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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Cougars Like 'Em Black
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

During the June 7, 2011 following the Superstars taping at the Civic Center 
in Roanoke, Virginia, an irate Vickie Guerrero is shaking her head as Tyson 
Kidd walks away from her after her managerial talents weren't as effective as 
he hoped to jump start his career. As Vickie glares at Tyson Kidd, JTG, 
wearing 'platinum' chains, a leather jacket and baggy jeans, checks her out 
from behind, "Damn who's popping that booty..." JTG says which gets Vickie's 
immediate attention.

Vickie Guerrero presses her lips together and turns her head to glance over 
her shoulder at JTG. "Excuse me?" Vickie replies before she turns around to 
face JTG, placing her hands on her curved hips. The WWE's resident, and more 
slender, cougar is dressed in a pair of black business pants and a 
fashionable white top that reveals a tad bit of cleavage, while also sporting 
her "Cougar" necklace.

"Oh snap..." JTG says before smirking, "I was saying that booty is 
poppin'..." JTG says.

Vickie narrows her eyes slightly and shakes her head with disgust "Don't you 
have someone else you could be bothering right now?" Vickie slightly snaps.

"Yo, why you tryin' to play a brotha like that?" JTG asks

Vickie presses her lips firmly together and raises her left index finger 
pointing at JTG as she steps closer. "You must think I'm stupid...I know 
exactly what you're trying to...making fun and mocking me about my weight!" 
Vickie says before she proudly smiles. "You know, I have lost a very 
considerable amount of weight..."

"Just don't touch that ass... cause that's right nice and thick... perfect 
cabooty..." JTG says.

"Listen...I am a business woman...and I have a client to take care of..." 
Vickie says before she pauses for a moment and then smirks a bit. "You really 
mean that?"

"Yo, check it, no brotha kids about when it comes to checking out a fine 
ass..." JTG replies with a grin.

Vickie nods her head slightly and then blushes "Well...to be perfectly 
honest, it is my guilty pleasure that I have always had an affection for 
black men..." Vickie says as she looks her cougar preying eyes on JTG.

"Now I know you're trying to play a brotha out cause all I've seen you do is 
go after is a lot of white bread..." JTG says.

Vickie raises her left hand to her chest and hysterically laughs. "Oh they 
are just for my own amusement....what I really crave is something much 
more...darker..." Vickie says with a sly smirk.

"Oh yeah?" JTG looks around for a moment before he smirks, "Don't see your 
little white boy any where... how about we go somewhere..."

Vickie bites down on her bottom and slyly narrows her eyes at JTG. "Only if 
we keep my guilty pleasure a secret between me and you...I do have an image 
to protect..."

* * *

A short time later behind the arena where the WWE equipment trucks are 
parked, Vickie Guerrero is kneeling on top of JTG's leather jacket as he 
lowers his baggy jeans, freeing his big black cock that causes her eyes to 
widen with desire

"Oh my gosh!" Vickie yells with delight as she looks at JTG's exposed black 
cock. "It's been such a long time since I've had something dark..." Vickie 
says as she places her left hand around his cock and starts to smoothly 
stroke her hand against his hardening black cock.

JTG smirks, "All fly girls like it dark..." JTG says as Vickie slowly strokes 
his stiff dark tool.

Vickie nods her head and licks her lips as she continues to move her hand 
smoothly up and down his cock, feeling his shaft tensing with each movement 
of her hand.

"Mmmmmm fuck..." JTG moans as Vickie continues to stroke his cock until it's 
fully harden.

Vickie slyly glances up at JTG before she leans her head forward and starts 
to slap her wet tongue against the head of his black cock, while she 
continues to smoothly stroke his shaft. "Mmmmmmm..." Vickie softly moans at 
the taste of his black cock on her tongue.

"Mmmmmm shit..." JTG moans and smirks as Vickie again slaps her tongue 
against the head of his large stiff dick

"You like that, don't you?" Vickie asks as she looks up at JTG for a moment 
as she lifts her hand to the head of his cock and gathers the saliva with the 
palm of her hand before she rubs the saliva down his long black shaft.

