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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



He Said She Said Part 2: Shawn's Version
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

In early May 1996 at the World Wrestling Federation's headquarters in 
Stamford, Connecticut, Dok Hendrix, the host of WWF Action Zone, is sitting 
in a studio across from 'The Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels, the reigning 
World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion. Hendrix relaxes in his chair 
as the cameraman gives him the signal to start the interview. "Shawn, first 
let me say, thanks for coming to the studio..." Dok Hendrix says.

"It's no problem Dok, you know me, I don't duck a microphone..." Shawn says 
with a light laugh.

Dok Hendrix laughs, "That much is true... but let's go right to why you're 
here... recently on RAW, Diana Hart-Smith, the wife of the British Bulldog 
and sister of Bret and Owen Hart, claimed that you made some inappropriate 
advances towards her following the last In Your House pay-per-view..."

Shawn laughs, "First off Dok, Diana shouldn't flatter herself, cause I am the 
Heartbreak Kid, I don't chase women... they chase after me... as if I was a 
Freebird..." Shawn smiles.

Dok laughs, "Well I know a little something about that... but back to the 
matter at hand, nothing happened with you and Diana?" Dok asks.

"Well I didn't say that... what I said is that I didn't make any advances 
towards her..." Shawn says, "You see Diana has been chasing after me for 
years... going way back to Summerslam in 1992 where she was practically 
begging me to show her the real definition of a summer slam."

"So... what did happen?" Dox Hendrix asks.

"It was like this..." Shawn Michaels starts to say.

* * *

Backstage at the Omaha Civic Auditorium in Omaha, Nebraska on April 28, 1996, 
the In Your House Pay-Per-View known as Good Friends, Better Enemies has just 
completed it's broadcast following Shawn Michaels retaining his WWF 
Championship in a no-holds barred match against his former best friend 'Big 
Daddy Cool' Diesel. Shawn, wearing black wrestling tights with blue 'broken 
hearts' printed on them, leaves the trainers room with his WWF Championship 
belt as the first of three special matches for the fans in attendance gets 
started.

"Man... hate having to that to Big Daddy Cool..." Shawn says with a sigh as 
he hears the music for Savio Vega playing in the arena. Shawn starts to walk 
towards where his private locker room as James E. Cornette steps in front of 
him with a sly grin on his face while he holds his trademark tennis racket. 
Shawn sighs, "What do you want Cornette?"

"Shawn... you better enjoy your victory tonight cause tomorrow night on RAW, 
I'm unveiling the new number one contender that will face you at the next 
pay-per-view..." Cornette says.

Shawn rolls his eyes, "Let me guess... that big guy you brought in back at 
the Rumble... Vader?"

Cornette laughs, "You'll just have to wait and see tomorrow night Shawn... 
and let me tell you something, get that belt polished because it's coming to 
Camp Cornette next month," Cornette says before he walks around the reigning 
WWF Heavyweight Champion.

"Out of the frying pan..." Shawn mumbles before he resumes walking to his 
locker room. After a few minutes, Shawn reaches his locker room and he raises 
an eyebrow when he sees that it's open. "Hmmm..." Shawn says as slowly he 
enters his locker room, and he keeps an eye out for an ambush to come from 
the direction of the locker room's shower area. After he closes the door, 
Shawn turns around and sees Diana Hart-Smith, laying on his couch, "What are 
you doing here?" Shawn asks as he looks at the wife of the British Bulldog 
who is wearing a white blouse and a pair of nicely fitted black pants.

Diana Hart-Smith smiles angelically as she starts to approach Shawn Michaels 
as he stands in the doorway of his locker room. "Oh Shawn...I hope you don't 
mind me being in here...but I just had to see you..."

"Well you've seen me... now get out..." Shawn says as he steps into his own 
locker room and places the WWF Heavyweight Championship belt down on a table.

Diana innocently raises her hands up "No...Shawn...wait...please...just 
listen to me..." Diana softly pleads.

Shawn, clearly frustrated with what he's had to deal with after his No Holds 
Barred match with Diesel, rolls his eyes, "What do you want? I got to get a 
shower..." Shawn says.

Diana Hart-Smith smiles softly and shyly lowers her blond-brown haired head 
down as she sweetly bites down on her bottom lip. "It's no secret Shawn...how 
you've been looking at me when I've been at ringside with Davey...and to be 
honest...I've been looking at you as well..."

Shawn pauses and laughs, "Diana... that line didn't work in four years ago... 
and it's not going to work now..." Shawn says while shaking his head.

Diana lifts her head to looks at Shawn Michaels before she steps closer 
"Shawn...I want you...and you want me..."

