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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



I Like Those Muscles
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

At ringside in the American Airlines Arena in Dallas, Texas during the 
December 7, 2009 edition of RAW, 'The Masterpiece' Chris Masters is at 
ringside with Dallas Maverick Owner and Guest Host of Monday Night RAW, Mark 
Cuban, as they watch Chavo Guerrero throw Hornswoggle down in the ring and 
begin to threaten Eve Torres. "What is that guy's problem?!" Mark Cuban 
yells, as he's not at all pleased to see Chavo threatening to hit Eve, who's 
wearing a purple top and black bottoms. "Security needs to get out... now!" 
Mark says while at the same time, Chris Masters, wearing jeans and gray 
button shirt climbs over the ring barrier in order to get into the ring.

The fans instantly cheer as they watch Masters climb into the ring and remove 
his shirt to reveal his tanned and muscular upper body. Chavo slowly realizes 
someone is behind him and when he turns around, he is stunned to see an 
intense Chris Masters standing there, ready for a fight. "You wanna hit 
someone? Hit me, not her... HIT ME IF YOU GOT THE GUTS!" Masters yells.

Chavo is stunned as are Eve and Hornswoggle who watch as Chavo starts to poke 
Masters's impressive and muscular chest, "You know who I am?! I'm Chavo 
Guerrero!" Chavo says as he keeps poking Masters's chest as 'The Masterpiece' 
takes a step back and raises an eyebrow before he intensely glares.

"Masterlock! Masterlock!" The fans collectively yell as Masters begins to 
make his pecs 'dance' one at a time as if an engine is warming up. As Masters 
makes his pecs move faster, Chavo takes a swing at him, but Masters easily 
avoids the punch, spins Chavo around and applies 'The Masterlock', his nearly 
unbreakable version of the full nelson. The fans explode with cheers as 
Masters swings Chavo from side to side with ease before throwing the now 
unconscious Superstar down to the mat.

Chris Masters then walks over to a stunned and impressed Eve Torres who 
appears mesmerized by Masters's chest as he asks, "Are you alright?" Masters 
asks. When Eve doesn't respond at first, Masters places a hand on her arm, 
"Eve, are you ok?" Masters asks and Eve nods her head and smiles. Masters 
looks over at Hornswoggle who is getting up to his feet and walking over to 
Chavo Guerrero. Masters makes his pecs dance for the fans before escorting 
Eve out of the ring as Hornswoggle stands near Chavo and begins to try to 
perform the pecs dance even though he's wearing a 'World's Littlest 
Member' DX t-shirt.

Hornswoggle makes a face and then uses his hands to push his pecs up and 
down. When the crowd laughs and cheers, Hornswoggle laughs and performs three 
crotch chops at Chavo, "Ha! Ha! Ha! Hahahaha!" Hornswoggle laughs as he 
excitedly leaves the ring.

* * *

A short time later backstage, Hornswoggle is running around pushing his pecs 
up and down with his hands and he runs past an open office door. Inside the 
office Chris Masters is handing Eve Torres a bottle of water. "Are you sure 
you're alright?" Masters asks as Eve keeps starring at his chest even as she 
takes a sip of water and sits on the couch.

Eve slowly lifts her beautiful eyes from the impressively muscular chest of 
Chris Masters to look at him. "Ummmm...yeah...yeah I'm fine..." Eve says as 
she lowers the water bottle from her lips, before lightly licking her lips.

"Ok... cause you look way out of it..." Masters says with a smile.

Eve smiles softly and then blushes "Oh...I'm just a little surprised that you 
helped me out..." Eve says as she innocently lowers her head shyly.

Chris Masters smiles and shrugs his shoulders, "Well I couldn't just let 
Chavo push you around..."

Eve presses her pouty and sultry lips together as she sweetly glances back up 
at Chris Masters "Well it was really sweet of you..." Eve says with a soft 
smile on her beautiful face. "Is there anyway I could repay you? Maybe pay 
for your hotel room...or maybe the fee for your rental car..." Eve begins to 
say as her eyes gradually lower back down to his tanned and impressively 
muscular chest.

Masters raises an eyebrow in surprise before he smiles again, "No it's 
alright Eve..." Masters says as he notices Eve is looking at his muscular 
chest and Masters pauses before making his left pec jump.

Eve cutely laughs and licks her lips "You know Chris...that's a pretty 
awesome talent..."

"Thanks... A lot of people have been telling me that since RAW's Got Talent a 
few weeks back..." Masters replies as he now makes his right pec jump.

Eve bites down on the bottom lip as she seductively looks at Chris Masters 
"Well...it's pretty hot..."

"You know... I can do a lot of other impressive things," Chris Masters 
smiles.

Eve raises an eyebrow and cutely laughs "Oh really? Like what Chris?" Eve 
asks.

"I am known to be one hell of a kisser..." Masters replies.

