READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a 
fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. 
The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous 
people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution 
(ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry 
Falwell" in 1988). 

Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and 
there's a good chance it won't ever happen! 
 
Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Gettin' Hoff 
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

On April 12, 2010 at the O2 Arena in London, England the taping of Monday Night 
RAW has completed, and the guest host of the evening, David Hasselhoff, wearing 
jeans, a red lifeguard jacket and a white tank top, is making his way back to 
the guest host's office. "You're all the same... ooh she's got me there... but 
I'll get her yet..." David sings some of the lyrics of the song 'Jump in My Car' 
which served as his theme music for the night. The former cast member of The 
Young and the Restless passes by the black 1982 Firebird Trans AM that is highly 
recognizable as K.I.T.T. from his iconic television series Knight Rider and he 
stops when something catches his eye. The Hoff turns and walks back to the Trans 
AM and looks inside and he sees Hornswoggle in the drivers seat, pretending to 
drive.

"Ahhhhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhh SCREEEEECH!" Hornswoggle makes noises as he 
pretends to drive the car at high speed.

David Hasselhoff laughs slightly before he leans down slightly, "Having fun 
little guy?" The Hoff asks.

"AHHHH!" Hornswoggle yells slightly as he jumps within the Trans AM and he 
nearly hits his head on the roof of the car. Hornswoggle sees David and nods his 
head, "YEAH! Ahhh ahhhh ahhhhh VROOM!" Hornswoggle grunts as gives his reply to 
the star of Baywatch.

"That's good to hear..." David Hasselhoff replies before he stands up, smiles 
and lays his hand on the roof of the car, "How are you doing K.I.T.T?"

"Just fine David, tonight has been an exhilarating experience..." The car 
replies, and Hornswoggle's eyes go wide in shock.

"AHHHH! Ahhh ahhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts loudly in surprise over hearing the 
Trans AM speak.

The Hoff smiles, amused as he watches the four-foot tall WWE Superstar try to 
figure out where the voice came from. David turns and continues to walk towards 
his office. The former judge of America's Got Talent soon reaches his office and 
as he opens the door, he sees the blond haired Kelly Kelly, still wearing her 
single piece red lifeguard swimsuit. "Whoa... and I thought Pam made those look 
good..." David says with a smile while he walks into his office.

Kelly Kelly sweetly smiles as she place her hands onto her smoothly shaped hips 
as her gorgeous body is perfectly outlined in her one-view red lifeguard-style 
bikini. Kelly blushes and cutely laughs. "Oh...thank you Mr. Hasselhoff...I must 
say that I am a big fan! And RAW was definitely Hoff-tastic tonight!"

The Hoff chuckles, "I couldn't have said it better myself... tonight was simply 
Hoff-some.." David Hasselhoff says with a smile as he closes the office door.

Kelly Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and cutely smiles at the Guest Host of 
Monday Night RAW. "The only thing that would have been better is if Gail and I 
won tonight..." Kelly says.

"I don't think there were any losers tonight... well at least not from where I 
was sitting," David smiles

Kelly Kelly presses her soft and pouty lips together as she lightly sways her 
perfectly shaped hips from side to side. "I know that you were just an actor on 
Baywatch and not an actual lifeguard, but...I could really use some saving 
tonight..." Kelly innocently states.

David Hasselhoff gets a mixed amused and bemused look on his face, "Well... I am 
a little out of practice... but I think I still remember how to give mouth to 
mouth..." The Hoff replies.

Kelly Kelly licks her pouty lips as she innocently looks at David Hasselhoff. 
"Really?"

"Yes... in fact I'm sure of it..." David smiles as he unzips his red lifeguard 
jacket and takes it off, revealing his tank top covered chest and decently 
muscular arms. Kelly innocently blushes and shyly lowers her blond haired head 
as the Guest Host of RAW approaches her, gently placing his strong hands onto 
her nicely shaped hips. The actor known for his roles as Michael Knight, Dr. 
William Foster and Mitch Bucannon leans down and softly kisses Kelly's soft 
pouty lips.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Kelly Kelly softly moans into his warm mouth before she places 
her hands onto his tanned, fairly muscular arms and gently slides her tongue 
into his mouth.

"Mmmm..." David moans as Kelly returns the kiss and he slides his tongue against 
her tongue. The Hoff slides his hands against Kelly's swimsuit covered hips as 
he deepens the kiss.

"Mmmmmmmm!" Kelly moans against his mouth before she places her hands onto his 
tanned, white tank top covered chest as she closes her eyes, allowing David 
Hasselhoff to work his tongue inside of her mouth, lustfully kissing the 
adorable RAW Diva.

"Mmmmm... mmmm..." The Hoff moans into Kelly's mouth as he moves his tongue 
around inside of Kelly Kelly's mouth. The singer known for singing 'Looking for 
Freedom' on top of the Berlin Wall breaks the kiss with the gorgeous blond 
haired Diva. Kelly opens her beautiful eyes and looks up sweetly at David 
Hasselhoff before she places her hands onto waist before she begins to unbutton 
and unzip his jeans.

"I can assure you Pam never did that on the set of Baywatch..." The Hoff says as 
Kelly Kelly starts to push down his jeans from his toned waist. Kelly cutely 
pouts "That's a shame..." Kelly says before she lowers his jeans further from 
his waist and down his legs, as she begins to lower herself down onto her knees 
in front of David Hasselhoff. The Hoff's large and nicely thick cock hangs 
between his legs as Kelly tugs down his jeans to his feet. David takes off his 
tank top revealing his toned and slightly hairy chest while he steps out of his 
jeans. Kelly Kelly licks her pouty lips as she places her left hand around 
his hard and nicely thick shaft as she proceeds to start stroking his cock 
before she leans her blond haired head down and delicately flicks her wet, soft 
tongue against the head of his shaft.

