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Kristi and Dice present: Cryme Tyme Victims Part 37: Slammin' Hottie by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) In the backstage area of the Color Line Arena in Hamburg, Germany, Shad Gaspard, wearing a white tank top and baggy jeans, JTG, wearing baggy jeans, and Slam Master J, wearing a black tank top and baggy jeans, are hanging out after their six-man tag team match Mike Knox, Eric Escobar, and Curt Hawkins. "Yo dawgs, I told ya we'd win that easily!" Slam Master J says with a smirk. "You got that right Jesse, man we just rolled all over those chumps," Shad Gaspard says. "C'eah! Cause you know when we win we get more of that money, money." JTG smirks "Yeah, yeah." Shad Gaspard says as Slam Master J walks away from him and JTG. "Hey where is he going?" Shad asks as he and JTG both turn to see Slam Master J walking up to ECW's Ring Announcer Lauren Mayhew. "Oh no he isn't going to." JTG starts to laugh. "Oh yes he is." Shad laughs as he and JTG casually walk over so they can overhear Slam Master J and Lauren. "Hey homegirl, what's happening?" Slam Master J says with a smile. The beautifully blond and sweet Ring Announcer for ECW, Lauren Mayhew, smiles at Slam Master J as she gently places her hands onto her nicely curved hips. "Oh I'm just relaxing a bit back here during intermission before I have to head back out and take some notes, while Tony does the announcing..." Lauren replies with a sweet laugh, "What's happening with you?" Lauren asks, dressed in a nicely short black skirt and a tightly fitting black top. "Aw ya know, just got done bangin' knuckleheads with my homies..." Slam Master J says as he points over at Shad and JTG. Lauren Mayhew smiles and nods her head "Oh I see..." Lauren says before she cutely waves over at Shad and JTG "Hey guys..." "What's up..." Shad smirks as he nods head as JTG does the same. "So homegirl, I heard that you been checking me and my boys out..." Slam Master J says. Lauren raises an eyebrow and presses her soft, pouty lips together, laughing softly. "Ummm...I have been?" Lauren asks as she looks at Slam Master J. "Aw yeah I heard you thought that me, Shad and Jay were hot..." Slam Master J says with a smirk, "So I was thinking maybe ya would be interested in getting up close in the hood..." "Aw snap..." JTG turns his head so that no one could see him trying to keep from laughing. Lauren Mayhew bites down on her bottom lip and blushes a bit. "Is this some kind of joke..." "Naw... I don't joke about stuff like that," Slam Master J says with a smile. Lauren rubs her soft and pouty lips together as she starts to slowly nod her head "I don't know about going to the hood...isn't it a bit dangerous?" Lauren asks with an adorable smile. "Naw that's the ghetto you're talking about, the hood is where fly girls get up close with the boys..." Slam Master J explains. Lauren raises an eyebrow slightly as she looks at Slam Master J, and then at Shad and JTG. "Really? How do I exactly go to this hood?" Lauren asks with an innocent laugh. "Well homegirl, you just come along with me and my homies... and we find a little spot..." Slam Master J says. Shad smiles at Lauren before he looks at JTG, "Yo, Jesse's got some game..." JTG laughs, "Who would've thought he was actually a playa..." JTG replies quietly. Lauren scrunches her nose up cutely and smiles as she starts to follow Slam Master J. "Ok...but this can't take too long, I still have to go back out there..." "Sweet..." Slam Master J grins. * * * A short time later in the boiler room, Lauren Mayhew is on her knees in front of Shad, JTG and Slam Master J. She has her right hand on JTG's cock, her left hand on Slam Master J's cock and is lapping her tongue cutely against Shad Gaspard's cock. "Awwww damn...." Shad moans as he feels Lauren's tongue against his cock. "Yo Jess, you got game..." JTG says as Lauren strokes his cock. "Yo dawg, I'm just a true G..." Slam Master J replies as Lauren