READ THIS FIRST!!! We, Kristi and Dice, want you to know that this is fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But regardless this is, this is FICTION! Also, Kristi and I don't.... DON'T! DO NOT!!! write the following types of fiction stories: TNA Fiction, 1980s and early 90s WWF Fiction, 1980s to mid 1990s WCW Fiction, 1993 to 2000 ECW Fiction and also, we DON'T write out-right Lesbian stories! So please don't ask us to do these stories, it ain't gonna happen. All such requests will be ignored and deleted unread, plus we'll add you to our spam filters and never, EVER, even see another e-mail you may send us. Now... Kristi and Dice present: Gettin' Me Some Michelle by Kristi (kristi9587@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Jamie Noble, dressed in a short-sleeved button shirt and light colored slacks, helps a drunk Michelle McCool off an elevator after their date ended on December 14, 2007. Jamie supports Michelle's body with his own as they slowly walk down the hallway, "Damn girl... I ain't ever seen someone put that much wine away!" Noble says as he keeps Michelle from falling, as they get closer to her hotel room. The beautiful and sensual All-American Diva, Michelle McCool, closes her eyes for a moment as she tries to stable herself as she leans against the wall of the hotel hallway "Jamie...Jamie...I'm really...all...fine..." Michelle says as she slightly slurs her words with her sexy southern accent. Michelle McCool slowly opens her eyes and looks at Jamie Noble "And...I didn't drink that much..." Michelle replies looking at Jamie, while she's dressed in a pair of dark navy blue jeans and a white top. "Nah girl... you are hammer... smashed... stone cold drunk... well... not stone cold cause you're not a redneck like me..." Jamie says as he slips a hand into Michelle's front jeans pocket to take out her hotel room card key. Jamie then opens then slides it in and out of the hotel room door lock and opens the door. Michelle presses her soft lips together as she slowly shakes her head, while Jamie Noble eagerly wraps an arm around her nicely toned, tanned body to guide her into the hotel room. "Jamie...I can...really find me way in..." "Aw c'mon girl... now what kind of guy would I be if I let you fall down on the floor..." Jamie says as he slowly walks Michelle into her hotel room. Once inside, he uses his left leg to kick the door close. Michelle takes a step away from Jamie Noble, once inside of the hotel room, and slowly walks over to the hotel room bed before she gently eases herself to sit down. Michelle McCool starts to kick off her shoes while she slowly looks over at Jamie Noble and smiles. Jamie Noble smiles, "Geez girl... now I did what I said I would... I showed you a good time right?" Jamie says. Michelle sighs and slowly nods her head "Yeah...it was nice..." Michelle McCool says slightly slurring her words before she pats her hand next to her on the bed "Come on Jamie...ya'll take a seat..." Jamie smiles, "With pleasure!" Jamie says as he walks over to the bed and eagerly sits down next to the smoking hot blond haired Diva. Michelle presses her soft lips together and smiles "Jamie...ya'll aren't that bad..." Michelle says as she turns a bit to face the handsome redneck. Jamie smiles, "I told ya I wasn't... I'm a perfect gentlemen....way better than Palumbo!" Jamie says as he looks at Michelle as she looks at him. Michelle raises a hand and gently places her hand against Jamie's shirt covered chest "Let's not talk about Chuck..." Michelle says, slightly slurring, before she leans over and softly kisses Jamie's lips. "MMMM!" Jamie moans in surprise as Michelle kisses him and slips her tongue into his mouth. Jamie puts a hand on Michelle's thigh as he starts to move his tongue against the blond haired Diva's soft tongue. "Mmmmm...mmmm" Michelle McCool softly moans into Jamie's mouth as she gently presses her soft tongue against Jamie's tongue while she presses her lips roughly against his lips. Michelle starts to slowly unbutton Jamie's shirt with her eager hands. "Mmmmm! Ohhh!" Jamie moans as Michelle unbuttons each unbutton of his shirt. The handsome redneck Superstar moves his hand from Michelle's thigh and starts to push up her white top. Michelle gently breaks the kiss and smiles at Jamie Noble "Mmm...ya'll feel good..." Michelle says as she opens Jamie's white shirt and places her hands against his smooth, toned chest to slide his shirt off of his body. Jamie licks his lips, "Aw thanks girl... you're hotter than I imagined!" Jamie says as he raises Michelle's white top up to expose her large, round and firm tits as he takes off her top. Michelle laughs lightly as she sits back on the bed a bit and starts to unbutton her tight fitting jeans before the seductive, hot All-American Diva stands up and starts to slowly push down her jeans from her smoothly rounded waist to expose her smoothly shaven, hot pussy. Jamie licks his lips again as he looked wide-eyed at Michelle's hot, bare pussy, "Damn girl! That's a great lookin' cunny ya got there!" Jamie says as he eagerly unbuttons his slacks and pushes them down, as well as pair of tight fitting white briefs to free his hardening ten-inch cock. Michelle licks her lips and smiles as she lowers her head to look down at the hardening cock of Jamie Noble "And that's a nice dick ya'll got there Jamie..." Michelle replies before she stumbles a bit as she leans forward and steadies herself by placing her hands on Jamie's knees. Michelle lowers herself down in front of Jamie, gently wrapping her hands around his cock before she guides his ten inches into her wet, warm mouth. "Ohhhh yeah.... ohhh fuck girl... ya suck dick real good..." Jamie moans as Michelle starts to easily bob her head up and down on his thick, now rock hard cock. The redneck Superstar puts one hand on Michelle's head