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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Forever Raunchy
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

"I don't care if you're on Broadway, I don't care if you've been in movies, 
do you really want me to beat you into a pulp?" The Miz asks smugly as he 
stands in the middle of the ring during the November 1, 2010 broadcast of 
Monday Night RAW as he and Alex Riley face off with entertainment icon Pee 
Wee Herman.

Pee Wee grins, "Ooooo is that supposed to scare me or something?! I'm really 
shaking... ooooo oooooo..." Pee Wee replies as he mockingly acts afraid of 
The Miz. "I'm so scared.... But you know what Miz... you're starting to make 
me angry..." Pee Wee says much to the delight of the audience in Long 
Island's Nassau Coliseum. "I'm a loner...a rebel!"

"Really?" The Miz asks

"Really!" Pee Wee replies

"Really?" The Miz asks again

"Really!" Pee Wee replies

"Really?!" Alex Riley asks.

"Really!" Pee Wee says as he turns his attention to Riley.

"Really?" The Miz asks for a third time

"Really infinity!" Pee Wee replies as he looks at The Miz once more, "We can 
just stand around and play the really game all night... but I'm going to give 
you both a piece of advice..." Pee Wee says before he glares at The Miz, "Do 
not... anger... the Pee..."

* * *

Meanwhile backstage, former WWE Women's Champion Lita, wearing black baggy 
pants, a black tank top with a red luchador mask against the chest of the 
top, claps her hands together and grins approvingly as Pee Wee Herman stands 
up to the Miz, "You tell him Pee Wee!" Lita says .

"Well what do we have here..." A voice says from behind Lita and the red-
headed Extreme Diva turns around to see the WWE Tag Team Champions, Nexus 
Members Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel, both wearing wrestling trunks, Nexus 
armbands and Nexus t-shirts. "A broken down relic from the past..." Heath 
says and it's clear to Lita that he was the one that spoke.

Justin smirks, "Here to relive past glories? You know the Nexus could have 
easily beaten those punks you used to hang with..." Justin says.

Lita raises an eyebrow and slightly tosses her fiery red hair back as she 
looks at Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater. "Ummm...can I help you guys with 
something?" Lita asks, appearing as though she has no clue who either of them 
are and could care less who either of them are.

"Yeah you can show us the respect we deserve since we are the WWE Tag Team 
Champions..." Heath Slater says cockily.

Lita presses her lips together and slowly nods her head. "No...I know who you 
two are, but can't you see...I'm a bit busy..." Lita says as she points of 
her shoulder at the television monitor as on the screen, WWE SmackDown 
Superstar, Big Show, is making his way down the entrance ramp and toward the 
ring, dressed in the iconic Pee Wee Herman attire and introduced as Pee Wee 
Herman's 'cousin'.

"Who cares about that..." Justin Gabriel says. 

"Yeah we know all about you..." Heath adds.

Lita smirks a bit and laughs as she looks at Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater. 
"Oh is that so?" Lita presses her sultry lips together and nods her head 
"Good...I'm glad you know who I am..." Lita replies before she turns away 
from the two Nexus members, with her back facing them as she glances back at 
the television monitor.

"That's right... you're the biggest whore in the history of this company..." 
Heath Slater says with a smirk.

Lita glances over her shoulder and smirks back at Justin Gabriel and Heath 
Slater, licking her teeth slightly. "Is that what you heard?"

Justin folds his arms, "A cum swallowing slut is what some have called you... 
but looking at you, I don't think you're anything special..."

Lita laughs and turns around to completely face Heath Slater and Justin 
Gabriel once again. "Do you think you two scare me?" Lita asks with a smirk 
before she nods her head. "I know full well who the both of you are...I've 
watched RAW, and I've seen how you've attacked over a dozen people...but you 
don't scare me one bit..." Lita says and shrugs her shoulders. "You see...I'm 
the former Diva who used to get extreme with the Hardy Boyz and I'm the one 
who lived in sin every single night with Edge...so you think that either of 
you will be able to push me around and scare me into dropping on my knees... 
well you better think again."

