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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Lounging Around With The Blondetourage
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

On July 4, 2010 down at a club in Miami, Florida, Montel Vontavious Porter, 
wearing light colored pants with a matching shirt, is walking into a club 
that is having a Fourth of July themed event. "Oh yeah, this is what I'm 
talking about... pretty girls all around... the drinks are flowing... and 
this place is ballin'..." MVP says with a smirk as he starts to mingle with 
the crowd while he heads over to the bar. As he moves past the dance floor, 
he does a double take when he sees two individuals who looks familiar. "Oh 
damn..." MVP smiles as he sees The Blondetourage, Kelly Kelly and Tiffany, 
heading to the bar as well. MVP changes directions to intercept them just as 
they all reach the bar, "Hey Blondetourage..." MVP says as he greets the two 
blond haired Divas.

"Oh hey Montel!" Tiffany, dressed with in a short lime green skirt and a 
matching top, says with a smile as stands with Kelly Kelly. 

"Hey Montel! What's going?" Kelly asks with a cute laugh, dressed in 
perfectly tight pair of black pants and a revealing white top.

"Oh you know just doing a little clubbing... how about you two?" Montel asks 
as he leans against the bar as he talks to the two Divas.

Kelly presses her pouty lips together and sweetly looks at MVP. "Well Tiff 
and I just looking to have a great time partying it up tonight!" Kelly 
replies. 

Tiffany nods her head and smiles as well at MVP. "Yeah...because nobody can 
party like the Blondetourage can!" Tiffany says with an angelic and adorable 
smile on her face before adding. "Plus we're hoping a couple of good looking 
guys might buy us some drinks too..."

MVP laughs slightly, "Well I would think that I'm better that just any couple 
of random looking guys... order something... it's on me..." MVP replies.

Kelly licks her lips slightly and glances at MVP. "Are you sure about that?" 
Kelly asks before Tiffany reaches forward on the bar to grab hold of the 
drink menu. 

"I'm not going to argue with a guy who wants to buy me a drink!" Tiffany says 
with a laugh as she begins to glance over the drink menu.

"Yeah I'm sure Kelly..." MVP nods his head, "Cause remember, they do call me 
Mr. 305..." MVP grins.

Tiffany presses her soft lips together and glances up from the drink menu to 
the bartender. "I would like a Malibu Sea Breeze..." Tiffany says with a 
smile before handing the drink menu over to her friend, Kelly Kelly. Tiffany 
glances over at MVP and playfully smiles. "Now you better not expect anything 
special in return...."

"The thought did not cross my mind..." MVP replies with a smile, "But if you 
want to, who am I to argue..."

Kelly Kelly turns her head and glances over at MVP and Tiffany. "What are you 
guys talking about?" Kelly asks with a laugh.

"Oh Tiffany brought up doing something special in return for me buying you 
drinks..." MVP says as he teases the Tiffany.

Kelly cutely scrunches her nose and raises an eyebrow "Like what?"

"I don't know.... Tiffany what did you have in mind?" MVP asks as he and 
Kelly both look at Tiffany.

Tiffany blushes and innocently shrugs her shoulders. "I don't know...maybe 
something that is only allowed in the VIP section..." Tiffany suggests with a 
smile.

MVP smirks, "Well that can be arranged..."

Kelly smiles excitedly "Oh I've never been to the VIP section!"

MVP smiles, "Well then Kelly how about I take you and Tiff to the VIP 
section..."

Tiffany presses her luscious and pouty lips together and nods her head. "I 
definitely like that idea..." Tiffany says as she smiles at Kelly Kelly. 
"Let's go Kel...

* * *

A half a hour later in the club's VIP lounge, MVP, Kelly and Tiffany have 
been having a series of drinks as they enjoy the lavish conditions of the VIP 
lounge. "Mmmm now this is ballin'..." MVP says with a grin as he sips his 
drink.

Tiffany nods her head "Oh definitely!" Tiffany says with a laugh as she sets 
her drink down. Kelly nods her head excitedly and presses her lips together. 

"Oh yeah! I never would have thought being in the VIP section would be so 
fun!" Kelly says with a cute laugh as Tiffany places her hand onto MVP's 
upper thigh.

