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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



It's Always A Party On RAW
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

In the backstage area of Miami, Florida's American Airlines Arena following 
his performance with the Miami Heat Cheerleaders during The Rock's birthday 
celebration on the May 2, 2011 broadcast of Monday Night RAW, rapper Pitbull, 
wearing an all white suite, is wiping sweat from his forehead with a towel. 
"Yeah... really blew it up tonight... fully rep'ed the 305," The blue-eyed 
Cuban American says as he takes off his sunglasses to wipe the drops of sweat 
from their lens as Gail Kim approaches him.

"Pitbull...Pitbull...excuse me, but do you have a moment?" Gail Kim asks with 
a smile as she approaches, dressed in a pair of tight fitting jeans and a 
purple top.

Pitbull looks at Gail and says, "Caliente maldita que está de moda..." 
Pitbull then smiles, "Sure... what's up?"

Gail Kim places her hands onto her hips and presses her lips together. "I am 
such a big fan of yours...and that performance you did out, was amazing!"

"Hey thanks... live to perform in front of big crowd," Pitbull says

"Yeah, I can tell! And you really fired up the crowd!" Gail Kim replies.

Pitbull smirks, "I think I got them into an inferno... my boy Dwayne, he got 
them fired up..."

"Yeah that's true..." Gail says with a laugh and then takes a light breath. 
"So...is there anything I could get for you? Maybe a bottle of water or 
something?"

"Eh I was just gonna head to my dressing room a chill... before the real 
party starts," Pitbull says, "You wanna come hang out till then?"

Gail Kim smiles and eagerly looks at Pitbull. "Oh, I'd love to! I wouldn't 
want to get in your way at all, though..."

Pitbull smirks, "A hot mami like you can get in my way all you want..."

Gail laughs softly and blushes "Well if it won't be a problem or anything... 
I'd really like to."

"Then let's go..." Pitbull replies

* * *

A short time later in Pitbull's dressing room, Pitbull is sitting on a long 
leather couch as Gail Kim kisses him and slides her tongue into his mouth as 
she rubs his crotch through the material of his white pants.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." Gail lightly moans and closes her eyes as she lustful kisses 
him while moving her hand back and forth against the crotch of his white 
pants, caressing his hardening cock underneath.

"Mmmmm..." Pitbull moans as he returns Gail's kiss, flicking his tongue 
against her tongue as she cups his bulging crotch. Pitbull skillfully 
unbuttons Gail's jeans before he starts to lift up her purple top as to 
expose her tits to the cool air of his dressing room.

Gail Kim slowly pulls her head back to break the kiss before she moves to 
straddle Pitbull's lap as he places his hands underneath her perky tits and 
starts to work his tongue against her firm nipples.

"Mmmm..." Pitbull moans as he flicks his tongue first against Gail's right 
nipple and then against her left nipple while he caresses her tits with his 
hands.

Gail Kim leans her head back and grits her teeth slightly as she lightly 
rocks on his lap as he works his talented tongue against her nipples, while 
fondling her chest.

Pitbull takes Gail's left nipple into his mouth and sucks on it while 
flicking his tongue against it as well.

"Mmmmmm...yeah...mmmmmm..." Gail moans pleasantly as she lightly grinds down 
on the crotch of his white pants.

"Mmmmm..." Pitbull moans as he sucks on Gail's harden left nipple as she 
grinds herself on his crotch.

Gail Kim licks her sultry and pouty lips as she starts to unbutton Pitbull's 
shirt with her hands as she continues to move lightly on his lap.

Pitbull lifts his head from Gail's left tit to turn his attention to her 
right tit and takes her right nipple into his mouth to suck on it.

Gail opens Pitbull's white shirt to expose his nicely toned upper body as she 
places her hands onto his chest, moving them downward until reaching his 
waist. Gail starts to unbutton and unzip his white pants, sliding back 
slightly from his lap to sit on his knees and lower thighs.

"Mmmmm....you know what a man likes mami..." Pitbull smirks as he takes off 
his shirt while Gail opens his pants to where she can pull his long, thick 
and rock hard Cuban dick.

Gail hungrily licks her lips and narrows her eyes seductively before she 
sinks down between Pitbull's legs. Positioning herself perfectly center 
between his legs, Gail grips his cock with her left hand and starts to work 
her hand back and forth against his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Pitbull moans as Gail strokes his cock with her left hand while 
she uses her right hand to pull his pants all the way down to his feet

Gail Kim tosses her gorgeous hair back and licks her lips before she lowers 
her head and parts her lips to take the head of Pitbull's cock into her 
mouth.