and places the other behind him on the bed. "Mmmmmm!" Michelle softly moans around Jamie's hard cock as she presses her soft lips tighter around his shaft as the beautiful All-American Diva starts to easily and drunkenly bob her head, sucking the redneck's cock. "Ohhhhh yeah... mmmm fuck... ohhh!" Jamie moans and licks his lips as he moves his hand through Michelle's blond hair as she somewhat sloppily lifts and lowers her head on his fat ten inch cock. "Mmmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm!" Michelle McCool seductively moans on Jamie's cock as she quickly lifts and lowers her head, slapping her wet tongue against his shaft while she smoothly and eagerly bobs her head sucking on Jamie's ten inch cock. "Ahhhh... mmmm! OHHHH!" Jamie moans excitedly and loudly as Michelle smacks her tongue against his fat cock as she takes him deeper into her mouth. Michelle closes her eyes as she lowers her head completely on Jamie Noble's cock as she expertly holds his cock in her warm mouth while her wet saliva drips down on his shaft. The All-American Diva slowly lifts her head up and smiles at Jamie before she licks her soft, luscious lips "Jamie...we should get really rough...ya'll would like that?" "Oh yeah girl! Ya know I love gettin' to rough and wild!" Jamie says as he licks his teeth and then his lips as he easily pulls the drunk Diva close to him so that he can lay her on her back on the bed. Michelle smiles and laughs as she lays back on the bed and spreads her smooth, tanned lips apart to show her beautifully shaven and hot pussy "Jamie...ya'll better make me love life..." Jamie smirks, "Oh you're gonna love life after this!" Jamie says as he kneels between Michelle's legs and easily pushes his fat ten inch redneck cock. Jamie grabs Michelle's gorgeous hips and pulls her towards him as he starts thrusting his cock in and out of her tight and wet All American pussy. "Ohhhhh Jamie!" Michelle moans and gently grits her teeth together as the handsome redneck lays down on top of the sexy All-American Diva as he starts to thrust his cock into her warm pussy. Michelle places her soft hands onto Jamie arms as she smoothly moves underneath the thrusting Jamie Noble. "Ahhh uhhh ohhh fuck ya'll is tighter than I thought!" Jamie moans as he smoothly pumps his cock in and out of Michelle's pussy at a steady pace. Jamie's balls smack against the All-American Diva's smooth tanned skin with every one of his deep thrusts. Michelle licks her lips as she lifts her head up and gently kisses Jamie's lips while she gently grinds her warm, wet pussy against Jamie's thrusting cock. Michelle closes her eyes as she pushes her pussy against Jamie's cock as he quickens the pace of his firm thrusts. "Mmmm! MMMM!" Jamie moans into Michelle's mouth as he moves his tongue into Michelle's mouth as he swiftly pumps his ten inch cock in and out of her warm, tight and wet pussy. Michelle McCool gently taps her soft, wet tongue against Jamie's tongue as she arches her back slightly forcing Jamie Noble to slam his cock into her pussy at an angle while she grinds her hot, tanned body against his body. "Ohhhh ahhh mmm!" Jamie Noble moans as he slams his cock deeply into the All-American Diva's smooth pussy. Jamie's balls smack loudly against her smooth skin before he pulls his shaft out of her pussy and breaks the kiss with her, "Fuck girl... ya'll a hot one!" Jamie says as he turns Michelle onto her side and lays behind. The redneck Superstar lifts Michelle's left leg up and pushes his fat ten-inch redneck cock back into her pussy. "Mmmmmm! Ohhhhh Jamie! Ya'll are quick for the action!" Michelle McCool moans and laugh a bit as she starts to rock back against Jamie Noble as she lays on her side. Michelle bites down on her bottom lip as she presses her tanned, smoothly rounded ass back against Jamie's waist as he pushes his cock deeply into her warm pussy. "Ahhhh... uhhh yeah girl! I've been waiting for action since I first saw ya!" Jamie Noble moans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Michelle's warm tight pussy from behind. Jamie arches Michelle's left leg over his legs so that he's able to sharply drill her warm, wet pussy. Michelle glances over her shoulder and locks her beautiful eyes with Jamie Noble as she quickly moves back and forth while laying on her side on the hotel room bed. Sweat lightly drips off of Michelle's nicely tanned and toned body as the All-American Diva grinds her nice ass against his toned waist as she feels his rock hard cock slamming deeper into her pussy "Ohhhhh! Ohhhh Jamie!" "Ohhhh yeah! Ohhhh yea girl! Ohhhh fuck!" Jamie moans loudly as he deeply and repeatedly pumps his cock in and out of Michelle's pussy. Jamie licks his lips as he fucks Michelle with thrusts that match his eager desire. Michelle closes her eyes as the beautiful, drunken Diva begins to cum on Jamie's thrusting cock "Ohhhhhh Jamie boy!" Michelle moans with pleasure as her pussy tightens around his shaft while her juices of her warm pussy shower his cock. "Ahhhh... ohhh shit girl! Ohhhh yeah!" Jamie Noble moans as he starts cumming inside of Michelle's soaking wet pussy as she cums on his pussy. Jamie holds his ten inch cock deep inside of Michelle's pussy as he fills her with his warm cum. Michelle turns slightly and softly kisses Jamie's lips as she smoothly grinds back against Jamie's throbbing, cum spraying cock. "Mmmmm..." Jamie moans into Michelle's mouth as he keeps his cock inside of Michelle's pussy as he finishes cumming. Michelle slowly breaks the kiss and smiles as she locks her eyes with Jamie while he slowly thrusting his throbbing cock in and out of her wet pussy. "Mmmm damn girl... I love gettin' me some of ya!" Jamie says with a smile. Michelle smiles "Jamie...would ya'll like to stay the night?" Jamie grins "Girl... I'll stay longer than that if ya want!" -END-