READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: Dirty Filthy Stratusfaction 2 by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Trish Stratus smirks at the camera as she sits on a leather armchair, "Hello Chris... at Backlash you may have won the match, but let's face it... the real winner is of course Christian..." Trish laughs mischievously as she taunts her former boyfriend Chris Jericho, "But I have a little problem... that's going to be solved... because I can't just have you acting victorious and I just know you loved watching my first DVD... so I just had to make another one..." Trish licks her lips as she fades from the screen. The theme music for Trish Stratus, 'Time To Rock N Roll' plays, with highlights from Trish's first DVD with Christian. Highlights include Christian face fucking Trish, Trish on her back with Christian pumping his shaft in and out of her pussy, Trish getting fucked doggy style, Trish riding Christian with his cock inside of her ass, and Christian straddling Trish's incredible body as he cums all over her. The montage of clips and music comes to an end and is replaced with the sight of Trish Stratus, wearing a black bikini top and matching bottoms, sitting in her hotel suite's hot tub relaxing after she and her current boyfriend Christian lost a handicap match to Trish's ex-boyfriend Chris Jericho a few hours earlier. After a few minutes, Christian, wearing just a pair of jeans that are unbuttoned and unzipped, enters "Hey Trish... I got a big surprise for you..." Christian says as he stands in the doorway. Trish turns her head and seductively smirks at her boyfriend, Christian. "Hey babe...are you coming in to join me?" Trish asks with a deviously playful smirk as she moves slightly into the hot tub, with the warm, steamy water bubbling around her. "It's really tempting... but if I do, you may not make full use of your surprise..." Christian says with a smirk. Trish raises an eyebrow and curiously looks at Christian. "A surprise? I love surprises!" Trish says as she licks her luscious, sultry lips. "What is it?" Trish asks eagerly. "You're gonna have to come and see..." Christian says with a teasing tone of voice. Trish slowly stands up from the warm and steamy warm of the hot tub, with her gorgeously toned and perfectly tanned body dripping with water. "But baby..." Trish groans and pouts as she places her hands onto her curved hips. "I'm enjoying myself here..." "Trust me baby... when you see your surprise... you're gonna enjoy yourself a whole lot more..." Christian says as he looks at Trish's gorgeous body as water drips down her skin. Trish presses her luscious lips together and seductively looks at Christian. "Ok...if you say so..." Trish says as she moves to step out of the hot tub. "I do say so babe..." Christian licks his lips as Trish slowly steps out of the hot tub. Trish doesn't bother picking up her towel, instead she follows Christian back into their hotel suite and she stops in the doorway when she sees large, muscular, tattoo-covered man with a goatee standing with his arms folded. The unknown stud is wearing a black tank top and jeans. Trish raises an eyebrow before her eyes widen at the sight of the powerful, mystery individual inside of her hotel suite. Trish turns her head and glances at Christian with a smirk. "Who the fuck is that!?" Christian smirks, "Baby... this is Tyson Tomko... your new personal problem solver and bodyguard..." Christian says. Trish presses her luscious and sultry lips together as she looks over Tyson Tomko. "A problem solver?" "Yeah... some jackass with a big mouth pisses you off... you just sic Tyson on them..." Christian says with a smirk, "Of if you have some other problems... he can handle those too.." Trish raises an eyebrow and smirks. "Mmmmm...I like the sounds of that Christian..." Trish says with a mischievous laugh before she glances at her boyfriend. "So...say Chris Jericho decides to run his mouth off again about me....I just tell Tyson here to attack and he will?" "You got it..." Christian nods his head. Trish places her hands onto her toned and perfectly curved hips as she smirks turning her attention completely on Tyson Tomko. "And you said he'll solve other problems too?" "That's exactly right Trish..." Christian replies as he sees Trish checking out Tyson's powerful body. Trish bites down on her bottom lip as she curiously glances back at Christian. "Just what kind of other problems?" "You need someone to carry your bags..." Christian pauses and smirks, "Or if I'm not around, you need a big hard dick to fuck you silly..." Christian says with a tone as if knowing what would really interest Trish. Trish licks her lips and smirks Christian. "Is that true, baby?" "Would I lie about that babe?" Christian asks with a sly grin. "What if I happen to want two dicks at once, babe?" Trish asks as she slyly licks her lips and turns her attention back to Tyson Tomko "Then I suggest you go over there to check and see if he meets all of your requirements..." Christian says with a smirk. Trish slyly smirks at Christian before she casually walks closer to the powerful and intense looking Tyson Tomko. "Hi Tyson.." Trish