"Ohhh yeah..." Pitbull moans as Gail starts to bob her head on his rock hard 
cock as she strokes the shaft with her left hand.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Gail moans as she steadily bobs her head on Pitbull's 
cock with her sultry and pouty lips brushing easily against his shaft, taking 
him further into her mouth.

"Ohhhhh fuck..." Pitbull moans as Gail's head goes further down on his meaty 
cock as she blows him.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Gail moans as she rocks her head back and forth 
with her wet tongue dragging against the bottom side of his shaft.

"Mmmmmm damn..." Pitbull moans as Gail works her tongue against the bottom 
side of his dick as she sucks and slurps on his shaft.

Gail Kim turns her head slightly on Pitbull's cock to grind her lips as she 
continues to bob her head swiftly, letting her saliva drip down.

"Ohhh yeah mami suck that dick..." Pitbull moans as Gail turns her head in 
the opposite direction as she rapidly bobs her head on his tool.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm!" Gail moans and quickly moves her head back 
and forth on Pitbull's cock, rocking her head skillfully as she easily 
devours his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Pitbull groans as Gail takes his entire cock into her mouth and 
holds it there for a few moments

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Gail deeply moans before she slowly lifts her head off of his 
cock and licks her lips.

"Mmmm damn..." Pitbull licks his lips as Gail Kim stands up and lowers her 
jeans from her hips.

Gail raises an eyebrow and smirks at Pitbull as she steps out of her jeans 
and straddles his lap, lowering herself down on his rock hard cock.

"Ahhhhh..." Pitbull groans as he Gail takes his cock deep into her pussy. 
Pitbull places his hands on Gail's waist as he starts to thrust his cock up 
into Gail's twat

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah...mmmmmm represent the 305, baby!" Gail moans and 
places her hands onto his toned chest as she smoothly and swiftly bounces on 
his cock as he firmly thrusts up into her wet snatch.

"Ahhhhh... mmmmm yeah..." Pitbull smirks as he increases the pace of his 
upward thrusts into Gail Kim's hot wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh...mmmmmm...ohhhhhhh yeah..." Gail Kim moans and leans her head 
back as she bounces swiftly on Pitbull's cock as he increasingly thrusts up 
into her wet and warm pussy.

"Ohhhh fuck...." Pitbull groans as Gail bounces up and down on his pistoning 
cock.

"Mmmmmmm yeah....mmmm you're really representin'..." Gail moans and leans her 
head back as she continues to bounce and rock on his cock following his deep 
and firm thrusts.

"Awwww you know it mami..." Pitbull moans as Gail grinds her gorgeous body on 
his large meaty Cuban cock that he's driving into her twat.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh yeah!" Gail moans and licks her lips as she slides her 
hands to Pitbull's shoulders and continues to swiftly bounce on his cock.

"Ahhhhh.... awwwww..." Pitbull grunts as Gail is slamming herself down 
lustfully on his thrusting cock.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh!" Gail moans and lustfully throws her head back 
as she lowers and sharply grinds on his cock.

"Mmmmmm shit..." Pitbull groans as he manages to turn himself to where he can 
lay Gail on the couch. Once he's kneeling between Gail's legs, Pitbull 
resumes pumping his cock deeply into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhhh yeah!" Gail moans and licks her lips as she slides 
on the couch, wrapping her gorgeously sultry legs around his waist as he rams 
deeper into her.

"Ahhhhhh awwww..." Pitbull licks his lips as he slams his cock repeatedly 
into Gail's pussy as he watches Gail grabbing her own tits and pinching her 
nipples.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah...ohhhhhh show me what the 305 is made off!" Gail 
moans and arches her back against the couch as she continues to move against 
his shaft.

"Ohhhh fuck mami... you like that big Cuban dick?" Pitbull grunts as he 
pounds Gail's twat even as she squeezes his waist with her gorgeous legs.

"Ohhhhhhh I do...I do!" Gail moans loudly as she grinds her pussy back 
against his thrusting cock, pushing against each of his deep and firm 
thrusts.

Pitbull smirks as he starts to alternate the pace his thrusts, slowing down 
and speeding up randomly which gives the former Women's Champion virtually no 
chance to brace for deep penetrating thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm yeah! Ohhhhhhhh!" Gail moans and leans her head back as 
she starts to cum on Pitbull's thrusting cock.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm...." Pitbull groans as Gail's pussy tightly clamps down on his 
pistoning cock as she cums hard on it. Pitbull's tool starts to throb as he 
keeps his intense pace.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh fuck!" Gail moans and closes her eyes as 
she tilts her head back as his cock continues to deeply ram into her.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh shit... come and get mami..." Pitbull groans as he pulls his 
throbbing cock out of Gail's hot wet cunt and turns to sit on the couch. As 
Pitbull starts to stroke his cock Gail kneels next to him on the couch and 
leans down to lustfully slide her tongue all over his throbbing tool.