Eve smirks slightly and nods her head as she begins to stand up, facing Chris 
Masters. "I love kissing..." Eve says with a sweet laugh as she places her 
hands onto her sultry, curved hips and takes a step toward Masters "I would 
love a kiss..."

"Great...." Chris Masters smiles as he raises his right hand to slide some of 
Eve's hair back as she steps close to him. The muscular and tanned Superstar 
then slowly leans down a bit and lightly presses his firm lips against Eve's 
moist and pouty lips.

"Mmmmmm...." Eve softly moans as she closes her eyes and raises her hands to 
place them gently on Masters's muscular, tanned chest. Eve starts to gently 
press her moist lips back against his lips, as he perfectly works his firm 
lips against her lips.

"Mmmmm... mmmm..." Masters moans as he places his hands on Eve's slender hips 
as he gradually deepens the kiss as Eve slides her hands against his chest.

"Ohhhhhh..." Eve softly moans as she feels Masters's strong tongue entering 
her mouth and gently patting against her own soft tongue. Eve's soft hands 
smoothly slide down his muscular chest to his muscular abs, feeling each 
muscle indent with her fingertips. Chris Masters slides his tongue against 
Eve's soft tongue as she rubs his perfectly muscular abs. Masters slides his 
hands from Eve's hips and places them on Eve's black bottoms covered ass 
cheeks. Eve gently works her soft, wet tongue back into Chris Masters's warm 
mouth as her soft and pouty lips rub against his firm lips. Eve's soft hands 
eventually drop to his muscular waist as she begins to unbuckle the belt 
around his jeans.

Chris Masters slowly breaks the kiss with Eve and her tongue flicks against 
his lips, "What are you up to down there?" Masters asks as he gives Eve's 
round, juicy ass a squeeze through the material of her bottoms as she 
unbuckles his belt.

Eve innocently lifts her beautiful eyes and glances up at Chris Masters as 
she slides the belt from the loops of his jeans. "Do you not want me to?" Eve 
asks in a soft, playful tone as she starts to unbutton his jeans.

"That's a very good point..." Chris Masters laughs a bit as Eve now unzips 
his jeans so that she can pull them down from his muscular waist, revealing 
his powerful legs and his thick, long cock.

Eve licks her lips as she glances down at Chris Masters's impressively thick 
and long, hardening cock. "Wow...that's really nice!" Eve says as she lowers 
her left hand and gently wraps her hand around his cock before she begins to 
kneel down in front of him.

"Thanks... just another impressive part of me..." Chris says as he steps out 
of his jeans as Eve moves her left hand back and forth on his cock to help it 
harden quicker.

"Well I definitely do like it..." Eve says with a sweet smile as she looks up 
innocently at Chris Masters while moving her left hand smoothly up and down 
his shaft.

"Ohhh mmmm.... and I'm liking what you're doing..." Chris Masters moans as 
Eve pumps her left hand on his long and thick cock.

Eve cutely laughs "Well that's a good thing!" Eve replies before she lowers 
her brunette head to his cock and gently starts to lap her soft, wet tongue 
around the thick and large head of his shaft, coating it nicely with her wet 
saliva.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." Masters licks his lips as Eve slides her tongue around the 
large swollen head of his huge cock while she keeps her left hand moving on 
his shaft. Eve closes her beautiful eyes as she moves her soft tongue 
smoothly around the head of his cock before she opens her sultry mouth and 
happily swallows his thick cock. Eve presses her pouty lips gently around his 
cock and begins to smoothly bob her head to suck on his impressive cock.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh..." Chris Masters moans as he places his hands on his waist 
as Eve Torres bobs her head smoothly on his cock as she places her left hand 
at the base of his shaft to hold it steady.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh..." Eve Torres softly moans as she moves her brunette head on 
his cock, gently slapping her wet tongue against the bottom side of his thick 
shaft while she gradually bobs her head at a quicker pace.

"Ahhhh mmmm yeah.... ahhh..." Masters moans as he feels Eve's tongue slapping 
lightly against the bottom side of his cock as she suck it.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm" Eve moans as her soft, pouty lips brush back and forth 
against his cock as she smoothly lifts and lowers her head, taking him 
gradually deeper into her mouth.

"Ahhhh.... awwww..." Chris groans as Eve takes his thick, long and rock hard 
cock deeper into her mouth while he reaches down to feel up Eve's tits 
through the material of her purple top.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmmmm" Eve lustfully moans as she continues to smoothly bob her 
head on Chris Masters's cock, slapping her tongue playfully against his rock 
hard shaft, forcing herself to take more of his cock into her mouth.

"Ahhh yeah.... ahhhh... mmmm..." Chris Masters grits his teeth as Eve works 
on swallowing as much of his cock as she possibly can.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Eve loudly groans as she holds her brunette head down on his 
cock, feeling the head of his shaft rubbing against the back of her mouth.

