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Now... Kristi and Dice present:


Highlight Reel: Uncut Unloaded Uncensored Part 2
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

During the August 10, 2003 WWE Live Event at Des Moines, Iowa's Veterans 
Memorial Auditorium, Chris Jericho stands in the ring that is decorated with 
the set of his talk show, The Highlight Reel. "Welcome everyone... to the 
Highlight Reel..." Jericho smirks, "My guest tonight...is a little strange 
because of the type of people she hangs around with... here to answer the 
questions as to why she hangs out with... overly flamboyant ex-fashion 
consultants instead of sexy beasts like myself... Miss Jackie!" Jericho says 
as he points at the entrance way as 'You Look So Good To Me', the theme for 
Rico, begins to play in the arena as Miss Jackie makes her way to the ring.

The incredibly hot and free-spirited, Miss Jackie, dressed in a pair of tight 
light colored tie-dyed pants and a matching top, enters the ring and picks up 
the microphone.

Jericho licks his lips slightly as he looks at the winner of Tough Enough II, 
"Where to begin... where to begin... I guess we can start with... did Al Snow 
drop you on your head because there really is no reason why you're going 
around with... whatever the hell Rico is trying to be..." Jericho says with a 
grin

Miss Jackie presses her lips together and raises an eyebrow as she looks at 
Jericho. "I'm not sure I understand..."

Jericho looks at the audience and grins, "Guess is official, she's a real 
blond..." Jericho says into his microphone before he looks at Jackie, "Let me 
put it another way.... you're a nice, attractive young woman.... so why are 
you with a overly flamboyant individual like Rico... instead of trying 
to get with a real mad mamma jamma like the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla... 
which is of course... me..."

Miss Jackie starts to laugh a bit "Chris...no offense, but Rico is much more 
of a man than you'll ever be."

Jericho laughs, "Now that's funny... and how exactly is Rico a real man?"

Miss Jackie smiles "That's easy...he knows how to make a woman real happy..."

Jericho raises an eyebrow, and smirks, "Well if he was here tonight I would 
ask him to come out to demonstrate... but since he's not here tonight...and 
since you did just insult me, let me show you little missy, that Chris 
Jericho is a real Sexy Beast... cause below this gorgeous waist... is what 
makes the all the Divas Jerichoholics...."

Miss Jackie glances down towards Jericho's waist and smiles before she nods 
her head. "Well...that is a very nice belt! You do have great fashion sense!"

Jericho is speechless for several moments, "Apparently I have to more 
specific..." Jericho says, "You said Rico knows how to make a woman real 
happy... but outside of him going shopping with you, I think that's the limit 
of how happy he can make you... cause Chris Jericho leaves the ladies on 
their backs begging for more..."

Miss Jackie smirks a bit. "Is that so?"

"Damn right it's so little missy..." Jericho smirks.

"Well...let me see what you've got..." Miss Jackie says with a smirk as she 
takes a step closer to Jericho.

"You heard her..." Jericho says in his microphone to the audience before he 
places it on a stool. Jericho then unbuckles his belt and undoes his pants as 
Miss Jackie moves closer to him. The first ever Undisputed WWE Champion then 
lowers his pants and he smirks when he sees Jackie's eyes widen as she sees 
his large meaty Canadian cock.

Miss Jackie licks her soft and pouty lips before she lowers herself down onto 
her knees in front of him. "Wow....that's big!" Jackie says with a smile as 
she looks up at Jericho, placing her left hand onto his shaft, starting to 
stroke his cock.

"A lot better than Rico's I bet..." Jericho says and then raises an eyebrow 
when he sees Miss Jackie shrug her shoulders as she strokes his cock.

Jackie works her hand back and forth along Jericho's shaft, feeling him 
become more hard, before she lowers her head and starts to tenderly lap her 
wet tongue over the head of his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Jericho moans as Jackie flicks her tongue over the head of his 
cock as she works her hand along the length of his tool.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Jackie moans as she lifts her beautiful eyes to 
look up at Jericho as she continues to circle her tongue around the head of 
his cock.

"Ahhhh mmmmm..." Jericho groans as Miss Jackie circles her tongue repeatedly 
around the head of his cock as she strokes the shaft. Jericho takes off his 
shirt, revealing his toned and tanned upper body to the free-spirited Diva as 
she works over his cock with her tongue and hand.

Miss Jackie parts her luscious lips and lowers her head to take Jericho's 
cock into her mouth. After wrapping her lips around his cock, she starts to 
steadily and smoothly bob her head to suck on his cock.

"Awwww mmmmmm..." Jericho groans and places a hand on Miss Jackie's blond 
haired head as she bobs her head a steady pace on his large, thick cock.

