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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Full Of Cumplaints
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

On September 20, 2010 following the first of two tapings of RAW taking place 
at Indianapolis, Indiana's Conseco Fieldhouse, Chris Jericho, wearing his 
wrestling trunks, and Edge, wearing his wrestling tights, are in the 
backstage area near the green room. "This is bullshit... I am sick of whoever 
the hell the RAW GM is controlling us from a computer!" Edge snaps.

"So am I! What type of jackass runs things from a computer without being in 
the arena! It's a conspiracy against all of us on RAW!" Jericho adds.

"He's costs me a match against that Daniel Bryan... and that tool Michael 
Cole is taking pleasure in seeing RAW turned into a fucking joke..." Edge 
says.

"Don't worry I got the IP address from Cole's cheap little laptop... I'm 
going to expose the RAW General Manager and put whoever it is in their place, 
because I am the best in the world..." Jericho says as Natalya Neidhart comes 
around the corner after leaving the trainers room a few moments earlier. The 
gorgeous Anvilette has a smirk on her face after overhearing Edge and Jericho 
complain about the RAW General Manager.

Natalya, dressed in a pair of her pink, gray and white camo-styled wrestling 
tights and her matching pink, gray and white camo-styled top that clings her 
large and juicy chest, with her toned and tanned, smooth stomach clearly 
visible. Natalya places her hands onto her hips as she stands behind Jericho 
and Edge. "Is there a problem boys?" Natalya asks.

"What?" Jericho snaps at Natalya as her interrupting his and Edge's 
conversation has caught him off guard.

Natalya smirks at Jericho. "It sounds like you two cry babies have a bit of 
an issue..."

"Hey... hey... I'm no crybaby... I'm getting screwed over by some corporate 
puppet..." Edge says defensively.

Jericho narrows his eyes at Natalya, "If you had an idea about the big 
picture that is going on around here you would see there is a conspiracy 
going on..." Jericho says.

Natalya rolls her eyes. "You boys sound like that idiot Jesse Ventura..." 
Natalya says with a deep, seductive laugh before she shakes her head. "You 
know its a real shame..." Natalya begins to say.

"Hey you should appreciate the fact we are getting screwed... hell 
practically your whole family has gotten screwed over... like last night when 
your boys were put in that Tag Team Turmoil match..." Edge says as he 
interrupts the Anvilette.

Natalya raises her hands up and steps closer to Edge and Chris Jericho. 
"Whoa... whoa... whoa... hold on now, baby...lets get a few things straight 
here, first, my boys David and Ty...they'll get the belts back... and second, 
you leave my family out of this...you got it?" Natalya says as she looks at 
Jericho and Edge with a raised eyebrow before she continues on. "You know 
boys...maybe if you two work quit worrying about a little laptop computer, 
you two might just actually have some gold yourselves..."

Jericho smirks, "When I beat Orton later tonight during the second taping 
I'll get my shot to win the WWE Title..." 

Edge looks at Jericho, "And then I'll get that belt from you..." Edge smirks.

Natalya raises an eyebrow and smirks at Edge and Jericho. "Yeah...and when 
that happens I'll be on my knees bowing down to the both of you..." Natalya 
says sarcastically.

Edge looks at Natalya, "You on your knees... that sounds like a good idea..." 
Edge licks his teeth.

Natalya narrows her eyes at glares at Edge. "Don't get any ideas."

"Why not... oh wait... cause you already got that idea..." Edge smirks. 

Jericho licks his lips, "I think you should get on your knees Natalya... 
because I will be the next WWE Champion..." Jericho says.

Natalya shakes her head and crosses her arms against her nicely large and 
juicy chest. "Sorry...but that ain't happening boys..."

"Oh yeah it will... cause the last thing I want to hear is you claiming and 
complaining that you didn't get a shot with the best in the world..." Jericho 
says. 

Natalya presses her lips together and glances at Edge and Chris Jericho, with 
her eyes narrowed. "Alright...maybe I will get down on my knees...but you 
both better be prepared when you go down for the absolute best, baby..."

"I'm the Rated R Superstar... I'm always prepared..." Edge says as he pushes 
the door to the arena's green room open to see if anyone is inside, "But my 
question is... are you gonna put your money where your mouth is... or better 
yet our dicks where your mouth is?" Edge asks as he holds the door to the 
green room open.

