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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Hardcore Punks
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

During a Friday night in Atlanta, Georgia in January 2010, CM Punk, wearing 
jeans, a black t-shirt and a hooded jacket, is driving his rental car as his 
girlfriend, the former WWE Diva known as Lita sits in the passenger seat as 
loud heavy punk music plays in the car. A few hours ago, Punk arrived in 
Atlanta because the next night, the WWE is having a live event in Augusta. 
With a night to kill, Punk picked up Lita to head out to one of their 
favorite underground punk clubs located in the city's warehouse district. 
"Hey... we're almost there!" Punk says loudly as he drives his car into a 
parking lot as Lita turns off the car's stereo.

Lita turns her head and raises an eyebrow as she glances at CM Punk "What did 
you say?" Lita asks with a laugh, dressed in a pair of slightly baggy black 
pants and a white tank top.

Punk smirks as he guides the car into the first parking lot his sees, "I said 
we're almost there..." Punk says as he glances at Lita.

Lita nods her head and laughs "I know...I can see that..." Lita says with a 
smirk directed at CM Punk.

"Oh well..." Punk smirks as he turns off the car's engine and takes the keys 
out of the ignition. "Bet tonight is gonna be a lot better than the club we 
went to when you came up to Chicago..." Punk says as he and Lita open their 
respective doors at the same time to get out.

Lita rolls her eyes and glances over at CM Punk on the other side of the car, 
while closing the passenger door. "Yeah! Without a doubt...Chicago just 
doesn't know how to...go extreme?" Lita says with a shrug and a laugh.

Punk closes the drivers side door, "Well I'm sure this place is called the 
Raunchy South for a reason.." Punk says as he puts his keys into his jeans 
pocket as he and Lita start to walk to the one warehouse where extremely loud 
punk music is playing.

Lita smirks slightly as she turns to glance at her boyfriend, CM Punk. "I 
caught your match this week on SmackDown, Phil..." Lita comments as she walks 
alongside him.

"Oh yeah? How did I do? Did I win?" Punk asks jokingly as he glances at the 
Lita.

Lita presses her sultry and moist lips together and shrugs her shoulders 
"Well I think you always look great...whether kicking ass or just looking 
fine as hell..." Lita says with a laugh.

"You trying to make me blush?" Punk laughs a bit, "Listen you really got to 
think about coming back... I could use a hot ass straightedge babe in my 
little group..." Punk says as they get closer to their destination.

Lita raises an eyebrow and laughs "Phil...I don't think I'd fit in with that 
group..." Lita says with an affectionate smile at her boyfriend, "I really 
think your beliefs are really awesome though...and you don't, in real life, 
at least try to push them on other people...like your hot ass girlfriend, 
me!" Lita says and teasingly pushes CM Punk lightly as they continue on their 
way toward the entrance of the club.

CM Punk laughs slightly, "Well I rather push something else into my hot ass 
girlfriend..." Punk says as they walk through the open door to enter the 
warehouse that is full of people dressed with hooded jackets, open plaid 
button-down shirts, wristbands, webbed belts, shorts, jeans, t-shirts.

Lita nods her head red haired head in approval. "Fuckin' sweet! Now this is 
what I'm talking about for a kick-ass club!" Lita shouts toward CM Punk over 
the loudly blaring music.

"Fuck yeah... shit nothing like the emo's up in Chicago... or the glammers in 
New York..." Punk shouts back to Lita before he notices there's a band 
playing at the far side of the club, "A check it out... fucking live music!" 
Punk shouts as he points towards them.

Lita smirks and laughs "This is definitely better than that club in Chicago!"

"Oh yeah... let's get closer to there..." Punk says with a grin as he and 
Lita start to push through the crowd.

"You know..." Lita starts to shout at CM Punk over the loud music as CM Punk 
guides the way for his girlfriend, Lita, to get through the large crowd 
toward the stage. "It's funny you mention about me returning...I've been 
kinda thinkin' about it!"

