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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Flex With Lex
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

The World Championship Wrestling logo appears on the screen with the word 
'presents' below it and it stays there for thirty seconds before it's 
suddenly replaced with the words 'Flex With Lex' in bright yellow lettering. 
As Lex Luger's theme music begins to play, a series of clips is shown of Lex 
in action as he puts various WCW Superstars into his favorite move, "The 
Torture Rack'. Some of the Superstars include Randy Savage, Hollywood Hogan, 
The Giant, Ric Flair, Scott Hall, and even NBA star Dennis Rodman. The clips 
and music soon fade out an impressive gym is shown as Lex, wearing black 
work out shorts and a gray tank top, steps into view.

"Hi... I'm Lex Luger, they call me 'The Total Package'... why... because I'm 
six foot five... two seventy five with only four percent body fat..." Lex 
says a smile as he proceeds to flex his impressive arms. "And I want to 
welcome you to Flex With Lex, the first in a series of home videos released 
by WCW to help you at home learn how to get your body into perfect shape." 

Lex starts to walk through the gym as the camera moves in front of him to 
film him speak, "Now I know what you're thinking, you're thinking, 'Lex... 
don't all I have to do is just inject steroids, growth hormones and other 
chemical body enhancements' and the answer is no you don't. I'll admit I have 
used those substances myself, but long before I did I spent years training to 
become a finely tuned athlete to be able to compete in the Canadian Football 
League, the National Football League, the United States Football League, the 
National Wrestling Alliance, the World Wrestling Federation and of course, 
here at World Championship Wrestling. And let me tell you something, you can 
pump all the chemicals you want into your body, but if you don't know how to 
train, you're just wasting your time. You must first get yourself into shape 
first." 

Lex stops and leans against a weight machine as he folds his arms, "I believe 
that when trained properly that anyone can have a body as good as mine 
without any need of enhancement substances, and with these videos, I intend 
to prove that." Lex then unfolds his arms and claps his hands together once. 

"Now... it's time to start, this video here is all about burning calories. 
There are lots of ways to burn calories, such as step aerobics, swimming and 
running for example...even things as simple as dancing can help you burn 
calories..." Lex says as he once again starts to walk through the gym and he 
walks towards an area that has several blue mats laid out on the floor. "Here 
on Flex With Lex, we're going to show you another way to burn calories but 
first, I'm going introduce you to one of my assistants," Lex says as he 
stands in front of the blue mats as the camera is zoomed in on him. "I want 
you all to meet Gorgeous George, or as I like to call her, G.G...." Lex says 
as the camera zooms out to reveal a gorgeous blond haired woman standing next 
to him.

"Hey Lex..." Gorgeous George says as she places her hands onto her exposed, 
tanned and nicely curved waist while dressed in a tight pair of black gym 
shorts and a white sports bra that conceals her large and juicy tits.

Lex smiles as he looks at Gorgeous George, "Now G.G. before we start, you 
have personally tried out the 'Flex With Lex' program already, now can you 
say that it has helped you become the slim and trim, gorgeous beauty that you 
are right now?" Lex asks.

Gorgeous George smiles and presses her lips together as she looks at Lex 
Luger with a nod of her head before glancing directly at the camera filming 
the two of them. "Oh most definitely! I've tried many different health 
programs and nothing gets me sweating more and my blood pumping more than Lex 
Luger..." Gorgeous George replies with a smile before she pauses and rubs her 
lips together. "I mean the 'Flex With Lex' program..."

Lex smirks at Gorgeous George before he looks at the camera, "You can't beat 
honest testimonials..." Lex says, "Now to begin you must make sure you're 
stretched and loose..." Lex says as he steps behind George. "And we're going 
to demonstrate a great stretching exercise to do with a partner... first G.G. 
is going to spread her feet shoulder's width apart and bend forward slightly 
until her finger tips are touching the floor. As her partner, I will help her 
keep her balance by holding onto her waist..." Lex says as his crotch 
pressing against Gorgeous George as he places his hands on her slender waist.

Gorgeous George smiles as she starts to bend forward, causing her juicy, ripe 
ass to grind against the crotch of Lex Luger's shorts. "Lex knows all the 
proper stretching techniques..." Gorgeous George comments as she leans 
forward and presses the tips of her fingers against the floor of the weight 
room.

