READ THIS FIRST!!! We, Kristi and Dice, want you to know that this is 
fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't 
ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But 
regardless this is, this is FICTION! 
 
Also, Kristi and I don't.... DON'T! DO NOT!!! write the following types of 
fiction stories: TNA Fiction, 1980s and early 90s WWF Fiction, 1980s to mid 
1990s WCW Fiction, 1993 to 2000 ECW Fiction and also, we DON'T write 
out-right Lesbian stories! 
 
So please don't ask us to do these stories, it ain't gonna happen. All such 
requests will be ignored and deleted unread, plus we'll add you to our spam 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Dirty Filthy Stratusfaction 
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

In early March of 2004, on the balcony of a hotel suite, high above New York 
City, the WWE's reigning Women's Champion Trish Stratus is leaning over the 
railing, and she's dressed in a extra-large sized white Y2J hockey jersey 
that is hiked up over her hips to reveal her juicy ass and a black colored 
thong that she's wearing. Trish then turns her head to look over her head at 
a camera that is filming her every moment. Trish Stratus presses her soft, 
luscious lips sly together and laughs "Oh...I didn't know you were here..." 
Trish says in a soft, seductive voice as she steps off of the balcony and 
into the hotel room. 

Trish places her hands onto her hips as she locks her eyes with the camera "I 
hope you're enjoying this so far Chris...because I made this specially for 
you..." Trish says as she licks her lips "Most likely if you're watching 
this...it means I screwed you over at WrestleMania...just like you screwed me 
over for months!" Trish says as she steps closer towards the camera "At 
WrestleMania, I treated you like a dirty, filthy whore..." 

Trish pauses and shrugs her shoulders "That's funny...cause your best friend, 
loves it when I'm a whore...when I'm his whore..." Trish tosses her blond 
hair back.

Trish tosses her blond hair back and glares into the camera. "Christian loves 
it when I'm a whore, he likes it when I'm dirty...just like you wanted me to 
be Chris...you remember? That little bet you had for one Canadian dollar?" 
Trish raises an eyebrow. 

"But Chris...I'm sorry, honestly...I'm sorry that I never let you fuck me 
like this...so just sit back, maybe grab hold of you pathetically small dick 
to jerk off and enjoy as I fuck Christian, your once best friend, like a 
complete dirty whore..." Trish wickedly laughs "Cause Chris...face it, you 
can't get anymore Stratusfaction...and you weren't good enough for 
Stratusfaction before..."

"Hey baby..." A voice says from out of the filming range of the camera says. 
A few moments later, Christian steps into the range of the camera, "You done 
making Chris hot and horny yet?" Christian asks as he steps next to Trish 
Stratus and he puts an arm around her. Christian doesn't wait for an answer 
before he looks into the camera, "Oh hey Chris... yeah it's me, your best 
friend...." Christian laughs, "And the only REAL man who can give Trish what 
she wants..." Christian smirks as he's dressed in jeans and a black t-shirt.

Trish glares into the camera with a wicked smirk before she turns to face 
Christian and grits her teeth as she pulls on the belt around Christian's 
jeans covered waist. "Chris...remember how I'd suck your dick?" Trish asks as 
she glances back at the camera "Remember my lips around it? Remember how I'd 
make you groan and want more, and more?" Trish slyly asks as she smoothly 
slides Christian's belt off.

Christian laughs and smirks, "Of course he remembers Trish... before you, the 
only person who sucked his dick was a jacked up bitch with a real ego and 
that was four years ago..." Christian says as he places his hands on Trish's 
hips that are covered by the hockey jersey Trish is wearing. Trish hungrily 
licks her lips as she unzips Christian's jeans and starts to push them down 
from his waist as she slyly lowers herself down onto her knees.

Christian's incredibly fat and rapidly hardening twelve inch cock nearly 
smacks Trish's face after she pushes his jeans down far enough, "Careful 
Trish... my dick ain't as little as Chris's..." Christian laughs.

Trish raises an eyebrow and glances at the camera as she wraps her left hand 
around his shaft. "I just love Christian's dick, Chris. So much bigger than 
yours..." Trish says as she tosses her blond hair back and lowers her head to 
Christian's cock, taking him into her mouth and wraps her lips firmly around 
his shaft. Trish, glaring into the camera, starts to smoothly bob her head to 
suck on Christian's twelve inch cock.