says in a teasingly soft voice. "What's up.... you want me to pull it out?" Tyson Tomko asks bluntly as Trish gets closer to him. Trish narrows her eyes and seductively looks at Tyson Tomko before she nods her head. "Oh yeah...pull it out..." Trish says before she lowers her seductive eyes to the waistline of his black jeans. Tyson nods his head before he first pulls off his tank top revealing his powerful, muscular upper body to Trish Stratus. Tyson Tomko then undoes his head jeans and lowers them enough to free his large, thick and hardening cock to his new employer. Trish presses her luscious and pouty lips together as her eyes narrows, focusing completely on Tomko's impressive shaft. "Mmmmmm....definitely much...much bigger than Chris Jericho.." "He meets your qualifications babe?" Christian asks with a smirk as Trish gets down on her knees in front her new problem solver. "Mmmmmmm...oh yeah...he does..." Trish says as she tosses her blond hair back as she sits up high on her knees, placing her hands around his impressively thick and long shaft as she begins to guide her hands up and down his powerful tool. "Mmmmm..." Tyson Tomko groans as Trish works both of her hands along the length of his shaft. "Mmmm...you like that Tyson?" Trish asks with a seductive laugh as she moves her hands up and down his long shaft, feeling him tense and hard with each movement of her skilled hands. "Mmmmm yeah..." Tyson nods his head as Trish pumps her hands on his cock to make sure his shaft it's fully hardened. Trish leans her head down and slyly looks up at Tyson Tomko as she drags her wet tongue across the impressively swollen head of his cock, while she smoothly moves her hands on his shaft. "Ahhh..." Tyson moans as Trish slides her tongue over the large head of his cock. Meanwhile Christian is lowering his jeans to free his own cock while he watches Trish work her tongue on Tyson's tool. "Mmmmmmmmm..." Trish softly moans as she closes her eyes and moves her tongue from the head of Tomko's shaft down to his long, thick shaft and begins to work her way down. Tyson places his strong hands on his waist and steps out of his jeans as Trish drags her tongue down the length of his massive cock. Christian steps behind Trish and unties the strings of her bikini top, causing it fall from her large, juicy tits. "Mmmmmmmm..." Trish moans as she flicks her tongue against his meaty shaft as she moves her tongue to his extremely large and solid ballsack, which she begins to lap her tongue against his balls. "Ahhhh..." Tyson Tomko groans as Trish slaps his balls with her tongue. Christian kneels behind Trish and starts to slide down her bikini bottoms. "Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Trish lustfully moans before she opens her mouth and takes his large ballsack inside of her soothing, wet and warm mouth, with her pouty lips pressed perfectly around his balls. "Yeah..." Tyson moans as Trish sucks gently on his large balls. "Told you that you would like your surprise..." Christian smirks as he proceeds to guide his cock into Trish's hot wet cunt. "Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Trish groans around Tomko's large ballsack as she begins to lightly bob her head to suck on his impressive balls, while she grinds her gorgeously toned, tanned ass back against Christian's waist as he begins to pump into her pussy from behind. "Ahhhh... yeah..." Christian moans as he reaches around Trish to grab her tits as he pumps his cock in and out of her pussy. Tomko tilts his head back as Trish sucks and slurps on his large ballsack. "Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Trish moans as she lifts her head away from Tomko's ballsack and places her hands onto his powerful, muscular waist as she rocks back and forth on her knees from Christian's skilled thrusts. "Ahhhh fuck..." Christian grunts as he thrusts his cock deeply into Trish's pussy while Tyson guides his cock into Trish's wide-open mouth. "Mmmmmmmmmm!" Trish deeply groans as she presses her luscious lips around Tomko's meaty shaft and begins to bob her blond haired head, perfectly sucking on his shaft. "Awwww.... suck that dick..." Tyson grunts as Trish bobs her head smoothly along the length of his huge cock as Christian starts to speed up his thrusts while he drills her cunt. "Mmmmmmmm!" Trish moans as she holds her hands steady at Tomko's waist as she starts to bob her head at a smooth, quick pace, taking him deeper into her stunning mouth, while Christian works over her pussy with his thrusting cock. "Ohhh yeah baby.... mmmm...' Christian groans as he pounds Trish's hot cunt with stiff, brisk thrusts while she pushes back against him. Tyson places his hands on Trish's head and starts to thrust his cock in and out of her mouth. "MMMMMMMM!" Trish lustfully moans on Tomko's cock as she rocks swiftly back and forth on her knees with Christian firmly pumping his cock into her from behind, while Tyson Tomko holds her head down on his cock "Ahhh... ahhh..." Tomko groans as he fucks Trish's mouth with deep thrusts much to her lustful delight. Christian squeezes Trish's gorgeous tits each time he rams his cock all the way into her