READ THIS FIRST!!! We, Kristi and Dice, want you to know that this is fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But regardless this is, this is FICTION! Also, Kristi and I don't.... DON'T! DO NOT!!! write the following types of fiction stories: TNA Fiction, 1980s and early 90s WWF Fiction, 1980s to mid 1990s WCW Fiction, 1993 to 2000 ECW Fiction and also, we DON'T write out- right Lesbian stories! So please don't ask us to do these stories, it ain't gonna happen. All such requests will be ignored and deleted unread, plus we'll add you to our spam filters and never, EVER, even see another e-mail you may send us. Now... Kristi and Dice present: Laying The Smack On That Ass! by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) ...I'm all grown up now... and I've listen and learn... A true Star and I'm finally getting my turn... Days after her mother, Linda McMahon, got tombstoned on RAW by Kane, the General Manager of SmackDown Stephanie McMahon makes her to the ring, while the crowd cheers loudly as the July 24, 2003 edition of SmackDown gets started. Stephanie smiles as she enters the ring, dressed in a short blue skirt and nicely fitting black top. Ring Announcer Tony Chimel hands Stephanie a microphone as her entrance music stops playing. "Well it's been a pretty rough week but I'm gonna try not to let my personal life effect business. And my father is where he should be, taking care of my mother, and tonight I'm taking back SmackDown!" Stephanie says as the crowd cheers her first statement of the night. "And I think Fresno, California would like a little competition! No lopsided main events, tonight in this very ring will be a six man tag team match featuring the World's Greatest Tag Team, Haas and Benjamin with the Big Show versus Kurt Angle, Zach Gowen and the WWE Champion Brock Lesnar!" Stephanie smiles as the audience goes wild for her second statement. "Now as far as competition goes at Vengeance, Sable better watch out because all this pent up aggression and anger and frustration I have this week...." Stephanie grits her teeth, "I'm gonna take it all out on her. So Sable watch out because this Sunday I'm gonna to treat you like the bitch that you are!" ...So... You think you're untouchable? WORD LIFE! This is Basic Thuganomics... This is Ba-Basic Thuganomics... The theme music for SmackDown's resident bad boy, John Cena, plays in the arena, and he makes his way out wearing jean shorts and a Orlando Magic basketball jersey. The audience is confused and unsure of how to react to the man who spent months ripping into the fan favorites of SmackDown with his vicious and entertaining freestyle raps. Stephanie puts a hand on her waist and raises an eyebrow as John makes his way to the ring. John slides underneath the bottom rope as he enters the ring and Stephanie smirks as the brash Superstar who had the guts to interrupt her father Vince McMahon the previous week, interrupts her. John pulls a microphone from his back pocket and looks at the gorgeous General Manager of SmackDown. "Yo, hey... I'm sorry to interrupt you Steph, I had this dream about you last night, you had my standing at attention, I can't wait to see you catfight...." John says as he trails off as his eyes become locked on Stephanie's large chest that is covered by her black top. Stephanie laughs a bit puts her hand underneath John's chin and he shakes his head slightly. "Oh sorry I lost my concentration, I was lookin' at your...targets, and at Vengeance, hopefully I'll find out if the curtains matches the carpets...." John says as Stephanie gets a shocked, yet amused look on her face as the crowd cheers in agreement with the bad boy from West Newbury, Massachusetts. "Nah I mean... I'll be glued to the boob-tube, you'll squash Sable completely, you made all five of my girlfriends jealous, each one of them wants to beat me...." John says as he holds up his right hand and balls it into a first. The audience and Stephanie laugh at John's slip of the tongue and John waves his hand to try and wave off what he just said. "You and Sable fightin', that's good for my health, just something about you makes me want to keep in touch with myself... " John grits his teeth as he realizes he had another slip of the tongue as Stephanie tries to keep her composure. "Look, look, hey..." John starts to say as he reaches into his front pocket and takes out some balled up cash, "Here's $20, PLEASE rip Sable's top off, you see I got this little fetish with nipples that definitely get my rocks off...and Sable's just a ho, and you're a diva with class," John says and then gets a smirk on his face as he glances and the audience in the arena and then at Stephanie, "Nobodys watchin' us Steph, why don't you let me SMACK THAT ASS!" Stephanie McMahon bites her tongue slightly as the audience cheers what John said, and she glances at the crowd, then at John, then at the crowd again before