READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: He's...Intense by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Backstage at a WWE Live Event taking place at the Four States Entertainment Center in Texarkana, Arkansas, the six-foot eight-inch tall, extremely intense Superstar known as Vance Archer, wearing dark green and black wrestling trunks, is returning from the ring after demolishing Tyler Reks in less than five minutes. As Vance makes his way to the locker room area, he crosses paths with ECW's beautiful blond haired General Manager Tiffany as she's heading to her office. "Another day... another perfect victory..." Vance says with a confident smirk. Tiffany, dressed in a short black skirt and a light blue top with a black business jacket over the top, presses her lips together and nods her blond haired head at Vance Archer. "I must say Vance...you're pretty impressive..." "Of course I am," Vance says, "I'm Vance Archer... everything I do is impressive and designed to leave a lasting impression..." Tiffany smiles sweetly and nods her head "I see Vance and with that attitude I am guaranteed that you will become a huge star...in fact, if you keep up this intensity in the ring, don't be surprised to find yourself at future number one contender at Christian's Championship..." Vance smirks, "As I said before on ECW, I'm going to take my time... and there's no guarantee Christian will be the guy I demolish when I eventually earn my title shot..." Tiffany nods her head and glances down for a moment "You seem pretty confident, Vance..." "Seem? No... I am confident..." Vance smirks. Tiffany bites down on her bottom lip and nods her head "Well that is a good attribute to have...' "You should see my other attributes..." Vance Archer replies. Tiffany raises an eyebrow slightly and looks suspicious at Vance Archer, "Just what exactly are you getting at, Vance?" Vance slightly licks his teeth, "What I'm getting at is that as General Manager you should be aware of all of my abilities..." Tiffany places her hands onto her nicely curved hips and presses her pouty lips together. "All of your abilities?" "Yeah..." Vance nods his head. Tiffany licks her lips slightly and smiles "Like what exactly?" Tiffany asks as she innocently looks at the intense ECW Superstar. "Like this..." Vance Archer replies before he boldly takes hold of Tiffany's left hand and her place it on his large bulging crotch. Tiffany's innocent and beautiful eyes widen as she feels the bulging crotch of Vance Archer's wrestling tights, as he holds her hand against it. "Ohhh Vance..." Tiffany cutely laughs. "Care to become more familiar with my abilities?" Vance smirks as he grinds his bulging crotch against Tiffany's hand. Tiffany innocently blushes and the beautiful General Manager nods her blond haired head "I think I would like to..." * * * A short time later inside of the ECW General Manager's office, Tiffany is sitting on her office chair, stroking Vance Archer's massive cock, as she's clearly impressed with the full size of his shaft. Tiffany licks her pouty and luscious lips as she smoothly moves her left hand up and down Vance Archer's massively long and thick cock, before she adorably looks up at the intense Superstar. "Mmmm...that is really big, Vance..." Tiffany says before she leans her blond haired head down and delicately kisses the head of his cock. "Mmmmm damn right it is..." Vance smirks as Tiffany softly kisses the swollen head of his long, hard and thick cock. Tiffany closes her eyes as she gently slides her tongue against the thick head of Vance's cock, lightly brushing her tongue across the swollen head. Tiffany's soothing wet saliva lightly coats the head of his cock while she playfully moves her tongue. "Ahhhh..." Vance moans as Tiffany circles her tongue on the large head of his massive cock. Vance reaches down with both hands and pulls open Tiffany's black business jacket to get a better look at her light blue top covered chest. Tiffany gradually opens her mouth and proceeds to lower her blond haired head on Vance's cock, taking the head and upper portion of his cock into her sweetly wet mouth. "Mmmmm..." Tiffany softly moans and begins to smoothly move her head on his cock. "Ahhhh yeah.... mmmm..." Vance Archer moans as Tiffany bobs her head at a smooth pace on his huge cock. Tiffany lowers her left hand to the base of Vance Archer's cock and holds his cock steady as she perfectly moves her blond haired head on his cock, gently lapping her tongue around his massively thick cock. "Ohhhh mmmm..." Vance licks his lips as Tiffany slaps her tongue against his very long and thick cock as she takes a bit more of it into her mouth. Tiffany places her right hand onto his muscular waist as she starts to bob her head at a steady, quickening pace, moving her head swiftly on his shaft while her wet saliva drips on his cock. "Ahhhh... awwww yeah..." Vance Archer moans as Tiffany bobs her head at a brisk pace on his large shaft while her saliva rolls down the length of his dick. Tiffany opens her beautiful eyes and innocently glances up at Vance Archer as she perfectly moves her head on his cock, playfully smacking her soft tongue against his massively impressive cock. "Mmmmm I think that's enough of that..." Vance smirks as Tiffany looks up