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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Laying Down Some Real Rhymes
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Following her performance of "America The Beautiful" to kick off WrestleMania 
19 on March 30, 2003, R&B and hip hop artist Ashanti, wearing a white top and 
tan colored skirt, is in a hallway within Seattle, Washington's Safeco Field 
with WWE's Doctor of Thuganomics John Cena, wearing just white sweat pants, a 
red, white and blue baseball cap, and his pad lock chain, while he tries to 
impress her with his slick rhymes. "Girl, gotta tell ya, those little boys 
Fabulous and Jay-Z... them wanna be gangstas...they're so damn soft they were 
afraid to rap battle me... let's face it, they can't see me... but I gotta 
plan, you'll dig it, you'll see...plan is while Beyonce dreams of a real man 
to replace Jay-Z, I show you something better than Grammy... girl you're fine 
as hell... I'll eat you out as if you were as if you were from Taco Bell, so 
let's blow this joint and roll on out, and like Lillian Garcia's song... I'll 
make you shout..." Cena says.

Ashanti blankly looks at the Doctor of Thuganomics and bites down on her 
bottom lip, debating whether or not she should laugh. "Ummmm..." Ashanti nods 
her head slightly. "That was...ummm..."

"The best damn rhyme you've heard all year..." the cocky WWE Superstar says 
with a smirk.

Ashanti presses her lips together and places her hands gently onto her nicely 
curved hips. "Ummm...yeah..." Ashanti says before she raises an eyebrow. "How 
can I put this nicely...."

"Huh? No way you didn't like that, I spit better than any MTV 
hyped-jabroni..." Cena says.

Ashanti smiles weakly and bites down on her bottom lip. "I wouldn't quit the 
day job, if I were you..."

"Yo, hold on now, I'm a double threat, I'm mean on the mic and meaner in the 
ring..." Cena says.

Ashanti laughs a bit "I'm sure you are...but your rhyming skills, they're 
shit..."

"What? I'm more hardcore than porno flicks..." Cena snaps as he clearly 
surprised at Ashanti not liking his style.

Ashanti raises an eyebrow and smirks with interest. "You sure do talk a big 
game...."

"I don't just talk I back it up..." Cena replies.

"Oh really?" Ashanti replies with a laugh. "I think you're all talk and no 
action."

Cena smirks before he boldly takes hold of Ashanti's right hand in order to 
stuff her hand down the front of his white sweat pants so that she can feel 
directly just how large he is, "Like I said I ain't all talk..." Cena says to 
the stunned R&B and hip hop artist as he lets go of her hand.

Ashanti smirks at John Cena as she wraps her right hand around his shaft and 
starts to stroke his cock underneath the material of his sweat pants. 
"Baby...I've seen a lot of big dicks in this business, but not all know how 
to work it..."

"Then come with me... and I'll show you that I know how to work it..." Cena 
smirks as Ashanti slowly strokes his cock inside of his sweat pants.

* * *

A short time later in Ashanti's dressing room, Ashanti is sitting on the 
couch and her mouth is hanging open as John Cena is kneeling between her 
legs, lapping his tongue perfectly against her hot wet and black snatch while 
he slides his hands against over her gorgeous legs.

"Mmmmmmm...damn...babe, you sure down know how to use that mouth..." Ashanti 
moans with a soft laugh as she tilts her head back, feeling his tongue thrust 
in and out of her pussy.

Cena glances up at Ashanti and smirks as he darts his tongue in and out of 
her hot twat. The Doctor of Thuganomics bobs his head slightly, as he pushes 
tongue deeply into Ashanti's pussy.

Ashanti moves her gorgeously smooth, nicely toned legs and rests them onto 
Cena's shoulders as he deeply darts his tongue into her pussy, with his head 
bobbing back and then forward.

"Mmmmmm mmmm..." Cena groans against Ashanti's snatch as she wraps her legs 
around his head as his tongue touches every part of her twat.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh..." Ashanti moans and arches her back 
slightly as she feels his tongue swiftly thrusting in and out of her snatch.

"Mmmmm..." Cena moans as he expertly fucks Ashanti's cunt with his talented 
tongue and each time his tongue brushes against Ashanti's clit, he feels her 
legs tighten around his head.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh fuck..." Ashanti moans as she starts to cum on John 
Cena's talented tongue.

Cena presses his lips against Ashanti's soaking wet pussy and slurps up her 
juices as she loosens her legs from around his head.

