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Kristi and Dice present: Fantasy Becomes Reality by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) At Atlanta, Georgia's World Congress Center on April 1, 2011 Rob Dyrdek, the skateboarding Superstar and host of MTV's Fantasy Factory is sitting on a couch in his dressing room following his first ever tag team match where he teamed with WWE Hall of Famer Rowdy Roddy Piper to face Zack Ryder and Tyson Kidd. Rob is wearing jeans and a white t-shirt similar to that of WWE Hall Of Famer Roddy Piper's 'Hot Rod' t-shirt that says 'Kid Lightning'. "Man that was crazy... what a rush..." Rob laughs as he slides both of his hand through his hair, "Won't see Tony Hawk doing something like this..." Rob says to himself when there is a knock on the door. "Yeah?" Rob calls out. Moments later the dressing room door opens and WWE Diva Kaitlyn enters with a smirk on her face. Kaitlyn, dressed in a pair of nicely tight hip-hugger jeans shorts and a black top that shows of her gorgeous cleavage, places her hands onto her hips as she cutely looks at Rob Dyrdek, while standing in the doorway. "You're that skateboarder hunk, aren't you?" "Yeah... wait... did you say hunk or punk?" Rob says as he doesn't think he heard Kaitlyn correctly. Kaitlyn raises an eyebrow and presses her luscious, pouty lips together. "Hunk, duh! You know, like a stud..." "Oh..." Rob laughs, "Well yeah that's me... what's up?" Rob asks Kaitlyn laughs and steps into the locker room belonging to the invited guest for WWE Axxess weekend. "Well...I happened to see your match in their with Roddy Piper and it was frickin' awesome!" Kaitlyn says with a nod of her head. "Yeah.... that had to be one of the craziest things I've done..." Rob Dyrdek smiles. Kaitlyn's sweet, but somewhat mischievous, eyes widen with excitement. "You like doing crazy things!? Me too!" Kaitlyn says with a laugh. "How weird is that!" Rob smiles, "Not to crazy... every one likes to have a thrill..." Kaitlyn nods her head. "Oh yeah! I love having a thrill..." Kaitlyn says with a nod of her head. "So, what else are you going to do around here? Kick back and just chill?" "Yeah that was the plan.... maybe go look around Axxess later..." Rob says "Chill and relax?" Kaitlyn makes a face and shakes her head. "That's boring as fuck! I thought you were like a total thrill seeker..." "Okay... what would you do?" Rob asks with a smirk. "Well...I think it's pretty oblivious..." Kaitlyn begins to reply. "Not really obvious to me... I just got my head punched in by two big guys..." Rob laughs. "Well...we fuck...duh! You know like get all wild and extreme like when you're doing that skateboard gig..." "So why are you way over there..." Rob asks with a grin Kaitlyn raises an eyebrow and smirks. "You're actually cool with that?" "When a hot blond with a big rack says she wants to fuck... I'm way cool with it..." Rob Dyrdek answers. Kaitlyn presses her lips together and nods her head. "Then why don't you quit wasting my time and drop your pants?" Kaitlyn suggests with a lick of her lips. Rob smirks as he stands up and undoes his jeans to push them from his waist, freeing his nicely sized and thick cock. Kaitlyn nods her head and presses her lips together, impressed with the size of Rob Dyrdek's cock. "Sweet...not bad, hunk..." Kaitlyn says before she glances around the locker room. "Where's that skateboard at?" "Right by the couch..." Rob says just as Kaitlyn sees it leans against the right armrest of the couch. Kaitlyn bites down on her bottom lip and playfully glances at Rob. "Sweet..." Kaitlyn says before she walks over to the couch and picks up the skateboard that was against the armrest and starts to approach him. "What are you going to do with it?" Rob asks with a smirk Kaitlyn mischievously smirks at Rob. "You'll see..." Kaitlyn says before she sets the skateboard down in front of where the famed skateboarder is standing and she proceeds to kneel on top of the skateboard and positions herself directly in front of Rob Dyrdek. "Ah...." Rob smirks as he looks at Kaitlyn as she kneels on his skateboard as she proceeds to lift up her top to reveal her tits. Kaitlyn tosses her dirty blond hair back and licks her lips before she sits up slightly higher on her knees to stick her large, rounded, tanned and juicy tits up, making it easer for Rob to gaze down at them. "Now those are fucking huge..." Rob says as he looks at Kaitlyn's big