"What I want... is for you to get out of here before your jacked up husband 
finds you straying from the nest... like he did when he found you with..." 
Shawn starts to say before Diana cuts him off by placing her hands on his 
sweat coated, slightly hairy chest.

"Shawn..." Diana says as she steps up closer, gently moving her soft hands 
against his muscular, sweat coated, slightly hair covered chest. "He won't 
find out...Shawn...you know you want this as badly as I do..." Diana says in 
a soft whisper.

"You are..." Shawn Michaels manages to say before Diana surprises him by 
kissing him and pushing her tongue into his mouth.

"Mmmmmm..." Diana softly moans and closes her eyes as she moves her hands 
from Shawn's chest to his shoulders as she presses her soft and pouty lips 
against his lips, working her soft, wet tongue against his tongue and inside 
of his warm mouth.

"Mmmmm..." Shawn moans as Diana's moves her tongue around inside of his mouth 
while she slides her hands over his chest and after a few moments, Shawn 
starts to return Diana's kiss.

"Mmmmmm....ohhhhh..." Diana Hart-Smith softly and lustfully moans into 
Shawn's mouth as she deeply kisses him back, while presses her petite, 
gorgeous body against his body.

"Mmmmmm..." Shawn moans as he slides his tongue against Diana's tongue as he 
places his hands on her slender hips. With her body pressing against his, 
Diana starts to slide her hands from Shawn's chest to his toned stomach and 
then to his waist.

Diana gently breaks her sensual kiss with Shawn Michaels and innocently looks 
at him with her beautiful eyes. "I want you Shawn..." Diana says before she 
starts to push his wrestling tights down from his toned waist.

"You're crazy..." Shawn Michaels replies as Diana pushes down his wrestling 
tights until Shawn's long, nicely thick and noticeably hardening cock is 
freed.

Diana licks her lips as she glances down at Shawn's exposed cock and gently 
places her right hand around his shaft, gently stroking her hand against his 
gradually hardening cock. "You know you feel the same way Shawn..." Diana 
says.

"I'm the Heartbreak Kid... any woman who does what you're doing is going to 
get my attention..." Shawn replies as Diana strokes his cock. Diana Hart-
Smith smiles and cutely laughs at Shawn Michaels before she lowers herself 
down onto her knees, while still stroking Shawn's cock with her right hand.

"Mmmmm...." Shawn moans as Diana uses her free left hand to pull down Shawn's 
wrestling tights so that he can step out of then while she strokes his dick 
with her right hand. Diana closes her beautiful eyes as she opens her mouth 
and easily lowers her head on his cock, taking him into her nicely warm and 
wet, soothing mouth. Diana proceeds to press her soft and moist lips around 
his shaft and begins to gently bob her head, while lowering her right hand to 
the base of his cock, in order to keep his shaft steady as she sucks on it.

"Ahhhh.... mmm..." Shawn moans as Diana bobs her head at a smooth pace on his 
long and fully hardened cock.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Diana Hart-Smith softly moans against Shawn's cock as 
she lightly bobs her head on his cock, playfully slapping her wet tongue 
against his shaft.

"Ahhh... mmm..." Shawn moans as he feels Diana's tongue beating against his 
cock as she sucks on it.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Diana moans softly as she continues to bob her 
head, sucking and slurping, perfectly on the cock of Shawn Michaels, as her 
wet saliva drips on his cock.

"Mmmm.... you know your way around a cock..." Shawn moans as Diana slurps on 
his cock each time she lifts her head towards the head of his shaft. Diana 
lifts her beautiful eyes and glances up at Shawn Michaels before she starts 
to bob her head at a quicker pace, slapping her tongue and dragging her 
tongue around and against his cock.

"Awww... mmmm fuck..." Shawn moans as Diana swiftly bobs her head on his long 
hard shaft while continuing to work her tongue against it. Diana Hart-Smith 
gently turns her head on Shawn's cock before lowering her head completely 
down on his nicely long and thick cock.

"Mmmm... ahhh..." Shawn groans as Diana manages to swallow almost his entire 
cock.

"Mmmmmmm...." Diana moans before she slowly lifts her head from Shawn's cock 
and lightly tosses her gorgeously flowing hair back. Shawn Michaels licks his 
lips as his cock escapes Diana's mouth before he watches her slowing remove 
her white blouse. Diana sweetly smiles up at Shawn Michaels as she lifts her 
white blouse from her upper body, exposing her nicely rounded and perky tits 
to him. Diana licks her pouty lips as she scoots back on her knees and starts 
to unbutton her nicely fitted pants.

