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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



He's No Dork, He's A Stud
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

At Detroit, Michigan's Joe Louis Arena, during the January 24, 2011 broadcast 
of Monday Night RAW, United States Champion Daniel Bryan is closing the door 
to his locker room after WWE Officials have escorted the Bella Twins out 
after they found out Daniel was dating Gail Kim and was only hanging out with 
them because he felt sorry them. Daniel, wearing red and white wrestling 
trunks, walks to the bathroom as Gail walks out after taking a few moments to 
compose herself after the brawl she just had with Brie and Nikki. "Well... 
that was interesting..." Daniel says with an innocent smile.

Gail Kim presses her lips together as she unzips up her tight fitting black 
leather vest, covering her already tight black top, while she also wears a 
pair of tight fitting black pants. "I can't believe those immature girls, 
Daniel!" Gail says as she shakes her dark haired head.

"You mean you're actually thought they'd act mature?" Daniel asks with a 
jokingly stunned look on his face.

Gail Kim crosses her arms against her chest and shakes her head once again. 
"I don't know why I'm letting this get to me...they are so pathetic 
anyway...if it wasn't for you being their friend, Brie and Nikki would have 
no one..."

"And now they don't," Daniel says, "And as interesting as it was to hang 
around them... they have to be the most vain people I've met that's not named 
Miz..."

Gail takes a breath "They're just pathetic little girls...what interest would 
you have in them anyway? You want a woman...not some pathetic little girl..." 
Gail Kim says, still highly irritated over her confrontation with Brie and 
Nikki Bella.

"Ummm Gail it sorta was your idea for me to hang out with them when they 
started chasing me..." Daniel laughs. "Besides you're more woman than they 
could ever be..."

Gail smirks a bit and nods her head. "Yeah...and that's why you love me so 
much..." Gail says with a sweet laugh.

"Well that's one of the reasons..." Daniel Bryan says with a smile.

Gail raises an eyebrow and takes a step closer. "One of the reasons?"

"Yeah... you're one hell of a wrestler too..." Daniel answers.

Gail nods her head. "Another good answer, Mr. Bryan..." Gail says with a 
laugh.

"You're keeping track?" Daniel asks as Gail places her hands on his chest 
while he places his hands on Gail's waist.

"Possibly...." Gail says with a smile as she moves her hands against his 
chest, locking her beautiful, sultry eyes with Daniel Bryan. "So tell me, 
babe...how much did you enjoy that little catfight I had with the Bellas?" 
Gail asks with a smirk.

"Oh when you slapped Brie... that was hot..." Daniel smiles as he moves his 
hands over Gail's waist.

Gail licks her lips slightly as she keeps her beautiful eyes locked with 
Daniel Bryan, gently moving her hands back and forth on his toned chest. "Oh 
yeah?" Gail replies with a smile. "How hot was it?" Gail then asks.

"It was so hot... I got two things in mind that I want to do with you right 
now..." Daniel replies as he moves behind Gail and places them on her tight 
pants covered ass.

Gail laughs and widens her beautiful eyes slightly "Oh....that does sound 
hot..." Gail replies as she slightly rubs her ass back against his hands.

"Yeah?" Daniel asks as he gives Gail's ass a nice squeeze with both hands.

Gail nods her head "Oh yeah...maybe a little pain and pleasure..." Gail says 
with smirk as she moves her hands down his toned chest to his stomach.

"That does sound hot..." Daniel says as he again squeezes Gail's ass as she 
slides her hands upward on his chest until she can grab his head and pull him 
down into a headlock.

Gail grits her teeth slightly as she firmly locks the headlock in on Daniel 
Bryan. "Is this hot for you, babe?" Gail asks as she rubs her chest against 
the side of Daniel Bryan's head.

"Oh yeah..." Daniel grunts as Gail tightens the headlock while she also rubs 
her chest against the side of his face. Daniel reaches down and grabs Gail's 
left leg. Daniel pulls Gail's leg up, causing her to break the hold as she 
starts to fall backward to the floor.

"Ohhhhh.." Gail groans slightly as she falls back on the floor with Daniel 
Bryan now standing above her. "Nice one, babe..." Gail says wit a smile as 
she looks up at him.

"Thanks..." Daniel grins as he turns Gail's left leg around as she squirms on 
the floor to escape the hold while also removing her black leather vest. Gail 
Kim slides the black leather vest off of her arms and tosses it aside before 
she manages to sit up. Gail suddenly swings her right leg to side of his 
knee, knocking him down on the floor and causing him to break the leg lock he 
had on her.

