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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Delightful Distractions
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

Following a 'meet and greet' at a Best Buy near Cincinnati, Ohio on May 22, 
2010, WWE Champion John Cena, wearing jean shorts and his orange 'Never Give 
Up' t-shirt is relaxing in the back of a limo as he waits for his partner for 
the event, WWE Diva's Champion Eve Torres, to come in. When the limo door 
opens, John smiles as he sees Eve climb into the limo, "Hey champ..." John 
says with a smile.

Eve Torres, dressed in a pair of nicely fitted black pants and red top that 
clings perfectly to her chest, laughs as she slides into the limo next to 
John Cena. "Back at you champ..." Eve says with a nod of her head.

John smiles as Eve closes the limo door, "Got a call from Double A... your 
match with Maryse is going to be right after the intermission...."

Eve takes a breath and leans her head back against the seat of the limo. 
"Good...I'll get some time to stretch out and get in the mindset..." Eve says 
with a sweet smile. "You know Kelly was right about you..." Eve says as she 
innocently looks at the reigning WWE Champion.

"Oh? She was right about what?" John asks with a intrigued look on his face.

"About how you are at the meet and greets..." Eve says as she turns her head 
to glance out the window as the limo is on course to the arena.

"Oh well you know, without the fans I wouldn't be where I'm at... have to 
make sure they know how much I appreciate them..." John says before he 
laughs, "Even the idiots..."

Eve laughs as she turns her head to glance back at John Cena. "I was meaning 
more about how great you are with the kids...it's really cute" Eve says with 
a node of her brunette head.

"Oh..." John smiles, "Well from what I saw you were pretty good with all the 
kids..."

Eve raises an eyebrow and slightly smirks a bit "And what were you doing 
looking at me during the meet and greet?" Eve asks with a laugh.

"To be honest... that top of yours caused a little distraction... not that 
I'm complaining..." John grins.

Eve glances down at her red top and notices the perfect view of her cleavage 
and laughs "Didn't you ever learn it's not nice to stare?" Eve asks as she 
slightly licks her lips.

John laughs, "Yeah... but then the WWE made Melina a t-shirt that said it was 
ok to stare..." John replies innocently.

Eve laughs and playfully narrows her eyes at John Cena. "You better watch it, 
mister...or I might have to fix your staring issue..."

John raises an eyebrow, "And how would you do that?"

Eve Torres shrugs her shoulders "I never share my offensive secrets..."

"Well... I'll just have to keep starring..." John laughs a bit as he opens 
his eyes wide to jokingly stare at Eve. Eve laughs and leans over toward John 
Cena as she places her hands against his muscular upper legs, which are 
covered by the material of his jean shorts.

"Hmmmm is this part of how you're going to fix my issue?" John asks as he 
glances down at Eve's hands on his jean shorts covered legs. Eve nods her 
head and looks sweetly at John Cena as she moves her hands against his 
muscular waist toward his belt and proceeds to start unbuckling his belt. "I 
think I like it..." John smirks as Eve undoes his belt and pulls it through 
the loops of his jean shorts.

"You think?" Eve asks with a seductive smirk as she quietly unbuttons John's 
jean shorts and proceeds to lower the zipper as he lifts himself slightly 
from the seat of the limo, allowing Eve to lower the jeans from his waist.

"Yeah... I think so..." John grins as Eve lowers his jeans from his waist and 
down his legs, freeing his gradually hardening long and thick cock in the 
process. Eve places her right hand around the base of his long and hard shaft 
as she begins to smoothly move her hand up and down on his impressive cock, 
before she spits some of her saliva down onto his cock.

"Mmm..." John moans as Eve strokes his cock while her saliva drips down his 
shaft. The hunky WWE Champion glances at the windows in the limo to make sure 
they are up before he proceeds to take off his t-shirt. Eve licks her lips as 
she locks her beautiful eyes on John Cena's impressively muscular chest 
before she glances up at him with a sweet smile, while she moves her hand up 
and down his shaft.

"Mmmm... ahh.." John Cena licks his lips as he watches Eve strokes his long, 
hard and thick cock. Eve lowers her brunette head and gently slaps her wet 
tongue against the head of John Cena's long and thick cock as she continues 
to move her right hand up and down his shaft. Eve gently works her wet tongue 
around the head of his cock, nicely coating the head with her saliva.

