READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: Loves 'Em Hung by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) At Matt Hardy's North Carolina home during the summer of 2001, Matt Hardy is showing his long-time friends Shannon Moore and Shane Helms the deck he had installed. Matt is wearing baggy red pants, Shane is wearing baggy green pants and Shannon is wearing baggy white pants. All three men are relaxing on the deck and Shannon, who along with Shane was competed for World Championship Wrestling when the World Wrestling Federation bought their contracts, look at Matt, "Hey Matt you should think about getting a pool back here..." Shannon says Matt laughs as he takes a sip of his beer, "I've been thinking about that... but I was thinking about saving up to get a place with a pool already built in..." "That might cost you a pretty penny," Shane says with a smile, "Those places don't come cheap..." "No really? I haven't thought that..." Matt replies sarcastically before laughing. "Hey where's Jeff at anyway?" Shannon asks. "Oh he had some stuff he wanted to work on with that dirt bike track of his," Matt says. "He's not adding explosions to it, is he?" Shane asks with a laugh. "Knowing Jeff... he just might..." Matt laughs as the sliding door that leads on to the deck is opened and Matt's live in girlfriend Lita steps out of the house. Lita, dressed in a pair of semi-baggy jeans and a black bikini top, steps out onto the deck as she wears a pair of sunglasses and has her fiery red hair tied up in a ponytail. Lita closes the sliding door behind her and sighs "Great...now I can't get any sun with peace and quiet with you three losers out here..." Lita laughs as she jokingly teases her boyfriend Matt and his two close friends. Matt looks over his shoulder at Lita and smirks, "Yeah right... you have no problem tanning when it's just me and Jeff hanging back here..." Matt says. Shannon leans over to Shane and says, "Man Matt's lucky as hell to have a chick like that..." "Amen to that..." Shane replies. Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks at Matt "That's cause I like Jeff..." Lita teases and glances at Shannon and Shane as she refers to them. "Hey what's that supposed to mean?" Shane asks as he heard Lita clearly. "Yeah... what's not to like about us?" Shannon adds. "I'm just teasing!" Lita says with a laugh as she looks at Shane and Shannon. "Chill out..." Lita says before she playfully sticks her tongue out at Shannon and Shane, and then turns to face Matt Hardy. "I'm gonna go tan over there..." Lita says as points toward the far end of the deck. "All the way over there? Why not just lay out right here..." Matt asks as he leans back on the deck chair. Lita places her hands onto her tanned, nicely curved and juicy hips as she raises an eyebrow over the rim of her sunglasses. "Are you gonna move so I can have the chair?" Lita asks with a laugh and an angelic smile. "Sure I'll move... but what's in it for me?" Matt asks with a grin. Lita licks her lips slightly "You can cover my back..." Lita says as she tosses Matt a bottle of sun tanning lotion. Matt catches the bottle of sun tanning lotion and stands up, "Oh that's really fair..." Matt replies jokingly. Lita smirks "Of course it's fair Matt..." Lita says before she kneels onto the sunlounger that Matt was previously in, laying face down on the chair, so that her tanned, gorgeously smooth back is facing up. As she lays on her stomach, Lita turns her head to look at Shane and Shannon and for the first time sees how baggy their pants on. Matt opens the bottle of sun tanning lotion and squirts some on Lita's lower back. He sets the bottle down and then starts to spread the oil over Lita's skin. Lita rubs her lips together and looks at Shannon and Shane through her shaded sunglasses as Matt massages the cold lotion onto her back. "Matt...you should be a good friend and let your buddies help out..." Lita laughs. "Oh really?" Matt asks as he rubs the lotion over Lita's back. "Yeah you should..." Shannon says as he gets up and walks over to the sunlounger that Lita is on and Shane follows a moment later. Lita rests her head onto her folded arms and smirks a bit as she happens to