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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



It's My Birthday, And I'll Do What I Want!
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

"Aw come on... if you don't want us to jump into the pool why do you have 
one?" WWE Superstar John 'Morrison' Hennigan says while he and his girlfriend 
Melina Perez are escorted out of the Los Angeles, California's nightclub know 
as the Skybar on March 9, 2011. Morrison is wearing a shirt and pants, while 
Melina is dressed in a dark colored top and short skirt. Their clothes are 
soaked with water after jumping into the nightclub's famous pool that 
overlooks West Hollywood

"Yeah losers, it's my birthday!" Melina adds as she pulls her arm away from 
the security guard. 

"The pool is for decoration only," One of the security guards says. "Any one 
that jumps in it is banned for life..."

"Awww blow me! What idiot puts a pool in if they don't want no one to go in 
it!" Morrison asks.

"That's the rules... please leave before we are forced to call the police," 
Another security guard says firmly as Melina flips him and the other security 
guards off. 

"Fuck you all... this club stinks anyway," Melina snaps as she grabs 
Morrison's arm and pulls him to go in the direction of their limo that's 
waiting for them outside the club.

"Man they got no sense of fun..." Morrison says as he and Melina walk the 
short distance to their limo and get inside of it.

Melina crosses her legs as she sits on the backseat of the limo. "Yeah! What 
a bunch of fucking losers!" Melina snaps and crosses her arms against her 
chest as she pouting sits back against the seat. "I mean...do they even 
fucking know who we are!? Or more importantly....who I am!?"

Morrison closes the door after he gets into the limo, "Apparently not... no 
big fucking deal... that club hasn't been good since like 2009..."

Melina turns her head and looks at Morrison with disgust. "Yeah...great idea 
taking me there for my birthday!" Melina snaps and shakes her head "Such an 
idiot!"

Morrison shrugs his shoulders, "Sorry babe... but hell at least I'm trying to 
give you a top notch birthday bash..." Morrison grins.

Melina rolls her eyes and sarcastically replies. "Yeah...it's a blast..."

"Aw come babe... don't tell me you're still mad at me getting booking for 
Mania with the ompa-lompa and Tri..." Morrison starts to say before Melina 
smacks his arm hard.

"John! That is my spot at WrestleMania! I deserve it!" Melina says gritting 
her teeth. "What business does that Jersey Shore skank have being in my 
ring!? And Trish Stratus? Seriously...who the hell cares about her, I am ten 
times the performer than she is!" Melina says and then presses her lips 
together. "Speaking of that...John! I saw going through your phone 
messages....want to explain why you were sending text messages to that 
tramp!?"

"Well you know... got to get some ideas for the match... even though it's 
going to really be me and Nick doing all the work because we're the boys in 
it..." Morrison says.

Melina narrows her eyes to glare at John Morrison. "What do you and that 
skank have to talk about?"

"You know stuff for the match and shit... you know the same stuff you and I 
would talk about if it was you in the match..." Morrison says.

"I don't care! You're not going to talk to her! If she tries talking to 
you...you'll turn your back to her!" Melina says loudly. "Am I clear, John!? 
I mean who's your girlfriend here!? Last I checked it was me!"

"I wouldn't have it any other way babe ain't no one hotter than you..." 
Morrison grins.

"You're so stupid..." Melina says as she turns to look out the window. "What 
a great birthday I'm having...going to a lame club and you wanting to bang a 
washed up loser..."

"Aw come on babe... I got a real big surprise for you... something you always 
wanted to do..." Morrison grins.

Melina turns her head with a bit of interest. "I'm listening...hurry up 
though, I'm getting bored..." Melina rudely says to Morrison, before Morrison 
can reply to Melina, the sound of Melina's cell phone rings to alert her of a 
text message. Melina raises her left hand up to signal Morrison to be quiet 
for a moment as she glances down to check her cell phone. "Awww...that's so 
sweet, John...Dave just sent me a text wishing me a happy birthday!"

"Big deal babe... I got the Hollywood sign set up for just us... got some 
rent-a-cops in place so we won't be bothered to fuck above LA..." Morrison 
says.

"You wish you could do that..." Melina says with a roll of her eyes and 
starts to reply to her text message. "I wonder if Dave wants get together any 
time soon..." Melina comments.

"You'll see babe..." Morrison.

* * *

Less than an hour later, Melina and John Morrison are getting out of the limo 
in front of the world famous Hollywood sign, and Melina instantly sees a 
couple of other cars with over-weight security guards getting out to keep 
watch. "Told ya babe..." Morrison grins.

Melina raises an eyebrow and smirks as she glances at John Morrison. "I'm 
surprised you actually pulled it off..."

