READ THIS FIRST!!! We, Kristi and Dice, want you to know that this is fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But regardless this is, this is FICTION! Also, Kristi and I don't.... DON'T! DO NOT!!! write the following types of fiction stories: TNA Fiction, 1980s and early 90s WWF Fiction, 1980s to mid 1990s WCW Fiction, 1993 to 2000 ECW Fiction and also, we DON'T write out- right Lesbian stories! So please don't ask us to do these stories, it ain't gonna happen. All such requests will be ignored and deleted unread, plus we'll add you to our spam filters and never, EVER, even see another e-mail you may send us. Now... Kristi and Dice present: Luck Is For Losers by Kristi (kristi9587@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Following his historic win at WrestleMania 24, the new Money in the Bank winner CM Punk is returning to the locker room area, holding the black briefcase. Punk, dressed in black and white wrestling trunks, "Whew.. Damn. Money in the Bank. this is awesome." The Straightedge ECW Superstar says as he approaches the locker room area and turns to head to where his locker room is located. "All your win was, was just luck!" ECW's nasty Diva, the straight-haired beauty, Layla says with a lustful glare directed towards the Straightedge Superstar. Layla presses her lips together and places her hands on her hips, while dressed in a short black skirt and a revealing black top "You know, if my good buddy Miz was in Money in the Bank...he would have won! So consider yourself lucky, babe!" CM Punk raises an eyebrow as he stops walking and looks at Layla, "Luck is for losers... and... well last I checked, Miz lost his chance to even get into the Money in the Bank match..." Layla seductively grits her teeth together and glances away from CM Punk "Hey! He was cheated out of the chance!" Layla snaps back at CM Punk. Layla then smirks "And you know damn well if my good buddy Miz was in the match you would have lost!" CM Punk smirks, "Look... everything I do and how great my success is because of how good I am... luck has nothing to do with it. I'm all about skill." Layla slightly licks her lips "Well...Luck has everything to do with me, babe. That's how my buddy Miz continues to rock my world!" Punk raises an eyebrow, "Right... and luck is for losers... and going by what you said... you're a loser... a hot loser but still..." Layla shakes her head "No way! I'm not a loser, baby!" Layla seductively glares at CM Punk "In fact babe, I can show you how I use luck to get what I want." "Well... luck doesn't put money in the bank..." Punk says as he holds up his briefcase and smacks it. "But if you want to show me you're not a loser... I'm free." Layla raises an eyebrow and shrugs her shoulders "Funny...cause luck has everything to do with me possibly putting that dick of yours in my mouth..." The nasty and sexy ECW Diva says with a sly smirk. "Well... me letting you put my dick in your mouth probably has more to do with you having a hot body...." Punk says. Layla presses her sassy lips together "Great...sounds like a truly nasty idea..." "Yeah... so... want to test your skill..." CM Punk says as he turns to enter his locker room. Layla nods her head as she starts to follow the Straightedge Superstar "Oh yeah! You bet I do babe..." Layla says. The Straightedge Superstar leaves his locker room door open as he puts his Money in the Bank briefcase down on the table. Punk turns to look at Layla as she enters his locker room, at which time, Punk lowers his wrestling trunks freeing his long, thick fourteen inch cock. Layla shrugs her shoulders as she glances down at the long and thick cock of CM Punk "Mmm...not too bad baby..." Layla says as she tosses her smoothly straightened hair back before she places her hands onto his slightly sweaty, toned and tattoo covered stomach as she moves down onto her knees in front of him "Now we'll see who has all the luck." "Yeah... sure..." CM Punk licks his lips and tosses his sweat-dampened hair back as he looks down at Layla as she wraps both of her hands around his huge cock. "Too bad for you, that my buddy Miz knows just how nasty I can get..." Layla says as she smoothly guides her sassy hands up and down the hardening cock of CM Punk, before she lowers her head and gently slaps her wet tongue against the head of his cock. Punk licks his lips, "Mmmm.... I'm sure I got the skill to handle whatever you got..." Punk says as Layla smacks her tongue around the large head of his fourteen inch dick. Layla lifts her sassy and glaring eyes to lock them with CM Punk as she gently slaps her wet tongue around the head of CM Punk's shaft, while she smoothly guides her hands against his hard cock. CM Punk places his hands on his hips as Layla moves her tongue around his cock, coating the tip with her warm saliva as she strokes his stiff shaft. "Mmmm....you love it baby..." Layla says as she slyly traces her wet tongue around the head of CM Punk's cock. Layla opens her warm and wet, nasty mouth and lowers her head to take his fourteen inch cock greedily into her mouth. Layla wraps her sassy lips around his shaft and begins to immediately bob her head on CM Punk's cock, skillfully sucking his shaft. "Mmmm I've had some good blow jobs before..." CM Punk smirks as he watches Layla as she bobs her head on the top half of his huge, fat cock. