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fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't 
ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Jamaican Me Horny
by Kristi (kristi9587@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

Following his latest successful match against the ECW's Gold Standard Shelton 
Benjamin, the Jamaican Superstar known as Kofi Kingston is returning to the 
locker room area, "Aw yeah mon. Shelton needs to realize sometimes he can't 
handle trouble in paradise." Kofi says to himself as he makes a turn to 
continue walking to the locker room. Kofi is wearing yellow and green 
wrestling trunks. At the other end of the hallway, the 2007 WWE Diva Search 
Winner and SmackDown Diva, the cute and sexy Eve Torres is standing and bent 
over stretching a bit, giving Kofi Kingston a perfect view of her short black 
shorts that a covering her nicely rounded ass while she is also wearing a 
seductively-fitting referee's top.

"Whoa mon...." Kofi Kingston says as he tilts his head to look at Eve Torres' 
round short covered ass.

Eve raises an eyebrow as she hears Kofi Kingston behind her before she stands 
up and turns around to face the Jamaican Superstar with a cute laugh "Hey..." 
Eve says with a smile as she locks her beautiful, desirable eyes with Kofi "I 
happened to catch your match just a little bit ago..."

"Really? How did ol' Kofi do?" Kofi asks with a smile.

Eve presses her sultry lips together and nods her head "Very impressive..." 
Eve Torres places her hands onto her smoothly rounded, tanned hips "You 
looked really hot out there Kofi...seriously!"

"No need to be serious about it... I just have a good time out there..." Kofi 
Kingston replies with another charming smile on his handsome face.

Eve smiles and blushes a bit "Well I happen to be refereeing a match tonight 
on SmackDown..."

"Oh really?" Kofi says, "I think I should check it out.... cause you look 
like a great day in paradise yourself..."

Eve bites down on her bottom lip as she cutely looks at Kofi Kingston "You 
know...I think I could use a little warm up..."

Kofi nods his head, "I'd be glad to help you warm up... cause you don't want 
to pull a muscle..." Kofi says.

Eve tosses her smooth brown hair back and narrows her eyes a bit "Why don't 
you lose those little wrestling shorts?" Eve suggests with a cute laugh.

Kofi licks his lips a bit, "Ok maybe you want to pull a muscle..." Kofi says 
as he lowers his wrestling trunks to free his long thick fourteen inch 
Jamaican cock.

Eve Torres licks her lips as she glances down at the thick, long black 
Jamaican cock of Kofi Kingston "Oh...now that's nice!" Eve says with a smile 
as she smacks her luscious lips together before she kneels down in the 
hallway in front of Kofi. Eve smiles up at Kofi as she places her smooth 
hands around his shaft and starts to smoothly stroke her hands against his 
shaft.

"Mmmmm.... ohhh..." Kofi moans as Eve moves her smooth hands back and forth 
along the length of his fourteen inch cock as it becomes fully hard.

Eve smiles as she locks her beautiful eyes with him "Does that feel good?" 
Eve asks with a cute laugh as she smoothly guides her soft hands against the 
thick cock of Kofi Kingston.

"Oh yeah... that feels real good..." Kofi moans as Eve continues to stroke 
his cock with both of her hands. Eve Torres opens her incredible hot and wet 
mouth as she takes Kofi's long, thick black cock into her mouth. Eve gently 
wraps her soft lips around Kofi Kingston's black cock and the sultry, 
stunning SmackDown Diva starts to bob her head smoothly on his cock.

"Ohhhhh... mmmmm..." Kofi moans as he places on hand on Eve's head as she 
slowly bobs her head on his long hard Jamaican cock as she takes it a bit 
further into her mouth.

"Mmmmm...mmmmm...mmmm" Eve gently moans around Kofi's black cock as she 
smoothly bobs her head at a quickening paces as her soft tongue smacks 
against his black shaft.

"Ahhhh yea... mmmmm that's good mon..." Kofi moans as he watches Eve Torres 
suck his long hard black cock at a brisk pace. Kofi licks his lips as he 
feels Eve's bottom lip and tongue sliding against the bottom of his shaft.

"Mmmm! Mmmmm!" Eve seductively moans as her soft, luscious lips nicely smack 
against his black shaft as she eagerly and quickly bobs her head back and 
forth along the length of his black cock.

"Mmmm.... uhhhh yea..." Kofi runs his fingers through Eve's hair as she takes 
his cock further into her warm, wet mouth while eagerly sucking on it. Eve 
gently taps her soft, wet tongue against the bottom side of Kofi's rock hard 
cock before takes a long and deep head bob before she slowly lifts her head 
off of his cock and smiles.

