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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies 
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United 
States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler 
Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). 

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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Lonesome Hart
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Following the main event of WWF Champion Undertaker defeating Bret 'Hitman' 
Hart and Stone Cold Steve Austin for the evenings WWF Live Event taking place 
on June 28, 1997 at the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California, Bret Hart is 
slowly making his way to the locker room area following his first match in 
two-months following knee surgery. Bret makes a turn and instead of walking 
to the general Superstars locker room, he approaches a door that has his name 
on it. Bret, wearing white boots and his pink top, black tights combination-
wrestling outfit, opens the door and steps inside. Bret looks around and 
sighs a bit, "Damn... thought she would still be here..." Bret says as he 
closes the door and walks over to the couch. Bret sits down in order to untie 
his wrestling boots and he takes them off one at a time. Bret slides his arms 
through the holes of his top and as he stands up to start lower his wrestling 
outfit down his body, the door opens and Sunny, the blond haired Slammy Award 
winning Diva, enters and walks over to where her travel bags are on the floor 
next to the couch.. Bret keeps his wrestling attire up around his waist, 
leaving his tanned and toned upper body exposed.

"Hi Sunny..." Bret says as Sunny closes the door and Bret sees that she's 
wearing a black robe that is covering the dark blue two-piece bikini she wore 
earlier in the night for a swimsuit contest that also featured Marlena, Chyna 
and the winner, Sable. "Tough break tonight with that contest..." Bret says 
as he smiles a little as Sunny's presence has perked up his mood a bit.

Sunny bites down on her bottom lip and lightly shrugs her shoulders 
"Yeah...although Sable did look fantastic..." Sunny says with a roll of her 
eyes. Sunny tosses her blond hair back and adjusts her black robe. "It's so 
good to see you back Bret" Sunny says with a smile, locking her beautiful and 
flirtatious eyes with the Hitman.

"It's good to be back.... considering what the Boy Toy's little comment about 
us has done to my 'home life'..." Bret says as he rolls his eyes slightly 
before he smiles at Sunny, "Any way I noticed you've been branching out into 
doing ring announcing lately..." Bret says.

Sunny nods her head "Yeah...I have to keep my options open..." Sunny says 
with cute wink directed at Bret Hart before she takes a step over toward him. 
"Well...I must say Bret, you're looking really great...in fact better than 
ever since coming back from that injury..."

"Thanks Sunny..." Bret says with a smile, "But this is my first night back... 
although... I do remember my other first night back last November in New 
York..."

Sunny seductively laughs and blushes a bit "Oh Bret, I definitely remember 
that night..." Sunny says, stepping directly up to Bret, placing her hands 
delicately onto his bare, nicely toned and tanned chest.

Bret licks his lips, "Plan on welcoming me back a second time Sunny?" Bret 
asks as he places his hands on Sunny's robe covered hips.

Sunny licks her luscious and pouty lips as she seductively and teasingly 
lifts her gorgeous eyes to look up at Bret Hart. "I'd love to Bret...but I 
don't want to cause any more problems..." Sunny says as she gently moves her 
soft hands against his toned and tanned chest while he rubs her hips through 
the material of the bathrobe she is wearing.

"You didn't cause any problems... the Boy Toy did... but don't worry I'll be 
taking care of him sooner than anybody thinks..." Bret says as he moves his 
hands from the sides of Sunny's robe covered hips to her front in order to 
loosen the silk strings that is holding the bathrobe closed.

Sunny raises an eyebrow and sweetly smiles at the handsome Bret Hart 
"Well...if you don't think it will cause a problem..." Sunny replies as Bret 
undoes the strings of the bathrobe to open it and reveal her gorgeously 
tanned and curved, irresistibly hot and mouth-watering body.

"I'm positive..." Bret says as he begins to push Sunny's bathrobe off of her 
shoulders as he leans his head down to kiss Sunny's soft pouty lips. Sunny 
closes her eyes as her fingernails lightly press against Bret's toned chest 
as she kisses back, lightly working her tongue into Bret's warm mouth as he 
kisses her. As Sunny's bathrobe falls from her shoulders, Bret welcomes 
Sunny's tongue into his mouth so that he can slide his tongue against her's. 
Bret places his hands on Sunny's perfectly shaped and firm tits as she rubs 
his tanned and toned chest.