juicy tits. Kaitlyn bows her head slightly with a smirk. "And thank you..." Kaitlyn says before she playfully looks up at Rob and places her left hand around his hardening shaft. "Mmmm I thank you...." Rob moans as Kaitlyn starts to stroke his cock Kaitlyn smirks up at Rob Dyrdek and laughs. "No...I thank you..." Kaitlyn says before she licks her lips and moves her hand up and down his long shaft. "How about you blow me instead?" Rob replies with a laugh as Kaitlyn continues to stroke his dick. Kaitlyn winks and nods her head. "Good idea..." Kaitlyn says before she lowers her head and playfully drags her wet tongue across the head of his cock. "Mmmmm..." Rob moans as Kaitlyn slides her tongue over the head of his cock. Kaitlyn lifts her beautiful and mischievous eyes to look up at Rob as she moves her wet tongue around the head of his cock. After teasing his cock for a few more moments, Kaitlyn parts her lips and lowers her head to take the skateboarding star's cock into her mouth. "Ahhhh..." Rob moans as Kaitlyn starts to bob her head back and forth on his cock. "Mmmmmmmm..." Kaitlyn softly moans around Rob Dyrdek's cock as she presses her lips gently around his shaft, smoothly bobbing her head back and forth. "Mmmm..." Rob Dyrdek licks his lips as takes off his t-shirt revealing his nicely toned upper body while Kaitlyn sucks his dick. Kaitlyn presses her lips slightly tighter around Rob's cock as she starts to bob her head at a quicker pace, with her pouty lips brushing back and forth on his shaft, while she remains kneeling on the skateboard. "Ahhhh... awww fuck..." Rob groans as Kaitlyn sucks and slurps on his cock at a brisk pace. Kaitlyn raises her hands and places them onto his toned waist as she starts to briskly bob her head, lowering her head down and taking him deeper into her playful, but mischievous mouth. "Awwww mmmmm..." Rob moans as Kaitlyn easily deep throats his entire cock "Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Kaitlyn moans as she briskly bobs her head back and forth on Rob's cock, with her wet tongue slapping against his shaft. "Ahhhhh awwww..." Rob Dyrdek moans as Kaitlyn sucks and slurps on his cock while slapping her tongue against its bottom side. Kaitlyn lowers her head impressively down on Rob's cock and turns her head with her pouty lips grinding against his rock hard shaft. "Mmmmm fuck..." Rob moans as Kaitlyn holds his entire cock within her warm and moist mouth. "Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Kaitlyn moans as she slobbers around Rob's cock as she bobs her head back and forth, with her lips swiftly moving along his shaft. "Ahhhh you know... for someone who came in here wanting to fuck... it's funny you still got your shorts on..." Rob moans Kaitlyn continues to eagerly suck his dick. Kaitlyn lifts her head off of Rob's cock with her lips cutely puckering around his shaft and lifting with a pop. "Why don't you take them off..." Kaitlyn cutely fires back. Rob smirks as Kaitlyn stands up from his skateboard. Rob uses his foot to push the skateboard to the side before he unbutton Kaitlyn's shorts and pushes them down from her hips. Kaitlyn places her hands onto the shoulders of Rob Dyrdek and cutely sways her juicy hips from side to side as he lowers her jean shorts down from her waist and hips and down her tanned legs. "Mmmmm..." Rob licks his lips as he checks out Kaitlyn's hot shaven pussy as the WWE Diva steps out of her shorts when they reach her feet. Kaitlyn licks her lips and raises an eyebrow as she looks at Rob Dyrdek. "Alright handsome...lets get extreme!" "I'm all for it..." Rob grins as Kaitlyn moves to kneel on the couch and Rob moves to stand behind her in order to guide his cock into her tight wet pussy. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah, my handsome hunk..." Kaitlyn groans and tilts her head back as she places her hands onto the headrest of the couch as she starts to rock forward on her knees when Rob thrusts into her pussy from behind. "Ahhhh..." Rob moans as he places his hands on Kaitlyn's ass cheeks as he thrusts his cock in and out of her pussy at a steady pace. "Ohhhhhhh...mmmm...ohhhhhhh" Kaitlyn moans and closes her eyes as she rocks back on her knees, starting to push back against his cock as he thrusts into her. "Awwww mmmmmm..." Rob licks his lips as Kaitlyn rocks back against him causing her ass to smack against his waist as he fucks her. "Ohhhhhhh yeah...mmmmm my fucking handsome