"Thank you G.G..." Lex says as he begins to lightly push George forward 
slightly before pulling her back, "Now this not only stretches out the body, 
but at the same time it relaxes muscles located in the upper leg and lower 
abdomen..." Lex says as he presses his crotch firmly against George's ass 
when he eases her back against himself.

Gorgeous George lightly bites down on her bottom lip as she rocks on her feet 
to push back against Lex Luger's crotch as she stretches out. "And it feels 
really good too!" She replies with a laugh.

"As great as this stretch is, we must continue..." Lex Luger says as he 
speaks to the camera and thrusts his crotch against Gorgeous George's ass 
before he stands her up. "Now as I was saying before, here on Flex With Lex, 
we're going to show you a great way to burn calories in a way everyone can 
enjoy... and that's pure, hardcore, full bodied activity..." Lex says just as 
Gorgeous George picks the right time to interrupt him.

"And there's no better way to that than fucking!" Gorgeous George cheerfully 
replies and glances back at Lex Luger. "And the best way to burn calories 
with sexual intercourse, is when your partner is physically fit and has the 
perfect intensity...like Lex!"

Lex Luger raises an eyebrow and looks at Gorgeous George, "Hey G.G. this is 
my fitness tape..." Lex says with a well-timed laugh as he places a hand on 
George's lower back, "But she is correct...sexual intercourse has been proven 
time and time again to be a great way to burn thousands of calories. On this 
tape we shall show you how to get the most out of a one on one encounter..." 
Lex says as he begins to remove his gray tank top, revealing his perfectly 
tanned and muscular body. Lex tosses the tank top away and flexes his pecs 
slightly as he takes a moment to show off his muscles.

Gorgeous George turns slightly to face Lex Luger, while still making eye 
contact with the camera. "Lex has the best body ever..." George explains as 
she places her hands onto his tanned and muscular chest, moving her fingers 
against his defined chest and abdomen.

Lex smiles, "Thank you G.G. but I'm sure those watching Flex With Lex would 
love to see more of you..." Lex says as he looks at the camera while he 
starts to lift up Gorgeous George's white sports bra. Gorgeous George teasing 
bites down on her bottom lip and looks at the camera as Lex Luger lifts her 
white sport bra, causing her to raise her arms up as he remove the top to 
expose her juicy and rounded tits.

Lex moves to stand behind George once again, "Now doesn't G.G. have without a 
doubt, the perfect body?" Lex asks the camera as he places his hands on her 
shoulders before sliding them down her toned arms. Gorgeous George licks her 
lips as she stares directly into the camera, seducing the viewing audience as 
Lex Luger smoothly slides his strong hands against her tanned, toned arms. 
Once Lex's hands reach George's wrists, he moves his hands to her waist and 
begins to lower her tight fitting black gym shorts from her waist. Gorgeous 
George smirks back at Lex Luger, glancing over her shoulder as Luger 
silently lowers her tight, short black gym shorts from her smooth and 
gorgeous waist, lowering them down her legs as well.

Lex slides Gorgeous George's shorts all the way down to her feet so that she 
can step out of them. Lex looks at the camera and smiles, "As you can see, 
G.G. has been using the Flex With Lex program for quite some time and you can 
see the results..." Lex says as George takes a moment to show off her now 
naked body for the camera. Gorgeous George sweetly smiles at the camera 
before she takes a moment to turn around to show off her stunning backside as 
well to the camera. With Gorgeous George facing Lex Luger and her back toward 
the camera, the stunning WCW Diva proceeds to lower herself down onto her 
knees, smirking up at the muscular specimen.

"Now what are you up to?" Lex asks as he looks down at George as she places 
her hands on his muscular calves before she starts to slide them up to his 
shorts.

Gorgeous George smiles and glances back at the camera filming her and Lex 
Luger. "Now Lex...don't tell me you forget the key rule to your Flex With Lex 
program...and that's a good, healthy warm-up!" Gorgeous George cheerfully 
replies as she moves her soft hands against his muscular legs and reaches the 
waist line of his shorts before starting to lower them from his muscular 
waist.

"That's absolutely right G.G. and I did forget... however it's a good thing 
this part of the program is your favorite part..." Lex replies with a slight 
chuckle as George lowers his shorts down his legs. Lex Luger's thick 
hardening cock is as impressive as the rest of his powerful body and his 
shaft is easily a solid fourteen inches in length.

