READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, 
is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies 
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United 
States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler 
Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). 

Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened 
and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! 

Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Dude...What A Hot Kitty
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Backstage during the December 7, 2000 edition of SmackDown, Ashton Kutcher, 
the star of the new film 'Dude... Where's My Car?' is rubbing his eyes as the 
WWF's thug from Red Hook, Tazz follows him around the backstage corridors. 
Ashton, wearing black jeans, a white t-shirt and a open loose fitting gray 
checkered button shirt, stops and looks at Tazz who doesn't get that Ashton 
has his car and is not looking for one. "C'mon kid, one call to Joey Numbas 
and he'll find ya an orange pinto to replace the lemon ya lost..."

"Listen... I don't need a car... I got a car... the name of the MOVIE is 
'Dude... Where's My Car!" Ashton says as he's a bit annoyed with Tazz.

"Don't worry kid, I got this... just let me make the call..." Tazz says as he 
takes out his cell phone when both he and Ashton hear a woman scream. Both 
men turn as the frisky Diva known as The Kat comes running down the hallway 
towards Ashton. "Yo Kat what's your beef? You know where this kid's car is, 
cause he's looking for it..." Tazz asks as The Kat runs right up to Ashton 
and gives the star of 'That's 70s Show' a hug.

The feisty and sultry Diva, The Kat, slowly breaks her hug with Ashton 
Kutcher, dressed in a short black skirt and a nicely revealing black top. "Oh 
my god! Wait until the girls here this!" The Kat says excitedly as she slyly 
checks out the popular actor.

Ashton smiles, "Finally someone knows who I am..." Ashton says. 

Tazz makes a face, "Hey Kat, you know him?" Tazz asks.

"Yeah! Tazz, you know don't Ashton Kutcher!?" The Kat says with a cute laugh. 
"Ashton not only is that star of That 70s Show and that new movie 
Dude...Where's My Car...but he's always like the most gorgeous man alive!" 
The Kat says, licking her sultry lips as she mischievously glances at Ashton 
Kutcher.

Tazz slowly looks at Ashton, "So... you're like some actor or something?" 
Tazz asks. 

"Exactly! That's what I've been telling you all night!" Ashton says as Tazz 
appears to understand. 

"And you're not looking for your car?" Tazz asks. "No... I got a car...." 
Ashton replies with sigh. 

Tazz glares at Ashton, "Yo know, I hate you Hollywood types... always lying 
about what you do and don't need... you all need to be choked out as far as 
I'm concerned..." Tazz says before he turns and storms down the hallway. 

Ashton watches Tazz walk away with a confused look on his face before he 
looks at The Kat, "Is he nuts?"

The Kat playfully laughs and licks her lips "Oh don't worry about Tazz..." 
The Kat says before she seductively brushes her petite, gorgeously curved 
body against the Hollywood star. "But you know Ashton...what would be really 
great?" The Kat begins to say.

Ashton smiles as The Kat presses herself lightly against him, "What would be 
great?" Ashton asks.

"If I could get a little private screening of your new movie..." The Katie 
replies as she lightly pats her hands against his toned, shirt covered chest. 
"You know...just me...and you..." The Kat says with a seductive, playful 
wink.

Ashton Kutcher thinks for a moment, "You know... that's the best thing I've 
heard around here all night..." Ashton smiles.

The Kat raises an eyebrow and smirks as she noticeably checks out Ashton and 
nods her head. "You really want to have a private screening with me, Ashton?" 
The Kat asks, locking her beautiful and mischievous eyes with him.

"Sure... you are pretty hot..." Ashton says as he checks out the frisky, 
petite WWF Diva.

The Kat bites down on her bottom lip and raises an eyebrow as she slyly 
presses her nicely sized, perky tits that are covered with her revealing top 
against his toned, shirt covered chest. "Why don't we find some place private 
for that special screening..."

"All right.. that sounds really good to me..." Ashton replies as The Kat 
grinds her covered tits against his shirt covered chest.

"Good...." The Kat says with a smirk on her face.

As a fatal four-way match for the WWF Championships takes place in the ring, 
Ashton Kutcher and The Kat are in one of Madison Square Garden's private 
skyboxes. Ashton smirks at The Kat as he sits on a couch, "I don't see a TV 
here..." Ashton says.

The Kat licks her lips and scoots closer on the couch, getting closer to 
Ashton Kutcher, placing her hands onto his legs and playfully moving them up 
towards the crotch of his jeans. "I know there isn't..." The Kat replies with 
a smirk.

"Well I guess we'll have to find something else to do..." Ashton grins as The 
Kat's hands reaches the crotch of his jeans. The Kat rubs his crotch with her 
left hand while she playfully starts to unbutton them.

