READ THIS FIRST!!! We, Kristi and Dice, want you to know that this is fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But regardless this is, this is FICTION! Now... Kristi and Dice present: Extreme Introductions by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) In the middle of the ring, during the 'Holiday Hell '95' winter tour, on December 29, 1995, ECW's announcer, Joey Styles is looking at the rabidly excited fans as they chant 'ECW' over and over again. Joey raises the microphone up to his mouth before saying, "Hello everyone and welcome to ECW's New York City debut!" Joey pauses for a moment, "I'm Joey Styles, in the Lost Battalion Hall in Queens, New York, and New York City is ready to take it to the extreme!" Joey smirks a bit as the crowd continues to the chant ECW. The smirk on Joey's face fades as Stevie Richards and The Blue Meanie come running down the entranceway to enter the ring and the crowd instantly starts to boo. Stevie, wearing a daisy duke shorts, a David Lee Roth t-shirt that has the sleeves cut off as well as the bottom portion to reveal his rather impressive abs, and a flannel shirt that is tied around his waist, looks at the crowd and taunts them as The Blue Meanie struggles slightly to enter the ring. Both Stevie and Meanie start to taunt Joey who looks at them with extreme annoyance. Joey sighs and turns to look away from them as he begins to speak into the microphone, "For those of you who may not know, this is Swingin' Stevie Richards ...." "Hey ..." Stevie says as he pats Joey's arm to get his attention. "And the Blue Meanie ... and you just couldn't resist hogging it?!" Joey snaps at Stevie, "You just couldn't resist crashing the spotlight could ya?" Joey yells as Stevie and Meanie laugh and smirk. "New York City, big New York debut, and you gotta spoil it!" Joey yells while the crowd starts to chant 'You fat fuck' in the direction of the Blue Meanie. Stevie smirks a bit as he starts to speak, "Jo-Jo, quite the contrary, Dancin' Stevie Richards, the original king of swing, and my boy, my lackey, the Blue Meanie, are not here to steal the spotlight off of anybody. As a matter of fact, everyone here in this town, all the executives from the FOX TV network ..." Stevie then pauses when he realizes the Blue Meanie steps between him and the camera that is filming them. "Get out of my way Meanie, I want TV time ..." Stevie says as he pushes Meanie out of the way before resuming what he was original saying, "All the executives from the prime cable networks from all around the country, and every executive from pay-per- view along with every fan in this arena are here to see the biggest celebrity of all. They aren't here to see no rock star, they aren't here to see no TV star, they are here to see Dancin' Stevie Richards, the original king of swing." "Oh brother ..." Joey rolls his eyes as Stevie smirks while the Meanie occupies himself by taunting the fans. "Now ..." Stevie starts to say as the ECW fans begin to chant 'shut the fuck up' in his direction. "And Jo-Jo, there's no more appropriate name for this town. I mean, have you ever seen a bigger bunch of Queens in your life?" Stevie then begins to walk to the south side of the ring, "I mean c'mon, c'mon ..." Stevie says while Joey reluctantly follows him. Stevie then points to someone in the front row, "I'm mean, obviously sir, you are a cross dresser right? "Now come on ..." A shocked Joey Styles starts to say as Stevie walks over to the east side of the ring. "And you ... you ... if you're not a transsexual or a transvestite, then I don't know what is!" Stevie laughs and smirks as Joey's eyes go wide. "Are you crazy?!" Joey yells as the crowd starts to chant 'what about her', which gets Stevie, Meanie and Joey's attention as they look over the north- east corner turnbuckles to see smoking hot blond haired woman, wearing a black skirt, black coat which is covering a black bra like top. Joey's eyes go wide again as he instantly recognizes the woman the ECW crowd has pointed out, "That's ... that's ..." Joey stammers a bit as Stevie raises an eyebrow and climbs to the middle ring rope to get a better look at the woman. 'That's MISSY HYATT!" "C'mon!" Stevie yells as he jumps through them middle and top ring ropes to get to the arena floor. "You bet! I' m right behind you!" Joey says as he climbs through the ring ropes, "We got Missy Hyatt in the building!" Joey says while Stevie reaches the mental guard rails and waves for Missy to leave her seat to come over to him and Joey. "Missy ... Missy, don't mind Stevie, I would like to say hi to you ..." Joey starts to say, which brings a slightly mischievous smile to Missy's face. "Missy, thank you so much, it's great to see you ..." "Give me that mic!" Stevie Richards says as he grabs the microphone from Joey Styles, "Hey baby, I know who you are and I know for a fact that you can tell all these people in Queens, New York just who I am." The legendary, self-proclaimed first lady