READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: Dysfunctionally RAW by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience members in attendance chant loudly and energetically in the mock studio setup, consisting of a stage, with three chairs arranged on the center of the stage, reminiscent of a popular day-time talk show, located in the backstage area of the Wells Fargo Arena in Des Monies, Iowa during the February 15, 2010 broadcast of Monday Night RAW. "Monday Night RAW proudly presents The Jerry Springer Show!" WWE Hall of Famer and long-time Ring Announcer, Howard Finkel's, voice booms over the sound system setup backstage in the mock studio. "...And now please welcome the host of The Jerry Springer Show and the Guest Host of Monday Night RAW...JERRY...SPRINGER!" "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience members begin to loudly and energetically chant once again as the Guest Host of Monday Night RAW, the controversial and iconic talk show host, Jerry Springer, stands in the middle of the audience section, with a microphone in his left hand and holding his trademark blue note card in his right hand. "Thank you...thank you...thank you! Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show! I'm Jerry Springer and I am proud to be your Guest Host of Monday Night RAW this evening!" Jerry Springer says into the microphone as he steps out of the audience isle he was standing in and begins to make his way toward the stage. "Today's show deals with dark relationship secrets that could potentially be fatal to those involved when the significant other finally comes clean with their partner...which brings me to my guest..." Jerry Springer says as he walks to stand in front of the stage in front of the audience and glances down at his blue note card. "I'd like everyone to well to the show...he is the All-American American...Jack Swagger!" Jerry Springer says, introducing his guest, as the camera turns to face the stage, revealing Jack Swagger sitting on the stage, in the middle chair setup, leaving a chair vacant of each side of him. Jerry Springer raises his right hand up and adjusts his glasses before speaking into the microphone. "Jack, I would like to welcome you onto the show and I understand that you have a deep, dark secret that you would like to share with your girlfriend today...." Jack Swagger, wearing slacks and a gray long sleeved button shirt, leans back in his chair, "Well Jerry... I've been dating this girl Brie.... and she has an identical twin sister Nikki... and one time Nikki pretended to be Brie and I slept with her..." Jack says. "Ooooo..." The audience says as they listen to the details of Jack's secret. Jerry Springer nods his head "I see...I see..." Jerry says as speaks into the microphone, before motioning to Jack Swagger with his left hand. "And I suppose this incident only happened one time?" Jerry Springer asks. "Are you kidding? After realizing how hot that was and finding out that it was Nikki and not Brie... I wanted more..." Jack Swagger smirks, "So Nikki and I have been seeing each other behind Brie's back ever since..." Jack adds as the audience gives a mix reaction to Jack's revelation. Jerry Springer shakes his head "Double dipping, my friend, that will get you into some trouble...." Jerry Springer says with a smirk before he passes slightly in front of the stage. "Ok...so let me get this straight, Jack....you've been sleeping with your girlfriend's twin sister behind her back for the past couple of months...and your girlfriend absolutely has no idea..." "That's exactly right Jerry... and don't get me wrong, Brie's a great fuck... but Nikki is hotter..." Jack Swagger says with a chuckle. "Well...why don't we bring out the twin sister of your girlfriend..." Jerry Springer says before glancing down at his trademark blue note card. "Let's welcome to the show...Nikki Bella!" "Booo..." The audience jeers Nikki Bella as she walks out from the back with a smirk on her face. Jack licks his lips as he watches Nikki walk in front of him before she sits down on the chair to his left. Nikki Bella, dressed in a single-piece, stunning red skirt and top, slyly smirks at Jack Swagger as she presses her lips together and looks attentively at Jerry Springer, while placing her left hand onto Swagger's knee. "Well Nikki...welcome to the show..." Jerry Springer says. "Hey Jerry..." Nikki says with a mischievous smirk. "Now...Nikki...you've been in an affair with your twin sister's girlfriend... don't you think that is wrong?" Jerry Springer asks. Nikki Bella shakes her head and smiles "Absolutely