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fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't 
ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Kelly's Ca-Ca-Ca-Booty!
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Following their victory over The Miz, John Morrison and Jillian during the 
October 13, 2008 edition of Monday Night RAW, Cryme Tyme members Shad, 
wearing blue jeans and timberland boots, and JTG, wearing baggy black jeans, 
a green leather jacket and timberland boots, are celebrating with their 
partner Kelly Kelly, who's wearing red wrestling pants and a red top. "Yo, 
yo, yo, yo... we totally dissed them posers," JTG says as he tosses a Mighty 
Duck hockey mask up and down repeatedly.

"Word dawg..." Shad says before he raises an eyebrow, "Yo you're going to 
return that?" Shad asks.

JTG smirks mischievously, "Yo, like I said earlier to you and Kel-Kel here. 
I'm just borrowing it," JTG says before Kelly playfully takes the hockey mask 
from him and places it on a table. "Yo Kelly, you were hot out there, you had 
every body poppin'." 
JTG says.

Kelly Kelly laughs and smiles as she places her hands onto her tanned, nicely 
curved hips "Thanks Jay...I knew we'd kick their butts!" Kelly says before 
she scrunches her nose up and cutely frowns "Have you heard what those jerks 
have said about me on The Dirt Sheet?" Kelly asks.

"Yeah... but wouldn't about what the Shaman of Stupidity and the Guy Magnet 
have to say," Shad Gaspard says. 

"Word... those two are the pure definition of Bromance..." JTG adds with a 
laugh.

Kelly bites down her bottom lip and laughs "That's funny!" Kelly says before 
she presses her soft, adorably moist lips together and playfully looks at 
Shad and JTG "Some homeboys, what are the plans tonight?"

"Yo, we're going out to get our glomp on with some hot dime pieces," JTG 
quickly answers. 

"Yeah no butterz though... we're gonna look for some hot cabooty," Shad adds 
before he tilts his head and leans forward to check out Kelly's rear end, 
"Kinda like that," Shad grins.

Kelly adorable, sweet eyes widen at Shad Gaspard's compliment "Oh really? So 
I have a hot cabooty?" Kelly asks as she innocently smiles at the powerful 
Shad.

"Oh yeah... you got a real hot cabooty..." Shad says with a smile. 

"Yo, yo, yo Shad... why are you cheesin'?" JTG says. 

"Jay... homegirl's cabooty is a real good reason to be cheesin'..." Shad 
replies.

Kelly blushes and shyly lowers her blond haired head "Well...to be honest, I 
do love bangin' a couple of homeboys from the hood..." Kelly says with a 
cute, irresistible laugh.

Shad and JTG both look at Kelly and at the same time say, "Word?!"

Kelly excitedly nods her head and smiles "Oh yeah! I love a couple of hot 
homeboys!"

"Yo Kelly... I got a good idea... just let me whip this out" JTG says as he 
unbuckles his belt. 

"Whoa dawg.... the po-po could be around here," Shad says. 

JTG looks at his tag team partner, "That didn't stop us before..." 

"True..." Shad says before he starts to unbuckle his own belt. Kelly lightly 
licks her soft, pouty lips as she eagerly watches Shad and JTG unbuckling 
their belts before both start to push their baggy jeans down from their 
waists.

JTG gets his jeans down first, and his nicely thick cock hangs between his 
legs as it starts to harden. "Yo Kelly... you're got a bit too much on..." 
Shad says as he takes off his jeans to free his massive black dick.

Kelly smiles and cutely shrugs her shoulders "Yeah I suppose so, homeboys..." 
Kelly replies with a cute giggle as she begins to lift her red top from her 
nicely tanned, perfectly curved body to expose her firm and juicy, rounded 
tits.

"Damn... that's some fine chedda..." JTG says as he looks at Kelly Kelly's 
firm, juicy and perky tits. Shad and JTG step towards Kelly as she sinks down 
to her knees. Kelly smiles eagerly as she tosses her soft, long blond hair 
back while she settles herself on the floor on her knees in front of the two 
fun-loving criminals of RAW. Kelly bites down on her bottom lip as places her 
soft, slightly cold hands around both black shafts and begins stroking each 
cock, Shad in her left and JTG in her right.

"Ahhh yeah..." Shad Gaspard licks his lips and moans as Kelly moves her left 
hand up and down on his cock while she jerks off JTG with her right hand.