turning her attention back to John. "You... serious about that John?" Stephanie asks with a smirk. "Gee let me think about it," John says before nodding his head, "HELL YEAH!" Stephanie narrows her eyes slightly, "You want to put your money where your mouth is?" John gets a surprised look on his face before asking, "You serious?" Stephanie takes a step towards John and ignores his question by saying, "Then do it..." Stephanie says. John's mouth hangs open and his excitement is easily seen by the crowd who is cheering wildly as Stephanie adds, "I DARE you!" Stephanie then turns around and bends over, causing her skirt to raise slightly. "Oh snap..." John says after he drops his microphone. He rubs his hands together and takes a moment to admire Stephanie's ass before firmly smacking it with his right hand. "Ow!" Stephanie laughs a bit and the roof nearly flies off the arena. The mood however changes as the music for Stephanie's opponent for Vengeance, Sable, begins to play with the trademark wildcat roar. * * * Later in the night, Stephanie McMahon is in her office after nearly getting her hands on Sable in the arena parking lot. On the television located in her office, the six man tag main event is getting more intense and then Stephanie sees her father Vince McMahon walked down ringside with a steel chair, "No... no.... NO!" Stephanie clears everything off of her desk as she watches her father smash the one leg of Zack Gowen with a steel chair. Stephanie pounds her hands on her desk when there's a knock on the door. "WHAT?!" Stephanie yells as she turns off the television. The door to her office opens and John Cena enters, "Yo, Steph..." John says as he casually enters Stephanie's office, "That dare still on?" John asks, as he's oblivious to the mood Stephanie is in. Stephanie raises an eyebrow as she stands behind her desk with the hands on the smooth surface of the desk. "What you want John!?" Stephanie says with a slight snap as the gorgeous SmackDown General Manager looks at the Doctor of Thuganomics. "Now's not really a good time..." Stephanie says in a firm tone as the anger towards her father, Mr. McMahon, radiates off of her, in a slightly seductive way. "Yo Steph... you're not trying to play me out are ya?" John asks as he lets the door close on it's on. "You dared me to..." John starts to say. Stephanie McMahon sighs and rubs her left hands against her forehead with frustration "John...now is really not a good time..." Stephanie says as she grits her teeth slightly. Stephanie slowly sits back down in her chair and slowly opens her eyes to look at John Cena, pressing her lips together "Sorry John...I'm being a bitch..." Stephanie pauses "It's just my father and what he's done again to Zach Gowen..." Stephanie pauses and shakes her head "Anyway, what I can help you with?" Stephanie asks in a sincere voice. "Hey, you know why I'm here... you know two hours ago, I came out to the ring, and you dared me to smack that ass..." John smirks, "And I only got to give it a little tap." Stephanie raises an eyebrow and an amused smirk forms on her face "Yeah?" Stephanie asks as she leans back in her chair and cups her hands together on her lap. "Yeah.... so why don't you bend on over Steph... and let the Doctor of Thuganomics smack that ass," John says boldly as he checks out of the General Manager of SmackDown. Stephanie slowly nods her head and smirks "You know John, to be honest...I didn't really think you had the guts to smack my ass out there tonight..." Stephanie says as she casually pushes herself out of the chair behind her desk and starts to walk around towards John Cena "But you know, John...It's no secret that I'm in a foul mood and I got let off some steam..." Stephanie lightly shrugs her shoulders "Why not!" John smirks, "Yo, I know from earlier you're serious..." John says as he licks his lips slightly and rubs his hands together. "You're damn right I serious!" Stephanie smirks as she stands face to face with John Cena and seductively licks her lips "Smack my ass, as hard as you want...I dare you..." Stephanie says with a sly, wickedly hot grin on her face. before she turns around and leans forward over her desk, causing her dark blue to ride up against her tanned, smooth thighs. "I'm taking that dare..." John says, "But I ain't smacking that ass under the skirt..." John says as he steps close to Stephanie and pushes up her short blue skirt, revealing a black thong. John then firmly smacks Stephanie's juicy left ass cheek before smacking her right ass cheek with his right hand. "Mmmm...you like smacking that ass John?" Stephanie asks as she glances over her shoulder with a smirk, while she feels John's strong hands moving against her curved, juicy ass. "Hell yeah Steph..." John says as cups Stephanie's ass cheeks with his hands before smacking them again. Stephanie laughs and slides her tongue against her upper lip before she starts