* * *

A few minutes later inside of the Conseco Fieldhouse's green room, a naked 
Natalya is on her knees in front of Edge stroking his cock as she spits 
saliva on it while Jericho kneels behind her and smoothly pushes his cock 
into Natalya's hot wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhh yeah baby!" Natalya deeply moans as she rocks forward on 
her knees when Jericho pushes his cock into her wet and tight pussy from 
behind. Natalya licks her lips and seductively smirks up at Edge as she moves 
her right hand around his saliva dripping cock before pulling his cock up to 
her mouth and taking him inside of her wet mouth. Natalya presses her lips 
around his cock and begins to smoothly bob her head on the Rated R 
Superstar's cock.

"Ahhhh... ahhh..." Jericho moans as he places his hands on Natalya's waist as 
he thrusts his cock in and out of her pussy. 

"Yeah suck it..." Edge moans as Natalya eagerly bobs her head up and down on 
his long hard cock. Edge reaches down and grabs the sides of Natalya's large 
juicy tits as she sucks his dick. Natalya places her left hand onto Edge's 
muscular, tanned waist as she holds her right hand at the base of his cock, 
smoothly bobbing her head at a quickening place, while Jericho swiftly pumps 
his cock into her wet, tight pussy from behind, causing her to rock back and 
forth on her knees.

"Mmmmmmm ahhhh..." Jericho moans as he pumps his cock firmly into Natalya's 
cunt as she pushes back against him. Edge tosses his blond hair back as 
Natalya's blond haired head briskly rises and falls on his massive tool.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Natalya Neidhart moans and closes her eyes as she 
smoothly and steadily bobs her head back and forth on Edge's cock, grinding 
her pouty lips back and forth against his shaft as she takes him deeper into 
her mouth.

"Mmmmm yeah take it deep... mmmmm fuck..." Edge moans as he gropes Natalya's 
big tits as she sucks and slurps on his cock while Chris Jericho deeply fucks 
her from behind.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Natalya groans deeply around Edge's cock as she turns 
her blond haired head, while her nicely juicy, toned and tanned ass smacks 
smoothly against Jericho's waist as he pumps her back against his cock, 
swiftly pumping into her.

"Mmmmmm fuck... ahhh..." Jericho grunts as he repeatedly slams his cock balls 
deep into Natalya's twat, which encourages Natalya to swallow more of Edge's 
big hard shaft.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Natalya moans as she swiftly works her head back and 
forth on Edge's cock as she slaps her wet tongue against his shaft as she 
eagerly takes him deeper into her mouth.

Edge licks his teeth as Natalya swallows nearly his entire cock while Jericho 
pulls out of her pussy. Jericho moves to one of the leather couches, "Hey let 
her up..." Jericho says with a smirk. 

Edge grins, "She's better on her knees..." Edge says as he pulls his cock out 
of Natalya's mouth causing her saliva to drip from her mouth down to her 
tits.

Natalya licks her lips and glances up at Edge with a smirk. "Well baby...if 
you like me down on my knees...you can get your ass down on the floor behind 
me..." Natalya says before she moves to seductively crawl on her hands and 
knees toward Jericho as he sits on the couch.

Edge licks his teeth, "That I can do..." Edge replies as he moves to get 
behind Natalya as she now kneels between Jericho's spread legs. Edge licks 
his teeth as spreads Natalya's ass cheeks. Just as Natalya looks over her 
shoulder at him, Edge pushes his saliva-coated shaft into her asshole with a 
firm thrust.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck yeah, baby!" Natalya groans loudly as she suddenly 
rocks forward on her knees when Edge starts to swiftly pump into her juicy 
ass, before she turns her attention to Jericho. Natalya places her left hand 
around his shaft and leans her head forward to slap her wet tongue against 
his upper shaft, working toward the head of his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Jericho moans as Natalya slaps her tongue all over the top of his 
cock. Edge reaches around Natalya to grope her big tits as he pumps his cock 
deeply into her asshole.

Natalya drags her wet tongue around the head of Jericho's cock before she 
parts her luscious lips and lowers her blond haired head to take his cock 
into her stunning mouth. "Mmmmmmm...."

"Ahhhh fuck... mmm..." Edge groans as he fucks Natalya's thick juicy ass 
while he gropes her tits at the same time. Jericho leans back on the couch as 
Natalya starts to bob her head up and down on his stiff cock.

