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Legend Killer - Diva Thriller Part 39: Dangerous Involvement
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

Backstage at the HP Pavilion in San Jose, California on March, 22, 2010, 
Randy Orton, wearing black wrestling trunks, is returning to the backstage 
area after he and Triple H lost a handicap match to Sheamus and The Legacy. 
Randy rubs his face as he opens the door to his locker room. "Looks like 
you've seen better days," CM Punk says as he and the Mistress of his 
Straightedge Society, Serena, stand in the middle of Randy's locker room. 
Punk is wearing jeans and a Straightedge Society t-shirt. 

Randy narrows his eyes, "You got a lot of balls being in here..."

CM Punk smirks, "When I see someone who needs to be saved I go to them..."

Randy laughs, but is not at all amused, "The only one who needs saving is 
going to be you, after I beat the hell out of you... which will make things 
very easy for Rey Mysterio this Sunday at WrestleMania..."

CM Punk smirks, "Randy... I'm here to offer you salvation... by joining the 
Straightedge Society, I can guarantee you will win at WrestleMania against 
your DiBiase and Rhodes... in addition to other benefits of being apart of 
the ultimate solution to societies problems..."

Randy keeps his eyes locked on Punk, "I don't give a damn about your 
lifestyle..."

"Just keep an open mind Randy.... And let Serena show you what we have to 
offer..." Randy says as he glances at the Anti-Diva who has been quietly 
waiting for Punk to give her the signal to approach 'The Viper of the WWE'. 

Serena narrows her beautiful and cleansed eyes at Randy Orton and nods her 
shaved head "That is so true..." Serena says before she places her hands onto 
her curved hips. "You really should listen to what my Savior has to say, 
Randy..." Serena says as she seductively smirks back at CM Punk.

Randy glares at Serena, "I don't have to listen to anyone..." Randy says. 

CM Punk smirks, "Serena, Randy seems more like the type where you have to 
actually show him the benefits of being straightedge..."

Serena licks her lips and slowly nods her head at CM Punk. "You know I will 
do anything for you, my Savior, and for the long path to universal 
sobriety..."

"Christ... gag me with a spoon..." Randy Orton rolls his eyes after listening 
to Serena. 

Punk smirks again, "Randy you'll see the light after Serena demonstrates 
things for you..."

Serena slyly steps closer to Randy Orton, her beautifully cleansed and 
seductive eyes locked on the venomous viper. "All you have to do is accept 
and believe in YOUR new Savior....CM Punk..." Serena says before she stands 
directly in front of Randy Orton, as she casually lifts her tight fitting top 
to expose her incredibly large and juicy, purified tits.

"Am I supposed to be impressed?" Randy Orton asks.

"You should Randy... because unlike some other floozies in the WWE, Serena is 
all natural..." CM Punk grins as he watches Serena place her hands on Randy's 
waist.

Serena licks her lips as she hungrily glares into Randy Orton's eyes. "Just 
sit back and relax....and allow Straightedge into your darkened life..." 
Serena says as she ease Randy Orton to sit down on the bench inside of the 
locker room. Randy Orton keeps his eyes narrowed as Serena bends down 
slightly as she starts to slide down his wrestling trunks from his waist. CM 
Punk smirks and nods approvingly as his watches the Anti-Diva move Randy's 
trunks down his legs. Serena smirks slyly at Randy Orton as she nods her 
shaved head upon seeing the impressively thick and long cock of the venomous 
viper becoming exposed. Serena smoothly lowers herself down onto her knees in 
front of Randy Orton. Serena slyly moans her hands up against his tanned and 
muscular legs after lowering his trunks to his feet

"Am I supposed to be impressed?" Randy asks as Serena slides her hands from 
his legs and wrap them around his long, thick shaft. 

"You will be..." CM Punk says as Serena starts to stroke Randy's shaft with 
both hands.

Serena narrows her eyes up at Randy as she smoothly moves her pure hands 
against his gradually hardening shaft. "Open your mind to Straightedge 
Randy...believe in and accept CM Punk..." Serena says before she lowers her 
shaved head and slides her wet tongue around the head of his hardening shaft.

"Mmm..." Randy moans slightly as Serena flicks her wet tongue around the head 
of his cock while she keeps her hands moving up and down on his cock. CM Punk 
takes off his t-shirt, revealing his tattooed upper body. Serena wickedly 
laughs as she guides her cleansed tongue around the head of Randy Orton's 
venomous cock as she coats it nicely with her saliva. Serena gradually drops 
her talented tongue down from the head of his shaft and removes her hands as 
she begins to drag her wet tongue down his long shaft.

