baggy pants.

"Oh I think you already decided on how we're getting ready!" Grand Master
says with a wide smile as Trish brushes her left hand against the crotch of
his white baggy pants. Grand Master quickly takes off his baggy white jacket
and tosses it to floor in record time, and Trish can see his smooth, toned
and tanned upper body and muscular arms.

Steve Blackman sets his kendo stick down, as Trish brushes her right hand
against the crotch of his black martial arts pants again, "This is serious
business..." Blackman says, "And preparation is important..." Blackman adds
with a serious tone before he starts to push down his pants. 

Grand Master smirks, "Damn dawg I knew you had a cool side!"

Trish licks her lips and smiles before she glances over at Grand Master Sexay
and locks her sweet, seductive eyes with him "Umm...would you mind helping me
with this?" Trish asks referring to her tight purple top that Blackman had
helped her with earlier.

"Oh I don't mind at all..." Grand Master says as he does a bit of a shuffle
as he walks around behind Trish and kneels down to start unbuttoning her
tight purple top. 'The Lethal Weapon' Steve Blackman has completely lowered
his black martial arts pants and steps out of him. He puts his hands on his
muscular waist and when the gorgeous Trish Stratus turns her head to look at
him, she sees his rock hard eleven inch dick.

Trish raises an eyebrow and smirks as she glances down at Steve Blackman's
rock hard eleven inch cock "Oh...I think it's time to really get lethal..."
Trish says with a soft laugh as she kneels down on the locker room floor in
front of Steve Blackman, while Grand Master Sexay works on removing her tight
purple top from behind. Trish presses her pouty lips together and looks up at
Blackman as she gently places her soft hands around his shaft and starts to
smoothly stroke his cock.

"Mmmm.. ahh..." Steve Blackman moans as bit as Trish softly strokes his cock
with both of her hands, "It's always a good time to get lethal..." Blackman
says as he keeps a serious look on his face. 

Grand Master Sexay fights with the last button on Trish's tight purple top,
"Man! How you keep this thing from flying off in the ring?!" Grand Master
asks as he gets the last button unsnapped, causing Trish's top to instantly
come loose from her body.

Trish glances over her shoulder and laughs "Thanks...I needed the help..."
Trish says with a playfully wink before she cutely shakes her hot, rounded
ass that is covered in her with her short black bottoms "Could you help me
with those too?" Trish cutely asks before she turns her attention back to
Steve Blackman and she leans her head forward to gently flick her soft, wet
tongue against the thick head of his lethal cock.

Grand Master Sexay smiles and licks his lips, "I'm really happy to help..."
Grand Master says as he puts his hands on Trish's waist so that he can start
sliding down her short black bottoms from her smooth waist.  

"Ahhh... mmmm..." Blackman moans as he closes his eyes and remains almost
perfectly still as Trish flicks her soft, wet tongue against the thick head
of his rock hard cock. Trish softly smiles as she flicks her soft, wet tongue
against the head of Steve Blackman's cock before she gently traces her tongue
around in a circle on his cock before she drops her tongue down and guides
her soft tongue down his thick shaft. Trish feels her short black bottoms
lowering from her smooth, gorgeously tanned waist and down her smooth, tanned
legs as Grand Master Sexay pulls her black bottoms down to reveal her
gorgeous, tanned ass.

"Ahhh... mmmmm... ohh..." Blackman groans as Trish guides her soft tongue
gently against his 'lethal weapon'. Blackman opens his eyes and looks down at
Trish as she works over his cock with careful movements as if test his self
control.

Grand Master Sexay manages to slide Trish's short black bottoms down her
gorgeous, smooth and tanned legs to take them off and then he smacks her
perfectly round ass, "Whew-wee! That's a good looking booty you got there!"
Grand Master says with a smile.

Trish laughs a bit as she lifts her head away from Steve Blackman's cock as
her saliva lightly drips from his thick shaft. Trish smiles as she glances
over her shoulder "Thanks...but are you going to get comfortable too?" Trish
cutely suggests to Grand Master Sexay before she turns back to Blackman and
opens her hot, wet mouth and she takes his eleven inch cock into her soothing
mouth. The Canadian blond bombshell wraps her pouty lips around his shaft and
starts to smoothly bob her head as she begins to suck on Blackman's cock.

"Uhhh... mmmm... ahh shit..." Blackman moans as the Canadian beauty bobs her
head smoothly up and down on his rock hard eleven inch cock. Blackman grits
his teeth as he keeps his hands on his waist as Trish sucks his shaft at an
easy pace.

Grand Master Sexay stands up behind Trish and starts to take off his baggy
white pants, "Oh yeah I'm gonna get comfortable... this is too hot to not be
comfortable for..." Grand Master laughs as he nearly stumbles as he steps out
his pants so that he's naked. The Too Cool Superstar moves around in front of
Trish and wraps his hands around his twelve inch cock to stroke it a bit,
making sure it's fully hard and ready for some Stratusfaction.

