READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: Keibler Gets Kliq'ed by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) On April 21, 2002 during the Backlash pay-per-view at the Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Missouri, n.W.o members Scott Hall and X-Pac are returning to the locker room area following Halls' victory over Bradshaw. "Yo...you seen how easy that was... barely five minutes to beat him..." Scott Hall says. "Oh yeah, you had it easy, you didn't get run into the ring post by Faarooq..." X-Pac smirks. "Hey... a win's a win... and now... we go meet up with Big Kev... and plan our next big move to dominate RAW..." Hall says as he opens the locker room door to enter the n.W.o locker room. "Took you guys long enough to get back here..." Kevin Nash says as Scott Hall and X-Pac enter the locker room, "Our buddy was getting bored..." "What buddy?" X-Pac asks. "ME!" Shawn Michaels says as he jumps from behind the door to startle his long time friends. "Aww fuck Shawn! Give a guy a heart attack..." Scott Hall smirks before he gives Shawn a hug. "Yeah... what are you doing here... thought you were staying home and playing dad..." X-Pac says. "Well... you guys were in Texas last week and not one of you bother to swing by to visit... sooooo..." Shawn grins, 'I just thought I'd drop on in..." "He's going nuts staying at home," Kevin Nash says. "Man... you should come back on the road with us... in fact HBK should be in the n.W.o..." Scott says. "Yeah, that would be great! And if we get Hunter on board... that would be killer!" X-Pac adds. "I don't know... maybe... you never know what I might do..." Shawn Michaels smirks as he seems like he is partially interested in the idea of joining the New World Order when there's a knock on the locker room door. "Yeah?" Nash says before the door opens and SmackDown Owner Vince McMahon's personal executive assistant Stacy Keibler walks into the room. "Hey legs..." Scott Hall smirk. Stacy Keibler presses her lips together and nods her head, dressed in a short black skirt and a long sleeved black business jacket over a low-buttoned white blouse. "Hello gentlemen..." Scott Hall looks at X-Pac, Shawn and Nash before he looks at Stacy, "Oh you're talking to us..." "Of course she's talking to us..." Shawn laughs. "I don't know... Pac isn't a gentleman..." Nash says jokingly. Stacy Keibler smirks slightly before she pauses and notices the sight of Shawn Michaels in the locker room. "Ummm...what are you doing here?" "Just visiting..." Shawn says. X-Pac smirks, "So whatcha want Stacy?" "Well seeing as I am Mr. McMahon's personal executive assistant..." Stacy Keibler pauses and probably smirks. "I do whatever, whenever he wants..." Stacy continues to explain. "How's that different than what you did in WCW for when I was the booker?" Nash asks with a laugh. "Let her finish this might be good..." Scott Hall says with a smirk Stacy narrows her eyes slightly and glares at Kevin Nash. "I would like to have you know that I am a professional businesswoman!" Stacy replies in a firm tone. "Not with legs like that..." Shawn replies as he checks out Stacy's long legs Stacy presses her lips together and clears her throat. "Anyway...Mr. McMahon requested that I pay you gentlemen a visit...he wants the nWo on SmackDown" "Really? He had the chance to draft us a few weeks ago..." Hall says. "Yes he did..." Stacy replies before she nods her head. "However, Ric Flair pulled a fast one over him and drafted the group before he had the chance..." "Hey Vinnie drafted The Crock and Dork Angle before us.. he had a chance," X- Pac says. "Now hold guys.... we can listen to what Stacy has to say..." Nash says Stacy glances at Kevin Nash and nods her head "Exactly...Mr. McMahon wants all of you on SmackDown and he sent me here to make sure that happens" "And how are you gonna do that? I'm retired..." Shawn smirks. Stacy turns to look at Shawn Michaels "I was not talking to you...I was talking to the three of them..." Stacy replies as she turns to look back at X-Pac, Nash and Hall. "Hey lady... you have to know... where we go... Shawn goes... simple as that..." Scott says. "Yeah... you want us to jump to SmackDown... you got to convince all four of us..." X-Pac grins. "Well gentlemen...I always come prepared..." Stacy Keibler replies with a smirk. * * * A short time later, Stacy Keibler is on her knees stroking the large cocks of Kevin Nash and Scott