moves her left hand on his shaft. Lauren lifts her beautiful and sweet eyes to look up at Shad Gaspard as she gently pats her soft, wet tongue against the large head of his black cock, while she smoothly guides her left hand on Slam Master J's cock and her right hand on JTG's black cock. "Mmmm aww yeah homegirl... stroke that black dick...' JTG moans as Lauren smoothly strokes his cock while doing the same to Slam Master J. Shad grips his cock with his right hand to hold it steady as Lauren circles her tongue around the large head of his dick, "Ahhh yeah..." Shad moans. Lauren closes her eyes as she parts her pouty lips and proceeds to lower her head in order to swallow the upper hand of Shad's massive black cock. Lauren gently presses her lips around Shad's cock and begins to smoothly bob her head to suck on his black cock while she smoothly works her hands on the cocks of JTG and Slam Master J. "Ohhh ahhhh..." Slam Master J moans as Lauren's left hand travels back and forth on his cock. JTG leans down to grope Lauren's right tit as the adorable blond haired Diva bobs her head on Shad's huge dick. "Mmmmmm...mmmmm..." Lauren softly moans as her wet tongue lightly brushes against Shad's large black cock as she smoothly lifts and lowers her head. Lauren playfully twists her left hand on Slam Master J's cock while lowering her right hand to JTG's black ballsack. "Mmmm ahhh fuck..." Shad moans as Lauren bobs her head at a nice easy pace on his cock while she slightly tightens her grip on Slam Master J's cock while she rubs JTG's balls. "Mmmmm...mmmmm..." Lauren moans as she turns her head slightly on Shad's black cock while wetting it nicely with her saliva as she lifts and lowers her head perfectly. "Yeah homegirl looks like she's been in the hood..." JTG smirks as Lauren cups his ballsack with her right hand as she lowers her left hand to Slam Master J's balls as she takes Shad's cock half way into her mouth. Lauren slowly removes her hands from Slam Master J and JTG's cocks as she focuses entirely on Shad Gaspard's massive black cock, lowering her blond haired head further down and trying to fit more of his thick shaft into her wet, sweet mouth. "Mmmmm yeah... she craves some big black dick..." Shad moans as he puts his left hand on Lauren's head as tries to get three-fourths of his cock into her mouth. Meanwhile, Slam Master J has moved behind Lauren and he kneels on the ground, "She could use a little boost..." Slam Master J says with a grin as he guides his thick cock into Lauren's warm and tight pussy. "Mmmmmmmm!" Lauren groans and presses her soft lips tigthly around Shad's thick black cock upon feeling Slam Master J's cock sliding into her wet pussy from behind. Lauren raises her hands and gently places them onto Shad's muscular waist as she begins to steadily bob her head, gradually quickening her pace. "Ahhhh awww..." Slam Master J moans as he smoothly pumps his cock in and out of Lauren's wet pussy as she rocks between him and Shad Gaspard. JTG smirks as he kneels on the floor next to Lauren and he reaches under her to rub her perky round tits. "Mmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Lauren Mayhew begins to lustfully groan around Shad's massive black as she quickly moves her head on his shaft while being pulled back and rocking on her knees against Slam Master J's cock, thrusting into her tight pussy. "Ahhhh awww yeah..." Shad Gaspard groans as Lauren manages to get over three- fourths of his cock inside of her mouth as Slam Master J increases the pace of his thrusts as he fucks her from behind. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmm! Ohhhhh!" Lauren moans as she rocks back smoothly on her knees to lightly tap her adorably rounded, tanned ass against Slam Master J's toned waist as he thrusts his cock into her pussy from behind, giving her more encouragement to take Shad's black cock deeper into her mouth. "Aww yeah mmmm fuck..." Slam Master J licks his lips as he pumps his cock deep into Lauren's pussy. Lauren soon lifts her head up off of Shad's massive cock and as soon as he moves away, JTG steps in front of her, "What up homegirl..." JTG grins. Lauren cutely smiles up at JTG and laughs "Mmmm...I bet I know what you want..." Lauren replies as she smoothly continues to rock back and forth on her knees as Slam Master J swiftly pumps his cock into her from behind. "I bet you do homegirl..." JTG smirks as guides his black cock into Lauren's open mouth as she places her hands on his thighs. Slam Master J licks his lips as keeps a brisk pace as he fucks Lauren with his rock hard cock. "Mmmmmm! Lauren happily moans as she wraps her luscious, pouty lips around JTG's black cock and begins to smoothly bob her head on his shaft while rocking back perfectly against Slam Master J. "Awww yo Shad... you want some of this?" Slam Master J asks as he slows his thrusts down and pulls out of Lauren's pussy. "You got it dawg..." Shad Gaspard says as he takes Slam Master J's place behind Lauren but he remains standing. Shad bends down and pulls Lauren up so that she's bent over as she sucks JTG's cock and Shad proceeds to push his massive cock into her tight wet cunt. "Mmmmmmmmmm!" Lauren Mayhew loudly groans around JTG's cock as she feels Shad's massive cock entering her tight pussy from behind as she now stands and is bending over to happily suck on JTG's cock. Lauren closes her eyes once again and focuses on swallowing JTG's cock further in mouth while Shad starts to thrust deeply into her. "Ahhhh awww.... mmmm..." Shad grunts as he firmly pumps his cock in and out of Lauren Mayhew's tight pussy. JTG places both of his hands on Lauren's shoulders as she lifts and lowers her head at a smooth pace on his rock hard black cock. "Mmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Lauren Mayhew lustfully moans as she happily flicks her tongue against JTG's black cock as she smoothly and eagerly bobs her head to suck on his cock. Lauren's adorable body firmly jerks back as Shad, with his hands onto her waist, pulls her back against his massive black cock. "Mmmm yeah awww yeah suck that dick..." JTG moans as Lauren laps her tongue against his shaft as she bobs her head on it. Shad has his hands on Lauren's slender hips as he pumps his huge cock faster into her tight pussy. Lauren lifts her beautiful eyes to look up at JTG and gently slaps her wet tongue against his shaft while she smoothly moves her head on his cock. "Ohhh ahhhhh awww..." Shad grunts as he deeply fucks Lauren's tight pussy as she pushes back against him. JTG licks his lips as Lauren keeps bobbing her head on his thick black shaft. Lauren lifts her blond haired head to the swollen tip of JTG's black cock and smoothly turns her head, grinding her pouty lips on his shaft while Shad Gaspard powerfully pulls her petite body back against his cock. "Mmmmm yo... I bet home girl would loved to be totally stuffed..." JTG says as he pulls his cock out of Lauren's pussy and he then lays on the floor. "Yo what fly girl doesn't loved to be stuffed all the way?" Slam Master J asks as Shad pulls his huge cock out of Lauren's wet pussy. Lauren Mayhew bites down on her bottom lip and cutely blushes "Won't that hurt?" Lauren asks with an innocent laugh as she moves down onto the floor of the boiler room to join JTG. Lauren sweetly smiles as JTG before she straddles his body and gently lowers onto his rock hard black cock. "Naw homegirl... you'll love it..." JTG says as Lauren takes his black cock into her pussy as she lowers herself. Lauren presses her luscious and pouty lips together as she places her hands onto JTG's toned black chest as she smoothly rocks forward on his cock. "Mmmmm...are you sure?" Lauren cutely asks. "Awww yeah..." JTG nods his head as he smoothly thrusts his cock up into Lauren's pussy before saying, "Shad... penetrate her..." JTG grins. Shad kneels behind Lauren and spreads her ass cheeks apart so that he can easily push his massive cock into Lauren's