pussy. "Mmmmmmmmmm!" Trish moans around Tomko's cock as she amazingly takes his massive tool deep inside of her mouth, bobbing her head swiftly back and forth. "Ahhh yeah you like that baby?" Christian asks with a smirk as he pulls his cock out of Trish's pussy while she keeps bobbing her head on Tomko's dick. "Mmmmmmmmmm!" Trish moans her reply to Christian as she turns her head on Tomko's massive cock as she is forced to keep him deep into her mouth, pressing her lips tightly on his shaft. Christian smirks slyly as he grabs a handful of Trish's hair and pulls her head off Tomko's cock, causing saliva to spill out of her mouth. Christian tilts Trish's head back so that he can shove his tongue into her mouth as he kisses her roughly. "Mmmmmmmmm!" Trish moans as she slides her tongue against his tongue, lustfully kissing her boyfriend after just sucking on Tomko's cock "Mmmmmmm..." Christian moans as he darts his tongue in and out of Trish's mouth while motioning for Tomko to move to the large hotel room bed. As Tomko does, Christian breaks the kiss with Trish and smirks, "Like that babe?" Trish licks her lips, cleaning her own saliva as well as Christian's saliva that was dripping from her mouth. Trish nods her head and seductively looks up at Christian. "Mmmm yeah baby....mmmm Tyson is so fucking big!" "I want to see you ride his dick babe..." Christian says as Tomko lays on the hotel room bed. Trish bites down on her bottom lip and slyly looks up at Christian. "Mmmm I love that I idea, babe....but what are you going to do?" "I'm gonna fuck your pretty little face...." Christian says with a sly grin. Trish nods her head in approval of Christian's plan. "Mmmmmm I love that idea baby..." Trish says before she turns and moves over to the large bed. Christian follows Trish and gives her round ass a firm smack, causing Trish to jump a bit as they move towards the bed. Trish glances over her shoulder and laughs before she slyly climbs onto the bed and moves to Tyson Tomko, smoothly straddling his body, lowering herself down onto his cock. Mmmmm..." Tomko groans as Trish lowers herself all the way down onto his cock. Trish leans back and places her hands on Tomko's muscular chest as he starts to thrust his cock up into her pussy. "Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh fuck.." Trish groans as she begins to rock back and forth on Tomko's large shaft. "Ahhhh..." Tomko groans as he thrusts his cock firmly up into Trish's cunt. Christian climbs onto the bed and balances himself in front of Trish. He grabs Trish by her hair and pulls her head forward so that he can easily shove his cock into her eagerly waiting mouth. "MMMMMMMM!" Trish moans around Christian's cock as he invades her wet and stunning mouth, with her pouty lips immediately locking around his shaft as she starts to move her head. "Ahhh yeah... awww..." Christian groans as he starts pumping his cock in and out of Trish's mouth while Tomko is steadily thrusting his cock into her pussy. "Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Trish moans as her pouty lips brush back and forth on Christian's cock, while she moves back and forth on Tomko's cock, with his shaft thrusting up into her pussy. Tyson Tomko places his hands on Trish's lower back to keep her steady as he drives his dick all the way up into her snatch. Christian pushes and pulls Trish's head back and forth while he thrusts his shaft in and out of her mouth. "Mmmmmmmm!" Trish moans as she slobbers her saliva heavily on Christian's cock, as he works his shaft deeper into her mouth. "Ahhh swallow that fucking cock baby.." Christian groans as he fucks Trish's mouth with deep and hard thrusts which results in his balls smacking against her chin while she rocks on Tomko's huge tool. "Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Trish moans as she playfully drags her tongue against his shaft, smoothly bobbing her head as he pushes deeper into her mouth. Trish lifts her beautiful eyes and smirks up at Christian, with his cock in her mouth, grinding her body on Tomko's shaft. "Ohhh yeah mmmm...” Tomko groans as Trish grinds herself on his huge cock. Christian smirks down at Trish as he shoves his cock balls deep into Trish's mouth. "MMMMMMMMM!" Trish moans and turns her head lustfully on Christian's shaft as she continues to bounce swiftly on Tomko's shaft, rocking back and forth, feeling his cock ram powerfully up into her snatch. Christian pulls his cock out of Trish's mouth, which causes more saliva to spill out of her mouth and onto her large bouncing tits. "Mmmmmmmm...ohhhh yeah baby...." Trish moans and closes her eyes as she leans her head back slightly as she smoothly drops down on Tomko's cock. "Turn around babe...so I can fuck that ass as only I can...' Christian says with a smirk. Trish narrows her eyes and seductively looks up at Christian before she lifts herself off of Tyson Tomko's cock and positions herself on the bed, with her nicely toned, tanned and juicy ass facing Christian. Christian spreads Trish's ass cheeks apart before he shoves his cock into Trish's asshole just as Trish open her mouth and lowers her head down onto Tomko's big hard