not, Jerry!" Nikki Bella proudly replies and glances at Jack Swagger. "I gave Jack everything that Brie couldn't and more!" Nikki Bella says with a smile as an audience members shouts "SLUT!" Nikki narrows her eyes and stands up "Shut up! You don't know me!" Nikki says as she opens her arms ready to fight. Jack smirks, "See Nikki doesn't hold back Jerry... she's awesome..." Jack says. "She's a whore... she's a whore!" Several members of the audience chant before some of Jerry Springer's security guards motions for them to settle down. Jerry Springer raises his hands up towards the audience "Alright... alright....settle down...let's hear what Nikki has to say...." Jerry Springer says before he turns his attention back to Jack Swagger and Nikki Bella. "Now, Nikki...you were saying that you gave Jack what your sister couldn't...." Nikki Bella nods her head "That's right Jerry...Brie could never suck Jack's dick like I can..." "And that's very true Jerry... Nikki is a pro at sucking cock..." Jack Swagger smirks. Nikki Bella proudly nods her head and licks her lips as she slyly looks at Jack Swagger, before she sits back down on the chair, next to Swagger. "Let's show him babe..." Jack Swagger smirks, "All right..." Swagger says as he stands up from his chair and he unbuckles his belt as he steps in front of Nikki. Nikki Bella licks her lips and hungrily glances up at Jack Swagger before she places her hands onto his waist and proceeds to push his pants down from his waist. "Whoa...whoa...whoa...this is family program, you can't do that!" Jerry Springer says with some sarcasm. Jack Swagger's long thick cock comes out of his slacks after Nikki lowers them far enough as the audience is actually stunned at what they are seeing. Nikki grits her teeth together as she places her left hand around his long and thick cock before she starts to stroke his shaft, before leaning her head down to slyly kiss the swollen tip of his cock. "Mmmm..." Jack smirks as Nikki moves her left hand up and down on his cock as she presses her lips on the head of his cock. "Suck his dick! Suck his dick!" The audience chants to motivate Nikki despite taunting her a few minutes earlier. Nikki smirks before glancing up at Jack Swagger before she begins to open her mouth and eagerly lowers her head to take Jack Swagger's cock into her sultry and mischievous mouth. Nikki wraps her perfectly pouty and moist lips against Swagger's cock as she starts to smoothly bob her head. "Well I must say...out of everything that has happened on this show before...this is a first!" Jerry Springer says in surprise. "Ahhhh.... ohhh shit..." Jack Swagger moans as Nikki bobs her head eagerly on his long, thick cock in front of a live studio audience. Nikki places her right hand onto Jack Swagger's muscular waist as she lightly moves her left hand against the bottom half of his shaft, while she perfectly and impressively bobs her head on his long shaft. "Ahhhh... yeah.... mmm..." Jack groans as he starts to unbutton his shirt revealing his muscular upper body while Nikki sucks and strokes his cock at the same time. After Jack takes off his shirt, the audience can see that only the front of his upper body is tanned and they begin to chant, "Learn to tan!" to insult Swagger. Nikki briefly lifts her head off of Swagger's cock. "Mmmmm...don't listen to them babe..." Nikki replies before she returns to bobbing her head on Swagger's cock, perfectly and seductively moving her head to suck on his cock, slapping her mischievous tongue against his shaft. Jerry Springer's eyes are widened and he shakes his head in disbelief as he watches Jack Swagger getting his dick sucked by Nikki Bella. "Ahhhh... awww ohhh yeah baby suck that cock..." Swagger moans as Nikki takes his cock deep into her mouth each time she lowers her head on his shaft. Nikki seductively turns her head on Jack Swagger's cock, grinding her pouty and luscious lips on his shaft, as she continues to move her head along his thick cock. "Ok...ok...ok...before this becomes anymore out of control...Jack and Nikki...if I could please have both of your attention..." Jerry Springer says into the microphone. "Ahhhh sure Jerry..." Jack moans as Nikki continues to suck and slurp on his long hard dick. Nikki Bella slowly lifts her head from Jack Swagger's cock and slyly tosses her dark hair back before she sits straight up on the chair. "What is it Jerry?" Nikki asks. "Well...you see...Jack and Nikki...I know that the reason you are both here to reveal a secret, however, we have a secret to reveal to the both of you..." Jerry Springer begins to explain. "What are you