"Oh yeah?" Punk shouts back as he looks back at Lita as they work their way 
over to the stage.

Lita nods her red haired head "Yeah! What do you think about that?" Lita 
shouts back as the music on stage becomes even louder.

"I think that would be fucking sweet...we can hit all the clubs..." Punk 
shouts back as they get closer to the stage as the music is almost deafening.

Lita licks her teeth slightly and nods her head "Yeah it'd be a fuckin' 
blast!" Lita shouts back to CM Punk as he turns around to face his feisty and 
sultry girlfriend.

CM Punk licks his lips, "And since I'm feuding with Matt on TV... and Adam's 
coming back soon.... man we could go straight to the top... straightedge all 
the way baby!" Punk shouts as he puts his hands on Lita's hips to pull her 
against him.

Lita laughs and shakes her head "You're fuckin' crazy, Phil!" Lita says as 
she places her hands onto his shirt covered chest and looks directly at him.

"Oh like you're not nuts!" Punk says with a laugh before something catches 
his attention. Punk looks the left and smirks, "Hey Amy check that out..." 
Punk says as he sees a petite woman with blond hair and pink highlights that 
is spiked, is leaning against the wall of the club getting fucked by a heavy 
tattooed stud while everyone else treats it as nothing special.

Lita raises an eyebrow, glancing over at the couple eagerly fucking amongst 
the crowded club. "Now that's fuckin' crazy!" Lita says with a laugh, turning 
back to face CM Punk.

"Fuck yeah.... pretty hot though..." CM Punk shouts as Lita looks past him 
and sees another couple fucking near the stage.

"What the hell kinda place is this?" Lita shouts back at CM Punk before 
turning her attention back to face him. Lita pauses and raises an eyebrow 
with a laugh. "Phil...ok...I know that look..."

"What look?" Punk shouts his question at Lita,

"When you have some crazy idea!" Lita replies with a laugh.

Punk smirks a bit, "Oh.... that look! You want to know what I'm thinking?" 
Punk laughs.

Lita nods her head "Yeah!" Lita shouts over the loud music.

"All right... I'm think you and I go on that stage where the band is... and 
fuck like crazy..." Punk shouts.

Lita raises an eyebrow and laughs "Are you serious!?"

"Yeah!" Punk nods his head.

Lita licks her licks and smirks slightly at CM Punk "You know that does sound 
interesting and pretty fuckin' hot..."

"So let's do it." Punk smirks as he licks his lips while he looks at his 
smoking hot girlfriend.

Lita nods her red haired and laughs "Let's do it!" Lita says as she turns to 
step over toward the stage. CM Punk walks behind Lita as they head over to 
the stage. It takes them both a few minutes to get past the punkers closest 
to the stage, but once they get next to the stage, Punk helps Lita onto it 
before he climbs up on it. Lita tosses her fiery red hair back and licks her 
sultry lips as she remains seated on her knees on the stage as CM Punk 
proceeds to stand up in front of her. Lita seductively glances up at her 
boyfriend and places her hands onto his jeans covered legs and teasingly 
guides them up his legs. CM Punk smirks down at Lita as her hands reach his 
large belt buckle. As she starts to unbuckle it, Punk pulls off his hooded 
jacket and drops it next to Lita. Lita slyly licks her teeth as she narrows 
her eyes lustfully up at CM Punk as she pulls his belt through the loops of 
his jeans and drops the belt onto the stage floor next to her. Lita lightly 
grabs at the material of his jeans before she starts to unbutton and unzip 
them.

CM Punk smirks at Lita and then glances at the band that's playing and sees 
that the drummer and bass player are checking them out. "Let's really put on 
a fucking show Amy!" Punk shouts down to Lita as she starts to jerk and tug 
on his jeans to pull them from his waist and free his large and thick 
hardening cock.