glance up at Matt Hardy. "Yeah...where are your manners?" Lita laughs. Matt smirks, "You just want their hands on you..." Matt says jokingly as he steps away as Shane comes around to his side of the sunlounger. Shannon and Shane both lean down and start to move their hands over Lita's back to spread the sun tanning lotion over it. "Yeah, so?" Lita laughs and licks her sultry lips as Shannon Moore and Shane Helms massage the tanning lotion against her back. "Can you blame her... she sees us shirtless... and we're hot..." Shane smirks as he rubs Lita's lower back as Shannon works on her upper back. Matt laughs, "Don't flatter yourself... the only reason why she wants you two is because of what I told her a while back..." Matt says. Lita laughs and raises an eyebrow "Matt....just what on earth are you talking about..." Lita says in a slightly sarcastic manner. Matt smirks at Lita, "Oh you know... when I told you that Shane and Shannon were as big as me and Jeff..." "Ohhhhh that explains it..." Shannon laughs as he rubs Lita's shoulders. Lita laughs and lifts her head up before she starts to sit up and turn around on the sunlounger to face Shannon, Shane and Matt, while causing Shannon and Shane's hands to slide to her stomach and waist. "Actually...Matt said you guys were way bigger than him!" Lita says with a laugh. "That I did not say..." Matt laughs. Shannon smirks, "Well I know I'm bigger than you..." Shannon says with a laugh as he rubs the right side of Lita's stomach. "Ehhh last I checked me and Matt were about the same size... but I'm thicker..." Shane adds as he rubs the left side of Lita's stomach. "Well...Matt sure knows that I love them big..." Lita says with a lick of her sultry and pouty lips before glancing up at Matt with a raised eyebrow. "Isn't that right, babe?" "Oh yeah... she's a total size queen..." Matt laughs. "Nothing wrong with that..." Shane smirks as he and Shannon both place a hand on Lita's bikini top covered tits. Lita bites down on her bottom lip as she mischievously remains looking up at Matt Hardy "So...what do you think Matt?" Lita asks with a slight groan as Shannon and Shane both grope her large, juicy tits through the material of her bikini top. "I think that you probably want to get fucked right now.... that's what I think," Matt smirks. "You know I think that too..." Shannon grins as he and Shane lightly feel up Lita's large tits through the material of her bikini top. Lita smirks and nods her head "Matt knows I always want to fuck, isn't that right babe?" "Yeah I do..." Matt grins, "Hey guys get over here so that she can see what we're all packing..." Matt says. "Sounds good to me..." Shane says as he and Shannon take their hands off of Lita and move over to Matt who is against the deck's railing. All three men proceed to undo their baggy pants and lower them from their waists revealing their large cocks. Matt's cock is a solid twelve inches, Shane's dick is about the same length but is noticeably thicker than Matt's shaft, and Shannon's cock is about a good inch longer than both Matt and Shane's, but is not as thick as their dicks. Lita licks her lips as scoots to the end of the sunlounger, hungrily looking at the three rock hard, long shafts of Matt, Shannon and Shane. Lita stands up from the sunlounger and proceeds to make her way over to the deck's railing where the three men are standing. Lita laughs as she eagerly drops down onto her knees in front of Shannon Moore who stands in the middle. Lita reaches over with her left hand to wrap around Matt's cock and uses her right hand to take Shane's cock. Lita then leans her head forward and slyly flicks her tongue against the head of Shannon's cock while stroking Shane and Matt's shafts. "Mmmm..." Shannon licks his lips as he grips the base of his cock to hold it steady for Lita as she flicks her tongue against it. Lita smoothly pumps her hands on Matt and Shane's cocks before pulling them closer to Shannon's so that she flick her tongue against all three at the same time. Lita glances over the rim of her sunglasses to seductively look up at Shannon Moore, Shane Helms and Matt Hardy as she drags her soft, wet, sultry tongue all the way from the head of Matt's cock, moving to