"Ohh damn Eve..." John moans as Eve slides her tongue around the large head 
of his stiff cock while she keeps her hand moving up and down on his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Eve softy moans as she opens her mouth and lowers her head, taking 
the upper half of his cock into her sultry, wet and warm mouth. John leans 
back on the limo's seat and places his left hand on Eve's head as she begins 
to bob her head up and down on his huge dick.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Eve moans as her soft and pouty lips press gently 
against his thick shaft as she steadily lifts and lowers her head on his 
cock, gently slapping her wet tongue against his meaty shaft.

"Ohh yea... mmm..." John moans as Eve sucks and slurps gently on his cock.

Eve closes her eyes as she smoothly lifts and lower her head on John's cock 
as she gradually takes his cock deeper into her mouth. "Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm" Eve 
softly moans as her wet saliva showers his cock.

"Ahhh... awww...." John licks his lips as Eve takes his entire cock into her 
mouth as she sucks on it. Eve turns her head from side to side on John Cena's 
cock, grinding her pouty lips against his shaft as she bobs her head at a 
quicker pace.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh that'll stop me from starring..." John laughs slightly as Eve 
Torres eagerly bobs her head up and down on his saliva coated meaty shaft.

"Mmmm...mmmmmm...." Eve moans as she continues to lift and lower her head, 
sucking perfectly on John Cena's cock as she twirls her tongue against his 
shaft. John leans a bit to his right to place his right hand on Eve's pants 
covered ass while she starts to lift her head slowly on his cock while 
twirling her tongue around it. Eve completely removes her head from John 
Cena's impressively long and thick shaft, leaving his cock dripping with 
her saliva. Eve licks her lips as she sits up straight and proceeds to lift 
her red top, exposing her large and juicy, tanned, perky tits.

"Those are fabulous..." Cena grins as he squeezes Eve's pants covered ass 
while he gets a good look of her large, juicy tits.

Eve bites down on her bottom lip and sweetly looks at John Cena. "You really 
think so?" Eve asks as she sits up slightly on the seat, allowing him to tug 
her black pants down from her gorgeously curved, tanned waist.

"Oh yeah... I really do..." John nods his head as Eve lifts her legs up to 
allow him to pull her pants off of her legs. Once her pants are removed and 
her panties as well, the reigning Divas Champion, moves to straddle John 
Cena's muscular waist and smoothly lowers herself down onto his cock. 

"Ohhhhhhh...John..." Eve moans as she places her hands against his muscular 
chest and begins to rock back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmmm..." John moans as Eve rocks back and forth on his cock. John places 
his hands on Eve's round ass as he starts to thrust his cock upward into her 
pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...that feels so good John..." Eve moans and closes her eyes as she 
tilts her head back, rocking back and forth on his cock, grinding her pussy 
down on his shaft, while she slightly bounces on his cock.

"Mmm yeah... ahhh..." John licks his lips as he Eve grinds herself on his 
cock each time she drops down on his upward thrusting shaft.

Eve moves her hands from John Cena's muscular chest to his strong shoulders 
as she bounces up and down on his cock, feeling his shaft thrusting upward 
into her pussy. "Ohhhhh John...ohhhh yeah..."

"Ohhh ahhh yeah bounce Eve bounce..." John grins and moans as Eve quickly 
bounces up and down on his huge cock. John takes his hands off of Eve's ass, 
which allows her ass cheeks to smack down loudly against his muscular legs.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm John...you're so fucking hot...champ!" Eve moans as she 
smoothly and quickly bounces up and down on his cock, rocking back and forth 
on his cock.

"Ahhh... same can be said for you... champ...." John grins as he scoots to 
the edge of the limo's seat. John grabs a firm hold of Eve before he pushes 
himself off of the seat and down to the floor of the limo to lay Eve down on 
it with his cock pistoning in and out of her hot tight pussy.

Eve bites down on her bottom lip as she places her hands onto John's strong, 
muscular arms as she moves against the floor of the limo while John Cena 
firmly pumps his cock into her wet and warm pussy. "Ohhhhhh John... 
ohhhhhh..." Eve moans.