MVP glances down at Tiffany's hand as she moves it on his upper thigh, "Well 
a lot of fun can happen in here..." MVP grins as he looks at Kelly.

Kelly innocently looks at MVP as she locks her beautiful and sweet eyes with 
him. "Like what?" Kelly asks as Tiffany playfully moves her hand against his 
upper thigh, teasingly brushing her hand against his crotch as well.

"Mmmm... I think Tiffany here has a good idea..." MVP says as the gorgeous 
blond continues to brush her hand against his bulging crotch.

Kelly glances over at Tiffany and bites down on her bottom lip as she watches 
her friend move her hand against the crotch of MVP's pants. "Mmmmmm...that 
sounds like real fun..." Kelly says with a laugh as she turns on the couch 
and faces MVP as she starts to unbutton his shirt while Tiffany works on 
unbuckling his belt.

"Oh yeah..." MVP licks his lips as Kelly unbuttons his shirt while Tiffany 
starts to pull his belt through the loops of his pants. Once Kelly has his 
shirt undone, MVP leans forward slightly as he takes it off, revealing his 
nicely muscular upper body. Kelly rubs her soft and pouty lips together as 
she places her hands onto his nicely muscular chest and gently moves her 
hands as she leans forward to gently kiss his lips before she moves her blond 
haired head down to kiss his smooth chest. Meanwhile, Tiffany tosses the belt 
aside and unbuttons and unzips his pants before she starts to lower them from 
his waist.

"Mmmm..." MVP moans as Kelly kisses and rubs his chest. He also lifts himself 
slightly to make it easier for Tiffany to pushes down his pants, exposing his 
legs and freeing his hardening cock. Tiffany tosses her gorgeous blond hair 
back as she easily slides off of the couch to position herself into front of 
MVP as she finishes to completely remove his hands from his legs and off of 
his feet, taking his expensive shoes off in the process. Tiffany gently 
places her left hand around his nicely long and thick cock as she starts to 
gently move her hand up and down his shaft. Meanwhile, Kelly Kelly gently 
drags her wet and soft tongue down the middle of his muscular chest, leaving 
a faint trail of her wet saliva.

"Mmmmm... damn..." MVP moans as Tiffany strokes his cock smoothly with her 
left hand while Kelly drags her tongue over his chest. Kelly Kelly lifts her 
blond haired head from his chest and leans forward to gently kiss MVP's lips 
once again, sliding her tongue into his mouth, while Tiffany lowers her head 
to his cock and playfully slaps her wet tongue against the swollen head of 
his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." MVP moans into Kelly's mouth as he slides her tongue against her 
tongue while Tiffany lightly beats the head of his dick with her soft wet 
tongue. Tiffany lowers her hand to the base of MVP's cock as she opens her 
mouth and gently takes his cock into her sweet and soothing mouth. Tiffany 
wraps her pouty and moist lips around his shaft and proceeds to start bobbing 
her head on his cock. Kelly closes her eyes as she gently taps her soft 
tongue against MVP's tongue as she continues to kiss the ballin' SmackDown 
Superstar

"Mmmm... mmmm..." MVP moans as Tiffany bobs her head up and down on his 
large, stiff black cock as he and Kelly continue to kiss. MVP flicks his 
tongue against Kelly's tongue as she deepens the kiss. Tiffany's soft and 
moist lips gently brush back and forth against MVP's cock as she gently moves 
her head at a steady pace on his cock, gently lapping her wet tongue against 
his shaft as she continues to suck his cock. Kelly places her hands gently 
onto his muscular chest and lightly pushes herself back, breaking the kiss, 
before she removes her top to expose her nicely perky, rounded and tanned 
tits.

"Mmmmm now this is ballin'... ahhh..." MVP moans as Tiffany lightly bobs her 
head up and down on his cock. MVP licks his lips as he looks at Kelly's perky 
round tits as she drops her top on the floor.

