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Legend Killer - Diva Thriller Part 38: The Viper Strikes
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

At a hotel's restaurant in Lyon, France following the last show of the RAW 
Brand's 2009 European tour, Randy Orton, wearing black slacks and a dark 
colored shirt, is sitting at the bar sipping on a glass of wine as he looks 
around the restaurant. The viper like Superstar smirks slightly as he sees 
two French women checking him and just as he makes up his mind about 
approaching them, he spots Lauren Mayhew, who filled in for a sick Justin 
Roberts during the show as the Ring Announcer, sitting down at the far end of 
the bar. Randy smirks, "This should be easy..." Randy says as he finishes his 
wine and starts to walk towards Lauren. Randy licks his lips as he sits down 
on the chair to the left of Lauren, "I don't think we've met..." Randy smirks 
as he slightly startles Lauren.

Lauren bites down on her bottom lip and innocently turns her blond haired 
head to face Randy Orton "Oh....you scared me..." Lauren Mayhew says with a 
nervous laugh. "Randy Orton? Right?" Lauren asks with a sweet smile, while 
dressed in nicely short black skirt and a perfectly tight white top.

"That's me... and I saw you doing the ring announcing tonight... but I don't 
think I know your name..." Randy replies as he casually checks Lauren out.

Lauren presses her soft, luscious lips together and shyly lowers her head 
"Ummm...my name is Lauren..." the gorgeous new Ring Announcer replies.

"Really? Lauren..." Randy smirks, "You known Lauren, call it my 
imagination... but you look like the type of girl that enjoys having 
company..."

Lauren lightly shrugs her shoulders "I might..." Lauren replies with a sweet 
laugh as she raises her left hand to tuck a stray strand of blond hair behind 
her ear, before lowering her right hand to the bar to lift her drink glass to 
take a drink.

"I thought so..." Randy licks his lips, "I have a thought Lauren..." Randy 
starts to say as he watches Lauren take a second sip from her drink glass.

Lauren turns her head slightly to innocently look at the dangerous, venomous 
RAW Superstar. "And what would that be?" Lauren asks as she looks at Randy 
Orton with her adorably sweet, beautiful eyes.

"You... and me.... having a few drinks... on the balcony I have upstairs over 
looking the city..." Randy answers.

Lauren bites down on her bottom lip and slowly nods her head "I don't 
know...I mean no disrespect or anything, but I don't really know you all that 
well..." Lauren begins to reply.

"Well what better way to get to know someone than by spending some time with 
them..." Randy Orton says as he smirks slightly.

"Well...true..." Lauren replies with a laugh and cutely blushes "It's just 
that I've heard some things from some of the girls..." Lauren Mayhew begins 
to reply once again.

Randy Orton laughs slyly, "Depending on what you heard it's all true... other 
wise I deny everything..." Randy says, "But one can't really go by rumors..."

Lauren rubs her lips together "Ummm...I really don't know...its getting late 
and I have a flight in the morning to catch..."

"I have a flight to catch in the morning too... and I bet all you really 
would have to do is go to your room and get your suitcase before leaving to 
the airport... am I right?" Randy asks.

"Well...yeah..." Lauren replies with a nod of her head before smiling softly

"So... as I was saying... how about we go upstairs... have a few drinks... 
and get to know each other...." Randy grins.

"Ummm...ok..." Lauren says with a smile on her face before she starts to push 
her gorgeously curved, petite body out of the seat.

"Great..." Randy smirks as he gets off the seat and he looks down at Lauren's 
legs.

Lauren Mayhew places her hands onto her nicely curved, smooth hips "Well...I 
guess I'll let you lead the way..."

Randy smirks, "Just follow me..." Randy says as he starts to walk to the exit 
of the hotel's restaurant.

* * *

An hour later on the balcony of Randy Orton's hotel room, Lauren Mayhew is 
leaning a bit over the railing, holding a half-filled wine glass as Randy 
slyly steps behinds her and wraps his arms around her waist, catching Lauren 
by surprise as he pulls her away from the railing. Lauren laughs cutely "What 
are you doing..." Lauren asks as she feels Randy's strong arms wrapped around 
her petite, curved body while his warm breath radiates against her slender 
neck.

Randy smirks, "Getting to know you a bit better..." Randy replies as he 
slides his hands over Lauren's white top covered stomach as he presses 
against her from behind.

"Ummm...I don't know about this Randy..." Lauren Mayhew starts to reply as 
she turns her head to glance back at Randy Orton as he presses his lips 
against her soft neck.

"I'm real sure about it..." Randy says as he against kisses the side of 
Lauren's slender neck as he moves his hands from Lauren's stomach down to her 
waist.

"Mmmmm...Randy...but..." Lauren innocently replies and softly moans as she 
feels his strong hands against her gorgeously curved waist as he gently pulls 
Lauren back into the hotel room, causing her and him to both leave the 
balcony completely. Randy smirks as he kisses Lauren's neck again as he 
guides her towards the large hotel room bed. The dangerous viper of the WWE 
slyly pushes down Lauren's black skirt from her waist. Lauren closes her eyes 
and licks her soft, pouty, luscious lips as she leans her head back against 
Randy's muscular upper body as she feels his fingertips grazing against the 
front of her white laced panties after the skirt drops down her gorgeously 
smooth, tanned legs and is settled at her feet.