"Ohhh... mmmm that was real good mon..." Kofi says as he looks down at Eve as 
she smiles up at him.

Eve cutely winks up at Kofi Kingston "Good..." Eve says before she reaches 
down and lifts her seductively-fitting referee's top off of her body to 
expose her large and firm, tanned tits.

"Wow..." Kofi Kingston says as he licks his lips while looking down at Eve's 
large firm and perfectly tanned tits. Eve bites down on her bottom lip as she 
stands up from the floor of the hallway and starts to push down her black 
shorts from her waist as she gradually reveals her hot black panties that 
cover her pussy.

Kofi places his hands on Eve's slender hips and he starts to push down Eve's 
hot black panties from her waist, revealing the 2007 Diva Search Winner's 
perfectly shaved pussy. "Time for some action in paradise... don't you 
agree?" Kofi asks as Eve's panties and black shorts fall to her feet.

Eve smiles and nods her head "Oh yeah! I definitely agree..." Eve says with a 
laugh before she lifts herself on top of an equipment trunk while Kofi 
Kingston steps between her gorgeously tanned legs.

Kofi licks his lips as he slides his hands over Eve's naked body before he 
guides his cock into her warm, tight pussy. "Mmmm..." Kofi moans as he pushes 
his cock halfway into Eve's pussy before he starts to thrust his cock in and 
out at a smooth pace.

"Ohhhhh..." Eve moans, pressing her soft lips together as she places her 
hands onto Kofi Kingston's strong black arms as she feels his thick cock 
firmly thrusting into her wet pussy. "Ohhh Kofi! You're definitely making me 
horny!" Eve moans with a laugh.

"Mmmmm ahhhh that must be good.." Kofi moans as he lays his hands firmly on 
Eve's waist as he pumps his cock quicker and harder into Eve Torres' tight 
wet pussy. Eve tilts her head back and close her eyes as she starts gently 
rock forward against Kofi Kingston's thrusting shafts as she takes him deeper 
into her pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhh yeah.. ohhhh..." Kofi moans as he thrusts his cock quicker into 
Eve's pussy while pushing it deeper as well. Kofi's large black balls smack 
between Eve's legs as he fucks her on the equipment trunk.

Eve grits her teeth as she starts to push her incredibly hot, tanned body 
against Kofi Kingston's thrusting black shaft "Ohhh shit Kofi...ohhhh!"

"Ahhh yeah... mmmmm yeah..." Kofi moans as he thrusts his cock repeatedly in 
and out of Eve's tight pussy as she pushes herself against him. Eve licks her 
lips as she starts to roughly grind her pussy against Kofi Kingston's black 
cock as she wraps her smooth, tanned legs around his waist and starts to 
quickly rock forward against his shaft.

"Ahhh... mmmm..." Kofi moans as he slows his thrusts down and pulls his 
fourteen inch cock out of Eve Torres' tight wet pussy. The hot Jamaican 
Superstar licks his lips as he turns Eve over so that she's bent over the 
equipment trunk. Eve bites down on her bottom lip and cutely looks back at 
Kofi Kingston as she's bent over the equipment trunk while she watches Kofi 
Kingston guide his cock back into her tight pussy from behind.

"Mmmmm ohhh yea mon..." Kofi moans as he puts his hands back onto Eve's hips 
as he once again starts to thrust his cock in and out of Eve Torres' tight 
wet pussy. Kofi smoothly pulls Eve back towards him as fucks her. Eve smiles 
back at Kofi Kingston as she starts to gently push her nicely rounded, tanned 
ass back against his cock while she feels her ass press against his waist.

"Uhhhh mmmmm... ohhh yea..." Kofi moans as he thrusts his cock smoothly and 
deeply into Eve's pussy as he increases the pace of his thrusts. Eve grits 
her teeth as she starts to firmly and quickly rock back against Kofi's black 
cock while she moves against the equipment trunk.

"Ahhhh... mmmm... ohhh yeah.." Kofi Kingston moans as he pumps his fourteen 
inch cock all the way into Eve's pussy. Sweat drips down Kofi's hot black 
athletic body as he starts to cum inside of Eve's pussy. Eve closes her eyes 
and licks her lips as she arches her body slightly, while feeling the warm 
cum flood into her pussy.

"Ohhhh.... yeah... mmmm that felt good mon..." Kofi moans as he smoothly 
thrusts his cock in and out of Eve's pussy as he finishes cumming.

Eve smirks and looks at Kofi Kingston "Kofi...you definitely make me 
horny..."

-END-

Special thanks to ECW Announcer Mike Adamle for inspiring the title for this 
story