"Mmmmm...mmmmm..." Tiffany softly moans as she lifts and lowers her blond 
haired head on MVP's cock, smoothly taking him deeper into her mouth as Kelly 
stands up from the couch in order to lower her tight fitting black pants down 
from her nicely tanned and smoothly curved waist. MVP licks his lips as he 
watches Kelly lower her black pants from her waist as Tiffany continues to 
lift her head up and down on his large, stiff shaft. Kelly guides her pants 
down smooth and tanned legs until she kicks them off of at her feet, 
revealing her moist, smoothly shaved pussy. Tiffany closes her eyes as she 
gently turns her head on MVP's cock before she lowers her further, down 
forcing him deeper into her mouth.

"Ahhhh fuck.... mmmm...." MVP tilts his head back as Tiffany takes his cock 
deeper into her mouth as she continues to suck on his shaft.

"Mmmmm...mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Tiffany softly moans as she smoothly and 
steadily bobs her blond haired head on MVP's cock, with her soft lip brushing 
smoothly back and forth against his shaft. Kelly Kelly smiles as she walks 
back over to the couch and sits down next to MVP, taking his left hand and 
placing his hand against her wet pussy.

"Mmmm I like how you think..." MVP grins at Kelly as he starts to rub her 
smoothly shaven wet pussy with his left hand. MVP places his right hand on 
Tiffany's head and slides his fingers through her smooth blond hair as she 
continues to suck his cock.

"Mmmmm...ohhhh..." Kelly softly moans as she feels the tips of MVP's fingers 
working against her smoothly shaved pussy, while her fellow Blondetourage 
partner, Tiffany, eagerly and perfectly moves her head to devour his cock 
with her mouth. MVP licks his lips as he moves his left hand's fingers back 
and forth against Kelly's wet pussy while Tiffany opens her mouth wider to 
fit more of his shaft in her mouth.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip as she starts to gently rock against his 
fingers as he rubs her smoothly shaved, wet pussy. "Mmmmm...ohhh yeah 
Montel...ohhhh..." Kelly moans. Meanwhile, Tiffany lifts her blond haired 
head up from MVP's cock and sweetly smiles up at him before she drags her wet 
tongue down his long shaft, adding to already saliva dripping from his shaft.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmm..." MVP smiles down at Tiffany as she licks his cock 
while he continues to rub Kelly's perfectly shaven pussy.

Kelly sweetly looks at MVP as she feels his fingers working expertly against 
her soft and warm pussy. "Mmmmm....I want a turn Montel..."

"All right..." MVP smirks at Kelly as Tiffany lifts her head completely away 
from his cock. MVP stands up from the couch and moves in front of Kelly. The 
gorgeous blond leans back and spreads her legs, making it easy for MVP to 
lean down and push his saliva coated black cock into her tight wet cunt.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip as she adorably looks up at MVP, while he 
slides his cock smoothly into her wet pussy. "Mmmm....that feels so good..." 
Kelly moans as Tiffany stands up from the floor and proceeds to remove her 
top.

"Ahhh... mmm...." MVP groans as he thrusts his cock firmly into Kelly's tight 
wet pussy as she slides back and forth on the couch.

Kelly gently hooks her gorgeously smooth and stunningly tanned legs around 
his waist as she moves against his firm and deep thrusts. "Mmmmm...ohhh yeah 
Montel...ohhhh..." Kelly moans. Meanwhile, Tiffany drops her top down onto 
the floor of the VIP section, revealing nicely rounded and tanned tits, 
before she moves her hands to lower her lime green skirt from her waist.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh fuck.... mmmm..." MVP groans as he thrusts his cock at a 
quicker pace into Kelly Kelly's pussy. MVP glances over his shoulder at 
Tiffany and he licks his lips as she sees her cupping her large tits with her 
hands as she steps out of her skirt.

"Do you like hanging with the Blondetourage, Montel?" Tiffany asks with a 
smile as she watches MVP thrusting his cock into Kelly Kelly as she lays back 
on the couch of the VIP section.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm fuck.... awww..." MVP moans as he plows his large cock 
deeper into Kelly's pussy.

Kelly innocently smiles up at MVP as she gently rocks forward against his 
cock, feeling him firmly pump his shaft into her pussy. "Mmmmmm... 
ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah..."

"Ohhh shit.... mmmm fuck..." MVP grunts as he slams his cock all the way into 
Kelly Kelly's hot tight pussy as she grinds herself against his pistoning 
shaft.