"Mmmmm fuck!" Christian licks his lips as he grabs a handful of Trish's blond 
hair with his left hand. Christian looks at the camera and smirks, "Look at 
this slut Chris! Look at MY whore! She's such an eager cock sucker ain't she? 
Mmmm fuck she's so good ain't she?" Christian laughs as he then looks down at 
Trish as she bobs her head back and forth on his thick twelve inches.

Trish's sultry, luscious lips grind against Christian's shaft as she steadily 
moves her head on his cock. "Mmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Trish wickedly moans on his cock 
as she slaps her wet tongue against his cock.

"Awwww fuck.... mmmm fuck Trish loves to use her tongue Chris... but you know 
that pretty well don't you?" Christian smirks as he feels Trish's tongue 
smacking against the bottom side of his fat cock. Christian jerks on Trish's 
hair as she bobs her head on his shaft, "Fuck yeah Trish... show that bastard 
how you love to suck a big fat dick!" Trish's wickedly moves her head from 
side to side on Christian's cock as her wet saliva pours down on his twelve 
inch cock. Trish impressively lowers her head to take him deeper into her wet 
mouth.

"Uhhhhh fuck Trish.... mmmm I know you love sucking a dick like mine, bet it 
fills your throat nicely doesn't it?!" Christian smirks as he starts to move 
his hips back and forth in order to pump his cock in and out of Trish 
Stratus' hot wet mouth.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Trish groans wickedly around Christian's cock before she 
places her hands onto his waist and starts to quickly rock her head forward 
on his shaft, forcing Christian's cock to fuck her hot and wet mouth, while 
she digs her fingernails into his skin.

Christian glances at the camera and grits his teeth "Ahhhhh yeah... mmmmm 
fuck keep watching Chris... mmmm fuck Trish is just getting warmed up..." 
Christian moans as he grabs Trish's head with both of his hands as he thrusts 
his cock deeply into her mouth. "Open that mouth wider baby.... show Chris 
how a hot whore gets her face fucked!" Christian groans as his balls smack 
right against Trish's chin while saliva spills out of her mouth.

Trish opens her mouth as wide as she can while Christian starts to rapidly 
pump his cock into her hot, wet mouth. "Mmmmm! Ahhhh! Gahhh yeah!" Trish 
moans around Christian's cock as the head of his shaft roughly smacks against 
the back of her mouth, causing her to lustfully gag around his shaft as her 
saliva pours on Christian's thrusting cock and out of her mouth.

"Uhhhh fuck yeah... you see Chris... a whore like Trish needs a good face 
fucking to keep her happy..." Christian says as he grunts between every other 
word. Christian then jerks his saliva dripping cock out of Trish's mouth and 
roughly smacks her across the face with, "Tell him Trish!" Christian grins as 
he beats her face with his dick, which ends up coating her cheeks with his 
saliva.

Trish grits her teeth and glares at the camera while Christian's saliva 
coated cock smacks against her face. "You never did this Chris! You weren't 
man enough to...I love it when Christian treats me like a dirty whore..."

Christian laughs as he again grabs a handful of Trish's blond hair, "Come on 
Trish... let's show off what Chris isn't gonna get any more..." Christian 
laughs as he starts to pull Trish by the hair into the large hotel room suite 
via the open glass door. Trish presses her sultry lips together as Christian 
pulls Trish up onto her feet by her blond haired head and pushes her onto the 
large bed of the hotel suite. Trish wickedly laughs as she spreads her tanned 
legs apart while Christian leans down and jerks down her black thong.

Christian tosses Trish's black thong over his shoulder as the camera 
continues to film them. Christian looks at the camera as he uses his right 
hand to spread the lips of Trish's smoothly shaved pussy, "Remember Trish's 
hot tight little cunt Chris? I bet you miss it don't you?" Christian grins 
before he lowers his head to spit right onto Trish's pussy so that the camera 
can film his saliva dripping down it.

Trish wickedly smirks as she sits up on the bed and glares at the camera 
while Christian's hands roam against her smoothly shaved, perfectly moist 
pussy. "Mmmm...Chris...you never knew how to touch me, you never gave me what 
I wanted! Christian does, right babe?"

Christian smirks, "Oh yeah babe I do.... but I know what you love Trish.... 
take off that shitty looking jersey. Who the fuck wears a Y2J hockey jersey?" 
Christian laughs as he reaches over to night stand to grab a bottle of baby 
oil. "I mean besides a little dick fucker who couldn't even dream of 
satisfying a hot slut like you..." Christian says as he looks into the 
camera.