Shannon, and then finally Shane Helms before working her wet tongue back across. "Ohhhh yeah...." Shane moans as Lita pats her tongue against the swollen head of his dick. He and Matt both lean down the grope Lita's juicy tits as the fiery redheaded Diva tries to bunch their and Shannon's cocks together so that she can wrap her both of her hands around all three at the same time. "Got enough dick babe?" Matt asks as his cock is pressing right against Shannon's. "Mmmmm...ohhhh yeah...." Lita moans lustfully as she rubs her hands against Matt and Shane's shafts, as Shannon's cock is sandwiched between the cocks of Matt and Shane. With Lita's hand movements, their cocks rub and stroke against Shannon's cock. Lita flicks her wet tongue against Shannon's piss-slit, before turning her head to Matt's cock and seductively circles her wet tongue around the head of her boyfriend's cock. "Yeah right... she looks like the type that can't get enough dick..." Shannon grins as he watches Lita slide her tongue around the head of Matt's cock. Lita parts her sultry and luscious lips to take the head of Matt Hardy's cock into her mouth and starts to soothingly bob her head while she works her hands against the shafts of Shannon Moore and Shane Helms. "Ohhhh yeah baby..." Matt moans as Lita bobs her head on his large thick cock . Shane smirks as he reaches behind Lita to untie the strings of Lita's bikini top which Shannon quickly peels away from her large juicy tits as she jerks them off. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Lita moans around Matt's shaft as she presses her lips slightly tighter and steadily bobs her head, causing Matt's cock to lightly smack against Shannon's cock that is next to his own cock. "Ohhh yeah baby... don't just suck my dick..." Matt groans as Lita takes his large dick deeper into her cock hungry mouth. Lita twists her head perfectly on Matt Hardy's cock before she lifts her head and slyly smirks up at her boyfriend. "Mmmm...babe...remember that time with Jeff?" Lita asks with a smirk and before Matt has a time to answer, she continues on. "Do you think I can take both Shannon and Shane in my mouth at once?" "Oh I don't know... Shane and Shannon are bigger than Jeff..." Matt grins. "Oh I'm sure she can..." Shane smirks as Lita turns on her knees to face him and Shannon. Lita raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks as she seductively looks up at Shannon Moore and Shane Helms. "Mmmm...do your best boys..." Lita says with a laugh before the hot and sultry Diva opens her talented, warm and wet mouth as wide as she can. "I'll go first..." Shannon says as he guides his long cock into Lita's mouth and presses it against the left side of her mouth. "This is gonna be a tight fit...' Shane says as he starts to cram his fat dick into Lita's mouth along side Shannon's cock. "MMMMMMMMM!" Lita moans loudly around both large cocks of Shane Helms and Shannon Moore as her sultry mouth is forced to stretch even more to accommodate both cocks. "Ohhhh shit..." Shane moans as he and Shannon start to slowly thrust their cocks in and out of Lita's widely stretched mouth. Matt moves around behind Lita and kneels on the deck so that he can tug her baggy jeans from her waist. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Lita groans and moans as her lips tightly press around their thick shafts as her mouth remains stretched and both cocks pumping deeper into her wet and warm, soothing mouth. "Ahhhhh... mmm shit she's a cocky hungry slut..." Shannon moans as he pushes his long cock all the way into Lita's mouth when Shane pulls his dick out slightly. Matt, meanwhile, is jerking on Lita's jeans to get them off of her legs "Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Lita moans as she rocks forward on her knees, starting to bob her fiery red haired head rapidly on Shane and Shannon's cocks as the deeply fill her mouth. "Ohhhh shit... mmm fuck..." Shane groans whenever he gets the shove his fat dick deep into Lita's double stuffed mouth. Matt grins as he smacks Lita's juicy tanned ass, which causes her to swallow more of Shane and Shannon's dicks. "MMMMMMM!" Lita moans as she feels the heads of both cocks jointly pressing against