Tiffany steps up directly behind MVP and playfully taps his on his shoulder. 
"Montel..."

"Oh you want a turn Tiff?" MVP asks as he slows down his thrusts and pulls 
his cock out of Kelly's pussy. 

Tiffany smiles and nods her head. "You got that right, Montel! You want to 
hang with the Blondetourage, you have to handle us both"

"That's no problem..." MVP grins as Tiffany moves to kneel on the couch next 
to Kelly on the couch. MVP pulls his cock out of Kelly's pussy and he steps 
behind Tiffany in order to push his large dick into her pussy. Tiffany 
glances over her shoulder and sweetly smirks back at MVP as she rocks forward 
on her knees following his cock thrusting smoothly, but firmly into her tight 
and wet pussy as she places her hands onto the back of the couch.

"Mmmmm.... ahhhh..." MVP moans as he places his hands on Tiffany's waist as 
he pumps his cock in and out of her tight wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah... mmmmm..." Tiffany moans as she rocks smoothly 
back and forth on her knees as MVP firmly pumps his shaft into her tight and 
wet pussy. MVP licks his lips as he pulls Tiffany back on his cock as he 
drives his cock deeper into her pussy at a quickening pace.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm... ohhhh yeah Montel!" Tiffany moans as her nicely rounded, 
gorgeously tanned ass smacks against his muscular waist as he swiftly pumps 
his cock into her. Kelly, meanwhile, stands up from the couch and moves to 
MVP as she leans her head toward his lips and softly kisses him as he drives 
his cock into Tiffany.

"Mmmmm ohhhh ... ahhhh..." MVP moans into Kelly's mouth as he drives his cock 
sharply into Tiffany's pussy. MVP slides his tongue into Kelly's mouth as 
Tiffany pushes back firmly against his shaft. Kelly cutely laughs as she 
slaps her wet, soft tongue against MVP's tongue as she presses her lips 
against his lips, while he deeply pumps his cock into her Tiffany's tight and 
wet pussy from behind.

"Mmmmm... mmmm!" MVP moans as he slaps his tongue against Kelly's tongue as 
he drives his cock harder into Tiffany's wet pussy. Tiffany's juicy ass 
smacks loudly against MVP's waist as he continues to fuck her.

Kelly gently bites down on MVP's bottom lip and pulls her head back before 
smiling at him. "Mmmmm...Is it my turn again?"

"Ahhhh sure..." MVP grunts as he slows down his thrusts to pull his dick out 
of Tiffany's tight wet pussy. MVP moves to sit on the couch next to Tiffany 
and he helps Kelly onto his lap.

Tiffany turns to glance at MVP and cutely pouts her lips together. "I wasn't 
ready to be done yet..." Tiffany replies as she innocently looks at MVP, 
while Kelly smoothly straddles his lap, lowering herself down on his cock.

"Ahhh... don't worry Tiffany..." MVP replies with a moan as Kelly takes his 
cock deep into her pussy before she starts to rock back and forth. MVP places 
his hands on Kelly's waist as he starts to thrust his cock upward into her 
pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Kelly moans softly and closes her eyes as she 
gently bounces on MVP's cock, feeling him thrust up deeply into her as she 
rocks back and forth.

"Mmmmm ahhh.... awww... mmmm!" MVP groans as he drives his cock up into Kelly 
Kelly's hot tight pussy as she bounces on his stiff black dick.

Kelly places her hands onto his toned and smoothly muscular chest as she 
rapidly bounces up and down on his rock hard cock, feeling him firmly drive 
up into her pussy. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah!" 

MVP leans back further on the couch as he rapidly thrusts his cock up into 
Kelly's pussy as she rides his cock.

"Ohhhhhh! Mmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh!" Kelly moans and tilts her head back as she 
sharply lowers on his cock while she increasingly rocks on his shaft.

"Ahhhh... mmmm yea.... awwww!" MVP grunts as Kelly rocks briskly and sharply 
on his pistoning cock. MVP reaches behind her to grab her ass cheeks with 
both hands.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmm...Montel...." Kelly moans as her pussy tightens around his 
shaft as she begins to cum.