"Ahhh..." Daniel groans as he drops to his knees near Gail. Before he starts 
to get up, Gail jumps on his back and wraps her arms around his neck and legs 
around his torso.

"Not so fast, babe!" Gail says with a smile as she firmly hooks her arm 
underneath Daniel Bryan's neck, pulling his back slightly as she tightly 
presses her legs around his torso.

"Ahhh mmmm.." Daniel groans as Gail tightens her hold on his neck and body 
with her arms and legs. The United States Champion rolls on to his back, 
pinning Gail underneath himself. Daniel grabs Gail's feet and pulls her legs 
from around his torso. With Gail's arms still around his neck, Daniel bridges 
his body and turns around to be face to face with the former Women's 
Champion. "Not bad babe..." Daniel says as Gail pulls his head down so that 
he kisses her firmly on the lips.

"Mmmmmm..." Gail Kim moans deeply as she kisses Daniel Bryan's lips, pushing 
her tongue into his mouth as she begins to grind her body against his lean, 
toned body.

"Mmmmm..." Daniel moans into Gail's mouth as he starts to push his tongue 
against her tongue. Daniel places his hands on Gail's torso and starts to 
push up her black top as he grinds his lower body against Gail's lower body. 
Gail Kim unhooks her arms from around Daniel Bryan's neck and raises her arms 
up as he continues to lift her black top to the point where they have to 
break their lustful kiss in order to remove the top completely, exposing her 
perky and rounded tits. 

Daniel Bryan tosses Gail's top to his left and he moves to straddle her bare 
upper body. With the United States Champion on top of her, Gail grabs the 
waistline of his trunks and pulls them down far enough to free Daniel's 
hardening cock. Gail Kim licks her lips and mischievously smiles up at Daniel 
Bryan before she places her hands onto his toned waist and lifts her head off 
of the floor as she starts to circle the tip of her wet tongue teasingly 
against the head of his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Daniel moans as Gail flicks her tongue against the head of his 
cock. Daniel Bryan leans forward and places his hands on floor, which makes 
it easier for Gail to slider her tongue over more of his cock. Gail Kim 
closes her eyes as she drags her wet tongue across the head of Daniel Bryan's 
cock before she parts her lips and takes the head of his cock into her wet, 
stunning mouth.

"Ohhhh ahhh..." Daniel moans as Gail takes his cock into her warm, moist 
mouth.

"Mmmmmmm..." Gail moans as she presses her sultry lips around his shaft and 
begins to bob her dark haired head back and forth, slowly and teasingly 
taking his cock deeper into her mouth.

"Ahhhh..." Daniel moans as Gail bobs her head on his cock. Daniel starts to 
move his hips, lightly thrusting his cock forward as he feels Gail's hands on 
his ass that is still partly covered by his wrestling trunks.

"Mmmmmmmmmm....mmmmmm..." Gail moans as she begins to bob her head back and 
forth on Daniel Bryan's cock as she slips her hands underneath the wrestling 
trunks still covering his ass, with her fingernails pressing into his ass 
cheeks, causing him to pump his cock at a quicker pace into her mouth.

"Ahhh awww..." Daniel moans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Gail Kim's 
mouth at a brisk pace. When Gail lowers her head to lay it on the floor, 
Daniel continues to thrust his cock downward into her mouth as she rakes her 
fingernails over his ass within his wrestling trunks.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Gail moans as she closes her eyes with Daniel Bryan's 
cock deeply, but smoothly pumping into her mouth as she tapes her wet tongue 
slapping against his shaft. Daniel thrusts his cock all the way down into 
Gail's warm, wet mouth as she slides her hands out of his wrestling trunks. 
As Daniel pumps his cock into Gail's mouth, Gail starts to push her tight 
fitting black pants from her slender hips.

Gail arches her body up of the floor as she lowers her tight fitting pants, 
kicking them off of her gorgeously smooth legs and revealing her shaved, wet 
pussy.

"Mmmmm damn..." Daniel moans as he starts to sit up on top of Gail's body and 
pulls his cock out of her mouth. Gail surprises Daniel by arching her body 
and lifting her legs to hook them under his arms. With Daniel's arms hooked 
with her legs, Gail pushes Daniel with her hands and pulls with his legs to 
flip him onto his back.

"Damn is right!" Gail says with a laugh and licks her lips.