Hall while she bobs her head on Shawn Michaels's dick. X-Pac is kneeling behind Stacy and is thrusting his cock in and out of her pussy. "Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm..." Stacy moans with her moist, pouty lips wrapped around the cock of Shawn Michaels as she steadily bobs her head back and forth, while she talentedly moves her hands along the rigid shafts of Nash and Hall. As Stacy perfectly sucks on Shawn's cock, her gorgeous body rocks back and forth on her knees with X-Pac firmly pumping into her from behind. "Ahhhhh fuck..." X-Pac groans as he pumps his cock firmly into Stacy's snatch. Hall and Nash smirk as Stacy strokes their cocks while she bobs her head swiftly on Shawn's tool. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Stacy moans as she continues to bob her head of Shawn's cock, taking him deeper into her saliva dripping mouth. "Awwww..." Shawn moans as Stacy sucks and slurps on his cock. X-Pac grabs Stacy's hips and pulls her back as he plows his dick deep into her cunt "Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Stacy moans as her nicely rounded and juicy, tanned ass smacks against X-Pac's waist as he drives his cock into her from behind. Stacy lifts her head off of Shawn's cock and turns her head to Scott Hall's cock as she flicks her tongue against the head of his shaft. "Ah yeah..." Scott Hall moans as Stacy laps her tongue against his cock. Kevin Nash smirks as Stacy continues to stroke his cock. X-Pac pulls out of Stacy's pussy and moves aside so that Shawn can kneel behind the long-legged blond. Once behind her, Shawn rams his cock deep into her pussy. "Mmmmmm...ohhhhhh shit.." Stacy moans as she jolts forward on her knees after Shawn Michaels begins to swiftly thrust into her pussy from behind. Stacy lowers her head and proceeds to take Scott Hall's cock into her mouth, wrapping her pouty lips around his shaft as she begins to bob her head. "WCW...WWE.... she's still the same..." Scott laughs as Stacy eagerly bobs her head on his cock. "Ain't that the truth..." Nash smirks as Stacy keeps her hand moving on his cock. "Ahhhh..." Shawn groans as he pumps his cock swiftly in and out of Stacy's snatch. Stacy Keibler lifts her blond haired head off of Hall's cock and turns her head toward Kevin Nash's cock. Stacy then proceeds to take Nash's cock into her soothing mouth and starts to immediately bob her head as she starts to alternate between sucking on Nash's cock and stroking Hall's cock. "Mmmmmm..." Nash groans as Stacy bobs her head on his cock. Shawn licks his lips as he firmly pumps his cock all the way into Stacy Keibler's pussy. "Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Stacy moans around Kevin Nash's large cock as she rocks back and forth on her knees to eagerly push back against Shawn's thrusting cock. Stacy starts to lift her head from Nash's cock, placing her hand back on his shaft as she turns back to Hall's cock and takes him into her mouth once again. "Awwwww damn.." Hall moans as Stacy wildly bobs her head on his cock. Shawn pulls out of Stacy's pussy and moves aside, allowing X-Pac to kneel behind her once again. The greasy haired Superstar rams his cock firmly back into Stacy's pussy. "Mmmmmmmmmm!" Stacy moans and suddenly rocks forward on her knees, causing her to deep throat Scott Hall's long shaft in one smooth motion. "Ohhhh fuck yeah!" X-Pac moans as he swiftly pumps his cock in and out of Stacy's pussy as she sucks and slurps on Scott Hall's dick. "Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! MMMMM! Gahhhhhhhh!" Stacy moans and starts to lightly gag on Hall's cock as she bobs her head swiftly and deeply, with her wet saliva heavily dripping on his cock. With X-Pac continuing to pump his cock into her wet snatch from behind, Stacy continues to guide her hand up and down Nash's large shaft. "Awwww yeah..." Nash groans as Stacy strokes his cock. Scott Hall steps backward to pull his cock out of Stacy's saliva dripping mouth while X-Pac hammers her pussy from behind. "Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh fuck...ohhhhhh!" Stacy groans and grits her teeth as she sharply rocks forward on her knees with X-Pac relentlessly fucking her from behind, as she moves her hand swiftly on Nash's large cock. "Mmmmm fuck!" X-Pac moans as he hammers Stacy's twat with swift and hard thrusts. Nash grabs Stacy's head which helps the long-legged blond take his cock into her