the back of her mouth as her wet saliva slobbers over both. "Ohhhhh FUCK!" Shannon moans as Lita swallows nearly half of his and Shane's dicks at the same time. Matt smirks as he guides his cock into Lita's wet tight and warm pussy. "Mmmmmmm!" Lita groans as she lustfully pulls her head off of Shane and Shannon's cocks that are dripping with her saliva once Matt Hardy thrusts his cock into her tight and wet pussy. "Mmmmm... ahhh yeah..." Matt grunts as he wraps Lita's waist as he pumps his foot long cock in and out of Lita's pussy as Shannon and Shane both step away from Lita so that they can watch Matt fuck her from behind. Lita grits her teeth as she places her hands down on the deck as she bucks her hips smoothly to rock back against Matt Hardy's thrusting cock. "Ohhhh yeah baby! Ohhhh..." "Mmmm yeah you like that big dick baby..." Matt grunts as he slams his cock smoothly into Lita's tight cunt while Shannon and Shane watch while they start to stroke their saliva coated cocks. "Ohhhhh yeah...mmmm I fucking love it Matt!" Lita groans and tosses her fiery red hair back as she eagerly rocks back against Matt's cock, smacking her sultry ass against his toned waist. "Ahhhh ahh... mmm..." Matt moans as he grabs Lita's hips to firmly pull her back against him while he hammers her cunt with his thrusting cock. "Man she is a slut..." Shannon grins. "Nothing wrong with that..." Shane replies. Lita grits her teeth as she sharply rocks forward on her knees with Matt Hardy's shaft deeply slamming into her wet and warm pussy. "Mmmmm ahhh... hey guys... how about you two getting over here and fuck her..." Matt Hardy grunts before he pulls his cock out of Lita's snatch. "Sounds good to me..." Shannon says as he steps over to lay in front of Lita with his huge cock pointing upward. Lita hungrily licks her lips as she stares at Shannon Moore's large cock. Lita eagerly crawls to Shannon and mounts her sultry body onto his shaft, lowering her tight pussy down on his thick shaft. "Mmmmmm fuck..." Shannon moans as Lita sinks down onto his large cock. Shannon places his hands on Lita's waist. Meanwhile Shane moves behind and as Lita leans forward so that her tits hang over Shannon's face, Shane guides his fat dick into Lita's stuffed pussy from behind. "Ohhhhhh! Mmmmmm! Fuck!" Lita screams and grits her teeth as she starts to rock forward on Shannon's cock, while Shane's cock pumps into her tight and warm pussy, also filled with Shannon's cock. "Ohhhh damn.... mmmm..." Shane moans as he holds onto Lita's hips as he and Shannon thrust their large cocks into Lita's wet cunt as she rocks between the two of them. Matt Hard licks his lips as he steps in front of Lita to watch her rock forward and then push back as Shannon and Shane fuck her. Lita licks her sultry and pouty lips as she leans her head back slightly, rocking back on Shannon's cock in order to push back on Shane's cock as well. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah!" Lita moans as she slides her hands against Shannon's tanned and toned chest. "They big enough for you babe?" Matt asks with a smirk as he watches two of his closest friends pump their huge cocks deeply into Lita's hot wet snatch. "Ohhhhh yeah...mmmm they're so good Matt..." Lita groans as her sultry and gorgeous body sharply bounces on Shannon Moore's cock before rock sharply back on Shane's cock. "Mmmmm shit... ohhh damn..." Shane Helms moans as he and Shannon continue to ram their cocks into Lita's cunt. Matt moves in close to Lita so that she can lift her head up to take his cock into her mouth. "Mmmmmm!" Lita lustfully groans around Matt Hardy's shaft as it enters her hot mouth. Lita wraps her sultry lips around his shaft and begins to eagerly bob her head while she grinds between Shannon and Shane. "Ahhh yeah baby..." Matt moans as he puts his hands on Lita's head as she sucks and slurps on his cock. "Ahhhh ohhh shit...' Shannon moans ash e bucks his hips upward to push his cock sharply into Lita's cunt when Shane pulls out. Shane licks his lips and he spreads Lita's ass cheeks apart so that he can shove his fat dick into her asshole. "MMMMMMM!" Lita loudly moans around Matt Hardy's cock inside of her sultry mouth as Shane Helms firmly