to slowly turns around to face John Cena while her dark blue skirt remains hiked over her hips, exposing her black thong "Drop those little jean shorts John..." Stephanie says in a commanding tone. John smirks, "Yo I heard you wondered why I ditched the trunks... you're gonna see why..." John says before he takes off his basketball jersey, revealing his muscular upper body. The Doctor of Thuganomics unbuckles his belt and then undoes his jean shorts, which instantly falls from his waist, freeing John's huge cock that is already at least ten inches in length and rapidly getting larger. Stephanie smirks "John...let me show you how to get on someone's good side..." Stephanie says as she tosses her wavy, smooth brown hair back before she slides down onto her knees in front of the muscular Doctor of Thuganomics. Stephanie places her both of her hands around his hardening, thickening cock and begins to stroke her hands against his shaft while slyly keeping her eyes locked on John Cena. "Mmmmmm.... yo, that's how any girl gets on my good side..." John licks his lips and smirks as Stephanie uses both hands to stroke his cock. Stephanie nods her head and winks at John Cena "Just enjoy..." Stephanie McMahon says with a smirk before she lowers her head and slides her wet tongue against the head of John's completely rock hard cock. "Mmmm..." Stephanie moans before she opens her wet, warm mouth and immediately swallows his cock with her skilled mouth. "Ahhhh that's not gonna be a problem..." John moans as Stephanie McMahon begins to slowly bob her head on his thick hard cock that has reached it's full fourteen inches. Stephanie presses her soft, manipulative lips around John Cena's cock and starts to smoothly rock her head back and forth on his shaft to expertly suck his meaty cock. Stephanie locks her eyes with John's eyes as she smoothly twists her head on his cock while starting to bob her head at a quicker pace. "Ohhh shit yeah... mmmm damn suck that dick..." John moans as Stephanie twists her head from left to right constantly as she bobs her head on his meaty shaft. The Doctor of Thuganomics feels Stephanie's soft wet tongue smacking against the bottom side of his dick. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Stephanie moans as she intensely moves her head along the length of John Cena's cock, slapping her tongue firmly against his cock. Stephanie places her hands onto his muscular waist and starts to rock her head forward against his cock. "Damn Steph... mmmm how much you plan on fitting in your mouth?" John asks with a moan as Stephanie gets nearly a foot of his cock down her throat as he continues to suck it. Stephanie slowly lifts her head off of John's cock as her wet saliva drips from her lips "Mmm...did you have something else in mind?" "Yo I wasn't complaining..." John chuckles slightly, "But how about you show me that billion dollar body...." John says. Stephanie raises an eyebrow and smirks as she stands up from the floor of her office. "Do you dare me?" Stephanie asks with a laugh as she starts to lower her dark blue skirt from her waist completely, dragging the skirt down her smooth, gorgeous and tanned legs. "Hell yeah I dare you..." John replies as he takes a step back so that he can look at every inch of Stephanie's body as she keeps her thong on while she begins to lift up her top. Stephanie lifts her black sleeveless top over her head and exposes her large, juicy tits. Stephanie tosses her top back on the surface of the desk and sits up onto the edge of the desk "Fuck me...I dare you!" "Hope you don't like that thong..." John says as he steps towards the desk. He grabs Stephanie's thong and easily rips it from her waist, exposing her smoothly shaved pussy. When Stephanie spreads her legs, the hunky Doctor of Thuganomics steps between them and firmly forces his fourteen inch dick into her tight wet pussy. "Ohhhh fuck..." Stephanie groans and grits her teeth as she feels John's large and rock hard cock entering her tight pussy before he starts to smoothly thrust his cock in and out of her wet pussy. Stephanie smirks and places her hands behind her on the surface of the desk. "Ahhhh... mmmm fuck!" John puts his hands on Stephanie's waist as he thrusts his cock in and out of her tight pussy. John gets a cocky smirk on his face as he watches Stephanie's tits bounce with each of his thrusts into her cunt. Stephanie tilts her head back and closes her eyes as she feels John's hands against her waist, pulling her against his cock as he drives his shaft deeply into her wet pussy. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh fuck!' "Mmmmm yeah you like that?" John asks as he pushes Stephanie back and forth on desk while he fucks her with firm thrusts that are gradually becoming quicker. "Ohhhh...fuck...fuck yeah!" Stephanie McMahon moans as she grinds her wet pussy against Cena's deeply pounding cock as she moves her hands from the desk and places his hands onto his muscular chest as she moves eagerly against his cock. John slides his hands around to Stephanie's lower back and lifts her off of the desk with ease while he pumps his dick into her. Once Stephanie realizes what has happened she wraps her legs around John's body as he starts to bounce her on his dick. "Ohhhh! Ohhhh fuck! Damn John you got some skill!" Stephanie moans with a smirk as she swiftly bounces on his shaft and rocks back and forth on his cock. "Hey I got it all... I'm the new franchise player of SmackDown..." John Cena grunts as he thrusts his cock all the way into Stephanie's pussy while lifting her up and down. Stephanie smirks "Oh yes you are!" Stephanie moans with a laugh as she sharply grinds her pussy down on John Cena's cock as he deeply fucks her pussy. John moves his hands underneath Stephanie's juicy ass cheeks and squeezes them while he pounds her cunt with his large cock. John licks his lips as Stephanie puts her hands on his shoulders and leans back while keeping her legs wrapped around his body. "Ohhhh...you like fucking the boss, don't you John!?" Stephanie moans as she wraps her smooth, tanned legs tighter around his muscular waist while she bounces on his cock. "Mmmmm yeah! Gotta love screwin' on the job..." John grunts as Stephanie grinds her pussy on his cock while she leans back further so that when she tilts her head back, her hair is hanging down to the floor. "Ohhhh fuck...you're so fucking huge John!" Stephanie groans as she feels his thrusts increasing with force and speed. "Awww... mmmmm you know where my cock should go next Steph?" John asks with a smirk as he deeply drills Stephanie's pussy as she begins to pull herself upright so that her juicy tits press against his muscular chest. "In my ass?" Stephanie asks with a smirk. "Yeah deep in your ass..." John nods his head as he lifts Stephanie off of his cock after she unwraps her legs from his waist. The Doctor of Thuganomics stands Stephanie up, turns her around and bends her over her desk. He then smacks her ass so hard that Stephanie jumps. "Ohhhhh yeah John...Smack that ass!" Stephanie laughs as she slyly glances over her shoulder with smirk. "Steph.... I'm gonna FUCK that ass..." John says as he spreads Stephanie's juicy ass cheeks apart so that he can easily push his cock against her tight asshole. With a bit of effort, John starts to force his huge dick into Stephanie's ass. "Ohhhhh yeah! Mmmmm fuck! Stuff that ass!" Stephanie moans as she closes her eyes, feeling her asshole stretch as Cena fills her gorgeous ass with his cock. "Mmmmm fuck!" John grunts as he continues to push his cock all the way into Stephanie's asshole until his balls are pressing right against her ass cheeks. John moves his hands to Stephanie's hips and starts to push her forward before pulling her back on his shaft while he keeps it still. "Ohhhh! Ohhhh fuck yeah..." Stephanie groans as she moves against the desk as John Cena starts to pumps his cock into her tight asshole, while pulling her back against his cock as well. John grits his teeth as he gradually increases the pace of his thrusts as he fucks her juicy ass with his huge cock. John licks his lips as he fucks Stephanie's asshole harder, making her move rock forward on her feet. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh fuck yeah John!" Stephanie moans as her juicy, gorgeous ass steadily rocks back against his muscular waist as he drills her with his huge cock. "Ahhhh yeah... mmmm fuck you like that big dick in your ass Steph?!" John asks with a grunt as he pounds Stephanie's ass with his huge dick. "Ohhhh yeah! Ohhhh I love it!" Stephanie McMahon groans as she feels his throbbing cock deeply slamming into her ass. "Uhhh yeah... mmmm fuck!" John moans as he firmly smacks Stephanie's ass cheeks while he continues to impale Stephanie's stretched out asshole. Stephanie glances over her shoulder and smirks as sweat drips down her forehead, while she moves against the surface of the desk. Sweat drips down off John's muscular body before he pulls his cock out of Stephanie's asshole. "Mmmmm ahhh..." John moans as he strokes his cock swiftly before it erupts with a thick stream of cum that coats her juicy ass cheeks. Stephanie licks her lips and arches her back slightly as she feels his warm cum dripping down her ass. John Cena licks his lips as he holds Stephanie's waist with his right hand as he uses his left hand to firmly smacks Stephanie's cum covered ass with his thick cock. Stephanie presses her lips together "John...with me on your side, you're going to be a huge star." John smirks, "That's good to know Steph... cause I got the huge tools to smack your ass.... and beat everyone else's ass, just like I'm gonna due to Undertaker at the pay-per-view... and what you're gonna do to Sable too of course." Stephanie slowly nods her head "Oh...I'll destroy Sable!" -END-