mouth. "MMMMMMMMMM!" Stacy moans around Nash's cock with her lips wrapping around his large cock as she starts to immediately bob her head at a smooth, but quick pace, with her body swiftly moving forward from X-Pac working over her pussy. "Ohhh yeah..." Nash groans as Stacy sucks and slurps on his cock. X-Pac pulls out of Stacy's snatch and moves so that Hall can go behind her. Scott Hall smirks as he grabs Stacy's hips and slams his cock into her pussy. Stacy presses her lips tightly around Nash's cock and places her hands up onto his waist as she starts to rock forward once again at a quick pace, causing her to take him deeper into her mouth, with Scott Hall plowing his cock into her tight, wet snatch from behind. "Ahhhhh mmmm..." Hall grunts as he slams his cock repeatedly into Stacy's snatch as she sucks Kevin Nash's large tool. "Mmmmmmm! Gahhhhhh! Gahhhhh! Gahhhh!" Stacy Keibler moans and gags against Nash's large cock as the head of his shaft smacks against the back of her mouth, while Scott Hall pulls the gorgeous Diva back in order to bury his cock deep. "Mmmmmm fuck..." Nash groans as Stacy Keibler gags and slobbers on his cock while Hall hammers her pussy from behind. Stacy lifts her beautiful eyes and glances up at Kevin Nash before she unwraps her lips from around his cock and starts to lift her head. "Mmmm I think we need more convincing..." Nash says with a smirk as Hall pulls out of Stacy's snatch. "Yeah I think so too..." Shawn replies just as Nash starts to lay on the ground in front of Stacy Keibler. Stacy proudly smirks and tosses her gorgeous blond hair back before she moves to straddle Kevin Nash, lowering herself down onto his large cock. Stacy leans forward and places her hands onto Nash's chest as she starts to smoothly rock back and forth. "Ahhhhh..." Nash groans as Stacy rocks on his large cock. X-Pac kneels behind Stacy again and this time guides his cock into her ass. "Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck..." Stacy groans and bites down on her bottom lip as she feels X-Pac's cock entering her tight, juicy ass, causing her to rock at a quicker pace on Nash's cock. "Ohhhh fuck yeah..." X-Pac grunts as he starts to fuck Stacy's ass while she rides Nash. Shawn steps in front of Stacy and guides his cock into her mouth as soon as she looks up at him. "Mmmmmmmmmm!" Stacy seductively smirks as she looks up at Shawn Michaels and wraps her lips around his cock as she starts to rock her head back and forth to suck on him, while swiftly moving her body between Nash and X-Pac. "Ahhhhh... mmmmm...' Shawn moans as Stacy bobs her head on his cock. Nash and X-Pac firmly thrusts their cocks into Stacy's pussy and ass as she rocks between them. "Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Stacy moans with lips rubbing back and forth on Shawn's cock as she continues to smoothly bob her head, while she rocks and bounces between Nash and X-Pac. "Ahhhh yeah... mmmm..." Nash groans as he thrusts his cock firmly up into Stacy's twat. X-Pac grabs Stacy's hips as he plows his cock balls deep into Stacy's ass while she sucks and slurps on Shawn's dick. Stacy rocks forward on Nash's cock as X-Pac continues to thrust his cock into her nicely juicy, gorgeously tanned ass, allowing Stacy to lean her head further in to Shawn's cock, taking him deeply into her wet mouth. "Ohhh yeah.... ahhhh..." X-Pac grunts as he pounds Stacy's gorgeous ass with firm and deep thrusts. Shawn lays his hands on Stacy's head as he fucks Stacy's mouth with his cock. "Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Gahhhhhhh!" Stacy moans and starts to gag as Shawn Michaels works his cock deeper into her talented mouth. "Mmmmm shit.." Shawn moans as Stacy gags on his cock as he pushes it deeper into her mouth. Nash continues to thrust his cock up into Stacy's snatch while X-Pac pulls out of her ass. Scott Hall gets behind Stacy when X-Pac moves aside and the man once known as Razor Ramon rams his cock into Stacy's asshole. "Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Stacy moans and presses her lips tightly around Shawn's cock as she closes her eyes and steadily bobs her head on his cock, while she moves between Nash and Hall as the two former Outsiders work over her ass and pussy. "Ahhhh mmmmm..." Nash groans as Stacy rocks swiftly on his cock to push back against Hall while she sucks Shawn's dick. "Mmmmmmmmmm..." Stacy moans and turns her head on Shawn's cock before she