"Mmmmm..." Sunny softly and lustfully moans into Bret Hart's mouth as she 
lightly presses her tongue against his tongue, deepening the kiss with the 
handsome Canadian. Sunny gently moves her hands from Bret's toned chest and 
moves them swiftly toward the waistline of his wrestling tights, brushing 
them lightly against the crotch of his tights.

"Mmmm..." Bret moans into Sunny's mouth as their tongue's work against each 
other. As Sunny lowers her hands while she rubs his bulging crotch, her 
bathrobe falls even further until she has to lift her hands out of the 
bathrobe's sleeves so that it can fall to floor.

Sunny slowly pulls her blond haired head back and licks her lips, opening her 
beautiful eyes to look at Bret Hart. "Mmm...I want you so bad Bret..." Sunny 
moans as she moves her delicate hands against the crotch of his wrestling 
tights before pulling at the waistline and proceeding to lower them.

"I feel the same way...." Bret says as Sunny pulls his wrestling tights down 
from his waist, revealing his tanned legs and more importantly his thick 
twelve inch long cock. Sunny lets The Hitman step out of his tights before 
she places her left hand on Bret's left leg as she grips his shaft with her 
right hand. Sunny presses her pouty and luscious lips together as she bends 
over, while standing, working her right hand up and down his shaft gently 
while keeping her left hand on Bret's leg for support.

"Mmmmm..." Bret moans as Sunny gently strokes his cock with her right hand. 
Bret places his right hand on the back of Sunny's head and slides his fingers 
through her blond hair. Sunny opens her mouth and lowers her blonde haired 
head on Bret Hart's nicely sized, thick, twelve inch cock, wrapping her pouty 
lips around his shaft and begins to smoothly bob her head to suck on his 
dick.

"Ahhhh..." Bret moans as Sunny bobs her head slowly on his stiff cock while 
he leans forward in order to reach for Sunny's round ass that is covered by 
her dark blue bikini bottoms. Sunny places her right hand down on the base of 
Bret's shaft, while moving her left hand delicately against his muscular leg 
as she smoothly lifts and lowers her blond haired head, sucking his cock with 
ease.

"Mmmm..." Bret moans as Sunny bobs her head on his cock. Bret uses his left 
hand to push down Sunny's bikini bottoms while he uses his right hand to 
untie the strings of her bikini top.

"Mmmmm...mmmmm...mmmmm" Sunny lustfully moans around Bret Hart's cock as her 
moist lips rub back and forth on his shaft while she steadily and smoothly 
moves her head, lightly rocking back and forth on her feet.

"Ohhhh yes Sunny..." Bret moans as Sunny bobs her head a bit quicker on his 
cock as her bikini bottoms fall down her legs while her bikini top falls away 
from her tits. Sunny sweetly smiles around Bret's cock as her bikini bottoms 
drop to her feet and she proceeds to step out of them and then kicking the 
bikini bottoms aside before returning her focus on sucking the Hitman's cock.

"Ahhhh mmmm damn you're the best there is..." Bret moans as Sunny begins to 
tilt her head from side to side, which causes her blond hair to bounce a bit 
as she sucks his dick.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Sunny moans, pressing her pouty lips tighter against Bret's 
cock as she lowers her head further down on his shaft, coating it nicely with 
her saliva.

"Awww..." Bret tilts his head back and closes his eyes as the America 
Online's most downloaded woman deep throats his entire cock with ease. Sunny 
slides her wet tongue against Bret's shaft as she turns her head lightly on 
his cock holding him deep within her incredible mouth.

"Mmmmm ahhhh ahhh..." Bret groans as Sunny presses her lips tightly on his 
shaft before she slowly begins to lift her head upward on his saliva coated 
foot long shaft. Sunny lifts her beautiful and seductive eyes to look up at 
Bret Hart before teasingly flicking her tongue against the swollen head of 
his cock. Bret puts his hands on Sunny's shoulders as she looks up at him as 
she licks the head of his rock hard cock. Bret then has Sunny stand up 
straight so that he can deeply kiss her again while he guides her over to the 
couch.

"Mmmmmm..." Sunny moans as she steps back while kissing Bret Hart as he in 
turn guides Sunny toward the leather couch and proceeds to have her lay down. 
Bret keeps kissing Sunny as she drapes her arms over his shoulders. Bret lays 
on top of Sunny as proceeds to skillfully guide his thick rock hard cock into 
Sunny's perfectly shaved, warm tight and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh Bret!" Sunny lustfully moans into Bret's mouth as he begins 
to smoothly thrust his shaft into her pussy, causing her move gently on the 
couch beneath him.