"Told ya babe I was going all out for your birthday bash..." Morrison grins, 
"And oh yeah... I got a photographer too if you want pics for your album..."

Melina crosses her arms as she starts to walk toward the large Hollywood 
sign. "John...you know already that my album is full with those pictures I 
took with Dave..."

"That was your old album.." Morrison says as he steps to driver's side door 
of the limo and the driver hands him a wrapped box. John Morrison then 
quickly goes to Melina and hand her the box.

Melina looks down at the box and makes a face. "Is this better than what you 
got me last year?" Melina asks as she takes the box in her hands.

"Oh yeah! Totally!" Morrison says with a grin. Melina looks down at the box 
and starts to unwrap it. As Melina finish unwrapping the box, she proceeds to 
open it, revealing a gold colored photo album, a gold colored metallic dildo 
and a the latest WWE DVD compilation featuring former WWE Superstar Batista.

Melina licks her lips and seductively lifts her eyes to look at John 
Morrison. "Mmmmm...you really know how to get me horny, babe..." Melina says 
as she moves her left hand against the DVD case's cover.

"I know what turns you on babe..." Morrison grins.

Melina keeps her seductive and manipulative eyes locked on Morrison as she 
bends down slightly to set the gift box down on the grass covered ground. 
"Get over here John!" Melina commands. 

John Morrison licks his lips and quickly steps closer to Melina. Melina grits 
her teeth as she steps back to stand in front of the lighted Hollywood sign, 
with Morrison following her. The manipulative and high maintenance WWE Diva 
lowers herself down onto her knees.

Morrison licks his lips as he looks down at Melina as he motions for the 
photographer to start taking pictures. Once Morrison is directly in front of 
her Melina grabs Morrison's crotch to feel his cock within the material of 
his pants.

"Mmmmmmm....it's too bad you're not as big as Dave, babe..." Melina groans 
and licks her lips as she moves her hands slyly against the crotch of his 
pants before she raises her hands to his waist and starts to unbuckle his 
belt.

"Shit... babe... I can't help it if I'm as big as I am..." Morrison smirks as 
Melina starts to yank his belt through the material of his pants while she 
squeezes his cock. Melina licks her lips and narrows her eyes to seductively 
glare up at Morrison as she proceeds to unbutton and unzip his pants before 
she pushing them down from his muscular, tanned waist. 

Morrison takes off his shirt revealing his gorgeous muscular and toned upper 
body as Melina pushes down his pants to free his near fourteen inch long 
cock. Melina presses her sultry lips together as she places her left hand 
around his cock and starts to guide her hand back and forth against his 
large, impressive shaft.

"Mmmmm yeah..." John Morrison groans as Melina strokes his cock with her left 
hand while she uses her right hand to push down her skirt. Melina lowers her 
skirt down to rest at her knees as she then raises her right hand to place on 
his muscular, tanned waist as she moves her left hand up and down on his 
shaft before opening her mouth and taking the head of his cock into her 
mouth.

"Ohhhh fuck..." Morrison moans as Melina starts to bob her head up and down 
on his cock while she strokes his cock with her left hand.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm...." Melina moans, pressing her lips tightly around his 
shaft as she rocks her head back and forth, with her tongue slapping against 
the bottom side of his shaft.

"Ahhhh yeah ohhh shit..." John Morrison licks his lips as Melina slaps her 
tongue against his cock while she bobs her head on it at a brisk pace.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmm!" Melina moans as she continues to skillfully 
bob her head on Morrison's cock, briskly moving her head back and forth, 
taking him impressively deep into her mouth.

Morrison smirks as Melina sucks and slurps on his long hard cock while the 
hired photographer takes pictures of everything Melina is doing for her photo 
album. Melina closes her eyes and sharply turns her head to grind her lips on 
his shaft as she continually bobs her head at a quick pace.

"Awwww shit.... fuck no one sucks cock like you babe..." Morrison groans as 
Melina rapidly bobs her head on his long hard tool.

"Mmmmmmmmm! MMMMMMM!" Melina moans and starts to gag slightly as she rocks 
her head back and forth at an incredible pace, with the head of his cock 
smacking against the back of her mouth.

"Ohhhh fuck... mmmm!" Morrison moans as Melina intentionally gags herself on 
his huge dick.

"MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! GAHHHHHHHH!" Melina groans as her saliva heavily drips 
on his long and thick cock.

"Mmmm babe.... ohhhh fuck.." Morrison groans as Melina is nearly drowning his 
cock with her saliva as she sucks and slurps on it heavily. Melina suddenly 
lifts her head off of Morrison's cock, tossing her long hair back as she 
moves her left hand up his shaft, spreading the saliva against his already 
heavily dripping shaft.