"I've had better..." Randy says as Serena twirls her tongue around the sides 
of his cock. Serena drags her tongue back up Randy Orton's long and thick 
cock before she cups her hands against his swollen ballsack and begins to 
massage his ballsack. Serena lifts her shaved head to the top of his cock and 
opens her cleansed, seductive mouth and proceeds to lower her shaved head, 
swallowing his cock.

"Ahh..." Randy groans as Serena takes over half of his cock into her mouth 
before she begins to bob her head up and down on his shaft. CM Punk smirks as 
he undoes his jeans and lowers them from his waist.

Serena firmly places her soft and cleansed lips around Randy's shaft and 
steadily bobs her head, rocking her head back and forth on his shaft. 
"Mmmmmmm....mmmmmm..." Serena lustfully moans as she sucks on his shaft.

"Ahh...." Randy moans as Serena bobs her head up and down on his cock. CM 
Punk moves behind the Anti-Diva and kneels on the floor. He lifts up her 
short black skirt revealing her round ass just before he guides his cock into 
her tight wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Serena lustfully moans around Randy Orton's cock as she feels 
CM Punk's large Straightedge cock entering her tight pussy from behind. 
Serena starts to smoothly rock back and forth on her knees as she sucks 
Randy's cock, while CM Punk fucks her wet pussy.

"Ahhh you see how great being straightedge is Randy?" CM Punk asks with a 
groan as he pumps his cock into Serena's cunt. 

"I am.... not at all impressed..." Randy moans as Serena sucks and slurps on 
his large shaft.

Serena lifts her shaved head off of Randy Orton's cock, firmly gripping his 
shaft with her left hand, and slyly smirks up at him "Then why are you 
moaning?" Serena asks as she continues to rock back and forth on her knees as 
CM Punk drills her purified, wet and tight pussy.

Randy smirks, "Any girl can suck a dick..." Randy says as Serena strokes his 
cock with her left hand. CM Punk smirks as he increases the pace of his 
thrusts as he pumps his cock deeply into Serena's cunt. Serena narrows her 
eyes and glares at Randy Orton before she lowers her head and swallows his 
shaft once again, beginning to rapidly bob her head to suck on his cock.

"Ahh..." Randy groans as Serena swiftly bobs her head on his long, thick 
cock, fucking her own mouth with his large cock. 

"Ahhh show him how great Straightedge is Serena..." CM Punk grunts as he 
slams his cock into the Anti-Diva's cunt.

"Mmmmmmm! MMMMMMMM!" Serena moans as she takes Randy Orton's cock deeper into 
her cleansed and sultry mouth, feeling the head of his cock hitting the back 
of her mouth as she grinds her gorgeous body back against CM Punk's cock in 
her pussy.

"Ahhh... mmm ahhh..." CM Punk grunts as he pulls his cock out of Serena's 
pussy so that he can pull down her skirt while she deep throats Randy Orton's 
cock. Serena leans up slightly and sharply turns her head on Randy Orton's 
cock as her soothing saliva drips down on his shaft.

"Get on him Serena..." Punk orders just as Serena lifts her head up off of 
Randy's cock.

Serena turns her shaved head and glances back at CM Punk with a smirk. "Yes 
my Savior..." Serena obediently responds before she places her hands onto 
Randy's knees and easily lifts her curved, gorgeous body to straddle Randy's 
lap and firmly lowering herself down onto his cock. "Ohhhhhhhh yessss..."

"Ahhhh..." Randy moans Serena pushes him to lay down on the locker room bench 
as she starts to rock on his cock. The dangerous Viper of the WWE grits his 
teeth as he begins to thrust his cock upward into Serena's pussy.

Serena licks her lips and places her hands onto his muscular, tanned chest as 
she sharply rocks back and forth on his cock. "Ohhhhhhh....mmmmmmm embrace 
Straightedge Randy!"

"Aww... mmm..." Randy groans as he pushes his cock upward into Serena's 
pussy. CM Punk again moves in behind Serena and he guides his large cock into 
Serena's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhh Savior...mmmmm Punk..." Serena moans and leans her shaved 
head back as she rocks on Randy's cock, in order to smoothly push back 
against CM Punk's cock in her tight, pure ass.

"Mmmm.... ahhh..." CM Punk grunts as he pumps his cock in and out of Serena's 
asshole, which causes her to bounce on Randy's large shaft. Randy places his 
hands on Serena's hips as he firmly thrusts his cock into the Anti-Diva's 
cunt.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhh yesss....mmmmm Randy....Straightedge is the only way... 
you'll see!" Serena moans as she grinds her gorgeously curved body between CM 
Punk and Randy Orton.

"Ahhh... all I see is a slutty bald chick bouncing on my dick..." Randy 
smirks as he drives his cock deeply into Serena's snatch. CM Punk licks his 
lips as he rams his cock repeatedly into Serena's juicy ass.