"Mmmmm yeah..." JTG groans as Vickie moves her hand back and forth along the 
length of his cock.

Vickie lowers her head back down and parts her lips as she takes the head of 
JTG's black cock into her mouth, wrapping her moist lips around it and starts 
to bob her head smoothly on his upper half of his cock.

"Ahhhh..." JTG moans as Vickie Guerrero bobs her head smoothly along the 
length of his large black dick.

Vickie removes her hand from his cock as she starts to lower her head further 
down, smoothly bobbing her head back and forth on JTG's impressive black 
cock. "Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Vickie softly moans as she looks up slyly at JTG 
while sucking his dick.

"Awww snap..." JTG moans as Vickie slowly begins to quicken her pace as she 
bobs her head up and down on his cock.

Vickie raises her hands and places them onto JTG's toned waist as she bobs 
her head back and forth at a slightly quick pace, with her moist lips 
brushing swiftly on his cock.

"Ohhhhh fuck yeah suck that black dick.." JTG moans as Vickie bobs her head 
briskly on his rock hard shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Vickie moans as her dark black, short cropped 
style haired head bobs up and down on JTG's black cock with her lips 
rubbing back and forth on his shaft.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." JTG moans as Vickie takes as much of his cock into her 
mouth as possible as she eagerly sucks and slurps on it.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm" The cock-hungry cougar moans as she smoothly and 
steadily bobs her head on JTG's cock, taking him slightly deeper into her wet 
mouth.

"Ahhhh fuck... awww yeah...." JTG moans as Vickie attempt to deep throat his 
entire cock.

Vickie closes her eyes as she focuses on taking JTG's cock deeper into her 
wet mouth and manages to take a little bit more of his ballsack into her 
mouth.

JTG licks his lips as Vickie holds his entire black cock in her mouth for a 
short time before she starts to life her head upward on his saliva coated 
tool.

"Mmmmmm....that was so good..." Vickie moans softly and licks her lips as she 
raises her right hand and moves her hand along JTG's saliva dripping black 
shaft.

"Oh yeah.." JTG says with a smirk as Vickie lets go of his cock and proceeds 
to lift up her own white top.

Once Vickie lifts her top over her head, her nicely rounded, firm, cougar-
ripe tits are exposed. Vickie smirks up at JTG as she tosses her top over her 
shoulder and starts to push down her black business slacks.

JTG licks his lips as Vickie lowers her black business slacks from her hips 
and down her legs. Vickie sits on top of JTG's leather jacket and raises her 
legs to kick her slacks off.

Vickie raises an eyebrow and slyly looks up at JTG before she motions with 
her left hand for him to join her on the ground of the parking lot, while she 
lays back on his leather jacket.

JTG kneels on the ground and scoots between Vickie's legs as she spreads them 
to reveal her wet shaven pussy. The gangsta from Brooklyn licks his lips as 
he guides his big black cock into Vickie's cougar cunt.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh yeah..." Vickie moans and tilts her head back as she 
feels JTG starting to thrust his black cock into her snatch.

"Ahhhhh mmmm..." JTG groans as he places his hands on Vickie's thighs as he 
pumps his cock in and out of Vickie's twat.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm give me that black dick..." Vickie 
Guerrero moans as she slides on top of JTG's leather jacket as he continues 
to pump his shaft into her.

"Mmmmmm ahhh fuck... mmmm..." JTG moans as he thrusts his cock firmly and 
deeply into Vickie's pussy as she grinds herself against his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh..." Vickie moans as she raises her smooth 
legs and rests them against JTG's toned waist as he continues to pump his 
black shaft into the resident cougar's pussy.

"Awwwww.... mmmm yeah..." JTG grunts as he plows his cock deep into Vickie's 
pussy. JTG's 'platinum' chains swing from his neck and smack against his 
chest as he continues to fuck the former SmackDown General Manager.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhhh" Vickie moans as slides back and forth on the 
leather jacket of JTG, with nicely rounded, firm tits bouncing as he pumps 
into her.