Kelly presses her soft lips together before she lowers her blond haired head 
and slides her tongue across the large head of Shad's black cock. "Mmmmm!" 
Kelly moans before she smoothly moves her tongue over to the head of JTG's 
cock as she happily strokes both cocks.

"Ohhhh snap... mmm!" JTG moans as Kelly slides her tongue around black cock 
while she continues to move her hands on his and Shad's dicks. JTG slips off 
his jacket, which falls onto the floor behind him. Kelly cutely smiles up at 
JTG as she flicks her tongue tenderly against the head of JTG's black cock 
before she turns back to Shad's massive black cock, opening her adorable 
mouth and lowering her blond haired head.

"Awww yeah homegirl... ahhh!" Shad Gaspard moans as Kelly takes his cock 
farily deep into her mouth as she bobs her head on his dick. JTG frees his 
cock from Kelly's right hand and moves behind her. JTG licks his lips before 
he starts to slide down her red wrestling pants.

Kelly presses her soft lips around Shad's thick black cock as she happily and 
smoothly bob her blond haired head on his cock. "Mmmmm..." Kelly softly moans 
as her lips brush back and forth against his shaft as she sucks him.

"Mmm damn..." Shad moans as Kelly turns her head on his cock. 

JTG licks his lips as he looks at Kelly's cute round ass, "Oh yeah gonna lay 
some smack on that cabooty..." JTG says before he pushes his cock into her 
warm, tight pussy from behind.

"Mmmmmmm!" Kelly cutely groans around Shad's cock as she feels JTG's black 
cock enter her tight, wet pussy from behind. Kelly closes her eyes and starts 
to bob her head at a quicker pace on Shad's cock as she moves her head 
smoothly on his large cock.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmm!" JTG moans as he puts his hands on Kelly's hips as he 
thrusts his cock deeply into her pussy. Shad runs his fingers through Kelly's 
blond hair as she takes his huge black cock deeper into her mouth.

"Mmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Kelly moans as her blond haired head bobs quickly on Shad's 
large black cock, while her wet saliva drips down his cock. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" 
Kelly moans as she rocks back on her knees to push her cutely, perfectly 
tanned back against JTG's waist as he drills his black cock into her moist, 
warm pussy.

"Ohhhh shit... mmm fuck!" Shad Gaspard moans as Kelly holds his cock deep 
within her mouth as JTG fucks the blond haired Diva from behind. JTG smacks 
Kelly's cute ass as he drills her with quick thrusts.

Kelly slowly lifts her head from Shad's cock and smiles sweetly up at him 
while her saliva drips from his black shaft. "Ohhhh...mmmm...mmmm yeah..." 
Kelly moans and bites down on her bottom lip as JTG steadily slams his cock 
into her tight pussy from behind.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm ohh yeah!" JTG moans as he pumps his cock balls deep into 
Kelly's tight wet pussy as she rocks back against him.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip as she opens her eyes and looks back at 
JTG while her smoothly guides her tanned ass back against his black, toned 
waist as she feels his cock continuing to slam into her pussy. "Ohhhhh Jay 
that feels so good!"

"Hey Jay... how about letting Kel-Kel get on this..." Shad Gaspard says as he 
gets down on the floor. 

"Mmmm damn!" JTG moans as he pulls his cock out of Kelly's tight pussy and he 
gives her cute ass another smack.

Kelly cutely laughs "I sure do love my homeboys..." Kelly says as she eagerly 
moves herself down to the floor where Shad is laying and eagerly mounts her 
petite, tanned body onto his massive, rock hard cock. "Ohhhhh..." Kelly 
groans as she feels Shad's cock entering her pussy.

"Ahhhh shit... mmmmm!" Shad Gaspard moans as he puts his strong hands on 
Kelly's waist as she starts to rock back and forth on his massive cock. JTG 
moves close behind Kelly and spreads her ass cheeks apart so that he can ease 
his cock into her asshole.

"Ohhhhh shit!" Kelly moans and tilts her blond haired head back as she closes 
her eyes and begins to smoothly rock her tanned, smoothly toned body back and 
forth between JTG and Shad as the two fun-loving criminals fuck her.

"Awww... ohhhh yeah!" JTG moans as he pumps his cock in and out of Kelly's 
pussy while she bounces lightly on Shad's huge cock. Shad grits his teeth 
slightly as he thrusts his cock up into Kelly's tight pussy.

Kelly places her hands onto Shad's muscular black chest as she quickly rocks 
forward and bounces on his cock, while JTG thrusts his cock into her tight 
ass from behind "Ohhhh yeah homeboys!" Kelly moans with a laugh.