thrusts his cock into her tight asshole. "Mmmmm fuck.... ahhhh... ahhh..." Shane licks his lips as he drives his cock firmly into Lita's asshole. Shannon lifts his head up to flick his tongue against Lita's large juicy tits that are hanging above his head as she bounces on his dick. "Ohhhhh! Mmmmmm!" Lita moans as she twists and turns her head lustfully on Matt's cock, grinding her sultry lips against his shaft, rapidly bobbing her head along it. "Ahhhhh fuck baby... you're suck a cock hungry slut..." Matt grins as Lita bobs her head eagerly on his cock. Lita lifts her head up off Matt's dick as Shannon and Shane keep driving their dicks into her pussy and ass. Lita licks her lips and sits up straight on Shannon Moore's cock as he deeply thrusts up into her tight, wet pussy while Shane Helms drives his cock into her hot ass. "Ohhh shit... mmmm fuck..." Shannon Moore grits his teeth as Lita lifts and drops herself on his cock at the same pace Shane Helms is using to fuck her juicy ass. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhh fuck!" Lita moans loudly as sweat drips off of her sultry and tanned, hot body. "Ohhhh... ahhh... mmm..." Shane Helms tosses his black hair back before he pulls his cock out of Lita's ass. Matt Hardy licks his lips as he proceeds to lift Lita off of Shannon's cock and she eagerly wraps her legs around Matt's waist when he lifts her high enough to impale her pussy with his cock. "Ohhhhhh! Mmmmmm!" Lita moans as she tightly wraps her legs around Matt Hardy's waist and starts to rapidly bounce up and down on his shaft as he thrusts upward. "Mmmmm.... ahhh yeah baby..." Matt grins as Lita grabs the back of his head to pull his face forward so that she can lustfully kiss him as he fucks her. Shannon gets up from the ground to stand behind Lita. Shannon guides his large cock into Lita's asshole, catching the lustful redhead by surprise in the process. "MMMMMMM!" Lita moans into Matt's mouth as she lustfully kisses him and sharply rocks forward on his cock, while he stands, as Shannon Moore works his cock deeply into her ass. "Ahhhh... mmm... ahh..." Shannon Moore licks his lips as he thrusts his cock deeply into Lita's asshole as she bounces between him and Matt. "Mmmmm! Mmmm!" Matt moans into Lita's mouth as their tongues wrestle with each other as he drives his cock into Lita's snatch. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmm!" Lita moans as she slaps her tongue against Matt's tongue as she rapidly bounces on his cock while Shannon drives his shaft into her pussy, sweat dripping off of her body. "Shit this is hot..." Shane grins as he leans against the deck's railing as he strokes his cock while he watches Lita make out with Matt as she bounces between him and Shannon. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Lita moans into Matt's mouth as she lustfully and sloppily kisses him as she rocks between him and Shannon. "Mmmmmm... mmmm!" Matt moans into Lita's mouth as their tongues invade each other's mouths. "Mmmm shit... ahh..." Shannon groans as he feels his cock starting to throb and he pulls out of Lita's asshole. Lita flicks her tongue against Matt's lips before she breaks the kiss and rocks back sharply on his shaft, able to move more freely with Shannon Moore no longer in her ass. "Ahhh yeah baby.... Shane and Shannon are jerking their big dicks..." Matt grunts as he looks over Lita's shoulder right shoulder to see that Shane and Shannon are stroking their cocks as they watch Lita bounce on Matt's large dick. "Mmmmm...baby....I want them to cum on me while I fuck you..." Lita groans as she rapidly bounces on her boyfriend's cock, feeling him drive his shaft deeply into her pussy. "Ahhhh... ohhhh right baby.... turn around...." Matt grunts his reply as he steps back to the sunlounger to sit and then lay down on it. Shannon and Shane move closer to them as Lita lifts herself to the top of Matt's cock so that she can turn around to face the two well-hung studs. Lita smirks and lifts the sunglasses from her face, tossing them to the side before she sits back down on Matt Hardy's cock, taking him deeply into her tight and warm pussy. Lita grits her teeth as she leans back slightly to place her hands