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Kristi and Dice present: It's Good Being The Prinze by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) During the August 17, 2009 edition of Monday Night RAW, Guest Host Freddie Prinze Jr. is walking back to his office within St. Louis, Missouri's Scottrade Center, after turning the main event tag match between John Cena and Randy Orton versus The Big Show and Chris Jericho into a lumberjack match with the ring surrounded by Superstars who hate The Legend Killer. "Orton you're gonna get what's coming to you..." Freddie says as he holds his neck in pain. Earlier in night Orton attacked Freddie after refusing the WWE Champion's demands to be removed from the main event. Freddie, dressed in black slacks, a black suit jacket and a t-shirt, grits his teeth slightly as he walks around the corner just as Santino Marella jumps out of nowhere. "FREEZE! CTU! WHERE'S THE BOMB?!" Santino says loudly and he startles the newest cast member of Fox's 24. "GEEZE! DAMN IT SANTINO!" Freddie shouts as he ends up stumbling backwards into an equipment trunk. "Sooooo what did ya think? Pretty good huh?" Santino says proudly as Freddie Prinze Jr. just stares at him. "Santino..." Freddie says as he manages to compose himself. "Yes?" Santino asks as he eagerly awaits to hear what Freddie says. "Stick to your day job..." Freddie replies before he continues on his way to his office. "Hmmmm stick to my day job huh..." Santino says as he rubs his chin and walks down the opposite end of the hallway. * * * A short time later, Freddie Prinze Jr. is in his office with a smile on his face as he sees Randy Orton getting beaten up by the lumberjacks during the main event when there's a knock on the door, "Come in..." Freddie says. The door to Freddie Prinze Jr.'s office for the evening opens and the adorably sweet and beautiful, Kelly Kelly, dressed in a pair of short length jean shorts and a loose fitting white top, peeks her blonde haired head into the office. "Hi Freddie..." Kelly says with a soft, sweet smile. "Oh hey Kelly... what's up..." Freddie asks as he turns down the volume on the television. Kelly bites down on her bottom lip as she opens the door further and quietly steps into the office before closing the door behind her. "Do you have a moment?" Kelly innocently asks. "Yeah I do... " Freddie nods his head as Kelly now walks over to him. Kelly nods her blonde haired head. "Oh...ok...good..." Kelly says with a smile as she slightly blushes "I just wanted to stop by and make sure that you're ok after what Randy did..." Kelly says before slowly shaking her head. "That was so awful!" "Yeah I'm okay..." Freddie says, "But I'm sure one of the guys I stuck out there will put a hurting on Randy..." Freddie adds as he points towards the television. Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and casually glances over at the television screen. "Is there anything I could get for you, Freddie?" Kelly innocently asks as she locks her adorable eyes on the Guest Host for the evening of Monday Night RAW. "Um... I'm pretty good..." Freddie says as Kelly keeps her eyes locked on him, "Unless you have a suggestion..." "Well...." Kelly rubs her soft lips together and places her hands onto her nicely shaped, smooth hips. "Well...I'm sure you're pretty frustrated with what happened...maybe I could help you release that frustration" Kelly suggests with a cute shrug of her shoulders. Freddie Prinze Jr. thinks for a moment, "Yeah you're kinda right... well if you have an idea of how to help me get unfrustrated... I'd be glad to let you do it..." Kelly Kelly's adorable eyes widen as she looks at the handsome Hollywood star "Really?" Kelly asks with a laugh as she stands directly in front of Freddie Prinze. "Yeah... sure..." Freddie nods his head as he looks up at Kelly. Kelly lightly licks her soft and pouty lips before she leans forward and bends down while still standing in front of Freddie Prinze, placing her hands onto the belt around his black pants, before she starts to unbuckle the belt. "Okay.... that's not what I'd thought you'd do...but it's cool..." Freddie says as Kelly unbuckles his belt and pulls it through the loops of his pants. Kelly sweetly smiles at Freddie Prinze "Are you sure it's ok?" Kelly asks as she tosses the belt aside and proceeds to kneel