"You know Ashton, I really am a huge fan of yours...." The Kat says, locking 
her gorgeous, frisky eyes with Ashton as she unsnaps the button of his jeans 
and proceeds to lower the zipper with her left hand, while working the belt 
off of his waist with her right hand.

"Really?" Ashton asks as The Kat unbuckles his belt and pulls it through the 
loops of his jeans before she reaches into them with her left hand to gently 
grasp a rather thick cock.

The Kat nods her head and licks her lips. "Oh yeah...huge fan!" The Kat says 
with a cute laugh as she presses her left hand against his cock and blindly 
works her hand against his shaft as it remains hidden in his jeans.

"Mmmm well I'm quickly becoming a huge fan of yours..." Ashton grins and 
moans as The Kat rubs his cock within his jeans. As The Kat gives him a 
mischievous smirk she slowly pulls his cock out of his jeans and her eyes go 
wide when she looks down at it to see that it's easily over a foot long.

"Oh.....that's so big Ashton!" The Kat says excitedly as she looks down at 
the nicely thick and hardened shaft, lightly moving her left hand up and down 
his cock.

"Mmmmm thanks..." Ashton grins as The Kat's left hand goes up and down on his 
cock. Ashton leans forward slightly to slip off his open checkered pattered 
button shirt off. The Kat licks her lips and lightly tosses her short blonde 
hair back as she moves her left hand smoothly up and down his long shaft. The 
Kat moves her head above his cock and spits some of her wet, soothing saliva 
onto his shaft, adding to the tender touch of her hand.

"Mmmmmm..." Ashton moans as The Kat uses her left hand to spread her saliva 
along the length of his cock. Ashton then takes off his t-shirt revealing his 
nicely toned and perfectly tanned upper body as the beautiful WWF Diva 
strokes his dick. The Kat raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks at Ashton 
Kutcher before she lowers her head further toward his cock and spits her 
saliva onto the head of his shaft, allowing the saliva roll from the head to 
drip on his shaft while she continues to stroke his cock.

"Mmmmm... ohhh yeah..." Ashton Kutcher moans as The Kat again spits on his 
cock. The Kat's warm saliva rolls down the sides of his large, thick cock and 
Ashton leans back on the couch so that he can lift himself slightly to push 
his jeans down from his waist.

The Kat smirks up at Ashton Kutcher before she parts her sultry and pouty 
lips, lowers her blonde haired head further down to swallow his cock. 
"Mmmmm..." The Kat moans as she presses her lips around his shaft.

"Ohhhh yeah..." Ashton Kutcher moans as The Kat presses her lips firmly 
against the head of his cock. As she lowers her head further, The Kat slowly 
parts her lips to allow the swollen head of Ashton's dick to enter her mouth. 
The Kat gently pats her tongue against his shaft as his cock enters her 
soothing and seductively frisky mouth. The Kat proceeds to happily bob her 
head on Ashton's cock, grinding her soft lips against his cock while she 
sucks on it.

"Ohhhh mmmmm..." Ashton moans as The Kat lifts and lowers her head at a nice, 
brisk pace on his large dick. Ashton places his left hand on the back of The 
Kat's blond hair head as she sucks his dick.

"Mmmmm...mmmmm...." The Kat softly moans as she lightly slaps her soft, wet 
tongue against his shaft, smoothly lifting and lowering her head to suck him 
at a brisk, steady pace.

"Ohhhh yeah.... mmmm suck it baby..." Ashton moans as he tilts his head back 
and moans as The Kat beats one side of his dick with her tongue as she 
smoothly bobs her head on his shaft.

"Mmmmm...." The Kat seductively groans as she turns her head smoothly on his 
cock, moving her tongue playfully around his shaft, taking him deeper into 
her mouth. Ashton closes his eyes as The Kat steadily takes his cock further 
into her warm, wet mouth. The Kat slyly smirks around Ashton's cock as she 
steadily bobs her head up and down on his cock, taking him gradually deeper 
into her sultry and frisky mouth.

"Ahhhh.... mmmm.... fuck..." Ashton moans loudly as The Kat takes the last 
few inches of his dick into her mouth so that her adorable nose is brushes 
against the side of his right thigh.

"Mmmmmmm!" The Kat moans as she presses her soft lips tightly around Ashton's 
shaft while she holds him deep within her mouth, allowing her saliva to drip 
down on his cock.

"Ahhhhh awww yeah... mmmm!" Ashton groans as The Kat holds his cock deeply 
inside of her mouth for well two minutes before she starts to lift her head 
up.