"Ahhhh.... mmmm..." Bret groans as he breaks the kiss with Sunny as he 
smoothly thrusts his cock in and out of her tight pussy. Bret looks down at 
Sunny as he brings his right hand to her head to slide his fingers through 
her blond hair.

Sunny rubs her pouty lips together as she looks up, locking her gorgeous eyes 
with Bret while she rocks back against his thrusting shaft. "Ohhhh Bret... 
ohhhh..."

"Ohhhh yeah.... mmmm...' Bret smiles down at Sunny as he pumps his cock a bit 
faster into Sunny's tight pussy as she begins to move her fingers through his 
long dark hair. Sunny lightly grits her teeth as she threads her slender 
fingers through Bret's dark, long hair as she wraps her gorgeously smooth and 
tanned legs around his toned waist to lightly grind back against him. Bret 
lowers his head and begins to kiss the right side of Sunny's neck as he 
drives his cock deeply into Sunny's pussy as she pushes herself against him.

"Mmmmm...ohhhhh Bret!" Sunny moans, lightly pulling on Bret Hart's hair as 
she arches her back and grinds her pussy against his thrusting cock.

"Mmmmmm..." Bret moans as he thrusts his cock firmly into Sunny's hot pussy. 
Bret lifts his head up from Sunny's neck as she against lightly pulls on his 
long dark hair as he fucks her with excellently executed pace.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhhh Bret" Sunny moans lustfully as she smoothly guides her 
gorgeous body against Bret's toned body as she feels his cock deeply 
penetrating her wet and warm pussy.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." Bret moans as Sunny lowers her legs from around his waist, 
allowing the Hitman to pull his foot long cock out of her pussy.

Sunny licks her moist lips as she looks up seductively at Bret Hart "Ohhhh 
Bret..." Sunny moans. Bret smiles at Sunny as he scoots back on the couch so 
that he's not positioned between her legs. Sunny then begins to turn over 
onto her stomach before pushing herself up onto her hands and knees.

"Mmmm...I've missed you so much Bret..." Sunny lustfully groans as she 
glances over her shoulder, now perfectly positioned on her hands and knees 
with her gorgeously rounded and juicy, tanned ass facing the multi-time WWF 
Heavyweight Champion.

"I've missed you too..." Bret says as he spits on his right hand to spread 
some of his saliva over his cock before he proceeds to guide his thick twelve 
inch dick into Sunny's tight asshole.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmm...god Bret!" Sunny groans lustfully and tilts her head back 
as she feels Bret Hart's nicely thick shaft slowly entering her tight asshole 
from behind and she slowly rocks back on her knees to help it further inside.

"Mmmmmm fuck.... ahhh..." Bret Hart moans as he places both of his hands on 
Sunny's waist as he starts to pump his cock in and out of her ass.

"Ohhhhh Bret...ohhhh yeah..." Sunny moans and closes her eyes as she gently 
rocks back and forth on her knees while Bret pumps his shaft smoothly into 
her tight and juicy ass. Bret keeps his pace slow as he pushes his cock 
deeper into Sunny's asshole. The four-time WWF Champion also gently rubs the 
sides of Sunny's waist as she pushes back against him.

"Mmmmm...ohhhh Bret...ohhhh..." Sunny continues to moan as she eagerly pushes 
back against Bret's cock at a smooth and gentle pace.

"Ahhhhh... mmmmm.... ahhh..." Bret grunts lightly as he now starts to 
increase the pace of his thrusts as he fucks Sunny's ass with his large cock. 
Bret slides his right hand underneath the gorgeous blond haired Diva and 
begins to expertly rub her pussy with his fingers.

"Ohhhhh...mmmm Bret...ohhhh!" Sunny moans loudly as she grinds her juicy and 
tight ass back against Bret's toned waist as he deeply pumps his shaft into 
her. Sunny lightly grinds her body down against Bret's fingers as he teases 
her wet pussy. Bret licks his lips as he continues to drill Sunny's ass while 
he flicks the tips of his fingers against her wet pussy. Bret looks down to 
watch Sunny's ass cheeks as they smack against his toned and tanned waist.

"Ohhhh Bret...ohhh you are the very best..." Sunny groans and grits her teeth 
as she now starts to firmly push back against Bret's cock, causing her ass to 
smack loudly against his waist.