Ashanti licks her lips and seductively glances down at John Cena as he starts 
to pull his head away from her dripping wet snatch.

John Cena stands up and smirks at Ashanti, "Still doubt my skills?" Cena asks 
with a smirk as he lowers his sweat pants from his muscular waist, freeing 
his incredibly large, thick and rock hard cock.

Ashanti raises an eyebrow and smirks up at John Cena, while she spreads her 
gorgeously smooth legs apart. "That was just your tongue..." Ashanti replies 
playfully.

Cena smirks, "You're gonna be glad I used my tongue first..." Cena responds 
to Ashanti as he starts pushing his cock into her hot wet pussy. The Doctor 
of Thuganomics licks his lips as he sees Ashanti's eyes go wide as he forces 
his cock inch by inch into her twat.

"Mmmmmmmm...shit....definitely a tight fit..." Ashanti says with a laugh and 
groan as she then grits her teeth as Cena places his hands onto her hips as 
her works his cock deep into her.

"Mmmmmm very tight..." Cena groans as he pulls Ashanti towards himself as he 
starts to pump his cock in and out of her twat. With each forward thrust, 
Cena shoves his cock deeper into her pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...mmmm work that dick..." Ashanti moans as she wraps 
her gorgeous legs around his muscular waist as he deeply pumps into her.

Cena licks his lips as he starts to build momentum as he pumps his big hard 
dick in and out of Ashanti's pussy as she leans back on the couch.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh...ohhhhhh yeah..." Ashanti moans and licks her lips as she 
moves with each of his thrusts, while he continues to firmly pump into her.

The muscular stud smirks at Ashanti as he plows his cock all the way into her 
cunt, causing Ashanti to arch her back.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhh come on...mmmm" Ashanti moans and places her hands 
onto his muscular arms as he deeply pumps into her.

"You got it..." Cena smirks as he firmly grabs hold of Ashanti's hips and 
lifts her up from the couch with one smooth swift motion. As Ashanti wraps 
her legs around his waist, Cena resumes pumping his huge cock into her, 
causing her to bounce on his shaft.

Mmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhh..." Ashanti moans loudly as she arms around John 
Cena's neck, pressing her body against his muscular body as she smooth, but 
swiftly bounces on his upward thrusting cock.

Cena places his hands under Ashanti's thighs as he slams his cock into her 
pussy while easily standing with her bouncing on his cock.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhhhh" Ashanti moans as she starts to rock forward on 
his shaft, grinding her pussy lightly down.

"Mmmmmm ahhh yeah..." Cena smirks as Ashanti grinds her snatch on his large 
pistoning cock. Cena moves his hands from under Ashanti's thighs and grabs 
her juicy ass cheeks.

"Mmmmmmm...keep pounding it...ohhhh fuckin' keep it up.." Ashanti moans with 
lust as she feels his large cock swiftly thrusting up into her.

"Mmmmm still think I'm all talk... and can't back it up?" Cena asks as he 
taunts Ashanti while continuing to hammer her twat with upward thrusts.

"Mmmmmm...I was wrong...so fuckin' wrong..." Ashanti groans as she rocks 
smoothly on his shaft.

Cena licks his lips and lifts Ashanti up off of his huge cock in order to 
kneel her on the couch. Ashanti eagerly turns to her left and leans forward 
to place her hands on the arm rest while Cena kneels behind her in order to 
ram his entire cock back into her hot black cunt.

"Mmmmmmmm...shit..." Ashanti moans as she sharply rocks forward on her knees 
as Cena places his hands onto her hips and starts to firmly pump into her 
from behind.

The well hung Superstar smirks as he pulls Ashanti back towards himself as he 
wastes no time in increasing the pace and force of his thrust as he hammers 
her pussy as if it was a railroad spike.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh yeah...ohhhhhh!" Ashanti moans and grips the armrest of the 
couch with her hands as she starts to push back with her gorgeous ass 
smacking against his muscular waist.

"Mmmmmmm yeah.... ahhhhh..." Cena groans as he Ashanti eagerly pushes back 
against him as he repeatedly rams every inch of his cock into her cunt from 
behind.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...you lay it down...mmmmm fuckin' lay it down!" Ashanti 
moans and licks her lips as she increasingly rocks back and forth on her 
knees.