Trish slyly smirks as she lifts the Y2J hockey jersey off of her gorgeous 
toned and curved, tanned body to expose her firm and juicy tits. "I hope 
you're still watching Chris...because you're not to the good part yet..."

Christian smirks as he moves to kneel behind Trish as he squirts baby oil 
onto his hands as Trish sits up with her legs spread, posing for the camera, 
"Look at those fucking tits Chris... you know, only one other woman has tits 
like Trish and that's Pam Anderson..." Christian licks his teeth as he 
reaches around Trish to grab her tits. Christian then starts moving his baby 
oil covered hands over Trish's large firm and juicy tits.

Trish licks her lips as she tilts her head back and arches back slightly to 
stick her large and juicy, tanned tits up as Christian rubs his hands, 
coating the oil onto her tits. "Ohhhh Chris..." Trish pauses and slyly laughs 
"Oh my bad..." Trish says wickedly before she glances at Christian "I meant 
Christian..." Trish says as she leans up and flicks her tongue against his 
neck.

"I know you did baby..." Christian smirks as he moves his baby oil covered 
hands over Trish's juicy tits. The oil on Trish's tits causes them to shine 
under the lights of the hotel room, "That fucker will probably think you 
missed him..." Christian laughs as he moves his right hand down Trish's flat 
toned and gorgeous stomach so that he can reach her moist shaved cunt. 
Christian then starts to move his oil covered fingers against Trish's 
pussy lips as he keeps using his left hand on her tits.

"Mmmm! I bet Chris wants to see you fuck me like a dirty whore...like your 
dirty little whore..."

Christian teases Trish's pussy with the oil covered fingers of his right 
hand, "Get on your back baby... and let your head hang off the edge so that 
he can see your slutty face..." Christian smirks as he takes his hands off of 
Trish's body and he grabs her blond hair to force her to lay down. Christian 
then jerks Trish around so that she can move on her back so that her head 
slides off the edge of the bed facing the camera.

Trish's head hands off the edge of the bed and she licks her lips as she 
looks into the camera "Jealous Chris...do you wish your were Christian right 
now?" Trish asks with a laugh.

Christian moves to where he's kneeling between Trish's gorgeously smooth 
legs, "Of course he does.... you know Chris, this slut loves getting fucked 
every way possible..." Christian says as he grabs Trish's hips before he 
slams his fat twelve inch cock into Trish's tight wet cunt.

"Mmmmm! Ohhhhh Chris, Christian feels so good in my tight, slutty pussy!" 
Trish moans as she grinds her pussy against Christian's shaft as she keeps 
her eyes locked with the camera.

Christian remains sitting upright on his knees as he starts to pump his cock 
in and out of Trish's pussy, "Ohhh fuck... Chris you must have a skinny 
dick... because Trish is so fucking tight!" Christian laughs and moans as he 
looks into the camera.

Trish closes her eyes as she wraps her smooth, tanned legs around Christian's 
waist as her beautiful body moves on the bed against Christian's firm 
thrusts. "Ohhhh! Mmmmm!"

"Uhhh shit... mmmm fuck!" Christian groans as he spears Trish's pussy with 
his twelve inch cock. Christian reaches down to grab the bottle of baby oil 
and he begins to squirt it all over Trish's gorgeous, tanned upper body.

Trish bites down on her bottom lip as she pushes back against Christian's 
cock as her deeply pounds his cock into her pussy. "Ohhhh! Mmmm Christian 
fucks me so good, Chris!"

"Of course I do baby.... I'm a real man after all!" Christian laughs as he 
tosses the bottle of baby oil aside before he starts to rub the fresh oil on 
Trish's body over her skin while he drills her cunt.

"Ohhhh yeah! Fuck that cunt like Chris never could!" Trish moans as she 
arches her beautiful body, causing Christian to drive his cock deeper into 
her pussy.

"Uhhhh mmmm!" Christian licks his lips as he slows his thrusts down and he 
pulls his cock out of Trish's pussy, "Chris... don't think I'm tired... I 
haven't even broken a sweat yet!" Christian laughs as he scoots backward on 
the bed so that he can turn Trish over onto her stomach.

Trish presses her lips together as she glares into the camera, seductively 
lifting herself onto her hands and knees. "Remember how you used to bang me 
doggystyle Chris? Do you...you loved that..."

Christian smirks as he smacks Trish's ass with his oil covered hand, "I 
remember Trish telling me you couldn't last five minutes fucking her from 
behind Chris... " Christian laughs as he grabs the sides of Trish's waist 
before he roughly impales his twelve inches deeply into Trish's pussy.