of professional wrestling, raises an eyebrow and looks at Stevie with a 'are you kidding me' look on her face. "Ehhh not for nothing, but you look like a clueless putz to me ..." Missy smirks. "You ... you mean you don't remember all those letters I used to write you when you were in WCW?" Stevie asks with a disappointed tone. "Nope ..." Missy replies with a smirk as she glances down at the flannel shirt that's tied around Stevie's waist, which effectively covers Stevie's daisy duke shorts covered crotch. "Aww c'mon, aww sure, you remember Dancin' Stevie Richards, c'mon!" Stevie says. "Nope," Missy replies again with a smirk. "No? Ok, tell you what, how about you and me after the show, why don't we go the back of Raven's limo and you can see how my sundial points up to noon?" Stevie asks. Missy Hyatt looks at Stevie with a raised eyebrow before she starts to laugh in his face. "I don't think so ..." Missy replies. Stevie bites his tongue as he then gets an idea, "Hey, hey, I'll get you a date with Raven ..." "What?" Missy asks as her mood changes. "I'll get you a date with Raven ..." Stevie repeats as he smirks slightly. "Raven?" Missy smirks as he starts to undo her jacket, which reveals that her black top is extremely tight fitting and shows off her large, eye attracting, cleavage as well as her flat toned stomach. "Yeah ..." Stevie nods his head as Missy takes off her jacket and drops it on her seat. Missy then grabs Stevie's head, pulls it forward and shoves her tongue into his mouth to kiss him. "MMMM!" Stevie moans with surprise into Missy's mouth as she runs her fingers through his long hair. "Mmmmm!" Missy moans into Stevie's mouth before she breaks the kiss and wipes her lips with her right index finger, "You give that to Raven ..." Missy grins before she turns to pick up her jacket. Stevie Richards jumps up and down excitedly before adjusting the flannel shirt that's tied around his waist to hide his bulging crotch as the crowd chants 'Stevie's got a woody'. Joey then looks at Missy then over at Stevie Richards as he leaves with the Blue Meanie. "Well apparently, Stevie Richards gets a kiss because he can get Missy a date with Raven..." Joey pauses, "Oh my god ..." Stevie then looks at Missy, "I know Raven too..." Joey starts before thinking better of it and he turns to walk to the back. * * * Later in the night, after the fans have left the Lost Battalion Hall, Stevie Richards wearing jeans, a black t-shirt and a tattered flannel shirt tied around his waist by it's sleeves when he sees Missy Hyatt coming through the open doors that lead from the main area of the building to the backstage area, "Thought you wouldn't show ..." Steve says eagerly as he rubs his hands together. The self-proclaimed First Lady of Wrestling, Missy Hyatt, seductively bites down on her bottom lip as she places her hands onto smoothly curved, perfectly juicy hips while she stands in the hallway dressed in a short black skirt, a revealing black bra-like top and a black jacket over her upper body. "Are you kidding...any time I can possibly fuck a hot stud like Raven, I'm there and ready!" Missy replies as she licks her lips and glances around the vacant hallway "So where's he at?" Stevie smirks, "The boss has already gone to the hotel because of what happened in his match..." Stevie says, "But he said if you really want to meet him you should show me how bad you want it..." Missy Hyatt seductively narrows her eyes as she looks Stevie Richards up and down. "Like what? Blow you in the hallway?" Missy asks with a mischievous smirk. Stevie Richards smirks before he licks his lips, "Yeah that will do..." Stevie grins as pulls on the right sleeve of his flannel shirt to loosen it from his waist. Missy Hyatt presses her lips together and nods her head "I'm cool with that..." Missy says as she starts to step towards an eager Stevie Richards. Stevie drops his flannel shirt on the floor and undoes his jeans as quickly as possible. He then lowers his jeans far enough to free his surprisingly large, thick and hardening cock. Missy seductively narrows her eyes as she kneels down in front of Stevie Richards, places her hands onto his toned waist before she leans her head to his cock and mischievously flicks her wet tongue against the head of his cock. "Oh yeah... this is gonna be great!" Stevie says as he slides a hand through his long brown hair as Missy slides her hands on his waist while she flicks her tongue against the head of his cock. Missy closes her eyes and slyly flicks her tongue against the head of Stevie's cock, coating saliva covered tongue against his piss-slit. Missy moves her hands to the base of his cock and guides his long and hard cock into her wet, skilled mouth. "Ohhhh ohhh yeah!" Stevie licks his lips as he watches Missy take his stiff cock further into her mouth before she presses her lips down on his shaft. "Mmmmmm..." Missy seductively moans as she firmly wraps her moist, skilled lips around Stevie's shaft and starts