hunk..." Kaitlyn groans as her juicy ass smacks back against his waist as he firmly thrusts into her. "Ohhhh shit... mmmm..." Rob Dyrdek groans as he rams his entire cock into Kaitlyn's cunt. "Ohhhhhh yeah...mmmmm" Kaitlyn moans as she feels his cock deeply thrusting into her wet snatch. Rob licks his lips as he keeps up a brisk pace as he continues to pound Kaitlyn's pussy. "Ohhhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhhh!" Kaitlyn moans and throws her head back as she grinds her juicy ass back against his waist. "Ohhh yeah..." Rob moans before he pulls his cock out of Kaitlyn's twat and moves to pick up his skateboard, "Got an idea... lay on my skateboard..." Rob says as he sets his skateboard on the ground close to the couch. Kaitlyn raises an eyebrow and smirks slyly. "Mmmmm...sounds hot!" Kaitlyn says before slides off of the couch and lays back on the skateboard. Rob moves to kneel between Kaitlyn's legs and grabs her hips before he pushes his cock back into her pussy. Rob then begins to thrust his cock in and out of Kaitlyn, causing skateboard underneath her to roll. "Ohhhhhhhhhh shit...mmmmmm..." Kaitlyn moans as she begins to slide and roll while on the skateboard with Rob Dyrdek firmly and quickly pumping into her wet pussy. "Ahhhhh..." Rob groans as he pumps his cock at a brisk pace into Kaitlyn's cunt. "Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm..." Kaitlyn moans before she starts to slightly roll away from Rob, before he pulls her back against his cock. "Ahhhh mmmmm awww..." Rob Dyrdek grunts as he pulls Kaitlyn against him, causing her thighs to smack loudly against his hips as he fucks her. "Ohhhhhhh....fuck handsome..." Kaitlyn moans and licks her lips as she grinds her pussy against his shaft as he swiftly pumps into her wet snatch. "Mmmmmm ahhhh..." Rob licks his lips as Kaitlyn rolls back and forth on his skateboard as he plows his cock into her cunt. "Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm yeah...ohhhhh!" Kaitlyn moans as she slightly arches her back on the skateboard as she feels his cock firmly plowing into her pussy, while she rolls away from him slightly before he pulls her back toward himself. "Mmmmmm awwww fuck..." Rob groans as he continues to deeply thrust his cock into Kaitlyn's wet twat. "Ohhhhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm shit!" Kaitlyn moans and grits her teeth as she begins to cum on Rob Dyrdek's cock. "Mmmmm shit....awwww..." Rob groans as his cock begins to throb as Kaitlyn's pussy tightens on his shaft as she cums on it. "Ohhhhhhh yeah...mmmmmm fuck handsome..." Kaitlyn moans as she places her hands down on the floor and starts to roll herself forward against his cock, forcing him deep into her snatch. "Ahhhh mmmmm...' Rob moans as his pumps his cock balls deep into Kaitlyn's pussy. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah....mmmmmm" Kaitlyn moans as she feels Rob Dyrdek's cock deeply and rapidly pumping into her pussy as she pushes back against his cock. "Awww... ahhhh... fuck me..." Rob Dyrdek groans as he pulls his throbbing dick out of Kaitlyn's pussy. As Rob stands up and starts to stroke his cock, Kaitlyn sits up on the skateboard and rolls back and forth. Kaitlyn licks her lips and seductively looks up at Rob Dyrdek as she rolls back and forth while on the skateboard. "Mmmmmmm aim for the target, my fucking handsome hunk..." Kaitlyn moans before she opens her mouth. "Mmmmm ahhhhh..." Rob moans as he starts to cum and he sprays his load in the direction of Kaitlyn's mouth, however with the NXT season 3 winner rolling back and forth on the skateboard, most of his load splatters on her face and tits. "Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." Kaitlyn moans as the cum coats her face and tits, dripping to her chin and down to her stomach as well. "Mmmmm fuck...." Rob moans as he continues to stroke his cock until he's finished cumming. Kaitlyn licks her lips and opens her beautiful eyes to look up at Rob with a smirk on her face. "You missed..." Kaitlyn says with a laugh. "No I didn't... I aimed for the target... which was everything I hit..." Rob smirks. Kaitlyn nods her head and winks at Rob "Nice comeback..." "So... Ms Thrill Seeker.... since you never told me you name... want to... take this elsewhere?" Rob asks. Kaitlyn licks her lips and nods her head. "Sure thing...and all you need to know about me is that I'm the hottest Diva you'll ever meet..." -END-