"Ohhh shit you know all the other Divas wish they could do what you can..." 
Morrison says as Melina pumps her left hand on his cock before she uses her 
right hand to lift up her top. Melina removes her hand from his shaft and 
seductively looks up at Morrison before she completely removes her top to 
expose large, juicy, perfectly rounded tits. Melina tosses her top over her 
shoulder and scoots back on her knees. 

John Morrison lowers himself to his knees in front of Melina and guides his 
cock into her pussy as she places her hands behind herself on the Hollywood 
sign to support her upper body.

Melina grits her teeth "Mmmmm...come on John...you know what I want!" Melina 
groans as she hooks her toned, smooth, stunning legs around his muscular 
waist to firmly push back against his cock as he slides his cock into her.

"Yeah I do babe..." Morrison grins as he grabs Melina's hips as he starts to 
rapidly and firmly pump his large cock into Melina's snatch.

"Mmmmmmm.....yeah...you like fucking your girlfriend, mmmm don't you!?" 
Melina loudly groans as she dominatingly rocks against his shaft as he 
thrusts into her.

"Mmmmmm ohhh fuck yeah babe!" Morrison grunts as he thrusts his cock rapidly 
into Melina's cunt.

Melina throws her head back and arches her body back, pressing her large, 
juicy tits upward, as she moves against his rapid, firm thrusts. "Ohhhhhh! 
Ahhhhhhh!" Melina loudly screams. As John Morrison pushes and pulls Melina 
back and forth with his hands on her hips, Morrison slams his cock deeply and 
swiftly into her pussy while the photographer continues to shoot photos of 
them both.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh fuck!" Melina moans and grits her teeth as her ass 
slightly bounces off of the ground with Morrison's continually deep and firm, 
quick thrusts. 

Morrison wraps his arms around Melina's hot body and starts to stand up while 
he thrusts his cock into her. Once he's on his feet, Melina is leaning back 
against the Hollywood sign as she wrap hold of his shoulders. Melina narrows 
her eyes and seductively locks her eyes with Morrison as she moves up and 
down rapidly on his cock, with her back sliding against the side of the 
large, lighted "D" of the Hollywood sign.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." John Morrison groans as he keeps a swift pace of deep and 
firm thrusts as he fucks Melina up against the "D" in the Hollywood sign.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm! AHHHHHHHHH!" Melina moans and releases a loud, 
primal scream as she bucks her body wildly against his cock.

"Mmmmmm doing good babe?" Morrison asks just before Melina pulls herself 
forward and shoves her tongue into his mouth as she drills her hot wet twat 
with his big hard cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Melina moans into Morrison's mouth as she slaps her tongue 
against his tongue, while she lustfully kisses him and rocks her body forward 
on his shaft.

"Mmmmm!" Morrison moans as Melina works her tongue around inside of his mouth 
as he bounces her up and down on his long hard and pistoning dick. Melina 
slides her hands against his tanned, stunningly muscular chest as she bounces 
rapidly on his cock, feeling him firmly thrusting up. Morrison slaps his 
tongue against Melina's tongue as she is practically fucking his mouth with 
her tongue while he slams his cock firmly into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Melina moans and presses her lips around Morrison's tongue and 
starts to bob her head lightly to suck on his tongue as she continues to 
sharply grind on his shaft.

"Mmmmmm!" Morrison moans as Melina sucks on his tongue while he drills her 
wet pussy while he lowers his hands to grab Melina's nicely thick and juicy 
ass cheeks as she bounces and grinds on his meaty tool.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Melina moans and turns her head as she grinds her lips against 
his tongue before she breaks the kiss and smirks slyly at Morrison as she 
roughly bounces on his cock.

"Mmmmm fuck enjoying your birthday babe?" Morrison asks with a grunt as 
Melina squeezes his waist with her legs.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh yeah! MMMMMM it's a fucking blast... " Melina moans as she 
feels his shaft deeply pumping into her.

"Mmmmm ahhhh you want it up ass babe?" Morrison grunts as he pumps his huge 
cock repeatedly into Melina's snatch.

"Ohhhhhh yeah...mmmmmm you bet I do..." Melina smirks and grits her teeth as 
she grinds down on his shaft. John Morrison licks his lips and grins as he 
lifts his smoking hot girlfriend up off of his cock. Melina turns to step in 
front of one of the large letter 'O's' as Morrison follows her. As Melina 
places her hands through the hole in the 'O' and bends forward, Morrison 
guides his massive cock between her ass cheeks and right into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhh fuck!" Melina groans loudly and glances over her 
shoulder with a glare back at Morrison as she rocks forward on her feet, as 
he deeply pumps into her ass.