"Mmmmmm! Ohhhh it feels so good!" Trish Stratus groans and glares into the 
camera as Christian starts to pull her back and pump his cock into her from 
behind. Trish's perfectly shaped, tanned ass smacks against Christian's toned 
waist.

"Uhhh shit... mmmm fuck Chris... Trish's cunt feels so fucking good!" 
Christian laughs as he smacks Trish's juicy round ass with his right hand as 
he thrusts his cock deeply in and out of her pussy.

Trish presses her luscious lips slyly together as she rocks back on her knees 
against Christian's cock. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh fuck!"

Christian smirks as he reaches forward and he grabs a handful of Trish's 
blond hair in order to jerk her head back as he fucks her, "Mmmmm yeah! A 
slut like Trish loves this! Ain't that right?!" Christian asks Trish as he 
pounds her pussy from behind.

"Ohhhh yeah! I love it! I love being your slut, baby!" Trish moans as she 
roughly moves back against Christian's twelve inch cock as he jerks her head 
back.

"See Chris? This is how a real man fucks!" Christian says into the camera as 
his balls smack against Trish's smooth tanned skin. Christian jerks Trish's 
head back roughly as he keeps drilling her cunt.

"Ohhhh! Ohhhh Christian! Ohhh fuck that slutty pussy!" Trish Stratus moans as 
she sharply pushes back against Christian's cock before she glances over her 
shoulder and wickedly smirks.

Christian smirks as he wraps his right arm around Trish's body and he turns 
himself and Trish so that they are laying on their sides. As Christian keeps 
fucking Trish's pussy, the two of them turn on the bed so that Trish is still 
facing the camera. "Mmmmm fuck!" Christian grunts as he lifts Trish's right 
leg up so that he can drive his cock deeper into her cunt while they lay on 
their sides.

Trish grits her teeth and leans her head against Christian's chest as sweat 
starts to lightly coat her gorgeously tanned, incredibly hot body. "Mmmm! 
Ohhhh Christian is such a good fuck, Chris!"

"Ahhh yeah... good? I'm fucking great aren't I baby?" Christian laughs and 
moans as he keeps pumping his fat twelve inches into her tight wet and slutty 
pussy.

"Mmmmm! Yeah...you're so fucking great Christian!" Trish moans as she roughly 
grinds her pussy down against Christian's deeply fucking cock.

Christian smirks, "That's what I fucking thought you hot slut!" Christian 
laughs as he arches Trish's right leg over his waist so that he can use his 
right hand to grope her large juicy tits.

"Mmmmm! Ohhhh fuck!" Trish Stratus moans as she turns her head and flicks her 
tongue against Christian's mouth. Christian parts his lips and slides his 
tongue out to flick it against Trish's tongue while he continues to deeply 
impale her twat with his fat cock. Christian keeps his eyes locked with the 
camera as Trish pushes back against him.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Trish moans as she slides her tongue against Christian's 
tongue as she smoothly pushes her incredibly hot, tanned body against his 
cock.

"Mmmmm! Ahhhh!" Christian moans as he closes his lips around Trish's tongue 
and he sucks on it while he continues to ram his cock into her wet pussy. 
Christian pops his hips forward every so often in order to give Trish a deep, 
firm thrust.

"Mmmmmm!" Trish moans and kisses Christian as she grinds her ass against 
Christian's waist, while she tightens her pussy around his cock.

Christian feels Trish's pussy tightening on his cock and he quickly breaks 
the kiss with her before he pulls his cock out, "Whoa Trish... not yet... 
Chris would be satisfied to make you cum like this..." Christian smirks.

Trish smirks and glances back at the camera "Yeah...talk about pathetic..."

Christian licks his teeth as he lays in the middle of the bed with his head 
on the pillows, "Get that hot juicy ass on my cock Trish... I know Chris 
ain't man enough to let you dominate him with your ass..." Christian smirks.

Trish licks her lips "No...he was never man enough..." Trish says as she 
slyly crawls towards Christian's rock hard and thick twelve inch cock. The 
wickedly hot former girlfriend of Chris Jericho smoothly mounts herself and 
lowers onto his cock, taking him into her tight ass.

"Ahhhh yeah...." Christian groans as he feels his cock being squeezed by 
Trish's asshole as she lowers herself slowly on his thick twelve inches. 
Christian puts his hands on Trish's smooth sweat coated thighs as she places 
her hands behind him on his sweat covered chest.