Natalya places her hands onto Jericho's tanned and muscular upper legs as she 
swiftly bobs her head up and down on his cock, taking him rapidly into her 
mouth. "Mmmmmmm...mmmmm...mmmmmm" Natalya moans as she slaps her tongue back 
and forth against his shaft as she sucks on his cock intently.

"Ahhhh.. mmmm..." Jericho moans as he watches Natalya's head rise and fall 
rapidly on his cock. Edge squeezes Natalya's juicy tits as he sharply thrusts 
his cock into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Natalya moans as she impressively holds her head down on 
Jericho's cock, smoothly rubbing her pouty lips against his shaft, while Edge 
rapidly spears his cock into her juicy ass.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Jericho groans as he places his hands on Natalya's head and 
he starts to thrust his cock up into her mouth. 

"Ahhh.. mmmmm awww..." Edge grunts as he pounds Natalya's juicy ass 
repeatedly with his dick going in and out of her asshole.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh....gahhhhh...gahhhh..." Natalya moans and closes 
her eyes as Jericho firmly pumps his cock upward into her hot, wet mouth as 
he holds her blond haired head down on his shaft.

"Ahhh fuck... mmm!" Jericho moans as he pumps his cock up into Natalya's 
mouth. Edge pulls his cock out of Natalya's asshole and smacks her ass firmly 
with his right hand. Natalya seductively grinds her luscious lips against 
Jericho's shaft as she slowly lifts her head off of, leaving his cock 
dripping with her wet saliva.

"Mmmm get up there..." Edge says as he gives Natalya's ass another smack just 
after she lifts her head off of Jericho's dick.

Natalya turns her head to look back over her shoulder at Edge and smirks. 
"Aren't you the bossy one..." Natalya says with a laugh before she moves her 
hands down to Jericho's knees and lifts herself off of the floor.

Edge smirks, "You know you like it..." Edge says. 

"Oh shut up Edge..." Jericho says as Natalya turns around to face Edge before 
she sits on Jericho's lap. Jericho places his hands on Natalya's hips and 
lifts her up so that he can lower her ass down onto his stiff cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah baby!" Natalya deeply moans as she leans back against 
Jericho as he places his hands onto her curved, nicely juicy and toned, 
tanned hips as he starts to thrust up into her tight asshole, causing her to 
bounce on his shaft.

"Mmmmmm fuck..." Jericho moans as Natalya bounces on his cock as he pushes it 
up into her asshole. Edge licks his teeth as he steps between Jericho and 
Natalya's legs so that he can push his cock into Natalya's wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck yeah..." Natalya moans and licks her lips as she 
places her hands behind her onto Jericho's shoulders as she bounces on his 
cock inside of her ass, while Edge begins to swiftly and firmly spear his 
cock into her pussy.

"Ahhhh fuck... mmmm..." Edge groans as he thrusts his cock sharply into 
Natalya's pussy while he again places his hands on Natalya's tits. Jericho 
holds onto Natalya's waist as she bounces harder and faster on his stiff 
cock.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah...mmmm yeah baby!" Natalya moans loudly and tilts her head 
back, closing her eyes as she feels Jericho and Edge's cock firmly pumping 
into her pussy and ass "Ohhhhhhh..." Natalya moans and grits her teeth as she 
bounces firmly between them.

"Mmmmm ahhhh fuck... awww..." Chris Jericho licks his lips as he rocks on the 
couch while he thrusts his dick into Natalya's ass. Edge squeezes Natalya's 
tits with his hands each time he pumps his cock into Natalya's twat.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah...mmmmm!" Natalya moans as sweat begins to drip from her body 
as she firmly rocks against Jericho's cock, while Edge rapidly spears her 
pussy.

"Ohhhh ahhh fuck..." Edge moans as he rams his cock all the way into 
Natalya's cunt.

"Mmmmm fuck.... ahhhh..." Jericho groans as his dick starts to throb inside 
of Natalya's ass as she rocks on his shaft.

"Ohhhhhhhh fuck yeah baby! Ohhhhhhh!" Natalya moans and grits her teeth as 
she arches her body slightly and grinds her juicy, toned ass down on 
Jericho's cock.