talking about?" Jack Swagger asks as he moves to sit down in his chair. "Well Jack...you knew that your girlfriend, Brie, was here...however, what you didn't know was that Brie has been able to not hear, but see all that has been going on!" Jerry Springer says with a nod of his head. "What?" Jack Swagger asks with total surprised look on his face. "Let's bring out Jack's girlfriend and Nikki's own twin sister...BRIE BELLA!" Jerry Springer announces with excitement as Brie Bella, dressed in the same tight fitting, single-piece, red skirt and top, comes storming onto the stage. "Jack! What the hell!" Brie shouts as comes rushing at the All-American American, while Nikki Bella stands up from her seat, with her eyes narrowed into a glare. "Whoa calm down..." Jack Swagger says before Brie slaps him hard with her right hand. "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience cheers as Brie slaps him again. "How could you do this to me!" Brie Bella yells before the security guards come onto the stage to calm down the situation. Brie Bella grits her teeth and turns her attention to Nikki "You bitch!" Brie yells before she starts to charge toward her twin sister, just as the security crew blocks her entry at Nikki. "Jerry! Brie is just jealous!" Nikki says. "Whoa...whoa...whoa, jealous?" Jerry Springer asks. "How can you say that, when you slept with your sister's boyfriend?" Springer asks, while adjusting his glasses. Nikki slyly smirks "You want to know the real reason why Jack wants me? It's because Brie is a man!" Nikki yells. "Brie's a man! Brie's a man!" The audience chants before some of them realize what that could mean about Jack Swagger and they then begin to chant "Jack likes dick! Jack likes dick!" "Whoa hold on assholes! Brie is not a man!" Jack shouts. Brie Bella shakes her head and pushes back the security crew to tackle her twin sister, Nikki, down onto the stage floor and starts pulling at her hair. "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience chants loudly as Brie and Nikki roll on the floor as the security guards struggle to pull Brie and Nikki apart. When they do so, some of them take Nikki to the far left side of the stage, while the rest keep Brie near Jack. "Ok...ok...ok...we already know Brie is a man!" Jerry Springer says, which causes Brie Bella to open her mouth in shock. "But Brie...your sister has been sleeping with your boyfriend behind your back, what do you have to say about that?" Jerry Springer asks. Brie Bella glares at Nikki before smirking. "Well Jerry....I think maybe I should show everyone how a 'man' treats Jack!" Brie says before she suddenly drops down onto her knees in front of Swagger, grips his cock with her left hand and shoves his All-American cock into her mouth. "Mmmmm fuck!" Jack moans loudly as Brie shocks him by swallowing nearly his entire cock with one gulp. Brie smirks around Jack's cock and glances up at him as she starts to steadily and rapidly bob her head up and down on his cock, slapping her wet tongue against his fully hard shaft. Jack places his right hand on Brie's head as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of Brie's mouth. "Suck that dick! Suck that dick!" The audience chants as they watch Brie bob her head on Jack's shaft. "Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...." Brie Bella moans as she bobs her head back and forth on Swagger's long and thick cock as he pumps his cock into her nicely warm and wet mouth. "This is crazy! Even for my show!" Jerry Springer says as he watches Jack Swagger getting his dick sucked now by Brie Bella. "Ahhh yeah Brie.... mmmm fuck..." Jack moans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Brie's mouth, which makes it easy for Brie to deep throat his entire dick. "Mmmmmmmm...gahhhh...gahhhhhh..." Brie Bella moans and lightly gags against Jack Swagger's cock as the head of his long shaft taps against the back of her sweet and talented mouth. "Gag that slut! Gag that slut!" Some of the audience members in the front row chant as they hear Brie's gags as Jack Swagger fucks her mouth. Brie Bella manages to lift her head off of Jack Swagger cock for a moment, as Nikki Bella happens to break free from being held back by the security guards and charges onto the stage where Brie and Jack Swagger are. Nikki grits her teeth as she shoves Brie Bella off of the stage and proceeds to lift her single- piece skirt and top from her curved and stunning body. "You're a bitch! You're a bitch!" Some of the audience chants towards Nikki Bella while the rest of the audience takes a moment to check out the stunning mischievous