READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: Like Totally Like Keep On Dreaming by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) At Macy's department store, inside of the Southlake Mall in Atlanta, Georgia, Zack Ryder, wearing tight fitting jeans and black shirt, is holding Rosa Mendes's shopping bags as she goes through the jeans rack. "Man she is so hot..." Zack says as Rosa picks up a pair of jeans. "Those look good..." Zack says. Rosa Mendes presses her lips together and narrows her eyes as she exams the pair of jeans she is looking at. "I don't know...do you like think they'd like, you know, make my ass look big?" Rosa Mendes asks, dressed in a short white skirt and white tank top. "Because that would be...like...the absolute worst. I just like, you know, like hate it so much when I totally find something that like looks so adorable...but then like it makes my ass look like so big!" Zack smiles, "I think they would look so hot on you..." Zack says as he casually moves to stand behind Rosa to check out her white skirt covered ass. Rosa presses her pouty lips together and then shakes her head "No I don't think so..." Rosa replies as she reaches for another pair of jeans. "Oh my god...these are like so cute! I bet I would look like so cute in these jeans..." "Yeah... they are..." Zack nods his head as he just stares at Rosa's white skirt covered ass. * * * Zack drops the shopping bags on the ground and grabs Rosa by her hips to press his jeans covered crotch against her white skirt covered ass. "Mmmmm..." Zack groans as Rosa pushes back against his crotch as he starts to push down her skirt. Rosa Mendes grits her teeth as she glances over her shoulder to seductively look back at the Long Island stud, grinding her sultry, juicy, rounded ass against his jeans covered crotch. Rosa lustfully licks her lips as she places her hands onto the clothing rake, leaning forward, rubbing her ass back against his crotch. Zack smirks at Rosa as he starts to thrust his jeans covered crotch against her juicy round and bare ass after pushing down her skirt. Soon Zack takes a step back and undoes his jeans and lowers them to let out his fully hardened cock. Zack puts one hand on Rosa's waist and uses the other to grip his cock to spank it against Rosa's ass cheeks. "Ohhhhhh...mmmmm..." Rosa Mendes lustfully and pleasurably moans as she seductively sways her sultry ass back and forth as Zack Ryder firmly spanks his shaft against her incredible ass. Zack licks his teeth as he beats his cock against both of Rosa's juicy ass cheeks before he turns the smoking hot Latina around. Rosa locks her lusty, seductive eyes with Zack Ryder, licking her teeth before she obediently kneels down in front of him, wrapping her left hand around his impressively large and fully hard cock. "Mmmmm..." Zack moans as Rosa Mendes strokes his cock with her left hand as he takes the time to take off his shirt, revealing his tanned, gorgeous and muscular upper body. Rosa narrows her eyes and seductively glares up at Zack Ryder before she leans her head forward and teasingly slaps her wet tongue against the head of Zack Ryder's cock before sliding her tongue perfectly down his long shaft. "Ahhhh... mmmm..." Zack moans as he watches Rosa slide her tongue all the way down the length of his shaft. Zack leans down and cups Rosa's large tits through the material of her white tank top. Rosa slyly smirks up at Zack Ryder as he gropes her large tits through her white tank top as she drags her wet tongue up Ryder's shaft. "Aww..." Zack moans as Rosa slides her tongue all the way to the top of his cock while he starts to pull up her white tank top, revealing her flat toned stomach and large juicy tits. Rosa removes her left hand from his shaft and raises her arms up as Zack removes her white tank top completely revealing her juicy and large, perky tits. Zack licks his lips as he throws Rosa's tank top on top of the clothing rack. He then places his hands on Rosa's head and pulls her forward towards his big hard cock. Rosa lustfully laughs as she opens her sultry mouth and swallows Zack Ryder's cock, wrapping her luscious lips around his shaft. Rosa places her hands onto Zack's toned and tanned waist as she starts to eagerly bob her head, sucking his shaft. "Awww... ahhhh...." Zack moans as Rosa bobs her head quickly on his large cock while she slides her hands against his toned and tanned waist while he grabs two handfuls of her hair. "Mmmmm...mmmmm...mmmm" Rosa moans as she presses her lips tightly around Zack's shaft as she rapidly bobs her head, saliva splashing against his impressive cock. "Ohhhh mmmmm.... awww..." Zack moans as Rosa swiftly sucks and slurps on his large cock while taking it further into her mouth. Rosa closes her eyes as she perfectly and swiftly moves her head on Zack Ryder's shaft with her pouty lips brushing back and forth quickly against his cock. "Ahhhh aww..." Zack moans as he starts to pump his cock in and out of Rosa's mouth as she keeps bobbing her head on his large dick. "Mmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Rosa Mendes lustfully groans around Zack Ryder's cock as his shaft pumps in and out of her mouth with her wet and seductive tongue slapping against his shaft. "Ohhhh ohhh ahhh..." Zack moans as he fucks Rosa's mouth with quick and deep thrusts as she reaches around him to put her hands on his toned ass cheeks. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Rosa moans as she moves her hands against Ryder's toned ass cheeks as he deeply pumps his shaft into her wet mouth. Zack smirks as he pushes his cock deep into Rosa's mouth as she moves her hands against his toned ass cheeks. When Zack starts to pull his cock out of her mouth, Rosa rakes her fingernails lightly against Zack's ass. "Mmmmmm..." Rosa groans as she wraps her pouty lips tighter around his shaft and twists her head lightly as he pulls his cock out of her mouth. As Rosa traps his cock between her lips, Zack firmly pulls it out of her mouth. The gorgeous tanned Superstar from Long Island, New York knocks a stack of t- shirts off of a display stand before he pulls Rosa up in order to sit her on the cleared-off display stand. Rosa grits her teeth and lustfully narrows her eyes at Zack Ryder as she obediently spreads her gorgeously smooth and stunningly long legs apart as Ryder steps between her legs Zack licks his teeth as he places his right hand on Rosa's waist and he uses his left hand to guide his cock into Rosa's hot, tight and wet Latin pussy. "Ohhhhhh..." Rosa moans as she places her hands onto the surface of the display stand that she is sitting on and wraps her gorgeous legs around Ryder's waist as he starts to pump his cock into her pussy. "Ahhhh... mmmm.... awww..." Zack Ryder licks his lips as he thrusts his cock in and out of Rosa's tight pussy as she locks her legs around his waist. Rosa leans her head back and grits her teeth as she moves back and forth on the display stand with Ryder driving his cock deeply into her pussy. "Aww.... ahhhh... ahhh..." Zack Ryder moans as he drives his cock all the way into Rosa's pussy as she rocks on the display stand to match his thrusts. Rosa moves her hands and places them onto Zack's tanned arms as she rocks forward against Ryder's cock, grinding her pussy against his shaft. "Ohhhh...ohhhh...ohhh!" "Ahhh... aww... mmmm..." Zack Ryder grunts as he grabs a firm hold of Rosa's hips. Zack lifts her off of the display stand and beings to bounce the hot Latina up and down on his cock. "Ohhhhh...ohhhh!" Rosa Mendes lustfully moans as she bounces rapidly on Zack Ryder's cock as he stands and perfectly slams his shaft into the sultry ECW Diva. "Awww.... ahhhh... mmmm..." Zack groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Rosa's pussy as she bounces up and down on his shaft. Rosa licks her sultry lips as she rocks forward on Zack's cock while she leans back against a clothing rack for support. Zack Ryder grits his teeth as he deeply rams his cock into Rosa's pussy as she takes her hands off of his body to place them on the clothing rack that's behind her. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh!" Rosa moans and leans her head back as she starts to suddenly cum on Zack Ryder's shaft as he deeply slams his cock into her pussy. "Ahhhh ohhh... mmmm..." Zack Ryder moans as Rosa cums on his cock as it starts to throb inside of her soaking wet pussy. Rosa rubs her pouty, luscious lips together as her body lowers repeatedly on Zack Ryder's shaft as sweat drips on her body. Zack licks his teeth as he lifts Rosa up off of his throbbing cock and he lowers her to the floor of the department store. Rosa narrows her eyes lustfully and looks up at Zack Ryder as she sits on her knees in front of him. "Mmmmm..." Rosa moans as she hungrily licks her luscious lips. Zack wraps his left hand around his throbbing cock and begins to stroke it as Rosa scoots forward on the floor. Rosa leans her head up and flicks her wet tongue against his throbbing shaft as Zack rapidly pumps his hand against his cock. "Aww.... ahhhh ohhh awwww!" Zack Ryder moans as he starts to shoot his warm, thick cum onto Rosa's tongue and face. Rosa closes her eyes and licks her lips as Zack Ryder's warm and thick load of cum drips on her tongue and face, some of the cum dripping into her mouth. * * * "Yeah... uh-huh..." Zack Ryder nods his head as he holds Rosa's shopping bags as she's looking through a rack of colorful tops to pick something to go with the jeans she selected while she continues to talk. "So like Zack...as I was like saying...the other day I was like at Starbucks and...." Rosa Mendes pauses as she holds up a purple top. "Oh this is like so cute!" Rosa says as she turns to look back at Zack Ryder, "What do you think? Anyway...like I was saying...I was at Starbucks and some girl in this like hideous shirt came up to me and was like...oh my god are you Rosa Mendes and I was like oh my god...yeah I am like Rosa Mendes...and then she was like oh my god! Hey like Zack...you know what like sounds really good right, like a Frappucino...and like oh my god I'm going to like need new shoes too!" "Man you are so hot..." Zack Ryder grins as he continues to stare at Rosa and fantasize about the hot Diva. -END-