"Ahhhh.... I know... and you're incredible..." Bret replies as he leans 
forward to place his hands on Sunny's shoulders. Bret's toned stomach presses 
against Sunny's back as he fucks her and as Sunny looks back over her left 
shoulder she is able to kiss the Excellence of Execution. Sunny closes her 
beautiful eyes as she flicks her tongue against Bret Hart's firm lips as she 
leans back, pressing her tanned and smooth, lightly sweat coated back against 
his chest and stomach as she grinds herself against his cock. Bret parts his 
lips so that he can slide his tongue against Sunny's tongue. Bret stops 
pumping his cock into Sunny's ass, allowing her to rock back and forth 
beneath him so that she's fucking her own ass on his dick.

"Mmmmm..." Sunny moans as she seductively slides her wet tongue against 
Bret's tongue, grinding her ass down on his cock while she rocks on her 
knees. As Sunny lustfully kisses the Hitman, she feels his fingers working 
against her desirable, wet and warm pussy.

"Mmmmm...." Bret moans as his cock is being squeezed inside of Sunny's 
asshole as she rocks underneath him. As their tongues intertwine with each 
other, Bret briefly pushes two fingers into Sunny's wet and hot pussy before 
she breaks the kiss to seductively crawl out from under him. Sunny with her 
ass perfectly swaying from side to side, moves on her knees toward the center 
of the couch, before turning around to face the handsome Hitman. Sunny licks 
her lips as Bret sits down on the armrest to face her and she proceeds to 
scoot between his muscular legs and gently slides her wet tongue up his long 
shaft.

"Ahhhh..." Bret moans as Sunny flicks her tongue up and down the length of 
his cock. Bret let's his right leg hang off the edge of the couch as Sunny 
places her left hand on his left thigh. Sunny lifts her beautiful and 
seductively flirtatious eyes with Bret Hart as she drags her wet, soft tongue 
talentedly up his shaft, wetting it perfectly with her saliva.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmm..." Bret moans as he smiles down at Sunny as she playfully 
beats the head of his dick with the tip of her tongue. Sunny cutely winks up 
at Bret Hart before she opens her seductive mouth and lowers her head, 
wrapping her pouty lips around the head of Bret's cock to begin lightly 
bobbing her head up and down.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh.... ahhh..." Bret moans as Sunny bobs her head up and down on 
his twelve-inch long cock. Bret places his right hand on Sunny's head and 
slides his fingers through the strands of her blond hair.

"Mmmmm...mmmmm..." Sunny moans as her soft and luscious lips rub down and 
then back up Bret's thick and hard shaft as she smoothly and expertly moves 
her blond haired head.

"Ahhhh..... mmmm..." Bret moans as Sunny warm, soothing mouth rises and falls 
on his nicely thick cock as she blows him. Bret tilts his head back and 
closes his eyes as his cock begins to lightly throb inside of Sunny's mouth. 
Sunny lustfully taps her soft, wet tongue against the bottom side of Bret 
Hart's now throbbing cock as she works her head up and down, smoothly taking 
him deeper into her seductive mouth.

"Ohhhhhh.... mmmmm.... ahhh..." Bret Hart moans as he keeps his right hand on 
Sunny's head as he reaches down to lightly rub her tits as she sucks his dick 
that is now throbbing more noticeably.

"Mmmmmmm!" Sunny groans lustfully around Bret Hart's cock as she forces her 
blond haired head down entirely on his shaft, holding his pulsating member 
deep.

"Ahhhhhh awwww!" Bret Hart moans loudly as his cock begins to erupt with his 
warm cum shooting in inside of Sunny's mouth. Sunny presses her lips tightly 
around Bret's shaft as his warm cum begins to spray into her mouth. Sunny 
starts to bob her head at a brisk pace as she milks the cum from his cock.

"Mmmmmm.... ohhhh yeah Sunny..." Bret moans as he lightly strokes Sunny's 
blond hair with his right hand as she sucks every drop of cum from his 
pulsating dick. Sunny slows down the moments of her blond haired head on his 
cock before she slowly lifts her head up from his shaft, after swallowing his 
load of cum.

"Ohhhhh you're the best Sunny..." Bret smiles as Sunny scoots further between 
his legs so that she can wrap her arms around his waist.

"Mmm...no you're the best Bret..." Sunny says with a smile up at the Hitman 
as she sweetly hugs his waist, with her head resting against his softening 
cock.

Bret again lightly strokes Sunny's blond hair, "How about we go to the 
hotel.... for a late dinner..." Bret suggests with a smile.

Sunny presses her pouty lips together and sweetly laughs "Oh Bret! I would 
love that!"

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