lifts her head and licks her lips, with his cock dripping with her saliva. Stacy tilts her head back and loudly groans as she rocks back firmly on Nash's cock, with Hall deeply plowing her ass. "Ohhhh yeah... ahhhh..." Scott Hall moans as he plows his cock deeply into Stacy's asshole. Shawn moves from being in front of Stacy and X-Pac takes his place. The former European Champion licks his lips as he shoves his cock into Stacy Keibler's mouth. "Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Stacy moans as her lips wrap around X-Pac's cock before she brings her hands from Nash's chest to X-Pac's waist just as X-Pac starts to swiftly pump his cock into her mouth. "Ohhh fuck!" X-Pac groans as he fucks Stacy's mouth with swift and deep thrusts while Nash and Hall continue to deeply fuck her pussy and ass. "Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Gahhhhhh! Gahhhhh!" Stacy moans and gags as X-Pac works his long shaft deeply into her mouth, causing her head to rock back and forth as she moves between Hall and Nash. "Ahhh... mmmm fuck..." Nash groans as Stacy bounces up and down on his cock. Scott Hall pulls out of Stacy's asshole and moves so that Shawn Michaels can get behind her. The Heartbreak Kid licks his lips as he guides his cock into Stacy Keibler's asshole as X-Pac fucks her mouth. "Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm! MMMMMMM!" Stacy moans as she swiftly rocks back and forth on Nash's cock inside of her wet snatch with Shawn Michaels drilling her juicy ass and X-Pac deeply ramming his cock into her perfectly wet mouth. "Ahhhh ohhhh..." Shawn moans as he pumps his cock firmly into Stacy's asshole. Kevin Nash pushes Stacy up off of his cock and rolls out from underneath her. Stacy settles herself down onto her knees and starts to rock back and forth as she moves between X-Pac and Shawn Michaels. "Ahhhh mmmm..." X-Pac moans as he swiftly thrusts his cock deep into Stacy's mouth while Shawn hammers her ass "Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm!" Stacy moans as her wet saliva drips and starts to escape her mouth as she rocks back sharply on her knees with her juicy ass smacking against Shawn's toned waist. "Mmmmm ahhhh..." Shawn grunts as he rams his cock deeply into Stacy's asshole. X-Pac pulls his cock out of Stacy's mouth and starts to stroke his shaft as Nash and Hall stand next to him as they stroke their own dicks. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Stacy moans and licks her lips as she rocks back and forth on her knees with Shawn Michaels deeply ramming into her while pulling her back. "Mmmmm ahhh..." Shawn moans as he pulls out of Stacy's asshole. As Stacy sits up on her knees and looks up at X-Pac, Hall and Nash, the trio start to cum, showering Stacy's sweat covered face with their thick, warm spunk. "Mmmmmmmmmm...." Stacy moans and closes her eyes as the warm, creamy loads of cum spray her beautiful, sweat coated face and proceeds to drip down. Nash, Hall and X-Pac keep stroking their cocks to unload more jizz onto Stacy's face. Shawn moves around Stacy and while he strokes his dick, he steps between Hall and X-Pac. "Ahhh..." Shawn groans as he starts to cum on Stacy's face. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah..." Stacy moans and keeps her eyes closed as Shawn Michaels's warm cum splatters her face. "Ahhhh yeah... mmmm..." Shawn groans as he continues to cum on Stacy's face. By the time all four Superstars are finished cumming, Stacy Keibler's face is a dripping mess of cum and sweat. Stacy opens her beautiful eyes and smirks up at the four long time friends. "Mr. McMahon will be very pleased to meet with you.." "Well... yeah... if we were going to SmackDown..." Scott smirks. Stacy raises an eyebrow "What?" "We're not going to SmackDown..." Nash laughs. Stacy narrows her eyes. "But...." "Stacy like I told you in WCW... Monday Nights is where you want to be..." Nash smirks. "You....you guys lied to me!" "No we didn't... we didn't say we'd go to SmackDown if you let us fuck you..." X-Pac grins. Stacy presses her lips together and stands up from the floor. "When Mr. McMahon hears about this...." Stacy begins to reply. "He'll send a complaint letter to RAW's owner Ric Flair... yeah yeah we know..." Shawn grins. "You'll pay for this..." Stacy says as she glares at the four long time friends. "Well you know where to send the bill..." Hall grins. "To Monday Night RAW!" Nash laughs. -END-