Trish presses her soft lips tighter around Blackman's shaft as she starts to
smoothly bob her head at a quicker pace, gently taking his cock deeper into
her hot, wet mouth. "Mmmmm..." Trish softly moans as she lifts her eyes up
and locks her sweet eyes with Grand Master Sexay as she places her left hand
around his twelve inch cock and she begins to smoothly stroke his cock, while
sucking Blackman's cock.

"Ohhhh yea Trish... mmm..." Grand Master moans and he puts his left hand on
Trish's head and pushes her gorgeous, soft blond hair back as she bobs her
head a quick pace on Steve Blackman's eleven inch lethal cock.  

"Ahh... mmm... damn..." Blackman grunts as he grinds his teeth together
before he steps back suddenly to pull his cock out of Trish's mouth just as
she's getting into a smooth rhythm. Without saying anything, the normally
silent Superstar starts to walk around behind Trish as she strokes Grand
Master's cock with her left hand.

Trish bites down on her bottom lip as she turns on her knees to face Grand
Master Sexay's cock "Mmm...ready for some Stratusfaction?" Trish asks in a
cute, seductive voice as she gently moves her left hand against his thick,
hard shaft. 

"Mmmm ohh yea... I'm ready for some of that cool Stratusfaction!" Grand
Master Sexay says with a smile as Trish moves her left hand back and forth
on his hard, thick twelve inch cock. Meanwhile, behind Trish, Steve Blackman
gets down on his knees and places his hands Trish's smooth waist before he
pushes his stiff lethal cock into her tight, warm pussy.

"Ohhhhh mmmm..." Trish moans and presses her lips together as she leans
forward slightly on her knees as she feels Steve Blackman slide his cock into
her warm, tight pussy. Trish closes her eyes as she gently pushes herself
back against his cock, while on her hands and knees, before she opens her
mouth and eagerly accepts Grand Master Sexay's cock into her hot, wet mouth.

"Uhhh awww man... mmm yea..." Grand Master moans as he puts both of his hands
on the sides of Trish's head as she starts to eagerly bob her head on his
hard, thick shaft.

"Ahhh... mmm..." Steve Blackman moans quietly as he holds onto Trish's waist
as he smoothly pumps his cock in and out of Trish's warm tight pussy. 'The
Lethal Weapon's' balls slap lightly against Trish's skin as he keeps his
thrusts short and firm.

"Mmmmm... mmmmm" Trish gently moans against Grand Master Sexay's cock as she 
rocks back and forth on her knees while Steve Blackman thrusts his cock
forward and deep into her pussy. Trish's hot, rounded ass gently smacks back
against Blackman's muscular waist as she starts to bob her head at quicker
pace on Grand Master's cock, taking him deeper into her hot mouth.

"Mmm... aww..." Blackman grunts as he starts to quicken the pace of his
thrusts to match the pace of how Trish is bobbing her head on Grand Master's
cock. 'The Lethal Weapon' starts to pull Trish back against him, helping
Trish rock backward so that she can focus more on sucking Grand Master's
meaty shaft.

"Mmmmm...mmmm" Trish moans against Grand Master Sexay's thick shaft as she 
lowers her head further down on his cock, her soft lips quickly rubbing
against his shaft. The Canadian bombshell slaps her wet, soft tongue against
his shaft, while she rocks her gorgeously tanned body back against Blackman's
cock.

"Ohhh yea... mmm ohhh yea... damn I love some Stratusfaction preparation!"
Grand Master Sexay moans and laughs as Trish deep throats his twelve inch
cock as she rocks back and forth between him and Blackman. Steve Blackman
has a serious look on his face as he fucks the warm, tight pussy of Trish
Stratus and just as before, he pulls his lethal cock out without giving any
warning.

Trish slowly lifts her head off of Grand Master Sexay's rock hard cock as her
soothing saliva drips down hiss haft. Trish licks her lips and glances over
her shoulder at Blackman "Hey!" Trish cutely laughs "I was liking that..."
Trish says as she sits up on her knees and presses her soft, pouty lips
together.

Grand Master Sexay laughs a bit, "Hey don't worry Trish... I got something
for you to enjoy..." Grand Master laughs as he lays down on the floor of
men's locker room.

Steve Blackman smirks slightly at Trish, "Don't worry I'm going to going to
get lethal on you in a moment..."