"Mmmmm fuck.... ahhh... ahhh..." MVP moans as he feels Kelly's pussy juices 
on his cock as he keeps thrusting his dick up into her.

Kelly licks her lips and breaths heavily as her wet juices flow over MVP's 
cock as she smoothly rocks back, "Mmmmmmm...."

"Ahhhh you're turn again Tiffany..." MVP grins as he helps Kelly get up off 
of his cock.

Tiffany cutely laughs and smiles at MVP. "About time!"

As Kelly moves to sit on the couch next to Tiffany, MVP stands up and moves 
in front of Tiffany. MVP leans down and lifts Tiffany up off of the couch and 
lowers her tight wet pussy on to his rock hard cock that's coated with 
Kelly's juices.

"Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhh yeah!' Tiffany moans and gently hooks her gorgeous legs 
around his toned waist as she starts to bounce up and down on his cock as he 
swiftly pumps his shaft upward into her wet and tight pussy.

"Mmmmm yeah..... ahhh.... awwww!" MVP groans as he drives his cock sharply 
into Tiffany's wet pussy as she bounces up and down on his shaft. Tiffany 
places her hands onto his strong arms and licks her lips as she locks her 
beautiful eyes with MVP as she smoothly and swiftly bounces up and down on 
his rock hard cock. MVP licks his lips as sweat drips down his body as he 
drives his cock sharply into Tiffany's cunt.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhh Montel! Ohhhhh!" Tiffany moans as she rocks back and forth on 
his cock, grinding her wet pussy on his shaft as she smoothly bounces, 
following his thrusts up into her pussy.

"Ahhhh mmmmm fuck... ahhh!" MVP grunts as he rams his cock deeply into 
Tiffany's pussy as she bounces non-stop on his cock as it starts to lightly 
throb.

"Ohhhhh! Mmmmmmm....you like partying with the Blondetourage, Montel?" 
Tiffany asks as she continues to bounce on his cock while sweat drips from 
her face.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmmm fuck!" MVP replies as he drives his cock harder into 
Tiffany's pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm.....ohhhhh yeah!" Tiffany moans as she bounces rapidly as her 
firmly thrusts his cock up into her pussy. 

"Damn Montel! I think Tiffany really likes it!" Kelly says with a laugh as 
she watches. MVP grits his teeth as he drives his cock rapidly into Tiffany's 
pussy as his cock throbs even more.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Tiffany moans as she presses her tanned, smooth legs 
tighter around his waist as she rapidly bounces on his cock.

"Ahhhh fuck... mmmmm shit... ahhhhh..." MVP groans as he starts to feel 
Tiffany's pussy juices dripping on his cock as she swiftly bounces on his 
pistoning and pulsating dick.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Tiffany moans softly as she leans her head back and feels his 
cock throbbing deeply inside of pussy as she begins to cum.

"Ahhhh.... mmmm fuck..." MVP moans as he holds Tiffany on his cock as she 
cums on his pulsating dick. When Tiffany unwraps her legs from his waist, he 
lifts Tiffany off of his cock and sits her next to Kelly on the couch. 
Tiffany licks her lips as sits down on the couch looking up at MVP before she 
smiles and glances next to her at Kelly, while both beautiful and gorgeous 
Blondetourage teammates watch as MVP strokes his throbbing 
cock.

"Mmmmm fuck.... awww...." MVP moans as he strokes his cock rapidly as the two 
Blondetourage teammates scoot closer to each other. Within a few moments, 
MVP's throbbing cock starts to erupt with warm cum. Tiffany and Kelly both 
lean their blond haired heads further and open their mouths as MVP's warm cum 
sprays from his shaft, splattering and dripping on the beautiful faces on 
Tiffany and Kelly Kelly.

"Ohhhh yea.... mmmmm.... ahhh..." MVP moans as he keeps stroking his cock 
until he's totally spent. Tiffany and Kelly licks her lips as they each 
swallow the cum that they managed to collect in their mouth, while his 
remaining load of cum drips down their faces.

"Damn... now that's ballin'..." MVP says as he smiles down at the two 
gorgeous Blondetourage members' cum covered faces

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