Gorgeous George licks her lips and places her left hand around the shaft of 
his impressive thick and long cock before glancing over her shoulder to look 
at the camera while stroking Luger's massive cock. "And remember to make sure 
you get the blood pumping..."

"Mmmmm.... G.G. is a professional, and her technique should be watched 
closely," Lex says with a slightly moans as George moves her left hand back 
and forth along the length of his huge, thick shaft. Gorgeous George licks 
her lips once again and narrows her eyes lustfully as she watches the head of 
Lex Luger's cock begin to swell and hardened as she moves her left hand up 
and down his long and rigid shaft.

"As you can see... G.G. is making sure that I'm fully prepared..." Lex says 
as Gorgeous George wraps her right hand around the base of his impressive 
cock.

Gorgeous George quickly jerks both of her hands against his cock before she 
pauses and removes her hands, taking a moment to inspect his cock before 
giving an approving nod. "Alright...now it's time to begin the workout..." 
Gorgeous George replies as she places her right hand back against his shaft 
and guides his cock into her luscious mouth.

"Ahhhh.... mmm..." Lex Luger moans as Gorgeous George takes close to seven 
inches of his cock into her mouth before she presses her lips down on his 
meaty shaft.

"Mmmmmm..." George pleasurably moans as her soft lips perfectly trap Luger's 
cock within her wet and warm mouth. Gorgeous George begins to smoothly bob 
her head, sucking on his massive shaft with ease.

"Mmmm.... ahhh..." Lex licks his lips and he places his left hand on George's 
blond haired head as she perfectly bobs her head on his fourteen inch long 
cock.

"Mmmmmm....mmmmm..." Gorgeous George moans as she places her hands onto Lex 
Luger's impressively muscular and tanned waist as she sits up on her knees 
while bobbing her head soothingly on his cock.

"Ahhhh as you can see.... G.G.'s technique is to... not only give pleasure 
but to also exercise her neck... and... mmmm also put on a show... for anyone 
watching..." Lex Luger moans as George opens her mouth to take more of his 
massive cock past her lips. Gorgeous George presses her lips tighter around 
Lex Luger's cock as she starts to bob her blond haired head at a quicker 
pace, slapping her tongue softly against his shaft.

"Ahhhh.... aww..." Lex moans as he places his right hand on George's right 
shoulder while he slides his left hand's fingers through her blond hair as 
she works over his huge cock with her talented mouth.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Gorgeous George lustfully moans as she incredibly 
swallows his cock even further, using her lips to grind against his shaft 
soothingly.

"Ahhhhh awww..." Lex groans as Gorgeous George leans her body down a bit and 
tilts her head back so that his entire cock is able to go past her lips as 
she swallows every one of his cock's fourteen inches.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" George deeply groans as she holds Lex Luger's cock expertly in 
her mouth with her wet saliva dripping and splashing against his meaty shaft. 
Lex Luger grits his teeth as George holds his cock inside of her mouth for 
well over two minutes. Gorgeous George lifts her beautiful eyes and glances 
up at Lex Luger as she holds his cock completely within her mouth before she 
slowly lifts her head off of his shaft, leaving it dripping with her saliva.

Lex Luger licks his lips as Gorgeous George wipes some saliva from her mouth 
with the back of her right hand. "Now G.G. let's start with something 
simple...." Lex says as he starts to lower himself down to the mat that's on 
the ground as George lays back on it. Gorgeous George presses her moist and 
luscious lips together as she lays down on her back on the blue fitness mat, 
keeping her gorgeously tanned and smooth legs spread apart. Lex kneels 
between George's legs and he guides his saliva coated cock into her hot 
tight and perfectly shaven pussy.

"Ohhhhhh Lex!" George lustfully moans as she grits her teeth, feeling his 
massive cock filling her tight and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmm ahhh..." Lex groans as he eases his cock further into George's tight 
pussy. Lex puts his left hand on George's left leg and pushes it back towards 
her head as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh....ohhhh yeah Lex..." Gorgeous George softly moans as she starts to 
slide against the fitness mat as Lex Luger smoothly thrusts his cock into her 
pussy.

"Ahhhh.... mmmm..." Lex Luger licks his lips as he watches George slide on 
the fitness mat as he pumps his massive cock in and out of her pussy. With 
Lex holding her left leg in an angle, George is leaning slightly on her right 
side as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm Lex...really knows how to get your muscles all loose..." 
George lustfully moans as she glances at the camera while Luger pounds her 
sweet pussy.