"Mmmmmmmm....mmmmmm...." Jackie moans as she bobs her head back and forth, 
with her luscious lips brushing back and forth against his shaft, smoothly 
guiding his cock deeper into her mouth.

"Awwww mmmmm..." Jericho groans as the free-spirited Diva steadily swallows 
more of his cock until she has nearly all of it within her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmm..." Jackie moans as she lustfully bobs her head back 
and forth, with her wet saliva dripping down on his shaft.

Jericho smirks and pushes Jackie's blond hair back as she eagerly sucks and 
slurps on his large stiff Canadian cock.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Jackie moans as she briskly bobs her head 
back and forth on Jericho's cock with her wet saliva dripping down.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh bet you wanna get fucked by that cock..." Jericho groans as 
Jackie looks up at him as she continues to eagerly suck his dick.

Jackie smirks around his cock and starts to lift her head off of his cock, 
with her lips brushing against his shaft, with her lips seductively popping 
once his cock leaves her mouth.

Jericho licks his lips as Jackie lets her salvia drip from her mouth as she 
proceeds to remove her top, revealing her nicely sized, round and juicy tits 
to the audience.

Miss Jackie stands up from the wrestling mat and starts to seductively push 
down her tight fitting tye-dyed pants, swaying her nicely juicy and tanned 
ass from side to side.

Chris Jericho smirks as Miss Jackie steps out of her pants and moves to sit 
on one of the stools. Jericho moves towards her and as Jackie carefully leans 
back and spreads her legs, Jericho guides his large cock into her hot wet 
pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhhhh yeah..." Jackie moans as she presses her lips together 
and places her hands behind her as Jericho starts to thrust into her pussy.

"Ahhhhh awwww... mmmmm..." Jericho groans as he pumps his cock in and out of 
Jackie's pussy while he places his hands on her hips to hold her steady on 
the stool.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Jackie moans as she tilts her head back 
as Jericho firmly pumps his cock into her wet snatch.

"Awww mmmmm yeah .... ahhh bet Rico doesn't treat you like this..." Jericho 
smirks as he thrusts his cock firmly into Jackie's twat.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh...." Jackie moans as she wraps her smooth, 
gorgeously tanned legs around his muscular waist as she rocks back on the 
stool.

With Miss Jackie's legs around his waist, Chris Jericho lifts the free 
spirited Diva off of the stool and begins to bounce her up and down on his 
large Canadian cock.

"Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah!" Jackie moans as she wraps her arms 
around Jericho's cock as she swiftly bounces up and down on his cock, while 
he thrusts up into her wet, tight pussy.

"Awww... mmmm fuck... ahhhh..." Chris Jericho grunts as he bounces Miss 
Jackie up and down on his large pistoning cock.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh yeah Chris..." Jackie moans as she bounces 
repeatedly on his cock, with is shaft driving upward into her wet snatch.

Jericho licks his lips as Jackie bounces up and down on his large cock as he 
keeps ramming it into her.

Jackie smoothly rocks forward on Jericho's cock as she grinds her pussy down 
on his cock, feeling him repeatedly pumping up into her snatch.

"Mmmmm ahhhh awwww.." Jericho groans as he slams his cock deeply into 
Jackie's snatch before he lifts her up off of his dick. Jericho stands Jackie 
up, turns her around and bends her over the stool so that he can ram his cock 
back into her wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh shit..." Jackie moans and turns her head to look back at 
Jericho as she rocks forward, while Jericho pumps his cock into her from 
behind.

"Yeah baby..." Jericho grunts as he swiftly hammers Miss Jackie's pussy with 
his large thick cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhhh!" Jackie moans lustfully as her nicely rounded, 
juicy, tanned ass smacks against his muscular waist as she rocks back and 
pushes against his thrusting cock.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmm ahhh fuck..." Chris Jericho moans as he pumps his cock in 
and out of Jackie's pussy while she's bent over the stool.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Jackie moans loudly.

Jericho grits his teeth as his cock begins to throb as he continues to hammer 
Jackie's snatch.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Jackie moans as her juicy, tanned ass loudly smacks 
against his waist as he increasingly pounds his cock into her.

"Ahhhhh awwwww yeah..." Jericho groans loudly as he pulls his throbbing cock 
out of Miss Jackie's soaking wet pussy. Jericho strokes his cock with his 
right hand as Jackie turns and drops to her knees just moments before he 
begins to cum.

Jackie instantly opens her mouth and turns her head to catch Jericho's cum as 
it erupts from his shaft. "Mmmmmmmm..." Jackie moans as the cum splatters 
onto her lips and cheeks.

"Ahhh now I bet... Rico can't top that..." Jericho says with a smirk as he 
continues to stroke his cock until he finishes cumming.

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