"I'm gonna remember that move..." Daniel laughs as he starts to sit up after 
Gail has flipped him off of himself, however Gail gets up quicker than he 
expects and moves towards him.

"What do you think you're doing, babe?" Gail asks with a smirk as she pushes 
Daniel Bryan back to lay down before she wraps her gorgeously smooth and 
stunning legs around Daniel Bryan's heading, locking him into what is similar 
of a scissors lock, with her wet pussy against his face.

"Mmmmm!" Gail's hot wet pussy muffles Daniel's reply as she grinds herself 
against his face. Daniel places his hands on Gail's gorgeous thighs as he 
starts to flick his tongue against Gail's snatch.

"Mmmmmmmm...yeah baby..." Gail moans lustfully as she grinds her snatch 
against his tongue, pressing her thighs against the sides of his head.

"Mmmmmmm..." Daniel Bryan moans as he laps flicks his tongue up and down 
against Gail's pussy lips as she squeezes his head with her thighs.

"Ohhhhhh babe...mmmmmm that feels so good..." Gail moans as she grinds her 
pussy down on his tongue. Daniel feels Gail's legs loosen lightly around his 
head as he pushes his tongue into her hot snatch.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhh Daniel...." Gail moans and grits her teeth. Daniel darts 
his tongue in and out of Gail's pussy as he starts to pull her legs from 
around his head. 

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh babe...ohhhhh..." Gail moans, breathing heavily as she rocks 
lightly against his tongue, feeling him darting in and out of her pussy. 

"Mmmm! Mmmmmm!" Daniel moans as he continues to thrust his tongue into Gail's 
pussy. Soon the United States Champion lifts his head from Gail's snatch, 
however the lustfully driven Gail Kim again moves quicker than he expects and 
pushes him back onto his back, this time to pull his trunks off from his 
legs.

"You're good with that tongue, babe..." Gail says with a smile as she pulls 
his wrestling trunks off of his legs and feet, before she moves to mount 
herself on top of his cock.

"Ahhhh thanks..." Daniel groans as Gail drops down suddenly on his cock 
before he starts to thrust upward into her cunt.

"Mmmmmm...ohhh baby..." Gail Kim moans and places her hands down onto his 
toned chest as she starts to rock back and forth on his shaft, grinding her 
wet pussy down on his cock. Daniel places his hands on Gail's waist as he 
thrusts his cock upward into her tight wet pussy while she grinds herself on 
his shaft.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhh Daniel..." Gail moans as she closes her eyes, smoothly 
beginning to bounce up and down on his shaft, rocking back and forth.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Daniel moans as he drives his cock up into Gail's cunt as 
she bounces on his tool.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm..." Gail moans as she lustfully rocks back and forth on 
Daniel Bryan's cock, with her hands gently moving back and forth on his toned 
chest. Daniel grits his teeth slightly as Gail rocks back and forth on his 
upward pumping cock. Daniel moves his hands from Gail's waist to her thighs 
as he continues to ride him.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah babe! Ohhhhhh!" Gail moans as she feels Daniel start 
to deeply pump his cock up into her pussy, causing her to bounce at a quicker 
pace.

"Mmmmm ahhhhh damn..." Daniel groans s Gail Kim bounce swiftly on his cock. 
The United States Champion suddenly turns over so that he's on top of the 
former Women's Champion.

"Mmmmmm damn babe!" Gail moans and laughs as she places her hands onto his 
arms as she hooks her smooth, gorgeous legs around his waist as she starts to 
move underneath Daniel Bryan while he pumps into her.

"Mmmmmm.... awwww..." Daniel grins down at Gail as he thrusts his cock deeply 
and sharply into Gail's hot wet pussy as she moves against him.

"Mmmmmmm baby...you're so hot..." Gail moans and licks her lips as she grinds 
her pussy against his shaft as he deeply pumps into her.

"Ahhhh you're incredible..." Daniel groans as he rams his cock into Gail's 
pussy while his balls smack against her skin with every one of his thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm!" Gail lustfully moans as she pushes her body against 
his lean and toned body as she feels his shaft deeply pumping into her with 
swift thrusts.