twin. Nikki Bella smirks and places her hands onto her hips before glancing slyly at Jack Swagger. "Babe...lets show those losers how hot we are together!" Jack smirks, "Sounds good to me..." Jack says as he grabs Nikki and has her kneel on one of the chairs. Nikki then leans forward and places her hands on the back of the chair, Jack grabs her hips and forces his large cock into her pussy from behind. "Ohhhhhhh...." Nikki moans and slyly glances over her shoulders as she feels Jack Swagger's cock thrusting deeply into her tight pussy from behind. Jack grits his teeth as he pulls Nikki backwards as he drives his cock swiftly into her hot tight pussy. "Mmmmmmm yeah baby....fuck that pussy..." Nikki groans as she rocks back on her knees, pushing back against Swagger's cock as he deeply drills his shaft into her tight pussy. "Now Jack...you don't have any remorse for doing this to your girlfriend?" Jerry Springer asks and shakes his head. Jack glances at Jerry as he continues to slam his cock into Nikki's pussy, "Ahhhh... mmm hey I fuck them like this all the time..." Jack grunts before he turns his full attention back to plowing Nikki's twat with his dick. "Ohhhhhh....ohhhh yeah!" Nikki moans and leans her head back as she grinds her juicy ass back against his waist as he drives his cock deeply into her pussy. "Fuck that cunt! Fuck that cunt!" The audience chants as Jack Swagger increases the pace and force of his thrusts as he fucks Nikki Bella from behind. "Ohhhhhh....ohhhhh yeah...ohhhh Jack!" Nikki Bella moans as she rocks rapidly on her knees while on the chair, feeling Swagger deeply slamming his cock into her tight pussy. "Ahhh... ohh shit... mmm fuck..." Jack Swagger groans as he keeps fucking Nikki as Brie Bella is stripping out of her clothes. Brie Bella tosses her single-piece, red skirt and top onto the floor and storms back onto the stage, before she forces Jack Swagger to pull out of Nikki, and proceeds to push Nikki out of the chair, causing her to fall down onto the stage. "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience cheers as they watch Nikki almost land on her face after Brie pushes her off the chair. "Hey Brie..." Jack says as he turns his attention to Brie just before she angrily pushes him to sit down on the chair. Brie Bella narrows her eyes and glares at Jack Swagger before she places her hands onto his strong shoulders and straddles his waist, before she lowers herself down onto his cock as he sits in the chair. "Mmmmmm...." Brie moans as she begins to rock back and forth on his cock. "Ahhh shit..." Jack Swagger moans as Brie rocks back and forth on his large cock. Jack places his hands on Brie's tits and gropes them as she rides his impressive shaft. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...." Brie Bella moans as she rocks back and forth on his cock, grinding her tight pussy on his shaft as she feels him start to thrust up into her pussy. "Ahhh ohhh yeah... mmm fuck..." Jack moans as he leans back on the chair in order the more easily thrust his large cock up into Brie's cunt. "Ohhhhhhhh....ohhhhh yeah...." Brie moans as she places her hands onto his muscular chest as she bounces up and down on his thrusting cock. "Ride that dick! Ride that dick!" The audience chants as Brie bounces straight up and down on Jack Swagger's cock and her round ass cheeks smack down on Jack's powerful legs. "Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhhhh..." Brie Bella moans as she drops rapidly on Swagger's cock as he deeply pumps his shaft up into her pussy, causing the chair to rock slightly. "Ohhh fuck yeah Brie... mmmm..." Jack Swagger moans as he swiftly thrusts his cock up into Brie's cunt as she keeps bouncing on his dick. Nikki Bella stands up from the floor and slides her hands through her gorgeous hair to compose herself before she approaches Jack Swagger and her sister Brie. Nikki places her hands on Brie and roughly shoves her off of Jack's cock, causing Brie to fall down onto the stage floor. "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience chants as Brie lands on the stage floor. Before Nikki can jump onto Jack's lap, Jack stands up, grabs her by the hips and lifts her up so that he can impale her pussy with his large cock. "Ohhhhhhhh!" Nikki moans and slyly looks out at the audience while she hooks her gorgeously smooth legs around Swagger's waist and begins to rapidly bounce up and down on his cock as he drills his cock upward into her pussy. "Mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Jack grunts as he holds onto Nikki's hips as he drives his cock into Nikki's hot tight snatch as she bounces on it. Nikki Bella hooks her arms around the back of Swagger's neck as she rapidly bounces up and down on his cock as he deeply pumps his shaft into her. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." "Fuck that slut! Fuck that slut!" The audience chants as they watch Nikki bounce on Jack's pistoning cock while no one notices Brie Bella is getting up from the stage floor. Brie Bella crawls up behind Jack Swagger as he stands, bouncing Nikki Bella on his cock, before Brie pushes all of her weight into the back of his legs. "Whoa shit!" Jack yells as he falls backward over Brie and down to the stage floor with Nikki on top of him. Nikki Bella turns her head and glances over her shoulder just as Brie comes at her twin sister, knocking her off of Swagger's cock. Brie smirks at Nikki before she climbs onto Jack Swagger, lowering herself down onto his rock hard cock. "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience chants as Brie Bella begins to rock back and forth on Jack Swagger's cock as he recovers from Brie tripping him. Brie places her hands down onto Swagger's muscular chest as she starts to rock back and forth on his cock, grinding her wet pussy down on his shaft. "Ohhhhh...ohhh yeah..." Brie moans as Nikki Bella begins to recover. "Ahhhh fuck... mmmm..." Jack Swagger moans as he starts to thrusts his cock upward into Brie's pussy as she rocks sharply on his shaft. Nikki moves over to where Jack Swagger is laying on the floor with Brie Bella bouncing on his cock before she mounts herself onto his face, rubbing her pussy down against his mouth. "Mmmm..." Jack moans as he starts to lap his tongue against Nikki's pussy as she rubs it on his face while Brie rides his upward thrusting cock. Brie and Nikki make eye contact almost instantly as the two identical twin sisters face each other, while each are rocking on Jack Swagger. Brie rocking on his cock as he thrusts up into her pussy and Nikki, rocking on his face as she grinds her pussy against his flicking tongue. "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience chants as the two hot twins rock on top of Jack Swagger, with Brie riding Jack's cock and Nikki riding Jack's face. Nikki reaches forward and grabs hold of Brie's hair, roughly yanking on her sister's hair as she rocks on Jack Swagger's face. "Oh you bitch!" Brie says as she grabs hold of Nikki's hair and begins to pull as well, as she rocks of Swagger's cock inside of her wet pussy. "Mmmmm ahhh mmm!" Jack Swagger moans as he laps his tongue against Nikki's twat while he sharply pushes his cock up into Brie's pussy as the two twins pull each other's hair. Nikki and Brie starts to rock sharply on Jack Swagger as the two sisters pull on the other's hair. Jerry Springer shakes his head and throws his hands up "This is insane!" "Mmmmmm! Mmmm!" Jack moans as he darts his tongue into Nikki's twat while his large cock starts to throb inside of Brie's pussy as the twins have a catfight while on top of him. Nikki grits her teeth as she manages to shove Brie Bella off of Jack Swagger's cock and rolls off of Swagger as well as the twin sisters begin to roll on the stage floor, pulling the other's hair. "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience chants as Nikki and Brie roll back and forth on the on the floor as Jack Swagger stands up. The handsome, sweat coated All-American American starts to stroke his cock as he watches the twins pull each other's hair. Brie Bella manages to roll on top of Nikki and pulls on her hair before slapping Nikki in the face. Nikki tries to kick Brie off, while Jack watches on. "Damn... you two are hot..." Jack Swagger says as he strokes his cock while he moves closer to get a better look of the catfight the Bella Twins are having. Brie and Nikki manages to push apart from each other and glance up at Jack Swagger as he strokes his throbbing cock. Nikki and Brie both hungrily tilt their heads upward toward his cock. "Ahhh damn... mmmm..." Jack moans as he begins to cum, and he tries to shoot his large warm load over both of the twins' faces. "Mmmmmmmm.....ohhhhhh...." Brie and Nikki both moan as they open their mouths, managing to catch Swagger's cum in either of their mouths. Jerry Springer shakes his head and he continues to watch in utter disbelief. "This is unbelievable..." "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience chants as Jack Swagger strokes his cock until he shoots every drop of his cum into both Brie and Nikki's mouths. "Ok...ok...alright...." Jerry Springer says as he glances down at his note card. "I understand we now have