at him with his cock half way inside of her mouth. Tiffany slowly and playfully drags her wet tongue against the tender underside of Vance's massive cock before she smoothly lifts her head with a cute, but seductive pop of her lips. The powerful ECW Superstar smirks down at Tiffany as he pulls off her black business jacket followed by lifting off her light blue top. Tiffany presses her pouty lips together and blushes as she stands up from the chair with her black laced bra exposed. Tiffany cutely and shyly lowers her head as she reaches over her shoulder and unclips her bra. "Yeah... show me those tits..." Vance Archer licks his teeth slightly as Tiffany pulls off her bra to reveal her round, firm tits. Tiffany smiles sweetly as she removes her bra completely to allow Vance Archer, with a quiet smirk on his face, to gaze as her nicely juicy and tanned tits. As Vance looks at Tiffany's juicy and tanned tits, the gorgeous ECW General Manager slides down her black skirt from her waist. Tiffany raises an eyebrow and smirks at Vance Archer as she kicks her black skirt to the side and reveals her bare, smoothly shaved and nicely wet pussy. Vance smirks, "Nice..." Vance says before he pulls Tiffany to the left and bends her over her desk. Vance stands behind Tiffany and proceeds to push his massive hard cock into her tight wet pussy. "Ohhhhhhhh!" Tiffany moans and closes her eyes as she sharply rocks forward against the desk, causing her to bend over more as the intense ECW Superstar begins to pump his cock into her from behind. "Ahhhh.... awww...." Vance grunts as he firmly thrusts his cock in and out of Tiffany's tight pussy. Vance has his hands on Tiffany's hips and he holds her steady as he fucks her. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Tiffany sweetly and lustfully moans as she gorgeous body slides against then surface and edge of the desk as Vance drives his cock deeply into her pussy, while he roughly jerks her back against his cock. "Mmmmmm ahhhh.... awww..." Vance Archer groans as he moves the beautiful ECW General Manager back and forth as he pumps his large cock harder into her tight wet pussy. "Ohhhhhh...mmmm Vance..." Tiffany moans as her adorable, tanned, juicy ass smacks against his muscular waist as her body is roughly forced back against his intensely thrusting cock. Vance smirks as he continues to drive his cock into Tiffany's pussy with powerful thrusts. Vance's large ballsack smacks between Tiffany's legs with each of his deep thrusts. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Tiffany moans as she slides her hands against the smooth surface of the desk, laying out further while bent over. "Ohhhhhh... ohhhh yeah Vance..." Tiffany moans as her gorgeous body rocks between the desk and the muscular body of Vance Archer. Vance smirks as he sees that Tiffany's upper body is laying flat down against the desk as he fucks her from behind. The intense ECW Superstar pulls his cock out of Tiffany's pussy and takes a step back so that he can pick up her legs and turn her over onto her back. Vance holds Tiffany's legs apart and rams his huge cock back into her wet pussy. "Ohhhhhhhh!" Tiffany cutely moans and grits her teeth as she feels Vance Archer's massive cock slam into her wet, tight pussy, causing the beautiful ECW General Manager to slide against the surface of the desk while on her back. "Mmmmmm ahhhh.... awww..." Vance Archer grunts as he holds Tiffany's legs up as his large cock pistons in and out of Tiffany's wet pussy. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhh Vance!" Tiffany lustfully moans as she slides back and forth on the smooth surface of the desk as the intense ECW Superstar slams his massive cock deeply into her tight and wet pussy. Vance licks his lips as he keeps an intense, brisk pace as he drives his cock deeply into Tiffany's pussy. "Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh Vance!" Tiffany moans as sweat begins to drip from her body as Vance Archer roughly and deeply slams his massive, intense cock into her pussy. "Ahhh yeah... mmmm fuck.... awww..." Vance Archer grunts and moans as he pounds Tiffany's pussy with his massive long and thick cock. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh!" Tiffany moans as she suddenly begins to cum. "Ahhhh... mmmm awww..." Vance groans as his cock starts to throb inside of Tiffany's pussy as she cums on his pistoning shaft. Tiffany grits her teeth and arches her back as Vance Archer continues to deeply and intensely drive his shaft into her pussy. "Ahh.... awwww damn.... mmmmm fuck..." Vance grunts as he begins to cum inside of Tiffany's hot wet pussy. Tiffany presses her pouty lips together and closes her beautiful eyes as she feels Vance's warm cum flooding her tight pussy. "Ahhh.... mmmm.... ahhh..." Vance moans as he fills Tiffany's pussy with his spunk. Tiffany leans her head back against the desk as she slowly and smoothly pushes forward against his pulsating cock. "Ahhh.... see... I leave a lasting impression..." Vance smirks as he pulls his cock out of Tiffany's pussy. Tiffany opens her eyes and innocently smiles at Vance Archer as she lays on the desk, trying to catch her breath as sweat drips from her body. "Mmmm... you're real intense..." Vance Archer smirks again, "Damn straight I am..." -END-