"Ohhhh fuck... mmmm..." Daniel groans as he sits up on his knees and holds 
Gail's hips as he continues to drive his cock into Gail's twat.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm Daniel! Ohhhhhh yeah....pound that pussy babe..." Gail 
moans as she grinds her pussy back against his shaft. Daniel grins as Gail as 
he pulls her against him as he swiftly hammers her pussy with hard and deep 
thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck babe..." Gail moans as she seductively arches her 
back while moving against his cock. Daniel licks his lips slightly as he 
pulls out of Gail's pussy and scoots back a bit in order to turn her over. 
After Gail pushes herself up onto her hands and knees, Daniel quickly thrusts 
his cock back into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Babe...." Gail groans as she rocks forward on her knees as Daniel 
Bryan places his hands onto her curved hips and begins to swiftly pump his 
shaft into her from behind.

"Ahhhh awwww..." Daniel Bryan grunts as pumps his rock hard cock in and out 
of Gail's snatch as she starts to rock back against him to match his pace.

Gail bite down on her bottom lip and glances over her shoulder as she rocks 
back on her knees, pushing against Daniel Bryan' cock. "Ohhhhh babe....mmmm 
ohhh yeah..."

"Ahhhhh mmmmm..." Daniel grins at Gail as she looks back at him with her eyes 
narrowed seductively as he pounds her cunt from behind.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh...." Gail moans as she begins to smoothly grind her body 
back against his cock, feeling him deepening his thrusts.

"Ahhh... awwww..." Daniel groans as Gail grinds her pussy on his cock as he 
continues to drive his shaft deeply into her.

"Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh fuck baby...." Gail moan as her breathing increases as she 
moves back and forth, with her gorgeous ass smacking loudly against Daniel 
Bryan's toned, lean waist. Daniel grits his teeth tightly as he starts to 
become more intense with his thrusts, pounding Gail's pussy nearly as hard as 
he kicks an opponent in the ring.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh fuck baby! Mmmmmmm you know I love that!" Gail moan 
loudly and lustfully as she clearly enjoys the more intense thrusts that 
Daniel Bryan is delivering, that would normally be painful for anyone else.

"Ahhhhh ahhhh yes I do..." Daniel groans as he drives his cock sharply into 
Gail's wet snatch. The sounds of Daniel's waist smacking against Gail's ass 
cheeks echoes in the locker room as he intensely drills her cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhhhhhh!" Gail Kim moans loudly as she lowers her head 
and begins to cum on Daniel Bryan's cock. Daniel grits his teeth again as he 
feels Gail's pussy suddenly clamping down on his pistoning cock as she cums 
while Daniel's shaft starts to gradually throb.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhh!" Gail moans as she lowers her head to the floor of the 
locker room as sweat lightly drips down her face, as she continues to rock 
back and forth swiftly, following Daniel Bryan's deep and intense thrusts, 
with her ass now hiked higher into the air. Daniel places his hands on top of 
Gail's raised ass as he rocks on his knees while he continues to pump his 
throbbing cock into Gail's soaking wet pussy. "Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm come on 
baby...ohhhhh..." Gail moans lustfully.

"Ahhhh.. awww mmmm..." Daniel pulls out of Gail's wet snatch and wraps his 
right hand around his cock. Daniel briskly strokes his cock and within a few 
moments, the United States Champion starts to spray his warm thick cum onto 
Gail's raised ass.

Gail lifts her head up and glances over her shoulder, licking her lips as the 
warm cum sprays and drips against her ass. "Mmmmm...ohhh baby..."

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Daniel moans as he continues to stroke his cock as he sprays 
more spunk onto Gail's ass.

Gail Kim bites down on her bottom lip as a final drop of cum drips onto her 
ass from his cock. "Mmmmm...you're so fucking hot, babe..."

"So are you Gail..." Daniel grins as he smacks his cock against Gail's cum 
coated ass. "Hey I was meaning to ask you something..."

Gail presses her lips together and turns around to face Daniel Bryan, while 
remaining down on her knees. "What, babe?"

"My NXT Rookie Derrick Bateman is having a bit of trouble seeing how 
effective submissions really are, thinking it's all strength and not 
technique... and I know you got plans for this Tuesday, but could you come 
with me to the NXT tapings next week and show him how's it done?" Daniel asks 
with a smile.

"Oh yeah! Sure...I would love to babe! You know, he's pretty cute..."

"He is? I haven't noticed..." Daniel replies with a laugh.

Gail smirks and laughs. "Well, he's not as hot as you, babe!"

"That's good to know," Daniel says with a grin before Gail grabs his right 
arm and jerks him to the floor to apply an arm hold on her boyfriend.

"I'm not done with you yet, babe...get ready for some real pain..." Gail says 
with a seductive smirk.

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