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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Do You Want To Spear Me
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

On the afternoon of September 13, 2011 at Toronto, Ontario's Air Canada 
Centre, Edge, dressed in jeans and a shirt, is in his dressing room, relaxing 
as the WWE prepares the arena for 'Edge Appreciation Night', "Damn the WWE 
sure knows how to make me feel like I was the biggest star of all time..." 
Edge says with a grin before mysterious and sensual saxophone music begins to 
play. Edge raises an eyebrow, "Ok, this has to be a rib... Vickie you can 
come out now, I have no interest in seeing you do a strip tease..." Edge says 
with a laugh.

The Rated R Superstar, however, is pleasantly surprised when he sees the 
mysterious and seductive, black haired Lithuanian beauty, Aksana, stepping 
out of the showering area and stepping into the locker room, dressed solely 
in a black towel wrapped around her body. Aksana presses her lips together 
and seductively looks at Edge.

Edge raises an eyebrow and smirks, "You are not Vickie..." Edge says before 
he takes a better look at Aksana, "Didn't you use to have blond hair?"

Aksana raises an eyebrow and curiously looks at Edge. "I don't know what youz 
are talking about..." Aksana says before she crosses her arms against her 
towel covered chest. "This your locker roomz?"

"Yes it is..." Edge nods his head as he starts to check out Aksana.

Aksana presses her pouty, sultry lips together and slightly frowns. "Oh...I 
am so sorry...I wanted to get all wetz in private..."

Edge smirks, "You wanted your privates to get wet?" Edge asks as he reverses 
what Aksana has said to him.

Aksana smiles and nods her head. "Aksana likes to be wet...do youz like to be 
wet?"

Edge smirks, "I prefer making hot girls wet..." Edge says

"Youz can do that?" Aksana asks with a smile.

"Yeah I can..." Edge slyly licks his teeth, "Most get wet when I take off my 
shirt..." Edge adds as he removes his shirt, revealing his nicely toned upper 
body.

Aksana licks her lips and slyly lowers her eyes as she looks at his muscular, 
tanned. "Mmmm...should Aksana take off?" The Lithuanian beauty asks.

"No you shouldn't leave... but you should drop the towel..." Edge says as he 
begins to unbuckle his belt.

Aksana rubs her sultry lips together as she unfolds her arms from her towel 
covered chest and starts to unwrap the black towel from her body, letting the 
towel carelessly drop down to the floor of the locker room, with her 
stunningly toned, tanned, curved body entirely exposed.

"Mmmmm.... yup you were a blond..." Edge says with a smirk as he checks out 
Aksana's incredibly hot body as he now undoes his jeans. Once his jeans are 
unbutton and unzip, the former World and WWE Champion lowers them from his 
waist, revealing his hardening cock.

Aksana's beautiful and mysterious eyes widen at the sight of Edge's cock. 
Aksana licks her lips and takes a step closer to him. "Do youz want to spear 
Aksana with that?"

"You've read my mind..." Edge smirks while he nods his head.

"Is that what youz want, to spear Aksana?" The Lithuanian beauty asks as she 
stands in front of Edge.

Edge smirks, "Well you can start first by blowing me..." Edge answers

"Youz...would like that?" Aksana asks as she sinks down on her knees in front 
of Edge, placing her left hand around his shaft and starts to work her hand 
up and down his shaft, feeling his cock tense with each movement of her hand.

"Mmmm I bet you'll like it too..." Edge answers as Aksana slowly strokes his 
large thick tool with her left hand.

Aksana slyly lifts her beautiful eyes to look up at Edge as she leans her 
dark black haired head forward and parts her sultry lips as she takes the 
head of his cock into her mouth.

"Awwww..." Edge moans as Aksana wraps her lips around his cock before she 
begins to bob her head on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Aksana moans seductively as she bobs her head back and forth 
on Edge's cock with her soothing saliva dripping down on his Rated R cock.

"Mmmm..." Edge licks his teeth as Aksana bobs her head slowly and smoothly on 
his shaft while he steps out of his jeans and kicks them aside.

Aksana places her hands onto Edge's muscular, tanned waist and lightly moves 
her hands as she bobs her head steadily, lowering her head at a quicker pace.

"Ahhhhh yeah... "Edge moans as Aksana briskly bobs her head back and forth on 
his rock hard cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Aksana moans around his cock as she rocks on her 
knees, swiftly and steadily bob her head as she sucks his cock with perfect 
skill.

"Ahhhh mmmmm..." Edge licks his teeth as he watches Aksana suck and slurp on 
his stiff Rated R cock.

Aksana lightly turns her dark haired head from side to side as she grinds and 
rubs her pouty, sultry lips against his shaft as she continues to steadily 
suck on his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Edge groans as Aksana bobs her dark haired head along the 
length of his cock.

Aksana starts to slowly lift her head off of his cock, letting his saliva 
dripping cock fall from her mouth. "Mmmmmmmm..." Aksana slyly moans.

"Mmmm get on the couch..." Edge says as Aksana flicks her tongue against the 
head of his dick.