pussy just as Slam Master J brushes the head of his cock against her lips. "Mmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh..." Lauren cutely groans and closes her eyes as she feels Shad's massive black cock entering her tight asshole, causing her to smoothly rock forward on JTG's cock. Lauren lightly digs her fingernails into JTG's toned chest as the head of Slam Master J's cock rubs against her pouty, moist lips. Lauren slowly opens her mouth and blindly leans her head forward to take the wanna-be gangster's white cock into her adorable mouth. "Awwww ahhhh..." Slam Master J moans as Lauren begins to bob her head on his cock as JTG and Shad thrust their big black cocks in and out of her pussy and asshole. "Ahhh... ohhh yeah..." Shad grunts as he pumps his cock deeper into Lauren's ass while she rocks between him and JTG. Lauren presses her pouty lips around Slam Master J's cock as she smoothly begins to bob her head, slapping her wet tongue gently against his cock while she rocks between Shad Gaspard and JTG, with both black cocks deeply thrusting into her ass and pussy. "Mmmmm ahhh yeah ohhh fuck..." JTG moans as he thrusts his cock upward into Lauren's pussy as she rides his cock while she blows Slam Master J and Shad fucks her tight ass. Lauren lifts her hands from JTG's toned black chest and places her hands onto Slam Master J's toned waist as she eagerly and perfectly bobs her head on his cock at a smooth pace, gently brushing her tongue against the bottom side of his cock. "Ohhh yeah ahhhh ya suck dick real good..' Slam Master J moans as Lauren moves her tongue against his cock as she sucks it. The adorable blond haired Ring Announcer rocks smoothly between the three gangstas as their cocks fill her mouth, pussy and ass. "Mmmmmm...mmmmm..." Lauren happily groans against Slam Master J's cock as her adorable ass smoothly smacks against Shad's powerful waist as he deeply pumps his cock into her asshole, while she bounces on JTG's cock in her pussy. "Ohhh ahhhh damn... mmm..." Shad grunts as he rams his huge cock all the way into Lauren's asshole with each of his thrusts as she rides JTG and blows Slam Master J. "Ohhhhhh...mmmmm...mmmmm..." Lauren Mayhew sweetly moans as she lowers her blond haired head further down on Slam Master J's cock as her petite, tanned body rocks between Shad and JTG with their black cocks drilling her pussy and ass. "Mmmmm ohhh yeah awwww..." Slam Master J moans as Lauren deep throats his cock as it starts to throb inside of her mouth. "Ahhhh shit...." JTG grunts as his black cock begins pulsating in Lauren's pussy. Lauren slowly lifts her blond haired head from Slam Master J's cock and sweetly smiles up at him. "Mmmm...not yet..." Lauren says with a cute smile. "Alright..." Slam Master J grins. "Ahhh... mmmmm fuck.... ahhh..." Shad Gaspard grunts as he continues to hammer Lauren's pussy with his now throbbing massive cock as she rocks on JTG's pulsating shaft. Lauren sweetly glances over her shoulder and smiles back at Shad "Awww...you guys aren't done now, are you?" Lauren asks with a laugh. "Naw homegirl... you're just so tight..." Shad grunts as he pulls his cock out of Lauren's asshole. Lauren blushes cutely and smoothly lifts herself off of JTG's black cock as her gorgeous tanned body has a slight coat of sweat visible. JTG gets up from the floor as Shad turns Lauren around to face himself. Shad lifts Lauren up and lowers her pussy onto his large cock. Slam Master J smirks as he steps behind Lauren and he pushes his cock into Lauren's asshole. "Ohhhhhhhh...." Lauren Mayhew moans and grits her teeth tightly as she feels Slam Master J's cock entering her tight asshole, while Shad starts to immediately thrust his cock into her wet pussy. "Mmmmm ohhh snap..." Slam Master J grunts as he smoothly thrusts his cock in and out of Lauren's asshole as she leans back against him. Shad licks his lips as Lauren wraps her arms around his neck as he drives his shaft deep into her wet pussy. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." Lauren adorably moans as she bounces between Shad Gaspard and Slam Master J as sweat now drips from her petite and tanned body. "Ohhhh ahhh mmmm..." Shad Gaspard groans as he thrusts his cock deeply into Lauren's pussy. "Damn homegirl loves taking some big wood...' JTG says as he casually stokes his cock as he watches Lauren bounce between Shad and Slam Master J. Lauren leans her blond haired head back and closes her eyes as she drops swiftly on both Shad and Slam Master J's cocks. "Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah!" "Ahhhh awww..." Slam Master J grunts as his cock starts throbbing more noticeably as he pounds Lauren's ass with his deep thrusts while Shad fucks her hot pussy. Lauren glances over her shoulder and sweetly smiles back at Slam Master J as her adorable ass grinds lightly against his waist as she lowers on his cock with Shad deeply thrusting up into her pussy. "Mmmmmm ahhhh..." Shad grunts as he deeply fucks Lauren's pussy. "Ohhhh awww..." Slam Master J moans as he starts to cum inside of Lauren's ass. "Mmmmmm..." Lauren moans softly as she feels the warm explosion of Slam Master J's cum flooding her asshole. "Ohhhhhh ahhhh damn... mmmm..." Shad Gaspard groans as he starts to unload his warm cum inside of Lauren's pussy. Lauren licks her lips and smoothly rocks against Shad's black cock as his cum sprays into her pussy. "Ohhhhhhh Shad..." Lauren groans. JTG licks his lips as he strokes his cock as watches Slam Master J and Shad pull their cocks out of Lauren Mayhew's pussy and ass after they fill her with their warm cum. Lauren bites down on her bottom lip and cutely blushes "Wow...that was really fun..." "Yo, yo, yo, yo homegirl... the fun ain't over..." JTG says as he strokes his cock while Shad and Slam Master J turn Lauren so that she's facing him. Lauren Mayhew smiles "Oh...mmmm...good I'm not done yet..." "How do ya want it?" JTG asks with a smirk. Lauren licks her lips and raises an eyebrow cutely. "Ummm...how does from behind sound?" Lauren asks with a laugh. "Alright homegirl..." JTG says as Lauren turns around. Lauren bends down until her hands are touching the floor as JTG steps behind her so that he can guide his black cock into her soaking wet pussy. "Mmmmmm...." Lauren softly moans as she feels JTG's black cock sliding into her wet pussy from behind, causing her to rock forward on her feet. "Ahhhh mmmm..." JTG moans as his cock goes in and out of Lauren's pussy as he grabs hold of her hips to hold her steady. "Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah..." Lauren softly moans as she smoothly rocks back against his cock, feeling his shaft deeply inside of her wet pussy. "Mmmmmm awww ahhh...' JTG grits his teeth as he drives his cock at a steadily increasing pace as he fucks Lauren from behind. Lauren closes her eyes and leans her head back slightly as she grinds her adorable ass against JTG's toned black waist as he deeply pumps his cock into her "Ahhhh awww...." JTG moans as his cock throbs as he deeply fucks Lauren's pussy with hard and quick thrusts. "Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah...mmmm..." Lauren moans as she begins to cum on his shaft. "Mmmmm ahhhhh ohhhhh fuck..." JTG grunts as he starts to unload his warm cum inside of Lauren's pussy. "Ohhhhh...mmmm..." Lauren moans and licks her lips as she slowly pushes back on JTG's unloading cock. "Ohhhh ahhhh yeah..." JTG moans ash e holds his cock inside of Lauren's pussy until he's finished cumming. Lauren cutely smiles back as JTG pulls his cock out of her pussy and the beautiful blond Ring Announcer stands straight up. "See homegirl I told ya the hood wasn't dangerous..." Slam Master J grins. Lauren smiles sweetly "You know...I really liked it!" "Ya know, maybe you should come on down to the hood again," JTG suggests. Lauren smiles excitedly "Can I?" Shad, JTG and Slam Master J all nod their heads as they say at the same time, "Awww yeah..." -END-