"No bra.... and no panties..." Shawn comments as he watches Diana Hart-Smith 
removes her pants, which allows Shawn to see her smoothly shaved pussy.

Diana cutely blushes and bites down on her bottom lip "I want you so bad 
Shawn." Diana says as she stands up from the locker room floor.

"I think that much is obvious" Shawn Michaels replies as the sister of Bret 
and Owen Hart turns around and steps over to the couch in order to bend over 
it. The reigning WWF Heavyweight Champion moves to stand behind Diana and as 
she braces herself, Shawn pushes his long, hard and saliva coated dick into 
her tight wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...." Diana Hart-Smith moans and closes her eyes as she slightly 
rocks forward, feeling Shawn's cock entering her tight and warm, wet pussy.

"Mmmm.... ahhh..." Shawn groans as he begins to thrust his cock in and out of 
Diana's pussy at a steady pace as he places his hands on her hips.

"Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhh Shawn..." Diana moans as she gently rocks 
back on her feet to smoothly push her gorgeous body back against his cock as 
he firmly pumps his cock forward into her pussy. The sweat coated Heartbreak 
Kid keeps his cock pumping into Diana's pussy as she pushes back to match his 
pace. However very gradually, Shawn starts to increase the speed up his 
thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh...ohhhhh!" Diana Hart-Smith moans as she closes her eyes 
and leans her head back as she feels his cock deeply ramming into her tight 
and warm pussy.

"Ahhh.... ahhh...awww..." Shawn groans as he drills Diana's pussy with swift 
and sharp thrusts. Diana stops pushing back against The Heartbreak Kid fucks 
her with long hard shaft.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhh Shawn!" Diana moans as her nicely rounded ass smacks gently 
against Shawn's toned waist, feeling his cock ramming deeper into her wet and 
tight pussy. Shawn wraps his arms around the slender waist of Diana Hart-
Smith and pulls her with him as he turns and moves to sit on the couch. Once 
he's on the couch, Diana is mounted on Shawn's cock with her back pressing 
back against Shawn's sweat coated, slightly hairy chest.

Diana bites down on her bottom lip and sits up slightly on Shawn Michaels, 
placing her hands behind her onto his toned, tanned and hair covered chest as 
she starts to smoothly bounce on his cock. "Ohhhhh...ohhhh Shawn.."

"Mmmmm... shit.... ahhh..." Shawn moans as moves his hands back to Diana's 
hips and helps her bounce on his upward thrusting cock as he leans back on 
the couch.

"Ohhhhhh....ohhhhhh Shawn...ohhhhhh...." Diana moans as she gently grinds 
down on his cock as she smoothly bounces on his shaft as he slightly thrusts 
up into her pussy. Shawn Michaels licks his lips as Diana's nicely round ass 
smacks down against his toned waist each time she drops on his cock.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh Shawn...ohhhh yeah..." Diana moans as she glances over her 
shoulder and sweetly looks at Shawn Michaels while she bounces smoothly on 
his cock. "Ohhhhh yeah Shawn..."

"Ahhh... awww... ahhh..." Shawn grits his teeth as Diana Hart-Smith keeps 
bouncing up and down on his upward thrusting and now throbbing cock.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh Shawn..." Diana Hart-Smith lustfully moans as she 
smoothly moves her body on his cock. Shawn wraps his arms around Diana and 
leans to his left until he and Diana are laying on the couch. Once on their 
sides, Shawn lifts Diana's right leg up and begins to rapidly pump his cock 
into her wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh Shawn! Ohhhhhhh!" Diana Hart-Smith moans and she begins 
to sweat, while he rapidly drives his cock into her pussy.

"Ahhh... aww...." Shawn groans as his cock throbs and pulsates as he drills 
Diana's pussy relentlessly from behind.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah Shawn...ohhhh baby..." Diana moans lustfully as she 
feels his cock deeply ramming into her pussy at a quick pace.

"Ahhh..... awww.... ahhh..." Shawn groans as he starts to cum inside of Diana 
Hart-Smith's hot wet pussy.

Diana glances over her shoulder and sweetly smiles at Shawn as she feels his 
warm cum flooding her pussy. "Ohhhh Shawn..."

"Ahhh... mmm..." Shawn groans as he holds his cock inside of Diana's pussy 
until he's finished cumming.

"Mmmmm...Shawn...I know you wanted this..."

"Mmmm you better get lost... before Davey Boy comes looking for you..." Shawn 
says as he pulls out of Diana's pussy.

Diana blushes slightly "Shawn...I want to see you again..."

Shawn smirks, "Maybe if you're good..." Shawn replies

"I won't tell anyone Shawn..."

Shawn smirks, "I'm going to hold you to that..."

-END-