Trish bites down on her bottom lip and raises an eyebrow "Ok..." Trish smiles
and winks at Blackman "You better..." Trish says before she turns to Grand
Master Sexay as he lays on the floor of the locker room with his rock hard
cock sticking straight up. Trish smirks as she moves over to the hip-hopping
Superstar and gently mounts herself onto his twelve inch cock, taking him
into her warm and tight pussy. "Ohhhhh shit.." Trish softly moans as she
eases herself down on his shaft and places her hands onto his muscular,
tanned chest as she starts to rock back and forth, riding his cock at a
smooth pace.

"Ahhh... mmmm... ohhh yea..." Grand Master Sexay moans as he raises his hands
and places them on Trish's large, round, tanned and firm tits. He smoothly
fondles and gropes them as Trish rocks back and forth on his large cock as
Steve Blackman moves closer to Trish. Once again staying silent, Steve
Blackman holds onto Trish's waist with her left hand as he uses his right
hand to guide his cock towards her tight asshole. With the thick tip of his
cock pressing against Trish's asshole, Blackman smoothly thrusts his lethal
weapon into her ass and starts to pump it in and out at a smooth yet firm
pace.

"Ohhhhh...ohhh yeah fuck" Trish softly moans as she tilts her head back
when Steve Blackman enters her tight asshole. Trish gently grits her teeth
together as she rocks back and forth on Grand Master Sexay's cock, while
rocking back on Blackman's cock as the two tag team partners thrust their
cocks into the beautiful Trish Stratus.

"Ahhh... mmm... ahhh yea..." Steve Blackman grunts as he firmly and deeply
thrusts his cock in and out of the tight asshole of the Canadian blond
bombshell. Grand Master Sexay keeps his hands on Trish's large tits as he
starts to casually push his large dick upward into Trish's pussy as she
rocks back and forth on his cock. With each of Grand Master's thrusts, the
beautiful Trish Stratus bounces a bit.

Trish smiles down at Grand Master Sexay as she rocks back and forth on his
cock, while lightly bouncing on his shaft as well. "Ohhhh mmmm...yeah" Trish
moans as she gently moves her hands against his tanned, muscular chest. Trish
closes her eyes for a moment as she firmly rocks back on Grand Master's cock,
forcing herself back against Blackman's cock inside of her tight asshole as
well.

"Ohhh... ohh yea.. mmm fuck shit..." Grand Master Sexay moans as he squeezes
Trish's tits with his hands as she rocks and bounces on his cock while Steve
Blackman fucks her asshole from behind. Blackman leans forward and places his
hands on Trish's shoulders,giving himself more leverage to drive his cock
harder into Trish's asshole, much to her delight.

"Ohhhhhh shit!" Trish moans a bit louder as Steve Blackman's cock deeply
slams into her tight asshole, causing the Canadian beauty to quickly rock on
Grand Master's cock as she gently grinds her hot pussy against his shaft.
Trish licks her lips as Blackman's balls smack against her legs as she easily
moves in between Grand Master and Blackman as they fuck her.

"Ahhh ohh fuck Trish... mmm... this is too cool!" Grand Master moans as Trish
grinds her hot tight pussy on his cock as he thrusts it up into her pussy. 

"Mmm...  ahh..." Blackman moans quietly as he begins to sweat and he pulls
his eleven inch cock out of Trish's tight asshole. 'The Lethal Weapon' uses
his left hand to guide his cock towards Trish's pussy and he starts to push
his lethal dick along side Grand Master Sexay's cock until both of them are
inside of Trish's hot pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh shit! Fuck yesss!" Trish moans as she arches her smooth, tanned
back slightly as she feels Blackman thrust his cock into her already
cock-filled pussy. Trish presses her lips together as she grinds her pussy
forward against Grand Master's shaft while sweat begins to form on her
gorgeous tanned body "Ohhhh fuck!" Trish moans as she rocks back on
Blackman's cock.

"Ohhh ohh fuck me!" Grand Master Sexay moans as he feels Steve Blackman's
cock grinding against his own as they thrust their dicks in and out of
Trish's pussy at different paces. Blackman uses firm, slow thrusts while
Grand Master uses quick movements, and between them Trish can feel who is
pushing deep into her and who's pulling back.

Trish's eyes rolls back as she smoothly moves her hands against Grand
Master's slightly sweaty, muscular and tanned chest "Ohhhh ohhhhh ahhh fuck!"
Trish moans as she slams down harder on Grand Master Sexay's cock, just when
Blackman pulls her hot body back against his own cock. Trish licks her lips
as both cocks deeply fuck her tight, warm and wet pussy.