Justin raises his right hand and opens and closes it a few times, "Yap... 
yap...yap... all I here is talk..." 

Lita smirks slyly as she looks at Justin Gabriel. "What makes you think that 
either of you could actually handle the only Diva in WWE history who was 
brave enough to go Rated R?"

"We're part of the Nexus... simple as that," Heath Slater replies as Justin 
just smirks back at Lita.

Lita rolls her eyes and laughs. "Oh please...like that is suppose to impress 
me?" Lita says with another smirk as she folds her arms against her stomach. 
"Do you really think you can get raunchy with this...as you said...cum 
swallowing slut?"

"We know it..." Justin Gabriel replies with a dark grin on his gorgeous face.

Lita narrows her sultry and sinfully seductive eyes as she presses her lips 
together with amusement. "Alright...I'll go for it...as long as neither of 
you hold back on being raunchy, because I can handle any kind of raunchy you 
throw at me..."

* * *

A short time later in the Road Agent's office, Lita is bent over with her 
left hand on Justin's waist and her right hand wrapped around his massive 
cock as she slaps her tongue all over his shaft while Heath is standing 
behind her, spreading her ass and spitting right hand her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Lita moans as she drags her sultry and sinful tongue against 
Justin Gabriel's shaft as she holds his shaft steady with her right hand. 
Lita lifts her seductive eyes and glances up at him, while she moves her left 
hand from his waist to his toned ass cheek, the stud of her tongue ring 
against his meaty shaft.

"Mmmm..." Justin groans as he looks down at Lita as she drags her tongue in a 
slutty fashion against his large thick cock. 

"Oh yeah..." Heath says as he uses his right hand to hold Lita's ass apart as 
he pushes two fingers from his left hand into her asshole that is dripping 
with his saliva.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhh fuck..." Lita groans and grits her teeth as she lifts her 
head away from Justin's shaft for a moment, feeling Heath Slater pump his 
tongue fingers in her tight, slutty asshole that is dripping with his shaft. 
Lita smirks wickedly before she lashes her tongue against the head of 
Justin's cock, sharply smacking her tongue ring against his piss-slit before 
she proceeds to take him into her sinfully hot mouth.

"Ahhh that's right..." Justin moans as he grabs a handful of Lita's red hair 
before he shoves his cock forward suddenly into Lita's mouth. Heath smirks as 
he smacks Lita's ass with his right hand as he pumps his fingers in and out 
of her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Lita moans and closes her eyes as she presses her lips 
smoothly around Justin's shaft and her red haired head briskly moves on his 
shaft, as he responds by pumping his cock into her eager and stunning mouth. 
Lita, rocking back and forth on her feet as she stands and bends forward, 
feels Heath's two fingers swiftly working in her tight asshole as he slides 
his right hand against her tanned, juicy and rounded, slutty ass.

"Yeah you like that bitch..." Heath smirks as he smacks Lita's ass again with 
his right hand while he fucks her ass with his left hand's fingers. Justin 
smirks down at Lita as he thrusts his cock all the way into her mouth 
resulting in the head of his pole smacking against the back of her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Lita seductively and deeply moans as she holds her red 
haired head down amazingly on his shaft, rocking her head slightly, while 
Justin Gabriel firmly pushes the head of his cock against the back of her 
slutty mouth.

"Open that mouth wide..." Justin grits his teeth as he starts to jerk Lita's 
head up and down as he roughly fucks her mouth with his massive cock. Heath 
pulls his fingers out of Lita's ass, kneels behind her and buries his tongue 
into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Lita moans and moves forward on her feet as she feels Heath's 
tongue invading her asshole, thrusting his skilled tongue in and out of her 
tight hole. Meanwhile, Lita holds her lips loosely now around Justin 
Gabriel's cock as she allows the darkly sinister Nexus member to ram his cock 
deep into her mouth.