some comments from the audience..." Jerry Springer says as Brie and Nikki take their respective seats on the stage, leaving the middle chair open for Jack Swagger. As Jack Swagger sits in the middle chair, Jerry walks over to one audience member who is Michael Cole. Jerry Springer steps up next to Michael Cole and professionally shakes Michael Cole's hand "And you apparently have a comment to make?" Jerry asks. "Yes I do Jerry..." Michael nods his head, "I want to know when Nikki is going to give me change from last night when I picked her up! You owe me five-dollars you cock sucking hussy!" Michael says. Jerry Springer raises an eyebrow "Whoa...apparently something happened, do you care to explain?" "Yeah I picked her up last night at the airport and she offered to give me head for fifteen dollars... I gave her a twenty and she didn't give me my change!" Michael says. "Where's my change! Where's my change!" The rest of the audience starts to chant to try and mock Nikki Bella. Nikki Bella rolls her eyes and raises her hands up in defense "I took the extra five dollars....because I had a heck of time sucking that limp dick of yours!" Nikki fires back. "Wow!" Jerry Springer replies. "AHHH AHHHH AHH!" Hornswoggle, who's sitting near Michael Cole reaches over to tug on Jerry's suit jacket to get his attention. Jerry Springer turns around and looks vacantly around the studio before lowering his head to glance down at Hornswoggle. "Oh you have something to say?" Hornswoggle nods his head as he climbs onto his seat. He then points at Nikki, Jack and Brie, "Ahh-ahh-rehhh-ahh-reah acting friendly ahh-rehh-ahh- ahhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as Jerry Springer figures out Hornswoggle is pointing at how civil Brie, Nikki and Jack are after fucking on the stage. Jerry Springer nods his head and glances down at Hornswoggle, as if he completely understood him. "You know, my little friend, that is a very good point!" Jerry Springer says before moving on to another audience member. "Wait you understood that?!" Jack Swagger asks from the stage. Jerry Springer nods his head "Yes...he thinks you're a jackass!" Jerry Springer replies before he steps up to the beautiful Eve Torres and Chris Masters. "Hey Jerry..." Chris Masters says as he shakes Jerry's hand before Jerry shakes Eve's hand. "Jerry... me and my boyfriend want to know what in the world those two see in that guy who doesn't even have a good tan..." Eve Torres says. "Hey screw you lady! I know I look good!" Jack Swagger says. "But can you do this?" Eve asks before Chris Masters takes off his shirt and starts to flex his large pecs. Jerry Springer's eyes widen as he looks at the tanned and muscular chest of Chris Masters as his large pecs begin to arithmetically move. "That...that's disgusting....you need to put on a bra!" Eve sees the somewhat hurt look on Chris's face, "Don't worry babe I love it when you do that..." Eve says with a smile. Jack notices that both Brie and Nikki are looking at the muscular Chris Masters, "What are you two looking at?" Chris asks. Jerry Springer shakes his head. "This is ridiculous! Moving on!" "Oh Maury! Maury!" Santino Marella says as he's standing at the end of the row that Jerry is walking down. "Oh...son of a bitch..." Jerry Springer groans as he walks down to where Santino Marella and rolls his eyes "What possibly could you have to say? And my name is Jerry...Jerry Springer!" "Oh right..." Santino says, "Maury... she..." Santino points at Nikki before he pauses and then points at Brie, "Or was it she... I don't know... one of them said that the other was a man... but I see no pene... " Santino says. "Once again....it's Jerry...and it's quite obvious to me that Brie's a man!" Jerry Springer says before he starts to walk away from Santino. "And...moving on..." As Jerry Springer shakes his head he looks up and sees in the next row Ron Simmons raising his hand in order to make a comment. "Yes....sir you have a comment?" Jerry Springer asks as he approaches Ron Simmons. Once, Jerry Springer reaches Ron Simmons, he directs the microphone toward him. Ron nods his head and then motions towards the stage where Jack, Brie and Nikki are sitting. He takes a deep breath before simply saying in a loud voice, "DAMN!" Jerry Springer nods his head "My thoughts exactly!" Jerry Springer says before he steps away from Ron Simmons and begins to walk toward the stage. "I want to thank my guests for being here today...this was certainly an interesting show...no this was a complete mess!" Jerry Springer shakes his head "I'm Jerry Springer and I'm out of here!" -END-