"Awwww ohhhh damn...." Chris moans as Eve presses her lips tightly on his 
cock before she starts to lift her head up. Eve slowly drags her soft tongue 
against the bottom side of Masters's shaft as she slowly lifts her head and 
sweetly smiles up at him.

"Damn... that was impressive..." Chris Masters says with a smile as Eve 
proceeds to pull her purple top up over her head, freeing her tits. Eve 
laughs and tosses her brunette hair back slightly as she drops her purple top 
onto the floor and proceeds to stand up with her gorgeously rounded, juicy 
tits fully exposed. 

As Eve stands up, Chris notices that Eve's tits bounce a bit, "Hmmm... looks 
like I'm not the only one who can make things move..." Chris says as he 
places his hands on Eve's waist in order to slide down her black bottoms. Eve 
presses her pouty lips together and casually steps out of black bottoms after 
Masters guides the shorts down from her curved waist to her gorgeously 
smooth, tanned legs before they settle at her feet. With her black bottoms 
down at her feet, Chris Masters puts his hands on Eve's hips and lifts her up 
and lowers her smoothly shaved and hot pussy down onto his thick saliva 
covered cock.

"Ohhhhhhh Chris...." Eve moans as she wraps her gorgeous legs around his 
muscular waist as she lowers completely down on his cock.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Chris Masters groans as he lifts and lowers Eve on his cock 
as he starts to thrust it in and out of her pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm...." Eve moans and closes her eyes as she places her hands 
onto his muscular arms as he holds onto her and drills his cock smoothly 
upward into her pussy. Masters has his hands firmly placed on Eve's waist as 
he lifts her up and down on his pistoning cock. With her hands on Master's 
powerful arms, Eve starts to lean back slightly so that he's pumping his cock 
into her at an angle.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh..." Eve moans as she feels his cock deeply and swiftly 
thrusting into her pussy.

"Ahhhhh.... awww.... mmmm..." Masters grunts as he pumps his cock at a brisk 
pace in and out of Eve's pussy. Masters carries Eve over to the desk inside 
of the office and sits her on it as he keeps ramming his cock into her hot 
and wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhh Chris!" Eve Torres lustfully moans as she smoothly 
slides on the surface of the desk while Masters deeply drills her tight, wet 
pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhhh awww damn... mmmm..." Chris Masters moans as he pumps his cock 
so deep into Eve's pussy that his balls smack against her skin with each 
thrust.

"Ohhhhh...Chris...ohhhh..." Eve moans and licks her pouty lips as she 
smoothly grinds her pussy against his deeply thrusting and quickly ramming 
shaft. Chris Masters places his hands on Eve's perfectly tanned thighs as Eve 
lifts her legs upward while he keeps slamming his cock into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmm...ohhh Chris..." Eve moans and leans her head back slightly 
as she feels his muscular body leaning in toward her as he buries his cock 
deeply into her pussy.

"Ohhhh shit.... ahhhh awww..." Chris moans as his repeatedly drives his 
entire thick, long and hard cock into Eve's cunt while she rests her legs 
against his shoulders.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhh Chris...mmmm that feels so good..." Eve moans as she starts 
to lay back on the smooth surface of the desk as Chris Masters repeatedly 
drives his shaft into her pussy, causing her to slide on the desk's surface.

"Ahhhh.... mmmmm fuck.... ahhhh.... awww..." Chris Masters groans as his cock 
starts to throb inside of Eve's wet pussy as he keeps driving it into her as 
hard and fast as he can. Eve Torres arches her back slightly as she feels 
Masters's cock begin to throb inside of her pussy as he continues to 
forcefully drives his shaft into her.

"Ahhhh.... ahhhhh.... awwww..." Masters grunts and groans as he starts to cum 
inside of Eve's hot and wet pussy. Eve silently presses her lips together and 
tightly closes her eyes as she feels the sudden rush of Masters's warm and 
thick cum unloading into her wet pussy.

"Ahhh.... mmmmm... damn..." Chris Masters groans as he holds his cock inside 
of Eve's pussy until he's finished shooting his spunk inside of her.

Eve slowly licks her moist and pouty lips before she opens her sweet and 
seductive eyes to glance up at the muscular Chris Masters "Wow..." Eve says 
with a laugh "All I can say is wow!"

"Mmmmm... ahh..." Chris Masters licks his lips, "You know... this may be a 
bad time to ask... but... do you need a date to the Slammys next week?" 
Masters asks.

Eve cutely laughs and blushes "Are you serious?"

"Yeah I am..." Chris Masters nods his head while making his pecs jump as 
well.

Eve bites down on her bottom lip "Well...I'd love to...but Hornswoggle might 
get a bit jealous..." Eve replies with a laugh.

Chris Masters smiles, "I'm sure the little guy will find something to do... 
like maybe harass DX..."

Eve nods her head and smiles sweetly at Chris Masters "Good point...and in 
that case, I'd love to be your date for the Slammys..."

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