down between his legs as he sits on the couch. Kelly moves her left hand against his leg as she lowers the zipper of his pants with her right hand. "Yeah I'm sure..." Freddie nods his head as Kelly reaches up with her right hand to pop the button of his pants. Kelly then slides her hands to the waistline of his pants before she starts to cutely tug them from his waist revealing his white boxer briefs and the nice sized bulge they are concealing. Kelly rubs her soft, moist lips together as she tugs his black pants down to his ankles before she rubs her left hand against the bulge of his white boxer briefs, feeling his nicely thickened cock underneath. Kelly innocently smiles up at Freddie as she reaches for the waistline of the boxer briefs with her right hand to gently pull them down. Freddie Prinze Jr. licks his lips as Kelly slowly pulls down his boxer briefs, revealing his decently thick eight-inch cock that is already close to being fully hard. Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and looks up at Freddie Prinze adorably before she wraps her left hand around his close to hard shaft and begins to smoothly stroke her hand back and forth the length of his shaft. "Mmmmm..." Freddie Prinze moans as Kelly moves her left hand up and down his cock as it now fully hardens. Kelly leans her blonde haired head in towards Freddie Prinze's shaft and delicately flicks her wet tongue against the head of his cock while lightly moving her left hand up and down against his shaft. "Ohhh man..." Freddie moans as Kelly slides her tongue around the head of his cock as she keeps stroking his rock hard dick. "Mmmmm..." Kelly softly moans as she guides her soft, wet tongue against the head of Freddie's cock, lightly coating her saliva as she works her left hand smoothly against his long shaft. "Ohhhh wow Kelly..." Freddie Prinze leans his head back as Kelly taps her tongue against the top, bottom and sides of the head of his shaft. Kelly parts of soft and moist lips before she takes the top portion of Freddie's cock into her wet mouth. Kelly presses her lips gently around his shaft and begins to smoothly bob her head on his cock, sucking, while she holds the base of his cock steady with her left hand. "Ahhhh.... ohhhh man.... whoa...." Freddie moans as Kelly smoothly lifts and lowers her blond haired head on his cock. Kelly's pouty lips press lightly against his shaft as she blows him. Kelly places her right hand onto his knees and gently rubs her hand against his knee before rising her hand against his toned leg while she impressively and smoothly moves her head to suck on Freddie Prinze's shaft. "Mmmmm... ahhh.... ahhh..." Freddie continues to moan as Kelly keeps a perfect steady pace as she turns her head slightly to the right as she sucks his dick. Kelly lifts her adorable and beautiful eyes to look up at Freddie Prinze Jr as she moves her head at a perfect pace, brushing her lips on his shaft, while occasionally slapping her tongue against his shaft. "Ohhhh man Kelly.... whoa you are hot..." Freddie moans as Kelly smiles around his cock as she keeps her head bobbing on it. Kelly teasingly slides her wet tongue against the bottom side of Freddie's shaft as she gradually bobs her head at a quicker pace, causing her saliva to drip on his shaft. Freddie Prinze leans further back on the couch as Kelly quickens her pace. Instead of placing his hands on Kelly's head, Freddie places them on the front edge of the couch cushions. "Mmmmm...mmmmm" Kelly happily moans as she sucks of the Guest Host of Monday Night RAW's cock before she slowly lifts her head and cutely laughs up at Freddie Prinze, while his shaft drips with her sweet, wet saliva. "Whoa Kelly.... that was.... whoa..." Freddie says as he's simply stunned after receiving a world class blow job from the adorable WWE Diva. Kelly cutely blushes and shyly lowers her head. "You really liked it?" Kelly asks before she places her hands against her loose fitting white top and proceeds to lift it from her tanned, gorgeous, petite body to expose her perky and deliciously juicy tits. "Yeah.... oh yeah...." Freddie nods his head up and down as he looks at Kelly's firm, perky tits as she rises up from the floor so that she can easily undo and lower her short jean shorts. Kelly cutely sways her hips from side to side, working her jean shorts down