Gail lifts her beautiful and sultry eyes to look up at Pitbull as she drags 
her wet tongue along the bottom side of his shaft, working her talented 
tongue upward.

"Ahhhhh fuck.... awww..." Pitbull moans as he starts to cum with some of his 
spunk shooting up onto Gail's tongue with the rest dripping down the sides of 
his meaty Cuban dick.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm..." Gail moans, closing her eyes, as she lightly circles her 
tongue around the head of his cock in order to clean the cum off of the head 
of his shaft.

"Mmmmm yeah mami..." Pitbull moans as Gail expertly laps up all the spunk 
from his dick.

Gail gently removes her hand from the base of Pitbull's cock and licks her 
lips as she looks up at the famed rapper. "So...how'd I do representin' RAW?"

"Fuck.... you represented just fine mami..." Pitbull licks his lips

Gail Kim nods her head and smirks. "Good..."

* * *

Later in the night after singing "Happy Birthday" to The Rock, R&B singer 
Mya, wearing a purple one piece dress and a leather jacket, is approached in 
the backstage area of the American Airlines Arena by Drew McIntyre and Jack 
Swagger, both of whom are still wearing their wrestling attire. "I don't 
normally comment on singers... but you looked like you didn't know what to 
call Dwayne out there..." Drew says, causing Mya to laugh as the Scottish 
Superstar brings up the slightly awkward pause when she sang 'The Rock'.

"Doesn't matter...that was a performance that me, the All-American American 
Jack Swagger approved of..." Jack Swagger says.

Mya smiles softly and nods her head as she looks at Jack Swagger. "Well thank 
you very much for the compliment..." Mya says with a laugh before she turns 
her attention to Drew McIntyre. Mya raises an eyebrow and smirks a bit "I'm 
sorry, but I didn't think I asked for your opinion..." Mya says in a cute, 
but sassy manner.

Drew smirks, "I have no problem giving my opinion... I am the Chosen One..." 
Drew replies.

Mya crosses her arms against her chest and looks over Drew McIntyre. "Is that 
so?"

"That is so..." Drew answers while nodding his head. 

"Anyway... since you impressed me, I'm thinking I could give you an 
unforgettable All-American American encounter..." Jack Swagger says to Mya

Mya raises an eyebrow and looks curiously at Jack Swagger. "What? Are you out 
of your mind?"

"Believe me I have had my doubts about that..." Drew McIntyre says with a 
slight smirk. 

Swagger glares at the man who was his tag team partner earlier in the night 
before he looks at Mya, "I am perfectly in my mind..."

Mya laughs and presses her lips together. "You could've fooled me..."

Swagger smirks, "I didn't hear a no..." Swagger says.

Mya raised an eyebrow once again and looks completely at Jack Swagger "What 
makes you think I'm interested?" Mya asks before looking at McIntyre and 
nodding her head at him. "Maybe he's more my type.." Mya says with a smirk.

"Him?" Swagger asks as he looks at Drew McIntyre, "He's not even a former 
World Champion..."

Mya presses her lips together and looks at Swagger with amusement. "He also 
isn't the one with a spray-on tan..." Mya says with a sassy laugh.

"She has got you there..." Drew chuckles slyly. 

"Hey I'm an All-American American... a former World Champion... I am 
incredible..." Jack Swagger says.

Mya turns her head to look back at Jack Swagger and smirks. "Alright, I'll 
give you the chance to show me how incredible you claim to be, but...."

'But?" Swagger raises an eyebrow.

Mya licks her lips slightly and turns her head to look at Drew McIntyre. 
"You'll have to do it with him, baby..."

* * *

A short time later in one of the American Airlines Arena's offices, Mya is 
sitting on a couch as Jack Swagger laps his tongue against her pussy while 
Drew is standing on the couch next to so that Mya can stroke his long thick 
cock.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah feels nice baby..." Mya moans and licks her lips as she 
feels Swagger's tongue working against her wet pussy as she guides her soft 
hands back and forth on Drew McIntyre's hard shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Swagger moans as he laps his tongue up and down against Mya's 
pussy. Drew licks his lips as Mya strokes his cock with both hands as she 
turns slightly to where she can more comfortably flick her tongue against the 
head of his dick.