"Mmmmm ahhh!" Heath moans as he tongue-fucks Lita's sinfully hot asshole. 
Justin smirks as he repeatedly shoves his cock in and out of Lita's mouth.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Ahhhhhhh!" Lita moans and seductively gags around Justin 
Gabriel's shaft as he relentlessly thrusts his cock as deep as possible in 
her mouth, with her saliva pouring over his cock. Lita starts to grind her 
juicy, tanned and gorgeously rounded ass against Heath Slater's face as she 
pushes back to force his tongue deeper into her asshole.

"Ahhh you like that you fucking whore?" Justin asks as he jerks Lita's head 
up off his cock. As Heath continues to thrust his tongue deeply into Lita's 
ass, Justin grips his own cock and smacks it firmly against Lita's face, 
resulting her own saliva being smeared on her cheek.

"Mmmmmmm yeah! Fucking smack my face with that dick!" Lita lustfully groans 
through her gritted teeth as she holds herself still as his shaft firmly 
smacks against her cheek, with her own saliva dripping down.

Heath lifts his head from Lita's ass and smirks, "Let's just fuck this 
whore..." Heath says. 

"Good idea..." Justin says as he pulls Lita by her hair as he walks over to 
the couch. When he sits down, Lita practically jumps onto his lap.

Lita seductively smirks and looks at Justin Gabriel, locking her sultry and 
seducing eyes with his dark and coldly sinister eyes, as she swiftly lowers 
onto his cock. "Mmmmm fuck..." Lita groans and licks her teeth as she begins 
to rock back and forth on Justin's cock.

"Mmmmm..." Justin coldly smirks at Lita as she rocks sharply on his massive 
cock. Heath Slater gets up from the floor and walks over to the couch slowly 
to watch Lita ride Justin.

Lita tosses her fiery red hair back and licks her lips as she places her 
hands onto Justin Gabriel's shoulders as she eagerly and swiftly bounces up 
and down on his cock, lowering completely down on his shaft with her wet, 
sinfully tight pussy. "Ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm fuck!" Lita moans before she turns 
her head and smirks at Heath Slater. "Why don't you get that fucking dick in 
my mouth!"

Heath smirks, "Cause I got a better place for my fucking dick..." Heath says 
as he stands behind Lita and shoves her forward so that she raises her ass. 
Heath tilts his head to see Justin's massive cock going up into Lita's twat 
and the red-haired Tag Team Champion proceeds to push his own cock along side 
Justin's shaft inside of Lita's pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhh fuck! Mmmmmm just what I fucking like!" Lita groans 
and grits her teeth tightly as she places her fingertips against Justin's 
shoulders as she grinds her pussy down on his shaft, while Heath Slater 
begins to work his cock in her pussy alongside Justin's cock.

"Ahhhh... mmm..." Justin groans as he slides his hands up to Lita's big juicy 
tits as he and Heath alternate thrusts as they deeply fuck Lita's hot cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhh fuck...ohhhhhhhhhh!" Lita moans and tilts her fiery red hair back 
as she rocks back and forth between Heath and Justin, feeling their cocks 
firmly working in motion with the other to fuck her slutty pussy

"Mmmm yeah take those two... big fucking cocks!" Heath groans as he shoves 
his cock against Justin's shaft inside of Lita's pussy as they continues to 
tag team her twat. Justin squeezes Lita's tits roughly with his hands as she 
rocks on his cock to push against Heath.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck!" Lita groans and grits her teeth as she leans her 
head forward and hang her red haired head downward, beside Justin's head as 
she rocks forward on his shaft, with Heath hammering her pussy firmly.

"Mmmm fucking slut... whore... ahhh..." Justin groans into Lita's ear before 
he flicks his tongue against her ear as he and Heath rapidly pump their cocks 
into Lita's cunt. Heath grabs Lita's ass cheeks with both hands and digs his 
fingers roughly into her ass before he pulls his cock out of her cunt.

Lita lifts her head to look Justin Gabriel in his dark, cold and sinister 
eyes as she remains on his cock. "What did you call me?" Lita asks with a 
smirk.

"A slut and a whore... because that is what you are..." Justin replies with a 
smirk as Lita grinds herself on his tool.

Lita narrows her eyes and licks her teeth as she rocks back and forth on his 
cock, grinding her pussy perfectly down on his shaft. "Say it again..."