onto his chest to bounce on his shaft. "Mmmmmm shit... ahhh..." Matt Hardy moans as he places his hands on Lita's lower back as she rocks back and forth on his cock. Shannon and Shane lick their lips as they stroke their big meaty cocks as they watch Lita rock on Matt Hardy's huge dick. "Mmmmm....do you like watching me Shane and Shannon?" Lita moans as she lustfully eagerly bounces up and down on Matt's shaft. "Oh yeah..." Shannon nods his head as he pumps his right hand on his large cock. "You're real fucking hot..." Shane adds as he strokes his cock as he and Shannon watch Lita bounce and ride on Matt Hardy's dick. "Mmmmm...of course...." Lita groans and licks her lips as she bounce rapidly on Matt Hardy's cock, her sweat covered body sharply rocks back. "Ahhhh shit... mmmm fuck..." Shane Helms moans as he starts to cum and his warm spunk shoot onto Lita's tanned, sweat coated body. "Mmmmmm ohhh god...." Shannon moans loudly as he also starts to cum and his spunk also splatters onto Lita's body. "Mmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...mmmm baby! They're cumming..." Lita groans as she feels the warm cum from both Shane Helms and Shannon Moore splattering against her incredibly hot, sweat covered body as she continues to rock back and forth. "Ahhh mmmmm... ahhh fucking awesome..." Matt grunts as he thrusts his cock up into Lita's pussy. Shannon and Shane lick their lips as they shoot two big loads of cum all over her body. Lita licks her lips as she grinds her pussy down sharply on Matt's cock as he continues to pump up into her pussy, causing her to drop firmly back on his cock. "Damn she looks good with jizz on her..." Shane laughs. "Mmmm ahhhh... awww..." Matt groans as his pistoning cock begins to pulsate inside of Lita's wet snatch as she drops herself repeatedly on it. "Mmmmmm yeah baby! Ohhhhhh....mmmmmm!" Lita moans as she rocks back and forth, grinding her wet pussy on Matt's cock, causing the cum of Shannon and Shane to drip against her sweat covered body. "Ahhhh shit... mmmm fuck... ahhhh aww...." Matt grits his teeth as Lita rocks swiftly on his throbbing cock. Lita throws her fiery red hair back and grits her teeth as she grabs at Matt Hardy's chest with her hands that are placed behind her as she starts to cum on his shaft, her pussy tighten against his cock. "Ahhhh shit.... FUCK!" Matt groans as he thrusts his cock firmly up into Lita's pussy as she cums on his shaft. Lita keeps bouncing on Matt's cock as she cums and just as Matt's about to cum, his cock slips out of Lita's cunt. Lita brings her right hand from behind her to grab Matt's shaft. "Mmmmm...come on baby....give that cum...." Lita moans as she sits back on his stomach and leans her head down as she has Matt's shaft between her gorgeously smooth and sultry tanned legs, rapidly stroking her hand against his cock. Lita lowers her head and opens her mouth. "Mmmm shit ahhhhh awww..." Matt grits his teeth as his cock starts to erupt with thick bursts of cum shooting up out the piss slit. "MMMMMM!" Lita moans as she aims Matt's cock perfectly lined with her mouth as his warm cum shoots up and into her sultry, hot mouth. "Ahhh.... mmm..." Matt moans as Lita keeps pumping his thick cock with her right hand. Some of Matt's cum drips down the sides of his cock and collects on the sides of Lita's right thumb and index fingers. Lita slaps her tongue against the head of Matt's cock after swallowing his cum and starts to clean the head of his shaft. "Man... Amy... you're fucking incredible..." Shane says with a grin as Lita laps up cum from the sides of Matt's cock and her hand. Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks up at Shane and Shannon while she slides her tongue around Matt's pulsating cock, collecting the remaining drops of cum. Shannon licks his lips, "I bet she's gonna want some more..." Shannon says as he watches Lita lift her head up from Matt's cock. Lita laughs and smiles angelically at Shannon Moore "So...what should we do next, guys?" "Go inside for round two..." Matt suggests from underneath Lita. "I like that idea..." Shannon grins. "Me too..." Shane Helms adds Lita nods her head "Yeah...I like that too...but I think we better call Jeff..." -END-