Aksana licks her lips and nods her head before she scoots back on her knees 
and stands up from the locker room floor. Aksana slyly smirks at Edge before 
she walks over to the couch and seductively lays back on it.

Edge steps between Aksana legs and guides his cock into her hot wet and tight 
pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...now youz spearing me?" Aksana asks as she looks up at Edge as he 
start to firmly pump his cock into her wet pussy.

"Yeah I am..." Edge smirks as he places his hands on Aksana's hips as he 
thrusts his cock in and out of Aksana's twat.

"Mmmmmmmm...youz can spear Aksana anytime..." The Lithuanian beauty moans as 
she moves back and forth on the couch as Edge quickens the pace of his 
thrusts.

"Mmmmmm.... good to know..." Edge licks his teeth as he swiftly pumps his 
cock deeply into Aksana's snatch.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Aksana moans as she hooks her gorgeously 
smooth, tanned legs around his waist as he continues to pump into her.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm..." Edge grunts as he spears Aksana's pussy repeatedly with his 
Rated R cock.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm...mmmmm...youz like to make Aksana wetz?" Aksana asks with a 
moan as she grinds against his cock.

"Mmmmmm ohhh yeah..." Edge nods his head as he continues to deeply fuck 
Aksana's pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhhh!" Aksana moans as she arches her back 
and licks her lips as she moves back against the couch with his cock deeply 
spearing into her.

Edge pulls Aksana up slightly from the couch so that he can turn to sit on 
the couch while bringing Aksana onto his lap without pulling out of her 
pussy.

Aksana licks her lips and slyly looks at Edge as she places her hands onto 
his muscular, tanned chest as she starts to swiftly rock back and forth on 
his cock.

Edge licks his teeth as Aksana slides her hands on his chest as she rocks 
back and forth on his large cock before he starts to pump it up into her 
pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhh youz spear me...." Aksana moans as she rocks back 
and forth on his cock, feeling him starting to pump up into her pussy once 
again.

"Mmmmmmm ahhhhh..." Edge moans as Aksana bounces up and down on his cock 
while he reaches behind her to grab her gorgeous ass with both hands.

Aksana locks her mysteriously beautiful eyes with Edge as she continues to 
rock back and forth on his shaft, before she leans closer and flicks her 
tongue against his lips.

"Mmmmm..." Edge moans as he parts his lips and flicks his tongue against 
Aksana's tongue as she rocks sharply on his upward thrusting cock.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm..ohhhhhh..." Aksana moans and closes her eyes as she slides 
her tongue into his mouth, moving her tongue against his tongue, as she 
increasingly rocks on his cock, bouncing each time he thrusts up into her.

"Awwww...." Edge moans as he slides his tongue against Aksana's tongue as she 
deeply kisses him while she rides his upward thrusting tool.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Aksana moans into his mouth as she sharply rocks forward on 
his cock, moving her hands to his shoulders as she lifts and lowers her body 
on his cock.

"Awwww mmmmm ahhhh..." Edge groans as Aksana breaks the kiss with him as she 
speeds up her bouncing on his cock.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm...youz like to spear?!" Aksana asks with a moan as she 
rapidly bounces on his cock as a result of her own movements and Edge's 
thrusts combined.

"Mmmmm ohh yeah.... ahhhh..." Edge licks his teeth and nods his head as 
Aksana wildly rides his cock. Edge turns a bit on the couch and lays Aksana 
down so that he can get on top of her while he keeps rapidly spearing her wet 
pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhhh youz can spear Aksana...hard...very hard..." 
Aksana moans as she places her hands onto his arms as he pumps his cock 
firmly into her snatch.

"Mmmmm awwwww fuck..." Edge groans as he plows his cock balls deep into 
Aksana's pussy as she wraps her legs around his waist.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmm...mmmmmm!" Aksana moans as sweat drips down her stunning 
body as she pushes against him, with his Rated R cock thrusting into her.

"Awwwww mmmmm ahhhh..." Edge grits his teeth as he hammers Aksana's snatch 
while sweat drips down his body.

"Ohhhhhhhhh!" Aksana moans and her gorgeous body lustfully trembles as she 
starts to cum on his cock.

"Mmmm ahhhhh fuck... ahhhh..." Edge groans as his cock starts to throb as 
Aksana's soaking wet pussy tightens on it.

Aksana presses her lips together and closes her eyes as she arches her back 
against the couch, feeling his thrusts deepen.

"Mmmmmm ahhhhh... awww... ahhhh!" Edge lets out a grunt as he starts to cum 
inside of Aksana's wet pussy.

Aksana licks her lips and presses her gorgeously smooth, tanned legs around 
his muscular waist, holding his cock deep inside of her pussy as his warm cum 
is unleashed.

"Mmmmmmm ahhhh yeah... mmmm..." Edge moans as he slows down his thrusts as he 
fills Aksana's twat with his spunk.

Aksana slowly unhooks her gorgeous legs from around his waist and allows Edge 
to pull out of her incredible pussy.

"Mmmmm nothing like a spear before SmackDown..." Edge smirks.

"Will youz spear me again?" Aksana asks with a smirk.

"Absolutely..." Edge nods his head

-END-