Lita nods her head and smirks up at CM Punk, before shouting "You got it 
babe!" Lita replies before she wraps her left hand around his impressively 
long and nicely thick, semi-hard cock and begins to smoothly stroke her left 
hand up and down his shaft.

"Mmmm fuck..." Punk groans as Lita moves her left hand briskly along the 
length of his cock while he pulls off his t-shirt revealing his toned, 
tattooed and slightly hairy upper body

"Mmmmm fuck babe..." Lita seductively groans as she glances up at his 
exposed, toned and tattooed chest as she moves her left hand at a quicker 
pace against his now fully hard cock.

"Ahhhh shit..." Punk licks his lips as Lita swiftly moves her left hand back 
and forth on his thick and long cock that is clearly over a foot long.

"Mmmm you like that babe?" Lita asks with a seductive smirk on her face as 
she once again tosses her fiery red hair back and leans her head forward to 
kiss the swollen head of his rock hard cock with her sinfully soft and moist 
lips.

"Fuck yeah babe!" Punk shouts as Lita rubs the head of his rock hard dick 
against her soft, moist lips. Lita teasingly slides her sultry tongue out of 
her mouth and uses the tip of her tongue to rub the head of CM Punk's cock, 
before using the base of her tongue to seductively lick he head of his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Punk groans as he puts his right hand on Lita's head as she 
slides her tongue back and forth against the top of his dick. Lita 
seductively flicks her tongue against the head of CM Punk's cock while 
lowering her left hand to the base of his shaft and holding steady, before 
she opens her incredibly hot, wet mouth and lowers her red haired head, 
taking his cock into her mouth. Punk licks his lips as Lita takes over half 
of his cock into her mouth before she starts to bob her head on his meaty 
shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Lita deeply moans as she wraps her lips firmly around CM Punk's 
cock and begins to bob her head on his cock, perfectly sucking on his cock. 
Lita closes her lustful eyes and steadily works her red haired head up and 
down on his cock.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm..." Punk moans as Lita bobs her head up and down on his 
cock as he slides his right hand against her hair. Lita places her right hand 
onto his thigh as she starts to bob her head at a quicker pace, brushing her 
sultry lips back and forth on his shaft as the crowded club watches on and 
enjoys the loud music from the staging as if seeing to individuals on the 
stage, one giving and the other receiving a blowjob were a natural scene.

"Ahhhh fuck yeah... mmm..." Punk groans as Lita takes his cock deeper into 
her sultry mouth. Punk glances out at the crowded club and smirks, "Damn this 
place is fucking great..."

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Lita groans as she turns her red haired head on CM Punk's 
cock, grinding her lips on his shaft before she starts to take his cock deep 
inside of her wet mouth.

"Ahhhh... mmmm awww..." Punk moans as he starts to move his hips in order to 
thrust his cock in and out of Lita's mouth. With each of his forward thrusts, 
Punk pushes his cock further into Lita's mouth.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Lita moans as she feels the head of CM Punk's cock 
gradually smacking against the back of her incredible mouth as he pumps his 
cock easily into her eager mouth. CM Punk puts his left hand on Lita's head 
as he steadily fucks her mouth with swift and deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmm! MMMMMM! Ohhhhh Gahhhhh!" Lita lustfully moans and gags on CM 
Punk's cock as he thrusts his cock deeply and rapidly into her hot mouth, 
causing saliva to drip from her mouth.

"Ahhh fuck yeah.... mmmmm yeah!" Punk moans as he drives his cock all the way 
into Lita's mouth one last time before he pulls his saliva covered dick out 
of her mouth.

Lita hungrily looks up and CM Punk, licking her lips as saliva lightly drips 
from her mouth. "Mmmm babe....I hope you're ready to fuck me!"