Randy smirks, "You're gorgeous..." Randy says into Lauren's ear as he remains 
behind her while he starts to push up her top, causing Lauren to raise her 
arms up.

"Mmmmm...thanks Randy..." Lauren softly moans and quietly replies as she 
raises her slender arms up as Randy removes her white top, exposing her bare, 
nicely perky and smoothly rounded tits. Randy licks his lips as he drops 
Lauren's top on the floor. The multi-time World Champion takes off his shirt 
and starts to unbuckle his belt as Lauren turns around.

Lauren bites down on her bottom lip as she opens her beautiful and sweet 
eyes, innocently looking at the dangerous, venomous WWE Superstar as she 
watches his start to undo his belt. Lauren gently places her soft hands onto 
the strong hands of Randy Orton, causing him to stop. "Allow me..." Lauren 
says with an angelic smile on her face.

Randy smirks before licking his lips, "Alright..." Randy replies as he moves 
his hands away from his belt after he finishes undoing it. Lauren presses her 
pouty lips together as she places her hands onto the undone belt of Randy 
Orton before she smoothly pulls the belt through the loops of his belt and 
allows the belt to drop onto the hotel room floor before she start to 
unbutton and unzip his slacks. Randy smirks and he places his hands on his 
waist as Lauren starts to pull down his slacks, revealing his muscular legs 
and his hardening cock. Lauren licks her luscious as she lowers his slacks 
down his feet and hungrily stares at the hardening cock of Randy Orton. 
Lauren lightly tosses her gorgeous blond hair back as she begins to kneel 
down in front of the dangerous Legend Killer.

"Yeah...." Randy smirks as he steps out of his slacks as Lauren gets 
comfortable on her knees in front of him before she wraps her left hand 
around his nearly fully hardened cock. Lauren innocently lifts her head and 
adorably glances up at Randy Orton as she gently moves her left hand up his 
long and impressive shaft, before smoothly lowering her hand back down his 
cock, feeling his shaft lightly pulsate in reaction to her gentle, soothing 
touch.

"Ahhhh..." Randy moans as Lauren smoothly and slowly moves her left hand back 
and forth along the length of his cock. Lauren leans her blond haired head 
into Randy Orton's cock and gently slaps her wet tongue against the head of 
Randy Orton's cock before she removes her left hand from his shaft and begins 
to gently work her soft tongue down his rigid shaft.

"Ohhhh yeah.... mmmm..." Randy groans as he feels Lauren's tongue going down 
the right side of his cock until she reaches the base of his shaft. Lauren 
slides her wet, soft tongue down to Randy's large, swollen ballsack and 
slowly drags her wet tongue against his ballsack, playfully flicking her 
tongue.

"Mmmmm..." Randy smirks as he feels Lauren's tongue flicking against his 
large ballsack. Lauren closes her eyes as she drags her tongue upward against 
Randy's swollen ballsack before she guides her soft tongue tenderly against 
his long shaft.

"Ahhh yeah...." Randy moans as Lauren's soft wet tongue travels up the left 
side of his cock all the way to the swollen head at the top of his shaft. 
Lauren parts her moist, luscious lips and wraps them around the head of 
Randy's cock before she starts to smoothly bob her head to gently suck on his 
cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Randy groans and he places both of his hands on Lauren's 
blond haired head as she bobs her head on his large hard dick. Lauren opens 
her beautiful eyes once again and sweetly glances up at Randy Orton as she 
smoothly moves her blond haired head on his cock, gently lapping her tongue 
against his shaft as she bobs her head. Randy tilts his head back and grits 
his teeth as Lauren Mayhew's head goes back and forth along the length of his 
rock hard dick.

"Mmmmm...mmmm..." Lauren softly moans as she begins to move her head at 
quicker pace, causing her pouty lips to gently brush back and forth against 
his shaft.

"Ahhh yeah.... mmmm fuck..." Randy groans as he slides his hands to the back 
of Lauren's head as she smoothly sucks his dick at a quick pace.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Lauren sweetly moans as she lowers her blond haired head 
further down on Randy Orton's cock, with her pouty lips wrapped perfectly 
around his shaft and holding over half of his cock inside of her sweet, wet 
mouth.

"Mmmmm.... ahhhh yeah..." Randy Orton licks his lips as Lauren drags her lips 
on his cock when she starts to lift her head up. Lauren lightly turns her 
blond haired head on Randy's cock, grinding her pouty lips on his shaft 
before she gently lifts her head and smiles innocently up at the dangerous 
RAW Superstar.

Randy smirks, "You do that very well..." Randy says before he pulls Lauren up 
to her feet so that he can place her on the bed.

Lauren sweetly smiles as she lays back on the bed, adorably looking up at 
Randy Orton "Thanks Randy...I'm glad you enjoyed that..."