"Mmmm ahhhh fuck... awww!" Chris Jericho moans as he starts to cum inside of 
Natalya's ass. Natalya licks her lips and turns her head to glance back at 
Jericho as she smoothly bounces up and down on his cock, feeling his cum in 
her ass, while Edge continues to firmly thrust his shaft into her pussy.

"Ahhh... mmmm..." Jericho moans lightly as Natalya bounces on his now cum 
spent cock. Edge licks his teeth as he increases the pace of his thrusts when 
his own cock starts to pulsate within Natalya's cunt.

"Ohhhhhhh baby! Ohhhhh fuckin' yeah baby!" Natalya Neidhart moans and grits 
her teeth as she continues to swiftly rock between Jericho and Edge, feeling 
Edge continue to spear her pussy, as she rocks on Jericho's gradually 
softening shaft.

"Mmmmm.... ahhhh fuck... awww!" Edge moans as he pulls his cock out of 
Natalya's snatch and the third-generation Diva nearly jumps off of Jericho's 
cock to kneel in front of Edge as he starts to stroke his throbbing pole. 
Natalya narrows her eyes and seductively look up at Edge as he strokes his 
cock swiftly. Natalya parts her lips and takes the head of his shaft into her 
stunning mouth as he works his own hand back and forth on his throbbing cock.

"Ahhh... mmmm!" Edge moans as he starts to cum and he unloads his first shot 
into Natalya's mouth. He pulls his cock out f her mouth and sprays the rest 
of his spunk onto Natalya's face and now wide open mouth. Natalya closes her 
eyes and presses her luscious lips together as she tilts her head back 
slightly to swallow the load in her mouth, while the remainder sprays onto 
her face.

"Ahhh mmmmm yeah... you're great on your knees...." Edge moans as he finishes 
cumming.

Natalya rubs her lips together and opens her eyes to look up at the Rated R 
Superstar with a smirk on her lightly cum coated face. "Now...boys...you 
better not having anything to complain about for a while..."

"I won't be complaining because like I said when I beat Orton I will be 
getting the WWE Title back around my gorgeous waist..." Jericho says as he 
gets up form the couch so that he can go pick up his wrestling trunks. 

Edge smirks at Natalya, "Speaking of title changes... maybe if your boys get 
the tag titles back... and when I become WWE Champion we can have a big 
Canadian celebration..." Edge says as he licks his teeth. 

Jericho gets a disgusted look on his face, "That's disgusting.... David Hart 
Smith is her cousin!" Jericho snaps as he puts on his wrestling trunks. 

Edge glances at Jericho, "And your point is?" Edge asks.

Natalya raises an eyebrow and suspiciously looks at the sex-crazed, 
sadistically perverted Rated R Superstar, Edge. "Whoa...hold up baby...what 
did you just say?"

Edge grins, "I just suggested that if your boys win the Tag Team Titles and 
when I win the WWE title we have a big Canadian celebration..." 

Jericho shakes his head, "Edge you're a perverted warped sick sex crazed 
freak..." 

Edge looks at Jericho again, "Again... your point is?"

Natalya places her hands onto her hips and stands up from the floor of the 
arena's green room. "Hold on baby...let me make sure I'm following this 
right...you think that I should get all naughty, baby...with you and my 
boys?"

"That's right... three on one is a lot of fun..." Edge grins. 

"I can't listen to this..." Jericho says as he proceeds to leave the green 
room in disgust.

Natalya narrows her eyes slightly as she looks at Edge. "You are so 
disgusting..." Natalya Neidhart begins to say which immediately gets 
Jericho's attention.

Jericho looks back, "See she agrees with me!" Jericho says to Edge. 

Edge looks at Jericho, "I thought you were leaving..." Edge says before he 
looks at Natalya, "Now come on... I heard how wild and crazy the Hart Family 
is.

Natalya presses her lips together and slowly nods her head. "You know...a lot 
of people do say us Harts are a bit crazy...." Natalya says before she shrugs 
her shoulders. "I might be up for it..."

Jericho again gets a disgusted look on his face, "The Harts are nothing but 
sick twisted degenerates!" Jericho shouts as he storms out of the green room. 

"Geeze what's his problem?" Edge smirks.

Natalya smirks and laughs. "Oh he was always like this in the Dungeon...Uncle 
Bret said he never knew how to have fun..."

"So... why don't you tell me how crazy you Harts can get..." Edge grins

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