"Slut... whore..." Justin replies as Lita grinds herself again on his massive 
cock.

"Mmmmmm....what else do you think of me?" Lita asks and closes her eyes as 
she sits up on Justin Gabriel's cock as he remains sitting on the cock, as 
she rocks back and forth on his shaft.

"I think you're a typical trashy skank... willing to fuck the first guys that 
show interest." Justin says as he gives Lita's big tits a firm squeeze. 

"Shit you two are worth watching..." Heath says as he strokes his cock.

Lita places her hands down onto Justin Gabriel's chest and licks her teeth as 
she continues to move on Justin's cock, swiftly moving her body. "Mmmmm.... 
that's not good enough...tell me what you really think?" Lita groans as she 
appears to be getting more and more turned on by Justin Gabriel's demeaning 
insults.

"You're filthy whore... a fucking piece of trash... who deserves nothing more 
than to be used and thrown aside..." Justin says as Lita slides hands up to 
his dark haired head to run her fingers through his hair.

"Mmmmmmm...yeah...mmmmmm...I'm a filthy whore!" Lita groans as she lightly 
pulls on his short dark hair with her fingers as she grinds back on Justin's 
cock, while Heath Slater eagerly watches on.

"Ohhh fuck..." Heath grins as he strokes his cock as he watches Lita pulls 
Justin's head forward and the raunchy redhead and the sinister South African 
stud start to slap their tongues against each other lustfully.

"Mmmmmmm...." Lita moans and slides her tongue against Justin Gabriel's 
tongue as she rocks sharply back and forth on his cock, with sweat coating 
her gorgeous, sinfully hot body.

Heath smirks, "Hey bitch... get over here..." Heath says as he grabs Lita by 
her shoulders and jerks her off of Justin's massive cock. Heath gets down the 
floor and Lita manages to turn to face him as he pulls her down with him.

"Mmmmmmm...you want some of this now?" Lita asks with a smirk as she lowers 
herself down onto his cock, feeling him slide deeply into her wet pussy. 
"Mmmmm jealous watching me fuck your little buddy over there?"

"That's for me to know..." Heath says as he starts to rapidly thrust his cock 
up into Lita's twat. Justin smirks as he calmly starts to stroke his massive 
cock.

Lita places her hands onto Heath's toned and smooth chest as she bounces up 
and down on his cock, feeling his hands on her hips, pumping his shaft upward 
into her pussy. "Mmmmmm fuck....mmmmm..." Lita moans and licks her teeth

"Ohhh fuck... mmmm..." Heath moans as he keeps thrusting his cock up into 
Lita's twat. Justin slides off the couch and kneels behind Lita as she leans 
forward slightly. Justin smirks darkly as he proceeds to push his huge cock 
into Lita's ass which brings the raunchy red-head to a sudden stop on Heath's 
dick.

Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks as she glances over her shoulder to feel 
Justin Gabriel's cock sliding into her tight asshole. "Mmmmmmmm....yeah.... 
slide it deep into that slutty ass...." 

Justin smirks at Lita as he pushes his cock as far as it can go into her 
asshole before he starts to pump it in and out of her ass.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah...mmmmmm treat me like a dirty slut....mmmmmmm...." Lita 
groans and grits her teeth as she presses her hands down firmly on Heath 
Slater's chest, pinning him down to the floor, while she starts to rock 
forward on his cock, while Justin begins to firmly and deeply work his cock 
into her ass.

"Ahhh... mmmm..." Justin grunts lightly as he thrusts his cock slowly but 
firmly in and out of Lita's asshole. Heath grabs Lita's swaying tits as he 
rapidly thrusts his cock up into her soaking wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah...mmmm fuck...I bet you boys think I'm such a nasty 
slut...don't you?" Lita lustfully groans as she rakes her fingernails against 
Heath's toned chest as she rocks on his cock, while Justin thrusts his cock 
into her ass.

"We know you are a nasty slut..." Justin replies as he deeply and almost 
viciously rams his cock into Lita's cunt. 

"Ohh fuck yeah..." Heath moans as he thrusts his cock pumps his cock up into 
Lita's pussy.