from her waist and down her gorgeously tanned and smooth legs before she kicks them off of her feet once they drop. "Man... you are... smoking..." Freddie says as he lifts his legs out of his boxer briefs and pants that are down at his ankles. Freddie also lifts up and takes off his t-shirt, revealing his nicely toned and tanned body. "Thanks Freddie..." Kelly says with a cute laugh and smile before she leans forward to place her hands onto his shoulders. Kelly gently lowers herself down, easing her pussy onto his cock as she straddles his waist. "Ohhhhh...." Kelly softly moans as she feels his shaft entering her pussy. "Ahhhhh awww..." Freddie Prinze moans as Kelly sinks down onto his saliva coated, eight inch cock. Freddie puts his hands on Kelly's waist as she now settles on his cock and the star of movies such as 'Scooby Doo' begins to thrust his shaft up into her pussy. "Ohhhhh...ohhhh Freddie..." Kelly moans as she starts bouncing gently on his cock while he pumps his shaft up into her pussy. Kelly lightly rocks forward on his cock, grinding her soft pussy against his shaft. "Ahhhh... ahhh..." Freddie moans as Kelly bounces slightly on his cock as he thrusts it up into her wet pussy. Freddie licks his lips and smiles as Kelly as she rubs his shoulders while she rides him. Kelly closes her eyes and tilts her head back slightly as she smoothly rocks back and forth on his nicely sized shaft. "Ohhhh...ohhhh..." Kelly moans as she bounces with Freddie's thrusts of his cock as they gradually quicken in pace and force. "Ahhhh... awww yeah... mmm..." Freddie moves his hands from Kelly's waist and places them on Kelly's gorgeous legs while the blond haired Diva starts bouncing on his cock faster than he's thrusting it up into her. "Mmmmm...Freddie..." Kelly moans, licking her soft lips, as she slides her hands from his shoulders and places them onto his toned chest. Kelly lightly grits her teeth as she moves freely on his thrusting shaft. "Awww.... ohhhh man... mmmm ahhh..." Freddie Prinze Jr. grunts as he trusts his cock as fast as he can up into Kelly's pussy as he tries to match Kelly's pace. Kelly leans her blonde haired head close to Freddie and lightly kisses his lips as she smoothly rocks her petite, gorgeously tanned body back and forth on his shaft, grinding her pussy on his shaft. "Mmmm..." Freddie returns Kelly's kiss as she grinds herself on his thrusting cock. The newest cast member of Fox's '24' turns on the couch so that Kelly is now laying on it with him on top of her. "Mmmmm..." Kelly softly moans into Freddie's mouth as she gently places her hands around his head, holding him in the kiss, while she now lays underneath Freddie Prinze Jr. with him thrusting his cock into her nicely warm and wet pussy. Freddie and Kelly part their lips at almost the same time to slide their tongues into each other's mouths. Freddie moves his hands to the sides of Kelly's torso as he pumps his cock firmly into her warm and wet pussy. "Ohhhhhh..." Kelly moans in Freddie's mouth as she gently grinds her body against Freddie while his shaft steadily pumps into her pussy. Freddie slides his tongue against Kelly's tongue as she bucks her hips upward to match the pace of how he's driving his nicely thick shaft into her cunt. Kelly slowly breaks the kiss and leans her head back against the couch as she feels Freddie's cock moving swiftly in and out of her pussy, causing her to move on the couch. "Ahhhhh... awww... mmmm... ahhh..." Freddie Prinze is grunting and sweating as he continues to fuck Kelly Kelly as his cock now starts to throb inside of her wet pussy. Kelly closes her eyes as licks her lips as she wraps her smooth, tanned legs around Freddie Prinze's waist, feeling his shaft suddenly quicken the pace of thrusts inside of her pussy. "Ahhhh... awwww ahhhhh!" Freddie grits his teeth and tilts his head back as he starts to cum inside of Kelly's pussy. "Mmmmmm...ohhhh.." Kelly moans, breathing heavily as she feels his warm cum flowing into her wet pussy. "Ohhhh.... ohh man..." Freddie Prinze Jr. moans as he holds his cock inside of Kelly's pussy until he finishes shooting his load in her. Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and cutely blushes "Ummm...Freddie?" "Yeah Kelly?" Freddie asks as he looks down at Kelly. "Are you feeling better?" "Oh yeah... a lot better..." -END-