"Ohhhh fuck... mmmmm!" Morrison moans as he places his hands on Melina's ass 
cheeks and holds them apart as he plows his cock balls deep into Melina's 
asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh fuck! FUCK!" Melina screams loudly as she firmly pushes 
back against his cock. Morrison licks his teeth as he pounds Melina's asshole 
with even harder thrusts, making it a bit difficult for Melina to match his 
pace.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh FUCK!" Melina moans as she leans forward further, 
placing her hands on to bottom curve of the "O" on the Hollywood sign as she 
feels his cock skillfully slamming into her.

"Mmmmm fuck babe... I know you miss Dave... but fuck he couldn't handle your 
gorgeous ass.... mmmm..." Morrison groans and as if to drive his point home, 
he slams his cock sharply into Melina's ass, causing his balls to crash 
loudly against her ass cheeks.

"Ohhhhhhhh! MMMMMMMM I love getting my ass fucked!" Melina screams loudly as 
she pushes back sharply against his cock. Morrison reaches under Melina with 
his left hand and starts to rub her soaking wet pussy as he drills her ass 
relentlessly.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Melina moans and grinds her body down on his hand, feeling 
his fingers thrusting in and out of her wet snatch as he fucks her ass. Sweat 
drips down Morrison's gorgeous muscular body as he fucks Melina's ass with 
his huge cock while he also finger fucks her soaking wet cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHHH!" Melina loudly screams as she starts to cum on 
Morrison's fingers.

"Ahhhh mmmmm fuck babe!" Morrison grins as he feels Melina's juices squirting 
from her pussy onto his left hand while he keeps fucking her ass with his 
cock that is now starting to throb.

"MMMMMMMM! I'm the best fuck ever...." Melina moans and tilts her head back 
as she pushes her toned, but juicy ass back against his muscular waist.

"Yeah you are babe!" Morrison grunts as he pounds Melina's ass with his 
pulsating cock, "Ahhhh fuck... got another present for you babe..." Morrison 
groans as he pulls his cock out and begins to stroke it with his left hand 
that's covered with Melina's cum. Melina stands up straight and turns around 
to look at Morrison with a sly smirk before she sinks down onto her knees as 
he strokes his cock.

"Mmmmmm fuck you know what I got for you babe..." Morrison moans as he pumps 
his cock swiftly with his left hand.

"Ohhhhh yeah baby.." Melina moans and licks her lips before she closes her 
eyes, tilting her head back slightly and opening her mouth. Aiming his cock 
at Melina's open mouth, Morrison starts to cum, spraying some of his load 
into Melina's mouth but the majority of it splatters on other areas of her 
face such as her cheeks, chin, forehead and of his spunk even lands in 
Melina's sweat dampened hair.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh fuck..." Melina groans and lifts her eyes to seductively 
glare up at Morrison as he finishes cumming onto her face.

"Mmmmm fuck babe.... you're so fucking hot..." Morrison moans as he looks 
down at the cum covered face of his extremely bitchy girlfriend.

Melina presses her lips together and stands up from the ground. "Of course I 
am! What are you, stupid!?" Melina snaps.

"Ummmmm..." Morrison starts to say before Melina grabs him by his balls and 
squeezes them in order to quiet him.

Melina grits her teeth and wickedly looks at Morrison with a glare. "Go get 
me a towel or something to clean up with..." Melina commands.

"Right... right!" Morrison says as Melina squeezes his balls again before 
letting go. As Morrison moves as quickly as he can to the limo, Melina 
smirks. As John Morrison starts to head over to the direction of the limo, he 
hears his cell phone vibrating from within one of the pockets of his pants.

Morrison bends down and picks up his pants from the ground to take out his 
cell phone to look at it. Without checking the caller ID, Morrison answers it 
as he walks to the limo, "Hello?"

"Hey! You're hard to get a hold of!" The familiar voice of Trish Stratus says 
with a laugh.

"I do got a life you know... this isn't a good time..." Morrison replies as 
he goes into the limo to grab one of the hand towels from the limo's mini 
bar.

"Are you busy?" Trish asks.

"Yeah I am..." Morrison says, "What do you want?" Morrison asks quickly.

"Oh...well I was just watching some of your matches and I got a few ideas 
that I thought would be cool to do for the match planned at WrestleMania..." 
Trish says and then pauses for a moment. "But if you're busy, I can always 
tell you about them on Monday...I'm booked to appear on RAW."

"Whatever... I know what I'm gonna do at WrestleMania..." Morrison says a bit 
rudely.

"Whoa..." Trish says in a bit of surprise. "Is this a bad time?"

"Yeah... like I said, I'm busy...talk to you... whenever..." Morrison says 
before he hangs up on Trish.

"JOHN!" Melina yells "Where is the towel!?" Melina says and then sighs. "I 
swear you're so slow and lazy!"

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