"Ahhhh fuck... ohhh yeah Kel-Kel!" Shad moans as Kelly bounces up and down on 
his cock while she rocks between him and JTG. JTG again smacks Kelly's cute 
ass as he pounds her asshole with his nicely thick black shaft.

"Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah!" Kelly moans as sweat drips down her adorable, tanned 
body as she sharply and eagerly rocks between JTG and Shad, feeling both 
cocks ramming deeply into her ass and pussy.

"Awww snap!" JTG moans as he pumps his cock deeply into Kelly's ass as her 
ass cheeks smack against his waist when she pushes back towards him. Shad 
Gaspard firmly drives his cock up into Kelly's tight wet pussy.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip as her fingernails lightly rake against 
Shad's muscular black chest as she quickly rocks forward on his cock, while 
JTG swiftly smacks his waist against her juicy, tanned ass while he fucks 
her.

"Yo Shad you want some of Kel-Kel's cabooty?" JTG asks as he pulls his cock 
out of Kelly asshole. 

"Damn straight dawg..." Shad says as JTG helps Kelly get off of his cock so 
that he can get up from the floor.

Kelly scrunches her adorable nose up and laughs as she stands up in front of 
JTG and sweetly smiles at him "Shad wants some of my booty?" Kelly asks with 
a laugh.

"Yeah I want some of that cabooty..." Shad says as he stands up. JTG turns 
Kelly around before Shad bends her forward, and the larger Superstar pushes 
his huge cock into Kelly's asshole.

"Ohhhhhh...shit Shad..." Kelly moans and lightly grits her teeth as she feels 
his massive black cock stretching her asshole as she bends over while 
standing.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm!" Shad grunts as he thrusts his cock in and out of Kelly's 
asshole, and with each thrust, he pushes his cock deeper into Kelly's 
stretched out ass. JTG lifts Kelly's head up slightly so that she can take 
his cock into her mouth as Shad fucks her.

"MMMMMMM!" Kelly Kelly sweetly groans as JTG's black cock enters her wet 
mouth and the adorable RAW Diva wraps her soft lips around his cock and 
starts to bob her head while Shad thrusts his cock from behind into her ass.

"Ohhhh damn... mmmm!" JTG moans as Kelly bobs her head on his cock. Shad 
lightly smacks Kelly's ass as he pumps his cock deeper and deeper into her 
asshole as he quickens the pace. Kelly lifts her sweet eyes and locks them 
with JTG as she smoothly and briskly moves her head to suck his black cock. 
Kelly feels Shad Gaspard's impressive strength as he pulls her petite body 
back against his cock.

"Ahhh shit... mmmm fuck... ahhh!" Shad Gaspard grunts as he rams his cock 
into Kelly's ass with quirk firm thrusts while he pulls and pushers her back 
and forth. 

"Ohhh fuck... awww yeah homegirl..." JTG moans as he looks down at Kelly as 
she quickly sucks his cock. Kelly gently taps her soft tongue against JTG's 
shaft as she perfectly and skillfully moves her blond haired head on his 
black cock before she pushes her adorable ass back against Shad's cock.

"Ohhhh... fuck... ahhhh yeah!" JTG moans as he begins to cum inside of 
Kelly's mouth as she taps her tongue against his throbbing cock. Shad grits 
his teeth as he continues to fuck Kelly's ass, and soon he begins to fill her 
asshole with his warm cum.

"Mmmmm...ohhhh..." Kelly softly moans as she presses her lips together and 
slowly lifts her head from JTG's cock, swallowing his warm load of cum.

"Damn homegirl..." Shad moans as he pulls his cock out of Kelly's asshole 
after filling her ass with cum.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and laughs "Now that was fun!" Kelly 
presses her adorable shoulders up with a smile.

"Word Homegirl..." JTG says with a smile. 

Shad nods his head before he asks, "Who's up to hit some clubs out in the 
hood?"

Kelly places her hands on her hips and smiles "I don't know...I thought I saw 
some really awesome bling Miz and Morrison's locker room..."

JTG grins, "Homegirl... I love how you think..." JTG says. 

Shad then pauses for a long before asking, "Yo Kelly... what were you doing 
in those wanksters' locker room?"

Kelly laughs and presses her soft lips together "Oh...I was scooping it 
out...you know I thought maybe I could let you guys known about all the 
awesome stuff in there..." Kelly pauses and smiles cutely.

"Homegirl... you're straight from the hood..." Shad says as JTG nods his 
head.

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