"Ahhhhh.... aww... " Lex grunts a bit as he starts to increase the pace of 
his thrusts. Lex let' go of George's left leg, letting her lower it to the 
mat as he puts both of his hands on George's hips to pull her towards himself 
as he drives his cock deeper into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhh yeah..." Gorgeous George moans as she gently hooks her 
gorgeous legs around his muscular waist and starts to slide on the fitness 
mat toward Luger's thrusting shaft.

The muscular WCW Superstar smiles at the camera as he firmly and swiftly 
pumps his cock into George's pussy, "Ahhhh now.... as you see... by pulling 
G.G. towards myself, in addition to burning calories.... and fucking her 
hot... tight pussy....I'm also working out my arms..." Lex says.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh god Lex! Ohhhh!" Gorgeous George moans as she firmly smacks 
against his cock, slapping her thighs against his muscular waist while he 
drills her pussy. Lex soon moves his hands from George's waist as he starts 
to lean forward while he continues to fuck her. Lex soon places his hands 
just above George's shoulders on the fitness mat and straightens legs so that 
he's in the push-up position. Lex then slows down his thrusts in order to put 
his thrusts in sync with his push-ups.

Gorgeous George closes her eyes and licks her lips as she feels Lex Luger's 
cock ramming deeply down into her pussy before slowly pulling back out and 
then ramming deep down once again. "Ohhhhh Lex!"

"Mmmmm ahhh mmmm... " Lex moans as he performs perfect push-ups as he pumps 
his cock in and out of Gorgeous George's hot pussy. Every so often Lex would 
change how far he lowers himself on a push-up, by either lowering himself 
half way so that only half of his cock goes into George's cunt or by lowering 
himself completely so that his cock is buried inside of her snatch with his 
muscular body pressing down lightly against George's body. Gorgeous George 
arches her stunning body as she pushes up against Lex Luger's cock as his 
meaty and massive shaft once again lowers into her pussy at a swift and deep 
pace.

"Mmmmmm... ahhhh.... mmmm..." Lex lowers himself all the way down onto George 
and then turns over on the blue fitness mat so that the gorgeous blond haired 
WCW Diva is on top of him. Lex looks at the camera, "Ahh now this.. is one of 
G.G.'s favorite exercises...."

Gorgeous George smiles at the camera as she is mounted perfectly on top of 
Lex Luger's incredibly large cock. Gorgeous George nods her head. "That is 
indeed correct Lex...because with this excise, it focuses on the upper body 
workout and you will see with my demonstration!" George cheerfully replies 
before her stunning blond haired WCW Diva leans back and places her hands 
behind her on Luger's muscular legs as she starts to bounce up and down on 
his shaft, causing her arms to extend and retract.

"Ahhhhh mmmm and it's fun to watch..." Lex Luger adds with a smirk as he 
start to thrust his fourteen inch cock up into Gorgeous George's tight pussy 
as she bounces on his cock.

"Ohhhhh! Ohhhhhh Lex..." Gorgeous George moans as sweat begins to drip from 
her stunning and curved tanned body while she lifts and lowers herself on his 
cock, while extending and retracting her arms.

"Mmmmmm ahhh... " Lex moans as Gorgeous George times her bounces perfectly to 
keep a steady pace so that her arms extend when she rises up and retract when 
she comes down on Lex's shaft. Lex puts his hands on George's slender waist 
as he firmly pushes his cock up into her pussy each time she lowers herself 
on his dick.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh yeah Lex...mmmmm, nobody can work me like you!" Gorgeous 
George lustfully moans as she drops repeatedly on his cock.

"Ahhhhh awww.... mmmm..." Lex grunts as he drives his cock faster up into 
George's pussy as she sits up completely on his cock and moves her hands to 
his sweat covered, muscular chest.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh Lex!" Gorgeous George moans and throws her blond haired 
head back while smoothly grinding forward on his shaft, moving her hands 
gently against his muscular, sweat coated chest.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh.... ahhhh..." Lex Luger grits his teeth as he drives his cock 
sharply up into George's pussy as he raises he lower body completely off of 
the blue fitness mat.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yes! Ohhhh Lex!" Gorgeous George loudly moans as she 
bounces rapidly on Lex Luger's massive cock as he deeply thrusts upward into 
her tight, wet and warm pussy.