"Ahhhh... awww..." John grunts as he drives his long, thick cock firmly in 
and out of Eve's pussy as she moves against the floor of the limo.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh shit John...ohhhhh" Eve moans as she lifts her gorgeously 
smooth and tanned legs, wrapping them around his muscular waist as his cock 
pumps deeply into her pussy. John Cena grits his teeth as he increases the 
pace and force of his thrusts as he drives his cock repeatedly into Eve's hot 
pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh John...ohhhhhh shit....mmmmm..." Eve moans as she lightly 
pushes her gorgeous body against his muscular body, grinding her pussy 
against his shaft.

"Ahhh... awww fuck... ahhh!" John groans loudly as Eve pushes herself to 
match his pace as she grinds her pussy on his pistoning cock.

"Ohhhhhh shit champ...you're so good..." Eve moans and licks her lips as her 
tanned body is lightly coated with sweat as she grinds her body perfectly 
against his muscular body as she feels his shaft slamming into her pussy.

"Ahhhh mmmm if you like this..." John grins as he starts to slow down his 
thrusts as Eve loosen her legs from around his waist. John soon pulls out of 
Eve's wet pussy turns to pat the leather back seat of the limo, "Kneel on the 
seat..."

Eve raises an eyebrow and smirks at John Cena. "Oh you think I'll like it?" 
Eve asks as she turns and kneels seductively onto the seat of the limo, 
glancing back over her shoulder at John Cena.

"Oh yeah..." John nods his head with a grin on his face.

Eve presses her pouty lips together as she sways her gorgeous ass back and 
forth while she kneels on the seat. "Mmmm...I can't wait, champ...."

John places his hands on Eve's ass cheeks while he gets up in the limo. John 
bends forward to prevent himself from hitting the limo's ceiling, and he 
proceeds to guide his massive cock back into Eve's wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm....ohhhhhh fuck John..." Eve moans as she places her hands onto 
the headrest of the seat and grits her teeth as she lightly rocks forward on 
her knees, feeling his shaft entering her tight pussy with a firm thrust, 
before he starts to then steadily thrust into her tight and wet pussy. John 
moves his hands to place them next to Eve's hands on the headrest of the seat 
as he leans further forward so that his chest and stomach are pressing down 
on her back. With the WWE Champion practically on top of Eve, John Cena 
starts to increase the pace and force of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh John...ohhhhh yeah..." Eve Torres moans as she rocks back 
and forth on her knees, moving back against his cock with her gorgeously 
shaped ass grinding against his muscular waist.

"Ahhhh.... aww..." John grunts as he pumps his cock in and out of Eve's pussy 
while his chest and abs grind against her back as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhh...mmmmm John...ohhhhh fuck..." Eve moans as she closes her eyes, 
feeling his cock deeply thrusting into her pussy as she rocks back against 
his cock.

"Mmmm ohhh yea.... mmmm fuck..." John moans as he continues to quickly pump 
his cock in and out of Eve's tight wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh John...." Eve moans loudly as she grinds her gorgeous ass 
back against John's cock and his muscular waist as she begins to cum suddenly 
on his cock.

"Mmmm yeah.... ahhh..." John groans as his cock starts to throb inside of 
Eve's wet pussy as she cums on his pistoning shaft.

Eve glances over her shoulder and licks her lips as she rocks back smoothly 
on her knees, feeling his cock sharply ramming into her warm and wet pussy. 
"Ohhhhhhh....mmmmm John."

"Ahhh... mmmm.... awww..." John Cena grunts loudly as he starts to cum inside 
of Eve Torres's hot tight and wet pussy.

Eve narrows her eyes lustfully as she feels his warm cum flooding her wet and 
warm pussy as she slowly rocks back on her knees against his pulsating shaft. 
"Ohhhhhhh shit John..." Eve moans, sweat dripping from her body. John eases 
his body off of Eve's as he holds his cock inside of her as he fills her 
pussy with his cum.

"Ohhhh damn John....you're amazing..." Eve moans as she breaths heavily, 
feeling the heat of his muscular body radiating onto her as he remains inside 
of her pussy.

"Mmmm so are you champ..." John grins as sweat drips off of his body while he 
pulls his spent shaft out of Eve's pussy.

Eve turns around to face John Cena and sits down on the seat as she watches 
him gather his jean shorts from the floor of the limo. "You know...I might 
have some time after the house show tonight..."

John Cena smiles, "Is that an invitation... for another distraction?" John 
asks.

Eve smirks slightly and laughs "Possibly..."

"Then I'll hope you'll have some time after the show tonight..." John grins.

-END-