to smoothly bob her head, gradually sucking his cock and taking his shaft deeper into her hot and wet mouth. "Ohhh yeah... ohhhh yeah... Meanie so owes me five bucks!" Stevie laughs as he puts a hand on Missy's blond haired head as she steadily takes his cock deep into her mouth as she sucks it. "Mmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Missy moans as she skillfully turns her head on Stevie's cock, grinding her soft and pouty lips on his shaft while she lowers her head impressively further down on his cock. "Awww... ohhh fuck.... awwww yeah... Kimona doesn't suck like you do!" Stevie moans as he tilts his head back as Missy flicks her tongue against the bottom side of his cock. Missy lifts her mischievous, yet playful eyes to look up at Stevie Richards as she starts to bob her head at a quicker pace, taking his cock deeply in and out of her wet, warm mouth. "Ohhh yeah... suck it... suck it... ohh yeah!" Stevie moans as he puts his other hand on Missy's head as she rapidly bobs her head on his thick shaft. Missy slaps her wet tongue against the bottom side of Stevie's shaft as she eagerly and steadily bobs her head, orally worshiping his cock with her skilled and hot mouth. "Ohhh yeah... ahhh fuck yeah... mmmm shit!" Stevie moans as his cock starts to throb inside of Missy Hyatt's highly skilled mouth as she sucks and slurps on his shaft. Missy Hyatt slowly lifts her head from Stevie's cock and seductively smirks up at him. "Nobody gives head like Missy Hyatt..." Missy says confidently with a wink before she slowly slides her tongue against the pulsating cock of Stevie Richards. "Awww fuck!" Stevie moans as he starts to cum as Missy slides her tongue against his throbbing prick. "Mmmm...ohhhhh..." Missy softly and lustfully moans as Stevie's cum lands perfectly onto her mischievous, skilled tongue. Missy greedily swallows his load before she licks her lips clean and smirks up at Stevie. "So...when do I get to fuck Raven?" Missy pauses and then laughs "I mean...meet Raven?" Stevie smirks, "As soon as we get to the Motel 6 on the interstate..." Stevie grins. * * * At a rundown Motel 6 outside of Queens, New York, Raven is laying on the worn-out bed, wearing a sleeveless black shirt and his leather jacket as Missy Hyatt is eagerly bobbing her head on his incredibly large and thick cock. "Mmmm Stevie's out done himself..." Raven mutters as he watches Missy's head rise and fall on his shaft. Missy Hyatt lifts her seductive, sly eyes and looks up at Raven as her blonde haired head lifts and lowers on his long, thick shaft. "Mmmm...ohhhh..." Missy moans as she sways her nude, juicy ass back and forth while sucking on Raven's cock. "Ahhhh...." Raven groans slightly as Missy sticks her ass into the air whenever she lowers her head on his big, hard dick. The grungy tormentor of Tommy Dreamer sits up and let's his long unkempt hair hang over his face as Missy slobbers all over his shaft. Missy turns her head on Raven's cock, grinding her soft and moist lips on his cock before she lowers her head further down on Raven's cock as her wet saliva drips down his cock. "Ahhhh... mmmm that's enough..." Raven grunts as he grabs a handful of Missy's hair and jerks her head up from his cock. Keeping his grip on Missy's hair, Raven gets onto his knees before he starts to the turn her around to face away from him. Missy Hyatt grits her teeth and narrows her eyes seductively. "Ohhh yeah... fuck me! Fuck me hard!" Missy pleads as she turns around placing her hand and knees onto the bed. Raven smacks Missy's ass after letting go of her hair before he guides his saliva dripping cock into her tight wet cunt. With his cock barely a third of the way into her, Raven grabs Missy's waist and jerks her back towards himself so that his entire cock deeply penetrates her pussy. "Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh fuck!" Missy moans as she rocks forward roughly on her knees after Raven slams his cock into her pussy. Missy hangs her head down as she rocks back on her knees to push back against his cock. "Mmmm..." Raven grunts as he keeps a firm hold on Missy's waist as he starts to roughly thrust his cock in and out of her pussy. The bottom of Raven's leather jacket grazes against Missy's ass whenever she rocks back to match his thrusts. "Ohhhhh! Yeah...fuck that pussy! Fuck it!" Missy Hyatt moans as she eagerly pushes herself back against Raven's cock, smacking her juicy and tanned ass against his waist. "Fucking slut..." Raven grunts as he increases the pace and force of his thrusts as he deeply slams every inch of his cock repeatedly into Missy's twat as she eagerly pushes back against him. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah!" Missy moans as she tosses her curly blonde hair back as she feels Raven's cock roughly slamming into her wet and warm pussy. Raven licks his upper lip before he pulls his massive cock out of Missy's pussy and he lays back down on the bed, "Ride..." Raven simply says as he heads the faint sound of a headboard hitting the wall of the next room. Missy licks her pouty and lustful lips as she eagerly straddles Raven's cock, roughly pushing her body down on his cock. "Ohhhhh fuck yeah! I love that big cock!" "Mmmm..." Raven groans as Missy starts to rock back and forth on his cock before she completely sinks down on his cock. Missy tilts her head back and places her hands down on Raven's t-shirt covered chest as she smoothly rocks back and forth on his cock, grinding her wet and warm pussy on his shaft. Raven raises his arms and grabs hold of Missy's famous, large, juicy tits as she grinds herself on his large cock. "Ohhhh! Yeah you like me riding that dick!? Ohhhhh fuck!" Missy moans as she quickly rocks forward on his cock, moving her tanned and incredibly hot body on his cock. "Ahhh.... mmmm.... shit..." Raven moans as doesn't answer Missy as she starts to bounce up and down on his large, thick shaft. Raven squeezes Missy's tits with his hands as she wildly rides him. Missy grits her teeth as she sharply bounces up and down on Raven's rock hard cock, causing her large tits to bounce as she rides his massive cock. "Ohhhh...you like that pussy don't you?" "I've had better..." Raven smirks slightly as he grabs Missy's arms and turns over suddenly so that he's on top of her. Raven pulls his cock out of Missy's wet pussy and makes her raise her ass off the bed so that he can push his huge cock into her asshole. "Ohhhhhh yeah...fuck my ass!" Missy groans as she arches her tanned body while Raven starts to slam his massive cock into her ass. Raven firmly pumps his cock deeper into Missy's asshole as she raises her right leg up to drape it over his right shoulder which allows him to get his cock further into her ass. Missy closes her eyes as she rocks on the bed, pushing her ass against his cock. "Ohhhhh! Mmmmm fuck me!" "Ahhhh.... mmm.... aww..." Raven smirks as he watches Missy cup her large tits with her hands as he slams every inch of his cock into her ass. "Ohhhhh! Ram that big dick in my ass!" Missy moans as she pushes her body against his cock, while he swiftly drills into her. Raven brings his left hand to Missy's wet cunt and shoves three fingers into her pussy while he pumps his shaft sharply into her asshole. Raven again smirks as Missy grabs his left wrist and makes him finger fuck her pussy at the pace she wants. "Ohhhhhh! Mmmm yeah! I'm so fucking horny for you Raven...fuck my ass!" Missy moans as she grinds her pussy against his fingers while he deeply fucks her juicy, ripe ass. "Dirty whore..." Raven licks his lips as Missy pushes and pulls on his wrist to get his fingers deeper into her twat as he drills her asshole relentlessly. As Missy raises her left leg onto his left shoulder, Raven feels Missy's pussy starting to squeeze down on his cock as her pussy becomes wetter with each passing second. "Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah!" Missy moans as she presses her legs against Raven's neck as he roughly and deeply plows his cock into her tight asshole. Raven jerks his fingers out of Missy's pussy as his cock begins to throb as he slam-fucks her ass. Raven then pulls his cock out of Missy's ass and forces her to remove her legs from his leather jacket covered shoulders. Missy presses her mischievous lips together and slyly smirks. "You what me to take that cum baby?" "That's what you're good for ain't it?" Raven says with a smirk as his long, sweat dampened hair hangs over his face. Raven pushes his hair back as Missy turns on the bed to position her head just underneath his the head of his throbbing cock before she reaches up to stroke his shaft with her right hand. Missy licks her lips as she looks up at Raven and strokes his cock as her eyes look with the pulsating head of his cock. "Ahhhh..." Raven groans as Missy pulls on his cock to get it to aim down towards her mouth. Raven tilts his head back as he starts to cum and Missy opens her mouth just in time to allow his jizz to shoot directly into her cum hungry mouth. "Mmmmm...ohhhh...yeah...mmmm" Missy moans as his cum sprays down into her eagerly awaiting mouth. "Ahhhh.... shit..." Raven groans as his cock throbs until he's finished cumming. He looks down and sees that Missy's mouth is completely filled with his thick spunk. Missy slyly winks at Raven before she closes her mouth to swallow his thick load of cum. Raven slides a hand through his hair, which causes it to fall back down over his face, "Now get out..." Missy smirks and shrugs her shoulders "Sure...I'm sure I can find another guy to fuck tonight." * * * Later on, at an after hours bar, Missy Hyatt is checking out the less than appealing guys in the bar. As she looks towards the right side of the bar, the reigning ECW Champion, The Sandman, approaches her from behind. "Hey baby... you spit... or swallow?" The Sandman asks as a lit cigarette hangs from his lips. Missy Hyatt slyly smirks as she looks at The Sandman "Want to find out?" -END-