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Layla moans as her sassy lips brush against CM Punk's shaft as she incredibly lifts and lowers her head on his cock. Layla closes her eyes as she gently rocks her head on his cock while slapping her wet saliva against his shaft "Mmmm... mmmm..." Layla moans as her lips lightly grind against his shaft. "Ahhhh yeah... mmmm..." Punk moans as he licks his lips as he watches Layla bob her head at a smooth, steady pace as she sucks his long, hard and thick shaft. "Mmmmmm!" Layla moans as she lowers her head further down on CM Punk's cock as she takes twelve inches of his shaft into her hot and nasty mouth. The head of CM Punk's cock presses against the back of her mouth, while her wet saliva showers down on his shaft. "Ohhhh yeah.... mmmm fuck..." Punk moans as the hot and nasty ECW Diva lowers her head even further so that she swallows all fourteen inches of his meaty dick. Layla taps her soft, wet tongue against the bottom side of CM Punk's cock before she lifts her head up and licks her lips. "Mmm...how's that for luck, baby?" "Again.. luck is for losers... what you did is just pure skill..." CM Punk smirks as he takes a step back as Layla gets up from the floor. Layla presses her lips together and raises an eyebrow as she completely stands up from the floor and pushes her short black skirt down from her smooth waist and down her sexy legs to reveal her hot and shaved pussy. CM Punk licks his lips, "Nice pussy... how about those tits?" Punk asks as he steps towards the couch and sits down. Layla smiles as she locks her glaring and seductive eyes on CM Punk as he sits down on the couch "Mmmm...babe now those are lucky..." Layla says before she lifts her revealing black top from her naturally beautiful body and expose her large and juicy, firm tits. Layla smacks her lips together as she slyly walks over to couch to stand in front of Punk. Punk smirks, "Hmmm I would say those are hot..." The Straightedge Superstar says as Layla approaches the couch. Layla smirks as she places her hands down on CM Punk's shoulders and tosses her straightened black hair back as she smoothly lowers herself down on his fourteen inch cock "Mmmm...ohhh yeah baby!" Layla moans as she slides her hands down to his sweat covered, toned chest and begins to gently bounce and rock on his thick shaft. "Mmmm yeah... ahhhh!" Punk moans as he places his left hand on Layla's left tit while placing his other on Layla's hot perfectly shaped ass as she bounces and rocks on his huge dick. Layla grits her teeth together as she impressively rocks back and forth on CM Punk's fourteen inch cock, moving at a quicker pace. "Mmmm...ohhh...ohhh yeah baby! Ohhh fuck!" Layla moans as she grinds her wet pussy against his shaft while bouncing briskly on his cock. "Ahhhh shit... ahhh yeah!" CM Punk moans as he starts to thrust his cock upward into Layla's hot tight pussy as she grinds her wet pussy on his thick cock. Punk leans his head forward and flicks his tongue against Layla's left tit to tease her hardening nipple. "Mmmm...ohhh yeah...fuck Punk!" Layla moans as she tilts her head back, rocking quicker on his shaft. Layla closes her eyes as her beautiful and nasty, hot body slams down hard on his fourteen inch cock. "Ahhhh fuck... mmmm! See this ain't' luck..." CM Punk moans as he grabs Layla's hips with both hands and turns on the couch so that he's on top of Layla. Punk wastes little time in pumping his cock in and out of Layla's pussy as she wraps her legs around his waist. Layla looks up at CM Punk and locks her nasty, seductive eyes with the Straightedge Superstar as she places her hands onto his strong arms and begins to smoothly grind her pussy against his firm thrusts. "Ahhhh... uhhh yeah...." Punk licks his lips as he looks into Layla's seductive eyes as he slams his fourteen inch cock balls deep into her hot wet pussy. Layla narrows her eyes as she quickly moves underneath CM Punk's body as she impressively matches the speed of his thrusts to grind her wet and warm pussy against his shaft. "Ohhhh! Ohhhh fuck! Fuck baby!" "Awww... mmmm fuck!" Punk moans as Layla grinds her cunt against his pistoning shaft as he fucks the hot ECW Diva on top of the couch. Punk's large ballsack smacks against Layla's skin with each of his deep thrusts. "Mmmm! Yeah! Give it baby! Give it!" Layla moans as she wraps her legs tighter around CM Punk's toned waist as she lightly digs her fingernails into CM Punk's tattooed covered arms while he deeply slams his cock into her pussy. "Ahhhh! Uhhh yeah!" CM Punk grunts as he drills Layla's hot tight pussy relentlessly. The Straightedge Money in the Bank winner turns a bit on the couch so that he can get his feet on the floor in order to stand up. With Layla's legs wrapped around his waist, Punk stands up with Layla's pussy firmly impaled on his cock. Layla bites down on her bottom lip as she starts to quickly bounce on CM Punk's cock as he stands with his cock deeply impale inside of her wet cunt "Ahhhh ohhh baby! Ohhhh yeah!" Layla moans as she swiftly lowers and lifts herself on his cock. "Mmmmm fuck yeah mmm fuck!" CM Punk grunts as he moves his hips to slam his cock into Layla's pussy as she bounces up and down on his fourteen inch cock. "Mmmmm...ohhh yeah baby! This is so much luck!" Layla moans as her hot pussy lowers on his cock, while he thrusts up into her wet pussy which causes her to bounce quickly. "This ain't... luck... it's skill!" Punk grunts his reply as he drills Layla's hot wet cunt as she raises and lowers herself non-stop on his cock. "Mmmmm...ohhhh! Ohhhh well it's luck in my book!" Layla moans before she begins to cum "Ohhh fuck baby!" "Ohhhh ahh... mmmm if anything... this is... money in the bank!" Punk grunts as he starts to cum inside of Layla's hot wet pussy as she cums on his huge cock. Layla presses her sassy lips together as she smoothly lowers herself down on his throbbing cock as she feels his cum flooding her pussy "Ohhhh baby..." CM Punk sits back down on the couch with Layla still on his cock as he finishes cumming inside of her cunt, "See... luck is for losers..." Punk smirks. Layla raises an eyebrow "No...luck brought you Money in the Bank, face it babe." "I don't think so..." Punk replies before licking his lips, "Unless you need another demonstration of how luck has nothing to do with it..." Layla smirks "Well...I don't know if you could handle me again" "If luck mattered to a guy like me... I doubt it... because luck is for losers..." Punk says, "And I'm no loser... I'm simply... money in the bank..." -END-