"Mmmmm... G.G.... I think... we have one more exercise... to show..." Lex 
grunts as he easily lifts the sweat coated WCW Diva off of his massive cock.

Gorgeous George sits perfectly on her knees on the blue fitness mat after 
being placed there by Lex Luger and she raises an eyebrow. "Really? What 
excise would that be Lex?"

"Your other favorite position..." Lex Luger smiles as sweat drips off of his 
muscular and tanned body. Lex gets up to his knees.

Gorgeous George laughs "How could I forget!?" The seductive and playful 
blonde haired WCW Diva replies.

Lex Luger laughs and looks at the camera, "Now what you're about to see 
should only be done under the right circumstances..." Lex says as Gorgeous 
George moves on the fitness mat to position herself on all fours in front of 
the Total Package.

Gorgeous George glances over her shoulder and seductively smirks at Lex Luger 
and the camera filming them. "That's right Lex...because if you're too weak 
and try this, you might seriously injure yourself..." George says as Lex uses 
his right hand to spread George's perfectly round ass cheeks apart and he 
gently guides his massive fourteen-inch cock into her tight asshole. 
"Ohhhhhhhhh!" Gorgeous George loudly moans as Lex Luger slowly pushes his 
massive cock into her tight asshole, causing her to slowly rock forward on 
her knees.

"Ahhhh.... mmmm..." Lex groans as he slowly thrusts his cock in and out of 
George's asshole as it stretches to accommodate the size of his huge cock.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmm...this really...ohhhh stretches out the muscles..." Gorgeous 
George groans as she slowly pushes back against Lex Luger's cock as she feels 
his shaft sliding deeper into her tight asshole.

"Awwwww.... mmmm.... ahhh you really have to be in great shape... to do 
this..." Lex grunts as he begins to increase the pace of his thrusts as he 
fucks the gorgeous WCW Diva's juicy ass.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Gorgeous George moans and starts to move back and 
forth on her knees as Lex Luger starts to pump his shaft deeply into her 
tight asshole. Lex places both of his hands on George's hips as he drives his 
cock all the way into her asshole as she rocks back against him.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Gorgeous George lustfully moans as she 
feels Lex Luger's cock deeply pumping into her tight asshole.

"Ahhhhh.... awww.... mmmm... " Lex Luger grunts as he keeps pumping his cock 
in and out of Gorgeous George's asshole as his shaft starts to throb. 
Gorgeous George glances over her shoulder and licks her lips as she rocks 
back smoothly against his thrusting cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhh.... awww..." Lex smirks at George as she pushes back against his 
pistoning and pulsating fourteen-inch long cock. The Total Package soon pulls 
his cock out of Gorgeous George's ass, "And now... lastly.. a nutrition 
tip...you want to make sure you get plenty of protein..." Lex says as he 
stands up which brings a mischievous smirk to George's face.

Gorgeous George licks her lips and turns on her knees to face Lex Luger as 
his long and thick cock noticeably pulsates. "Make sure...you drink it all!" 
George replies before she opens her mouth.

"That's right G.G...." Lex chuckles slightly as he wraps his right hand round 
his cock and he begins to stroke his shaft as a brisk pace. Lex grits his 
teeth slightly as he starts to shoot his warm thick cum into Gorgeous 
George's mouth.

"Mmmmm...." Gorgeous George moans and closes her eyes as Lex Luger's thick, 
warm cum sprays into her hot, wet mouth.

"Ahhhh.... mmm..." Lex groans as he fills up George's mouth with his warm 
spunk and by the time he's done cumming, her mouth is almost over flowing 
with his cum. Gorgeous George leans her head back and begins to swallows his 
cum, before licking her luscious lips clean.

Once Gorgeous George finishes swallowing his cum, Lex helps her up from the 
blue fitness mat and they look towards the camera, "Thank you for watching 
Flex With Lex, be sure to pick up Flex With Lex Volume 2, my approved 
supplements and G.G.'s special line of fitness attire all your local health, 
fitness and nutrition centers." Lex then looks at Gorgeous George and asks, 
"Am I forgetting anything G.G.?"

Gorgeous George smiles and nods her head "If you aren't seeing any results, 
you obviously aren't using Lex!"

Lex laughs, "That's right G.G." Lex says before he puts an arm around her and 
looks at the camera, "For Gorgeous George, I'm Lex Luger, we'll see you next 
time on Flex With Lex..."

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