Mya closes her beautiful eyes and slowly drags her wet tongue against the 
bottom side of his shaft, working her tongue to the head of McIntyre's shaft. 
"Mmmmmmmm...." Mya moans softly as she starts to lightly push against 
Swagger's tongue.

'AHhhh..." Drew moans as Mya slides her tongue over the head of his cock. 
Swagger places his hands on Mya's thighs as he continues to work his tongue 
against her twat.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmmm yeah...ohhhhhh" Mya moans as she moves her soft, wet 
tongue around the head of Drew McIntyre's cock, while working her hand back 
and forth against the bottom portion of his cock as she feels Swagger start 
to thrust his tongue in and out of her wet snatch.

"Mmmmm..." Swagger darts his tongue in and out of Mya's pussy for a few 
moments before he lifts his head up. As Mya takes Drew's cock into her mouth, 
Swagger stands up from the floor and guides his cock into her tight wet 
snatch.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Mya groans around McIntyre's cock, pressing her lips 
tightly around his shaft and starts to immediately bob her head at a quicker 
pace, as she hooks her gorgeously smooth legs around Swagger's waist as he 
starts to pump into her.

"Ahhhh...." Jack Swagger groans as he pumps his cock in and out of Mya's 
tight pussy. 

"Mmmmm..." Drew licks his lips as Mya bobs her head briskly on his large 
Scottish dick.

Mya raises both of her hands and places them onto Drew's tanned and toned 
waist as she swiftly and steadily bobs her head back and forth on his cock, 
with her wet tongue slapping smoothly on his shaft.

"Ahhhhh..." Drew McIntyre groans as Mya sucks and slurps on his cock. Jack 
grabs hold of Mya's thighs and lifts her slightly as he firmly rams his dick 
deep into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmmmmmm" Mya moans around Drew's cock as she continues to 
bob her head back and forth on his cock as she rocks on the couch against 
Jack Swagger's thrusts as he firmly thrusts his cock into her wet snatch.

"Ahhhh yeah.... ahhhhh..." Swagger groans as he continues to ram his cock 
into Mya's black pussy while she lustfully bobs her head on Drew's dick

"Mmmmmmmmm! MmmmmM! Mmmmmmm!" Mya moans as her head briskly bobs back and 
forth on Drew McIntyre's cock as she starts to lightly bounce against the 
couch when Jack Swagger firmly pumps into her tight and wet pussy.

"Awwww..." Drew moans as Mya sucks and slurps on his cock while Swagger 
deeply fucks her cunt. Swagger soon pulls his cock out of Mya's pussy just 
before Mya lifts her head off of Drew's dick. Swagger sits on the couch next 
to Mya who turns to lean down so that she can take his cock into her mouth 
while making it easy for Drew to kneel behind her so that he can guide his 
large thick tool into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Mya moans around Swagger's cock and presses her lips 
perfectly around his shaft. The stunning R&B singer starts to rock forward 
while on her knees as McIntyre starts to thrust into her pussy from behind, 
giving her momentum to bob her head quickly on Jack Swagger's All-American 
American cock.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Swagger moans as Mya's head is bobbing up and down above his 
lap as she sucks his large white dick. Drew lays his hands on Mya's slender 
hips as he pumps his cock in and out of her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhh!" Mya seductively moans around Swagger's cock as she 
lifts and lowers her head at a smooth, steady and quick pace, while she 
continues to rock back and forth on her knees against Drew McIntyre's firm 
and deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm awwww..." Drew McIntyre groans as he firmly plows his cock deep into 
the R&B Singer's cunt as she sucks and slurps on Swagger's meaty pole.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Mya moans as she turns her head lightly on Swagger's 
cock before she takes his All-American American cock deeper into her mouth as 
she rocks back on her knees to push back against Drew's cock.

"AHhhhhh...." Swagger licks his lips as Mya deep throats his cock with ease 
even as Drew fucks her pussy from behind

"Ohhhh ahhhhh..." Drew McIntyre tosses his long brown hair back and slowly 
pulls his cock out of Mya's pussy as she rocks back to try and keep his shaft 
in her as long as possible.

Mya places her hand around the base of Swagger's cock as she lifts her head 
slightly and continues to steadily bob her head back and forth, letting her 
lips brush against the bottom side of his shaft.

"Ohhhh fuck..." Jack Swagger groans as Mya sucks and slurps on his cock which 
is starting to throb lightly. Meanwhile Drew McIntyre is spreading Mya's 
juicy black ass cheeks apart and is easing his impressive tool into her tight 
asshole.