Trish bites down on her bottom lip and slyly smirks at the camera as she 
rocks back and forth on Christian's cock. "Mmmm tell Chris how it feels 
babe..."

"Awww fuck... mmmm Chris... you've missed on fucking Trish's ass... ohhh god 
it's so fucking tight! It's a perfect ass!" Christian moans and laughs as 
Trish rocks back and forth on his cock, making Christian feel her ass cheeks 
moving on his upper thighs and waist with each of her movements.

"Mmmm! Ohhhh Christian!" Trish lustfully moans as she smoothly bounces on his 
cock, moving her ass down perfectly on his shaft.

"Mmmmm uhhh fuck.." Christian moans, "Fuck... Trish sure knows how to use all 
of her talent and ability..." Christian laughs as he moves his hands from 
Trish's thighs and places them on her lower back to give her extra support.

"Mmmmm! Ohhhh Christian...Chris is such an idiot!" Trish moans. Christian 
smirks as he starts to thrust his cock firmly upward into Trish's asshole as 
she bounces up and down on his cock. Christian keeps his hands on Trish's 
lower back, allowing her to lean back as she rides his pistoning twelve 
inches.

Trish licks her lips and smirks wickedly at the camera "Ohhhhh Chris... 
Christian's cock feels so good in my ass"

"Mmmmm ahhh fuck... mmm..." Christian grunts as he drives his cock swiftly up 
into Trish Stratus' ass as she keeps riding his cock. Christian starts to sit 
up on the bed and he places his left hand behind him for support as Trish's 
ass smacks down on his waist.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhh fuck that ass baby!" Trish moans as she sharply lowers on his 
cock. "Mmmmm fuck Christian!" Christian grits his teeth as he manages to 
reach around Trish with his right hand so that he can tease her pussy with 
his fingers while she slams down on his cock. Christian rocks on the bed so 
that he can keep driving his cock up into Trish's asshole.

"Mmmmm! Ohhhhh...jealous Chris?" Trish asks and moans as she grinds down on 
Christian's cock as his fingers rub against her wet pussy.

"Ohhh you know he's jealous!" Christian laughs and grunts as he fucks Trish's 
ass with his cock as he teases Trish's moist cunt with the fingers of his 
right hand.

"Mmmmm! Ohhhh yeah Christian...he is!" Trish moans as she starts to cum.

Christian smirks as he feels Trish's pussy juices squirting from her cunt 
onto his right hand, "Look at that Chris! Only a real man could do that to a 
hot whore like Trish Stratus!" Christian brags as he smears Trish's pussy 
juices over her flat stomach.

"Mmmmm! Ohhh baby...why don't you show Chris how hot I get when you shoot 
your fucking cum all over me"

Christian laughs, "Sounds hot babe..." Christian says as he roughly shoves 
Trish off of his cock. Christian then turns Trish around until she's on her 
back and hen he straddles her hot sweat coated body. Christian then starts to 
stroke his twelve inch cock as Trish pushes her tits towards it to smack her 
tits against his cock as he jerks off.

"Mmmm...Christian...make me all filthy!" Trish moans as she glances over at 
the camera "Poor Chris...all by yourself..."

"I bet he shot his load an hour ago..." Christian laughs and moans as he 
keeps stroking his cock. The best friend of Chris Jericho then grits his 
teeth before his cock starts to erupt, and he sends thick streams of cum all 
over Trish's juicy tits before she turns her head to give him a chance to 
shoot his load at her face.

"Mmmmm! Ohhhhh!" Trish moans as his cum splatters against her beautiful face.

"Mmmmm fuck... look at this hot slut Chris." Christian says as he glances at 
the camera, "If you were real man you could've been here...." Christian 
laughs before he starts to beat Trish's cum covered tits with his cock as a 
few drops of cum fall from his piss slit.

Trish raises an eyebrow and smirks "Jealous Christ? I thought so..." Trish 
pauses and licks her lightly coated cum covered lips before glaring "Fuck you 
Chris, fuck you!"

Christian laughs as he gets off of Trish to let her sit up, "Hey Trish, is 
Chris ever going to get any Stratusfaction ever again?" Christian smirks as 
Trish grabs his cock to keep it from getting soft.

Trish slyly smirks as she starts to pump Christian's cock with her hands 
"Never...EVER...again!" Trish licks her lips "Stay tuned for round two, 
Chris...cause you'll see Christian really treat me like a whore, you haven't 
seen anything yet!"

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