cock. "Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Trish moans and closes her eyes as she starts to steadily bob her head back and forth on Tomko's cock, lowering her head deeply, as she rocks back and forth on her knees with Christian fucking her ass. "Ahhhhh fuck..." Tomko groans as Trish bobs her head up and down on his cock while Christian is pumping his dick in and out of her asshole. Trish smoothly presses her lips around Tomko's cock as she swiftly bobs her head back and forth, moving her tongue teasingly against the bottom side of his shaft, while she moves back on her knees, pushing against Christian's cock in her ass. "Mmmmmmm mmmmm..." Christian licks his lips as he starts to slam his cock into Trish's ass with each of his thrusts. Tomko grabs the top of Trish's head with his right hand as he starts to push his cock up ward into Trish's mouth. "MMMMMMMMMMM!" Trish moans as she amazingly takes Tomko's cock deeper into her mouth as he forces his shaft further into her mouth. "Ahhh.... ahhhh..." Tomko groans as his cock starts to throb within Trish's mouth as he pushes her head down on his upward pumping cock. "Mmmmmmmmm!" Trish moans as she incredibly lowers her head further down on his shaft. "Ahhhh yeah mmmm fuck take it baby... ahhh..." Christian grunts as he pounds Trish's gorgeous ass relentlessly. "Ahhhhh..." Tomko groans as he starts to cum inside of Trish's mouth. "MMMMMMMM!" Trish moans happily as she slides her wet tongue against the bottom side of Tomko's throbbing shaft as she takes his cum eagerly into her mouth. "Mmmmm..." Tomko moans as Trish laps her tongue against his cum erupting dick. Christian digs his fingers into Trish's ass as he increases the pace of his thrusts much to her delight. Trish slowly lifts her head up from Tomko's cock and shows off her completely empty mouth after swallowing his cum, with a few drops beaded on her lips. "Shit what a slut..." Tomko smirks after Trish put on a show of sucking his dick. Christian rocks on his knees as he continues to pound Trish's beautiful round ass. Trish raises an eyebrow and smirks. "Are you done already, Tyson?" Trish asks as she teasingly pouts her lips together as she rocks back and forth on her knees. "I'll impress ya next time..." Tyson replies. "Mmmmm he's not paid for his endurance... he's paid to be a big dick to keep you satisfied... until I fuck the shit out of you..." Christian grunts as he pulls his cock out of Trish's asshole. Christian flips Trish onto her back and as soon as she spreads her legs, Christian rams his entire cock into her pussy. "Mmmmmmm....ohhhhh fuck baby.." Trish moans as she arches her back and lifts her stunningly smooth, gorgeously tanned legs to wrap around Christian's waist. "Mmmmm... ahhh you know who always fucks you best..." Christian grunts and smirks down at Trish as she pushes against his cock as he rapidly pounds her snatch. "Ohhhhhh yeah baby! Ohhhhhhh!" Trish moans and grits her teeth as she seductively looks up at Christian as he firmly pounds her pussy. Christian grabs Trish's large bouncing tits as he continues to fuck Trish's pussy at an incredible pace while Tomko gets up from the bed. "Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah baby! Ohhhhh!" Trish moans as she moves her gorgeous body against Christian's cock as sweat drips from her stunning body "Ahhhhh yeah take it Trish.... take that fucking cock deep...." Christian grits his teeth as his shaft start to throb as he pounds Trish's twat as if it was his rival Chris Jericho. "Ohhhh yeah baby! Mmmmmmmm fuck me like Chris never could!" Trish moans as sweat drips from her body Christian rocks swiftly on his knees as he thrusts his cock nonstop in and out of Trish's cunt. He moves his hands to her hips and Trish grabs her own tits. "Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm fuck! Mmmmmmm!" Trish moans and arches her body slightly. Christian pulls out of Trish's pussy as she starts to cum and begins to stroke his pulsating cock. "Mmmmmmmm....mmmm baby..." Trish moans and licks her lips as she lays back completely on the bed. "Ahhhhh.... ahhhhh...' Christian groans as he starts to cum and he sprays his load all over Trish flat toned sweat-coated stomach. Trish narrows her eyes and smirks slyly at Christian as his warm, thick cum sprays all over her toned, flat and tanned stomach. "Mmmm fuck... only a real man can give you such a big load right babe..." Christian smirks as he continues to stroke his cock. The scene fades out and is replaced with Trish sitting on a leather armchair once more, this naked and rubbing her own pussy while breathing heavily. She soon glances at the camera and smirks with satisfaction, clearly indicating to the camera that for the past hour she has gotten off to watching herself. Trish licks her lips and raises an eyebrow as she slowly removes her hand from her pussy and licks her own juices off her hand. "Mmmmmm...wasn't that so hot Chris?" Trish smirks and laughs a bit. "Oh...Chris? Chris...wait! Where are you going?" Trish asks before she lightly tosses her gorgeous blond hair back and looks seductively at the camera. "Chris...don't leave just yet...because babe that was just part one..." -END-