The Kat lifts her head with a sly smirk and laughs as Ashton opens his eyes 
to look at her. "Ashton...I really am a big fan..."

"No shit..." Ashton grins as he looks at The Kat as she takes off her black 
top, revealing her firm, round tits. The Kat smiles as she places her hands 
onto Ashton's hands, guiding them up and placing them onto her nicely sized 
and perky tits. The Kat slyly and cutely laughs as she moves to straddle 
Ashton's waist, lowering herself down and surprising him by taking his cock 
into her hot, wet, pantyless pussy, while keeping her short skirt on.

"Ohhhhh shit..." Ashton moans as he feels his large cock being squeezed 
tightly by That Kat's cunt. The Kat has Ashton keep his hands on her perky 
tits as she begins to rock slowly on his saliva-coated dick.

"Ohhhh...ohhhh yeah" The Kat moans as she places her hands onto his nicely 
toned and tanned chest, rocking forward on his cock, moving freely on it.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh... awww..." Ashton moans as The Kat rocks perfectly back and 
forth on his cock. Ashton lightly squeezes and fondles The Kat's round tits 
as she begins to move a little quicker.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhh yeah!" The Kat moans as she lightly bounces up and down on 
his cock, while she rocks back and forth, gently sliding her hands against 
his toned and tanned chest.

"Mmmmm ohhh fuck..." Ashton Kutcher groans as he starts to move his hands 
down from The Kat's tits towards her waist as he begins to thrust his large 
cock upward into her tight snatch.

"Mmmmm...ohhh yeah Ashton...ohhhh..." The Kat lustfully moans as she bounces 
quickly on his shaft while he thrusts up into her tight, wet pussy. The Kat 
closes her eyes and licks her lips as she lowers herself sharply on his cock.

"Ahhhh mmm fuck.... ohhh yeah..." Ashton groans as he pumps his shaft firmly 
up into The Kat's pussy as he holds onto her slender waist.

"Ohhhhh....ohhhh Ashton!" The Kat moans as she firmly slams down on his cock, 
as she rocks her petite, gorgeous body on his shaft. Ashton grits his teeth 
as he turns on the couch in order to lay The Kat on it so that he can get on 
top of her without pulling his dick out of her pussy. Once on top, Ashton 
starts to rapidly pump his cock in and out of The Kat's cunt.

"Ohhhh...ohhhh yeah!" The Kat moans as she wraps her smooth, tanned legs 
around his toned waist and starts to rock her body underneath him to push 
against his thrusting cock.

"Ahhhh... mmmm shit... ahhh..." Ashton grunts and moans as he hammers The 
Kat's wet, tight pussy with his over foot long cock. Ashton's thrusts are 
very deep and the former WWF Women's Champion can feel the Hollywood star's 
balls smacking against her smooth skin.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah!" The Kat moans as she places her hands onto his arms 
and grinds her pussy against his shaft.

"Mmmmmm fuck... ahhh ahhhh..." Ashton Kutcher groans as he continues to 
hammer The Kat's wet pussy as she grinds and pushes herself against his 
pistoning and now throbbing dick.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh!" The Kat moans before she starts to cum on Ashton cock as 
he thrusts into her.

"Mmmmm ahhhh.... awww..." Ashton Kutcher groans as he keeps thrusting his 
cock into The Kat's pussy. When The Kat lets her legs slip from around his 
waist, Ashton pulls his over foot long dick out of her pussy and begins to 
stroke it with his left hand. The Kat slyly licks her pouty lips and narrows 
her eyes seductively as she watches Ashton Kutcher move his left hand against 
his slightly throbbing cock.

"Ahhh Kitty want the cream?" Ashton asks as his cock starts to throb more 
noticeably as he strokes it quickly.

The Kat licks her lips and nods her head "Oh yeah...mmm I do Ashton..."

"Ahhhh... c'mon Kitty...." Ashton groans as he pumps his cock harder with his 
hand as he starts to shoot his warm cum all over The Kat's flat, toned 
stomach. The Kat licks her lips and rubs her pouty lips as she watches his 
warm cum spray onto her flat, tanned stomach. Ashton tilts his head back as 
he continues to shoot his warm spunk onto The Kat's stomach. A few shots 
manages to reach The Kat's perky tits and by the time Ashton is finished, The 
Kat's torso looks as if tanning lotion has be squirted on it.

The Kat licks her lips and slides her hands against her cum coated stomach 
and perky tits. "Mmmmm...so Ashton, how'd you like that private screening?"

"I think..." Ashton pauses before he grins widely, "That this should be a 
double feature..."

The Kat raises an eyebrow and playfully smirks. "Mmmm...those are my 
favorite!"

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