"Ahhhhh mmmmmm shit..." JTG groan as he rams his entire cock into Vickie's 
pussy as he continues to fuck her at a quick and firm pace

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh..." Vickie moans as she starts to push against his cock, 
feeling him deeply working his shaft in and out of her wet snatch.

JTG licks his lips as he drives his cock balls deep into Vickie's cunt before 
he pulls out of her pussy.

Vickie sits up from the ground of the parking lot and bites down on her 
bottom lip as she glares at JTG. "What do you think you're doing, young man?"

"Turning your fine ass over..' JTG says as he rolls Vickie over onto her 
stomach and pulls her up to her hands and knees.

Vickie turns her head back and looks at JTG "Mmmmmm...you just can't resist a 
little Cougar Heat, can you?" Vickie says as she firmly places her hands down 
in front of her on the parking lot ground, while she kneels on JTG's leather 
jacket.

"Brotha's gotta bang a fine ass... can't blame me for that..." JTG smirks as 
he guides his cock back into Vickie's tight wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhh yeah..." Vickie groans and rocks forward on her knees as 
she feels JTG starting to thrust into her wet pussy from behind.

"Ahhhhh yeah.... ahhhh mmmmmm..." JTG groans as he pumps his cock in and out 
of Vickie Guerrero's twat

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhhhh yeah..." Vickie moans as she rocks back and forth on 
her knees with JTG pumping into her from behind.

JTG licks his lips as Vickie's nicely thick ass smacks against his waist as 
he rams his cock deep into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhh yeah...mmmmm come on young stud...ohhhhh" Vickie 
moans and tilts her head back as she starts to quickly rock back and forth on 
her knees with JTG's black cock firmly pumping into her from behind.

"Ahhh mmmmm.... ahhhhh..." JTG grunts as he quickens the pace of his thrusts 
as he hammers Vickie's cougar cunt from behind with his big black dick

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Vickie moans and grits her teeth as she rocks back 
and forth while on her knees, feeling JTG's black cock deeply plowing into 
her.

"Ahhhh ohh yeah... mmmmm..." JTG groans as he pounds Vickie's pussy with deep 
and swift thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhh..ohhhhhhh!" Vickie moans loudly as sweat starts to drip from her 
face as her nicely thick and juicy ass smacks against JTG's waist as he 
continues to drill his cock into her wet, cougar pussy from behind.

"Mmmmmm yeah.... ahhhhh fuck... mmmm..." JTG grunts as his cock begins to 
throb as he continues to deeply fuck Vickie's snatch

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm ohhhhhh..." Vickie moans and starts to rock back on her 
knees with her own momentum with her nicely juicy ass crashing back against 
his waist.

"Mmmmm ahhhh...." JTG groans as his thrusts quicken as his cock continues to 
throb noticeably.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah...mmmmm come on my young stud..." Vickie moans and 
tilts her head back as she feels his black cock hammering into her from 
behind.

"Mmmmm ahhhh mmmm fuck..." JTG moans as he pulls his cock out of Vickie's 
snatch. JTG strokes his cock until he starts to spray his cum all over 
Vickie's ass.

Vickie Guerrero turns her head to glance back at JTG with a smirk on her 
face. "I sure do love 'em black..." Vickie says with a laugh before she 
starts to stand up from the ground of the parking lot with JTG's cum lightly 
dripping down her ass.

"You're gonna have to bring that fine ass around more often then..." JTG 
smirks as he stands up.

Vickie turns around to face JTG and raises an eyebrow as she slyly smirks at 
him. "You know...I could probably do a lot for your career...really give you 
a boost..."

JTG raises an eyebrow, "You trying to play a brotha?"

Vickie raises an eyebrow and smirks. "No...look at what I've done for people 
like Edge and Dolph Ziggler...that could be you..." Vickie says before she 
raises her left hand and lightly smacks her hand against his face a few 
times. "You know where to find me..."

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