"Mmmm..." David Hasselhoff moans as Kelly laps her tongue around the head of his 
cock as she strokes his shaft with her left hand. Kelly closes her eyes and 
parts her pouty, luscious lips as she takes the head of David Hasselhoff's cock 
into her mouth, gently wrapping her lips around his cock. Kelly begins to bob 
her blond haired head on his cock, while gently moving her left hand against the 
base of his shaft.

"Ahhh..." The Hoff moans as he places his right hand on Kelly's head as she bobs 
her head smoothly on his stiff dick.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Kelly softly moans as she moves her head smoothly on 
David Hasselhoff's cock, gently sliding her wet tongue against his shaft while 
she bobs her head at a steady and gradually increasing pace.

"Ahhhh.... awww..." David Hasselhoff licks his lips as the blond haired Diva 
lifts and lowers her head on his shaft at a smooth yet brisk pace.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Kelly Kelly moans as she lightly turns her head on his cock 
as she takes his cock deeper into her wet and soothing mouth. The Hoff smiles 
down at Kelly as she takes his cock further into her mouth as she sucks his 
dick. Kelly taps her soft, wet tongue against the bottom side of his long and 
thick cock as she rapidly bobs her head at a quickening pace.

"Ahhh.... mmmm now this is Hoff-tastic..." David moans as Kelly swiftly bobs her 
head on his dick. Kelly lifts her beautiful eyes and glances up at David 
Hasselhoff before she lifts her head up, leaving his cock dripping with saliva. 
"Mmm..." The thirty-year acting veteran smiles down at Kelly as she unzips her 
single piece red lifeguard bathing suit. Kelly cutely blushes as she slides the 
straps of the bathing suit off of her slender shoulders and pulls the top of the 
bathing suit down to expose her nicely tanned and perky tits.

"Now those... are Hoff-some..." David Hasselhoff says as he watches Kelly push 
down her bathing suit, sliding her down to her waist, then to her hips and down 
her gorgeous legs. Kelly sweetly smiles as she stands up from the floor of the 
Guest Host's office, moving the bathing suit down from her hips and down her 
gorgeously tanned legs, while exposing her perfectly shaved pussy. David smiles 
as Kelly Kelly turns around and bends over, placing her hands on the surface of 
the wooden desk. David Hasselhoff steps closer to Kelly and he guides his cock 
into the gorgeous blond haired Diva's hot tight and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh..." Kelly softly moans as she feels his cock entering her 
warm and tight pussy from behind, causing her to rock forward lightly on her 
feet, feeling his cock start to thrust into her pussy from behind.

"Ahhhh... ahhh..." The Hoff groans as he pumps his cock smoothly in and out of 
Kelly's tight pussy while he places his hands on her slender waist. Kelly bites 
down on her bottom lip and cutely glances back over her shoulder as she smoothly 
pushes back against David Hasselhoff's cock, as her adorable, tanned ass lightly 
presses against his toned and tanned waist.

"Ahhh... mmmm...." The former America's Got Talent judge grunts as he drives his 
cock at a quickening pace into Kelly's pussy while she pushes back against him.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh...yeah..." Kelly moans as she rocks back and forth against the 
edge of the desk, feeling his shaft swiftly pumping into her tight and warm 
pussy. The star of the original Knight Rider series swiftly thrusts his cock 
into Kelly's pussy as her ass smacks against his waist.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhh yeah!" Kelly moans as she rocks back and forth on her feet, 
lightly grinding her wet pussy back against his firmly thrusting cock as he 
continues to drive his shaft into her from behind. The Hoff pulls his cock out 
of Kelly Kelly's tight, wet pussy and turns Kelly around. He lifts her up onto 
the desk and after she spreads her legs, David steps between then and pushes his 
cock back into her pussy.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip as she gently hooks her gorgeously smooth and 
tanned legs around his tanned and toned waist as she starts to rock on the 
surface of the desk while she feels his cock thrusting steadily into her wet 
pussy. "Ohhhhh...ohhhhh" Kelly moans.

"Ohhhh.... ahhh..." The star and executive producer of Baywatch firmly pumps his 
shaft deep into Kelly's pussy with each of his swift thrusts.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah! OHHHHHHH!" Kelly moans loudly as she pushes back 
against his rock hard cock, feeling him deeply pumping his shaft into her pussy. 
David Hasselhoff licks his lips as sweat drips down his body while he steadily 
fucks the hot tight pussy as Kelly Kelly as she rocks against him.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh!" Kelly moans as she places her hands behind her onto the 
desk and hooks her legs tighter around his waist as she grinds her tight pussy 
against his shaft.

"Ahhhh... awww....." The Hoff groans as he pounds Kelly's hot tight pussy as she 
grinds herself sharply on his pistoning cock even as it starts to throb. Kelly 
licks her lips as she moves forward on the desk, pushing her gorgeous body 
against his cock as she feels his thrusts become suddenly quicker.

"Ahhh.... mmmm... aww.... mmmm..." David Hasselhoff moans as his pulsating cock 
starts to erupt with cum inside of Kelly's wet pussy. Kelly leans her head back 
and lightly grits her teeth as she feels his warm cum begin to flood her wet and 
warm pussy. "Ahhhh.... ahhh..." David moans as he slows down his thrusts as he 
shoots his load inside of Kelly Kelly.

Kelly opens her beautiful eyes and looks at David Hasselhoff. "That was Hoff-
some..."

David Hasselhoff smiles, "My sentiments exactly..."

-END-