Cena pulls his cock all the way out of Ashanti's snatch only to shave it back 
in moments later, causing her to sharply rock forward.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Fuck!" Ashanti moans as she glances over her shoulder and smirks 
back at the cocky John Cena, before she pushes back on her knees, smacking 
her gorgeous ass against his muscular waist.

"Ahhhh yeah.... mmmm awww fuck..." Cena groans and smirks at Ashanti as he 
again pulls out of her pussy and rams his cock back into her.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." Ashanti groans as she rocks forward on her knees after John 
Cena firmly rams his cock deeply back into her from behind.

Cena once more pulls out of Ashanti's pussy, however, this time, he shoves 
his big white cock between her ass cheeks and into her incredibly tight 
asshole, sending shockwaves through Ashanti's gorgeous dark skinned body.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...fuck...ohhhh fuckin' hell..." Ashanti moans, gritting her teeth 
and her gorgeous body shakes slightly with the sensation of his cock inside 
of her tight asshole.

Cena starts to pump his cock relentlessly into Ashanti's black juicy ass, 
giving her barely any time to adjust to the size of his shaft invading her 
asshole.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh...ohhhhh..." Ashanti moans as her body jolts forward as 
Cena hammers his cock into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmm..." Cena grunts as he grabs Ashanti firmly and pulls her onto his 
lap with his cock still in his ass as he turns to sit on the couch. Cena 
places his hands on Ashanti's hips and begins to lift her up and down on his 
cock as she thrusts it sharply up into her ass.

Ashanti presses her lips together and turns her head to glance back at Cena 
as she places her hands onto his shoulders. Ashanti smoothly bounces on his 
cock inside of her asshole, while facing away from him.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Cena smirks at Ashanti as she lustfully bounces up and down 
on his rock hard cock. Cena moves his right hand from Ashanti's hips and 
reaches between her legs to rub her soaking wet snatch while he keeps 
thrusting his shaft up into her ass.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...so wrong...so fuckin' wrong....baby you can bring it..." 
Ashanti moans as she sharply moves on his cock.

"Mmmm damn right I can... mmm fuck..." Cena groans as Ashanti rocks her ass 
sharply on his huge cock which is gradually starting to throb. Cena pushes 
two fingers from his right hand into Ashanti's twat and begins to pump them 
in and out at nearly the same pace he's using to ram his cock up into her 
asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Ashanti moans and licks her lips as she 
grinds her pussy on his fingers, while she bounces on his cock in her ass.

Cena grits his teeth as he finger fucks Ashanti's pussy while she keeps 
bouncing on his increasingly throbbing cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhh..." Ashanti moans as she rocks back on his cock, 
while breathing heavily as he rapidly works his fingers against her wet 
pussy.

"Mmmmmm fuck... mmm let see if you can work my mic...' Cena groans as he 
pulls his fingers out of Ashanti's pussy and lifts her off of his throbbing 
cock. As Ashanti moves to kneel on the floor, Cena stands up from the couch.

Ashanti licks her lips and glances up at John Cena before she places her left 
hand around his large cock and guides him directly to her mouth.

"Mmmmm..." Cena moans as Ashanti begins to bob her head on the upper half of 
his cock while she strokes the lower half with her left hand.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Ashanti moans and smoothly bobs her 
head back and forth on Cena's cock with her lips brushing against his shaft, 
taking him deeper into her mouth.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." Cena groans as Ashanti bobs her head a quicker back on his 
cock as his shaft throbs heavily within her mouth.

Ashanti lifts her beautiful eyes and looks up at Cena as she steadily bobs 
her head, with her wet tongue slapping against his shaft.

"Mmmmmm ahhh fuck... ahhhh..." Cena grits his teeth as Ashanti sucks and 
slurps on his pulsating cock.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Ashanti moans as she swiftly bobs her head 
back and forth, sliding her tongue against the bottom side of his shaft.

"Ahhhhhh.... awwwww..." Cena groans loudly as he begins to cum, flooding 
Ashanti's mouth with his warm salty load.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Ashanti moans and presses her lips tightly around his shaft, 
rocking her head smoothly to swallow his load of cum as it floods her mouth.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmmmm fuck..." Cena moans as Ashanti holds his cock inside of 
her mouth until she's sure he's finished cumming.

Ashanti slowly lifts her head off of Cena's cock and licks her lips before 
she smirks up at him. "Not bad...not bad..."

"Shit you know that was the best..." Cena says with a smirk.

-END-