"Damn straight I am... but you got way too much clothes on..." CM Punk smirks 
just before Lita starts to pull off her white tank top. Lita tosses her white 
tank top off of the stage and lands onto the club floor, with her large and 
juicy, tanned and rounded tits fully exposed. Lita licks her teeth and 
proceeds to stand up from the stage floor to push her slightly baggy pants 
down from her sinfully curved waist and down her smoothly toned, tanned and 
stunning legs. CM Punk walks around behind Lita as she steps out of her 
pants. Punk grabs Lita by her hips and beds her forward and as she looks back 
at him, Punk pushes his saliva covered cock into her hot wet and tight pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmm fuck Phil!" Lita loudly ground as she places her hands 
forward onto the side of one of the large sound speakers, leaning forward 
more, as CM Punk starts to thrust his cock into her pussy from behind, 
causing her to rock forward on her feet.

"Ahhhh yeah.... mmm fuck..." CM Punk grunts as he pulls Lita back against 
himself as he pumps his cock in and out of her pussy.

Lita grits her teeth as she locks her seductive eyes with Punk, looking back 
at him as her sultry and juicy ass smacks steadily against his toned waist. 
"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh fuck!" Lita moans.

"Ahhhh... ahhh..." Punk groans as he moves his hands from Lita's hips and 
reaches around her to grab her large juicy tanned tits as he pounds her pussy 
with quick, sharp thrusts.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh fuck!" Lita groans as she licks her lips and turns her head 
to seductively glance at the live playing band on stage, while grinding her 
incredibly hot body back against CM Punk's cock. Punk firmly gropes Lita's 
tits as he deeply rams his cock into Lita's pussy. The lead singer from the 
live playing band glances at Lita and grabs his own crotch while he continues 
to perform for the packed club. Lita narrows her eyes lustfully as she stares 
at the lead singer, watching him grab his crotch while she grinds her smoking 
hot, juicy ass against CM Punk's toned waist as she rocks back on her knees 
to push herself back against his cock.

CM Punk pulls his cock out of Lita's pussy and smacks his cock against her 
ass before turning her around. Lita raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks as she 
takes a moment to glance down at his long and thick, fully hard cock soaked 
with her saliva and pussy juices. "Mmmm...babe lay down..." Lita lustfully 
groans.

"All right..." Punk smirks as he lays down on the stage with his thick long 
cock pointing straight up.

Lita presses her pouty and sultry lips together as she moves down onto the 
stage floor, along with CM Punk, before straddling and seductively mounting 
her body onto his rock hard cock. "Ohhhhhh....fuck!" Lita groans moans and 
places her hands onto his toned and hair covered chest as she starts to rock 
forward on his large cock.

"Ahhhh fuck yeah..." Punk groans as he bends his legs so that when Lita rocks 
back her back presses against his knees. Punk places his hands on Lita's hips 
and starts to thrust his meaty cock up into her tight pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah!" Lita moans loudly and leans her red hair back as 
she feels her back lightly grinding against CM Punk's knees as she bounces 
and rides his upward thrusting cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh.... awww..." CM Punk grunts as he pumps his cock firmly up into 
Lita's hot tight pussy as she bounces up and down on his dick.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhhh!" Lita lustfully moans as she rocks forward 
sharply on CM Punk's cock, grinding her tight and wet pussy down on his 
shaft. CM Punk places his hands on Lita's large tits as they bounce with 
every movement the lustful former WWE Diva makes as she rides his upward 
pistoning cock. Lita grits her teeth and lightly digs her fingernails into CM 
Punk's toned and hair covered chest as she continues to rock and bounce on 
his cock in front of the live audience watching the band playing on stage.

"Ahhhh ohhh fuck yeah baby... mmmm..." CM Punk moans as he Lita slams herself 
down on his cock. Lita presses her sultry lips together and seductively looks 
down at CM Punk as her sinfully hot body grinds down on his shaft, feeling 
him rapidly thrusting up in her tight pussy. CM Punk licks his lips and he 
turns over with Lita still on his cock so that he's on top of his hot 
girlfriend. As Lita wraps her legs around his waist, Punk keeps pumping his 
dick in and out of her pussy.

"Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh Phil! Ohhhhhh fuck babe!" Lita groans and licks her lips as 
she grinds her pussy against his thrusting cock as she now lays on the stage 
floor underneath him.

"Ahhh.... aww.... ahhh..." CM Punk grunts as he drives his cock repeatedly 
into Lita's pussy. Punk's large ballsack smacks loudly against Lita's smooth 
skin as she moves against him. Lita places her hands onto CM Punk's tattooed 
covered arms as she grinds her pussy and moves seductively underneath CM Punk 
as he rapidly thrusts his cock into her pussy. CM Punk grits his teeth as he 
pounds Lita's wet cunt with his large pistoning cock. Punk sits up on his 
knees as he keeps fucking his girlfriend on the stage a few feet away from 
the live playing band.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh!" Lita moans loudly as she grinds her hot pussy back 
against his cock as sweat drips from her smoking hot body.

"Ahhhhh awww fuck..." CM Punk tosses his sweat soaked black hair back as he 
pulls Lita against himself to keep his cock going deep into her pussy with 
each thrust.

"Ohhhhhh! Fuck ohhhhhh!" Lita moans as she arches her back slightly as she 
feels CM Punk's pounding his cock deeply into her tight, wet pussy. CM Punk 
grinds his teeth together as Lita arches her back a bit more so that his cock 
is pumping in an angle into her pussy. Punk's thick and long cock starts to 
throb as he continues to fuck his smoking hot girlfriend's twat.

"Ohhhhhhh fuck Phil!" Lita moans with sweat drenching her face as her pussy 
tightens suddenly around CM Punk's cock and she begins to cum.

"Ahhhh awww yeah babe..." CM Punk groans as Lita's cum flows onto his 
pistoning and pulsating cock. Lita licks her lips and closes her eyes as she 
lays back on the floor of the stage, feeling CM Punk continue to ram his cock 
into her tight, warm pussy.

"Ahhhh ahhh.... awww..." CM Punk groans as he pulls his cock out of Lita's 
soaking wet cunt and moves to straddle her hot, sweat coated body.

Lita narrows her eyes and seductively looks up at CM Punk as he aims his cock 
directly at her face. "Mmmmm...have something for me babe..."

"Awww yeah Amy..." CM Punk smirks as he starts to stroke his throbbing cock 
as Lita cups her large tits with both hands. Punk tilts his head back and 
starts to shoot his warm jizz all over Lita's face.

"Mmmmmmm...." Lita groans as she opens her mouth, managing to catch some of 
his cum with her mouth, while the rest splatters against her sweat dripping 
face.

"Ahhh shit..." CM Punk groans as he keeps stroking his cock as he shoots his 
warm thick spunk onto Lita's face while on the stage. No one in the club 
really seems to care, as they are more interested in the band.

Lita licks her lips as she sits up on the stage once CM Punk moves off of 
her. "Mmmm babe..."

"Yeah babe?" Punk smirks at Lita as he kneels on the stage and wipes sweat 
off of his face.

"That was fuckin' hot!" Lita says with a laugh.

"Fuck yeah..." Punk smirks, "Lets get dressed and get something to drink...."

Lita smiles "Ok....sounds good to me!" Lita says before she sits up on her 
knees and goes to reach for her baggy pants. "Say Phil...."

"Yeah?" Punk asks as he reaches for his jeans.

"Did you see how the drummer and lead singer were like totally fuckin' 
watching us?"

"Yeah... I noticed why do you ask?" Punk smirks.

Lita shrugs her shoulders and laughs "Well...it did seem like they were 
interested..."

CM Punk smirks, "Maybe after they are done with their set... we should see 
how interested they are..."

Lita raises an eyebrow and laughs "Just what are you thinking, Phil?"

Punk shrugs, "I don't know... maybe a little gang bang..."

Lita laughs and shakes her red haired head "Why do all my boyfriends think I 
would like that?"

CM Punk smirks, "Because you kinda do..."

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