Mya lifts her head off of Jack Swagger's cock for a moment and spits some 
saliva down onto the head of his cock. Mya uses her tongue and playfully 
chases the dripping saliva with her skilled tongue as the saliva runs down 
his shaft.

"Ahhhhh shit..." Swagger moans as Mya's teasingly works her tongue over the 
length of his throbbing cock as she lightly strokes the base of his dick with 
her hand. 

"Mmmmmm...” Drew McIntyre groans as he starts to pump his cock in and out of 
Mya's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh fuck...ohhhhhh!" Mya moans and lifts her head 
completely away from Swagger's cock as she starts to rock back on her knees 
as Drew McIntyre pounds her juicy ass.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." The former Intercontinental Champion grunts as he thrusts 
his cock deeper into Mya's asshole which causes her to stroke Swagger's 
pulsating cock faster with her hand.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhh yeah...ohhhhhhhhh!" Mya moans and leans her head back as 
she moves back and forth on her knees, with her hand swiftly moving along 
Swagger's shaft.

"Ahhhhh... mmmmm..." Jack Swagger moans as he starts to cum as Mya lustfully 
strokes his cock at the same pace McIntyre is using to fuck her ass.

Mya opens her mouth and lowers her head to take Swagger's cock into her 
mouth, bobbing her head lightly to take the cum into her mouth as it sprays 
from his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Swagger moans as Mya bobs her head on his erupting cock. 

"Ahhhh.... ahhhh..." Drew McIntyre moans as he rocks on his knees as he 
swiftly fucks Mya's ass as she rocks back against him, causing her ass to 
smack against his toned waist.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Mya moans and lifts her head off of 
Jack Swagger's cock as she firmly rocks back and pushes against Drew's cock.

Mmmmmmm ahhhh..." Drew grunts as he plows his cock deeply into Mya's ass 
while she pushes back against him

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!" Mya moans and closes her eyes as she grinds back 
against Drew's cock.

Drew pulls Mya by her hips back towards himself as he turns to sit on the 
couch which results in the R&B Singer being mounted on his cock. Drew starts 
to lift Mya up and down on his cock as he thrust up into her so that all Mya 
has to do is enjoy the wild ride of riding Drew's huge cock with her ass.

"Ohhhhhhhhh..mmmmm yeah...ohhhhhhhhh!" Mya moans and licks her lips as she 
swiftly bounces on his cock, grinding him with her ass with ease.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh.... awwww..." Drew groans as his cock starts to throb as he 
drives it up into Mya's ass while he bounces her on his dick at the same 
time.

Mya licks her lips as she rocks back and forth, grinding down smoothly as she 
bounces with ease. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhhhh..." Mya moans.

"Mmmmmm fuck.... ahhhh..." Drew groans as he cleanly lifts Mya off of his 
throbbing cock. Mya quickly kneels between Drew's legs and grabs his cock to 
stroke it.

Mya smiles at Drew McIntyre before she lowers her head and wraps her lips 
around the head of his cock, while moving her hand back and forth on his 
shaft.

"Mmmmmm..... ahhhh..." Drew moans and smirks down at Mya as she briskly 
strokes his cock until he starts to cum directly inside of her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm!" Mya moans and lightly bobs her head as she swallows his cum 
happily.

"AHhhhh... mmmm..." Drew moans as Mya bobs her head on his cock until she's 
certain he's not going to shoot any more come. 

"So baby... ready for more of the All-American American?" Jack Swagger asks 
with a smirk on his face even as Mya seems more interesting in Drew McIntyre 
as she lifts her head off of his dick.

Mya presses her lips together and looks over at Jack Swagger, then Drew 
McIntyre "Mmmmm....I don't know...you both were good and all, but..."

"But?" Jack Swagger asks.

"I really want to meet that guy...ummm John Cena" Mya says with a smile.

"John Cena?! That guy's a loser... he's not half as talented as I am!" Jack 
Swagger shouts angrily. 

Drew pauses for a moment and then smirks as if seeing an opportunity for 
himself, "Give me your number... I'll personally introduce you to him..." 
Drew says slyly.

Mya raises an eyebrow and smiles a bit as she looks at Drew. "Really?"

Drew nods his head as Swagger stands up, "McIntyre....I knew teaming with you 
was a mistake.... the biggest mistake I've ever made!" Swagger shouts. 

Drew ignore Swagger and replies to Mya, "Yeah.... a woman like you... 
certainly has... good taste..." Drew says as he flirts with Mya while Swagger 
grabs his wrestling attire, gets dressed and leaves the office angrily.

-END-