"Mmmmm....I bet you looking fucking this slutty body, don't you?" Lita moans 
and licks her lips as she rocks on Heath's cock in order to push back against 
Justin.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Heath Slater groans as he rapidly pumps 
his cock into Lita's pussy as he shaft starts to throb. Justin Gabriel grabs 
Lita's hips as he continues to relentlessly fuck her ass with his long thick 
cock.

Lita narrows her eyes lustfully and smirks as she looks down at Heath Slater. 
"Mmmmm...I want your dick in my mouth....now!"

"Mmmmm...." Justin pulls Lita off of Heath's throbbing cock after hearing 
what she said and he continues to fuck her ass. 

"Thanks Jus..." Heath smirks as he slides out from under Lita, kneels in 
front of her and shoves his pulsating shaft into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Lita lustfully moans around Heath Slater's cock, wrapping her 
sultry lips around his shaft and begins to bob her head back and forth, while 
she rocks on her hands and knees as Justin Gabriel holds onto her hips and 
deeply plows his cock into her juicy, slutty ass.

"Ahhh.. mmmm..." Heath moans as Lita bobs her head swiftly on his heavily 
throbbing cock. Justin digs his fingers into Lita's hips as he repeatedly 
pumps his cock balls deep into her juicy ass.

"Mmmmmmmmmm! MMMMMMMM!" Lita seductively moans and presses her lips 
together around Heath Slater's cock as her lips briskly rub back and forth on 
his shaft, as her tongue ring lashes against his shaft.

"Ahhh... awww..." Justin Gabriel moans as he keeps fucking Lita's ass as she 
pushes back eagerly against his pistoning cock. 

"Ohhhhh ohhh fuck!" Heath moans as he starts to cum inside of Lita's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Lita wickedly moans and smirks around Heath's cock as she bobs 
her head up and down on his cock, swallowing his flowing cum.

"Mmmmm shit...." Heath Slater moans as Lita sucks on his dick to make sure he 
shoots every ounce of cum into her mouth while Justin keeps fucking her ass 
as his own dick starts to throb. Lita slowly lifts her head from Heath 
Slater's cock and licks her lips as she seductively looks up at him, while 
rocking back and forth on her knees, feeling Justin Gabriel's cock deeply 
pound into her slutty, gorgeous ass.

"Mmmmm... ahhh..." Justin grunts as he increases the pace of his thrusts as 
he fucks Lita's ass with his throbbing cock.

Lita tosses her sweat dampened, fiery red hair back and grits her teeth as 
she glances over her shoulder to look back at Justin Gabriel as he fucks her 
from behind. "Ohhhhh yeah...mmm fuck that ass! Fuck it like the slut I am!"

Sweat drips off of Justin's gorgeous body as he pounds Lita's ass perfectly 
with his pulsating cock. "Mmmmm.... ahhhh..." Justin groans as he starts to 
unload his cum into Lita's asshole.

"Mmmmmmm...yeah...ohhhhhhhh..." Lita moans and licks her teeth as she slowly 
rocks back on her knees to push back against his throbbing shaft as his cum 
freely flows.

"Ahhh...." Justin moans as he holds his cock inside of Lita's asshole as he 
fills her with his spunk.

Lita presses her luscious lips together and seductively looks back with her 
eyes narrowed. "Mmmmm...you liked that ass...didn't you?"

"It's a whore's ass...." Justin smirks slyly as he pulls his cock out of 
Lita's ass. Lita licks her lips and turns on her knees to face Justin Gabriel 
and his cum dripping cock. Lita places her left hand around his shaft and 
gently twirls her sultry, slutty tongue against the cum-dripping head of his 
cock.

"Want more?" Justin slyly asks as Lita cleans his cock with her tongue.

Lita shrugs her shoulders and laughs. "Do you think you can handle more?"

"We are the core of the Nexus... we can handle anything..." Justin replies.

Lita smirks wickedly and shakes her head "I don't believe you..."

"Then we'll just have to show you..." Justin says as he grabs Lita's red 
hair.

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