"Mmmm... ahhh... mmm.... told you... I was going.. to get lethal..." Steve
Blackman grunts as he deeply and firmly slams his cock into Trish's pussy.
Grand Master Sexay gives up and stops thrusts his cock up into Trish, which
makes it easier for Blackman to fuck Trish's pussy. Whenever Blackman pulls
his cock backward, it allows Trish to grind and bounce a bit hard on Grand
Master's hard dick. Trish opens her sweet, seductive eyes and looks down at
Grand Master Sexay to sweetly smile at the hip-hopping Superstar. Trish licks
her lips before she leans down and presses her soft, lightly sweat covered
lips against Grand Master's lips to kiss him as she gently rocks against both
his and Blackman's cock, allowing the intense and silent Steve Blackman to do
all the work by deeply thrusting his cock into her tight, warm pussy.

"Mmmmmm...." Grand Master Sexay moans and responds to Trish's soft kiss by
lightly pushing his tongue into her mouth. Grand Master flicks his tongue
against Trish's as she rocks on his cock while 'The Lethal Weapon' continues
to work behind Trish.

"Mmmm... ahh... mmmm" Blackman grunts before he wraps his arms around Trish's
sweat dripping body and with careful timing, he lifts her off of Grand
Master's cock as he turns his body towards the right until he's laying on the
floor with Trish on his cock, facing away from him.

Trish bites down on her bottom lip as glances over her shoulder to look down
at Steve Blackman before she cutely smiles and leans back to places her hands
onto his sweaty, muscular chest so that she can easily bounce on his cock
"Ohhhh...ohhh shit!" Trish moans as sweat drips off of her body and onto
Blackman's muscular body.

Steve Blackman keeps his hands on Trish's waist as he lifts her up and down
on his stiff lethal cock, "Mmmm... ahh..." Blackman grunts as he grits his
teeth.

Grand Master Sexay gets up from the floor and wipes sweat off of his body,
"Hey Trish... I could use some more... Stratusfaction preparation..." Grand
Master says as he stands to the right of Trish with his cool, meaty twelve
inch cock near her head.

Trish licks her lips as she smiles up at Grand Master Sexay as she rocks
quickly back and forth on Blackman's eleven inch cock "Mmm...ohhh...yeah?"
Trish moans, breath heavily as she locks her sweet and seductive eyes with
Grand Master before leaning towards his cock and opening her mouth.

Grand Master Sexay step closer to Trish and pushes his twelve inch cock into
Trish's open, soothing mouth. "Ohhh fuck..." Grand Master moans as he moves
his cock in and out of her mouth as Trish rocks on Blackman's stiff cock.
Blackman keeps lifting Trish up and down on his cock without any trouble.

"Mmmmmm..." Trish moans against Grand Master's shaft as she presses her
lips around his shaft and she begins to bob her head along his thick cock,
splashing her saliva against his cock. Trish closes her eyes as she bounces
up and down on Blackman's shaft as he thrusts into her tight pussy.

"Ohhhh... ahhh... mmmm fuck..." Grand Master Sexay moans as Trish bobs her
head on his hard, throbbing cock. The hip-hopping Superstar licks his lips as
he tilts his head back as Trish takes his entire cock deep into her mouth. 

"Ahh... mmmm ahhh...." Steve Blackman grunts and moans quietly as he drops
Trish down on his cock as he begins to cum inside of her tight pussy.

"Mmmmmmm!" Trish sharply moans around Grand Master Sexay's cock as she slams 
down on Blackman's throbbing cock, while his cum explodes into her tight
pussy. Trish slides her soft tongue against the underside of Grand Master's
shaft as she rocks back on Blackman's cock gently.

"Ahhh... ohh baby... this is too cool Stratusfaction...." Grand Master Sexay
moans as Trish's moans vibrate on his cock. Grand Master grinds his own teeth
together as he suddenly starts to unload his thick warm cum into Trish's wet,
soothing mouth.

Trish gently taps her soft tongue against Grand Master's throbbing cock as
his warm cum sprays into her wet mouth "Ohhhh..." Trish softly moans as she
slowly rocks on Blackman's cock. Trish presses her lips together around Grand
Master's cock and slowly lifts her head away, her lips roughly moving against
his shaft, milking his cock of his cum before she swallows it.

"Ohhh... mmmm damn Trish... that was way beyond cool!" Grand Master Sexay
says as his cock falls from Trish's mouth.  

"Simply... lethal..." Steve Blackman adds as Trish rocks on his cum spent
cock.

Trish smiles and glances back, over her shoulder, at Blackman "Thanks...I
had a total blast..." Trish pauses and laughs "And who knows...maybe if we
win..." Trish begins to says with a sly smirk.

Grand Master Sexay smiles, "Oh we're going to win and we're going to
celebrate Too Cool style..." Grand Master replies. 

"I'm not going to dance..." Blackman says with a serious tone. 

"Oh come on..." Grand Master starts to say.

Trish raises an eyebrow and licks her lips as she starts to lift herself off
of Steve Blackman "I was thinking if we win...we come back here and I can
show you boys some more cool, lethal Stratusfaction."

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