Serena narrows her eyes and grits her teeth as she firmly applies pressure 
with her hands placed on Randy's chest as she rocks sharply forward on his 
shaft. "You will be saved Randy...whether you want to or not..." Serena moans 
as she bucks her hips as CM Punk slams his cock into her ass.

"Mmmmm Serena so badly wants to save you Randy..." Punk grunts as he pounds 
Serena's ass with his large cock constantly going in and out of Serena's 
asshole. Randy grits his teeth as Serena rocks hard on his upward thrusting 
shaft.

Serena nods her shaved head and smirks down at Randy Orton "Mmmmmmm....my 
Savior is correct....just think Randy...if you embrace CM Punk, I could be 
saving you every day and night..." Serena groans as sweat drips from her 
gorgeously cleansed body.

"Mmm... question is... who's going to save you..." Randy grunts as Serena 
rides his large cock. 

CM Punk groans as he feels his cock starting to throb inside of Serena's 
asshole, "Serena... show Randy how dedicated you are..." Punk says as he 
pulls his cock out of Serena's ass.

Serena slyly glances back and smirks at CM Punk. "What do you have in mind, 
my Savior?" Serena asks with a smirk as she remains on Randy's cock, but has 
slowed down.

CM Punk smirks, "Let him see you worship me..." Punk says as Serena lifts 
herself off of Randy's large cock. Serena settles down in front of CM Punk as 
she places her hands onto his toned waist and leans her shaved head in toward 
his cock, perfectly devouring her Savior's shaft.

"Ahhh..." CM Punk groans as Serena starts to bob her head up and down on his 
throbbing cock. Randy slyly smirks and he moves off the bench. The Viper 
drops behind Serena and suddenly shoves his cock into her asshole.

"MMMMMMMMMMM!" Serena loudly groans around CM Punk's cock, causing her 
lips to press tightly against his throbbing shaft. Serena's shaved head rocks 
back and forth on CM Punk's cock.

"Ahhh that's it Randy... appreciate the Straightedge lifestyle..." CM Punk 
moans as Serena bobs her head on his pulsating cock. Randy smirks slyly as he 
grabs Serena's hips as he pumps his cock into her ass.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! AHHHHHHH!" Serena moans loudly as Randy Orton's cock 
deeply slams into her asshole, with her juicy ass smacking firmly against his 
muscular waist. Serena digs her fingernails slightly into CM Punk's waist as 
she deeply holds his cock inside of her cleansed and seductive mouth.

"Ahhh... ahhh mmmm..." Randy grunts as he pounds Serena's ass firmly with his 
large cock going in and out of her asshole. "Mmmm ahhh yes.... ahhh..." CM 
Punk moans as he starts to cum inside of Serena's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Serena hungrily groans as she twists her shaved head on CM 
Punk's cock as his warm cum fills her mouth.

"Ahhh..." CM Punk moans as Serena keeps sucking on his cock as he fills her 
mouth with his cum. Randy Orton grinds his teeth together as he keeps 
slamming his dick into Serena's ass. Serena lifts her head off of CM Punk's 
cock and licks her lips as she firmly is pulled back on her knees by Randy 
Orton as the venomous viper deeply slams his cock into her ass.

"Ahhh... ahhh mmm..." Randy grunts as his cock starts to throb inside of 
Serena's ass as he keeps fucking her.

"Ahhhh... mmmm awww..." Randy Orton groans as he starts to cum inside of 
Serena's ass as he keeps hammering her from behind.

Serena smirks slyly and closes her eyes "Mmmmmm....I think he's ready to 
accept Straightedge....my Savior..."

"Yes he does..." CM Punk says with a smirk as Randy holds his own shaft 
inside of Serena's ass until he's finished cumming. When Randy pulls out, he 
stands up and CM Punk steps towards him, "As you see Randy, being 
Straightedge has many benefits... accept me as your savior..." 

Randy smirks as Punk, "Accept this Punk..." Randy says as he suddenly grabs 
Punk's head and drives him down into the floor with a vicious RKO.

Serena's mouth opens in shock as she suddenly bolts up from the floor and 
stands facing Randy Orton as he gets up to his feet. "You can't do that to my 
Savior!"

Randy looks at Serena and smirks, "Want to try and save him?" Randy asks as 
he stands over the unconscious CM Punk.

Serena grits her teeth and narrows her eyes "You're the one who needs to be 
saved!" Serena says before she raises her left hand and powerfully slaps 
Randy across the face.

Randy Orton smirks at Serena after feeling the sting of her slap on his face. 
Before Serena can think about what she just did, Randy grabs Serena's head 
and drops her to the ground with a RKO. Randy then sits up on his knees and 
smirks, "What a couple of loons..." Randy says as he looks at the laid out 
members of the Straightedge Society.

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