"Trust me... I did..." Randy smirks at Lauren as he places his hands on 
Lauren's waist in order to slide down her panties, revealing her wet, 
smoothly shaved pussy. Lauren cutely blushes as her gorgeous pussy is exposed 
to Randy and she proceeds to spread her stunning legs and lies back more 
comfortably on the bed. Randy climbs onto the bed and kneels between Lauren's 
spread legs so that he can press the head of his cock against Lauren's pussy. 
Randy leans forward and places his hands on the bed before he firmly pushes 
his cock into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...." Lauren moans and arches her back slightly as she feels 
Randy's cock deeply penetrate into her pussy with a firm thrust. Lauren licks 
her pouty lips and gently wraps her smooth legs around his muscular waist as 
he starts to thrust his cock deeply into her pussy.

"Mmmmm..." Randy groans as he thrusts his cock deeply in and out of Lauren's 
tight pussy. Randy grits his teeth and looks down at Lauren as she puts her 
hands on his shoulders.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh my god Randy..." Lauren softly moans as she feels his cock 
firmly driving into her tight, wet pussy, causing her to move on the bed 
underneath him. Lauren gently moves her hands against Randy's strong 
shoulders as he deeply works his cock into her.

"Ahhhh.... ahh..." Randy keeps his teeth gritted as he steadily increases the 
pace of his deep firm thrusts as he fucks the beautiful Ring Announcer.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhh Randy..." Lauren lustfully moans as she lightly pushes back 
against Randy's cock as he deeply drives his shaft into her pussy.

"Ahhhhh.... awww..." Randy grunts as he rams his cock deeply into Lauren's 
pussy as she pushes against him. The dangerous viper of the WWE keeps his 
intense pace as Lauren's legs slip from around his waist.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Lauren moans and grinds her wet, warm pussy against 
Randy's intense thrusting cock while her gorgeous tanned legs slip from his 
muscular waist.

"Mmmmm..." Randy smirks as he sits up on his knees while keeps his cock deep 
inside of Lauren's pussy. The hot muscular WWE Superstar turns over onto his 
back and pulls Lauren with him so that she's on top of his rock hard cock. 
Randy places his hands on Lauren's waist and begins to lift her up and down 
with ease on his large shaft.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah Randy..." Lauren sweetly moans as she sits straight up 
on Randy's cock and smoothly bounces on his cock as he drives his cock deeply 
upward into her pussy as well. Lauren places her hands gently on his 
muscular, tanned chest as she rides his cock.

"Ahhhh.... awww...." Randy groans as he continues to lift Lauren up and down 
on his large cock as he drives it upward into her pussy whenever she comes 
down.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah Randy...ohhhhh..." Lauren moans a bit louder as she 
sharply lowers on his cock as she feels his cock deeply ram up into her 
pussy, causing her to bounce at a quicker pace.

"Mmmmmm.... ahhhh..." Randy grits his teeth as Lauren starts to sharply rock 
back and forth on his upward pistoning cock. Lauren Mayhew licks her lips as 
she glances down at Randy Orton as she bounces up and down on his cock, 
smoothly rocking back and forth.

"Ahhhh... mmmm... awww..." Randy Orton grunts as he drives his cock up into 
Lauren's pussy as his shaft starts to throb.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh Randy..." Lauren moans as she leans down and gently kisses 
his firm lips as she rocks back on his cock.

"Mmmmmm!" Randy moans in surprise to Lauren kissing him just before he starts 
to cum inside of her hot tight pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Lauren moans against Randy's firm lips as she gently kisses his 
the dangerous Legend Killer as she lightly grabs at his muscular chest with 
her soft hands as she feels his warm cum flooding her pussy.

"Mmmmm..." Randy moans as he thrusts his cock lightly up into Lauren Mayhew's 
tight pussy until he shoots all of his cum into her wet pussy. Lauren Mayhew 
slowly breaks the kiss and gently flicks her soft tongue against his firm 
lips as she sweetly looks at him, slowly rocking on his cum-spent cock before 
she comes to a complete stop.

"Ahhh... that was good..." Randy smirks as he lifts Lauren off of his cum 
spent shaft.

Lauren smiles and nods her head "It was so wonderful!" Lauren cutely laughs 
as she scoots toward the edge of the bed before she stands up and innocently 
looks at Randy Orton, as she casually steps away from the bed.

"Where are you going?" Randy asks as he moves to the edge of the bed and 
stands up.

Lauren bites down on her bottom lip "I was going to take a shower..." Lauren 
replies with an innocent laugh. "Did you want to join me?"

Randy smirks as he steps towards Lauren, "I actually have a better idea..."

Lauren blushes cutely "You do?" Lauren innocently asks.

"Yeah I do..." Randy Orton smirks as walks up to Lauren, "And it's this..." 
Randy says before he suddenly grabs Lauren's head and he proceeds to drop her 
with a vicious RKO. 

Randy sits up on his knees and smirks at the knocked out Lauren Mayhew. "Now 
that... was vintage... me...." Randy slyly chuckles

Randy gets up from the floor and picks up his cell phone from the hotel 
room's nightstand. He presses a button for speed-dial and Randy raises an 
eyebrow when he gets a voice mail, "Cody... I got something for you and Ted 
to remove from my room... so I want you here as soon as you get this 
message..."

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