READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Also, this story continues male-male sexual content, don't say we didn't warn ya. Now... Kristi and Dice present: Lust Triangle by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Backstage at the 1st Mariner Arena in Baltimore, Maryland, following the November 20, 2006 broadcast of Monday Night RAW, WWE Diva Maria is going from room to room, looking for her boyfriend, ECW Extremist CM Punk. "He said he'd meet me after the show." Maria says with a pout as she reaches the last locker room. She opens the door to look inside and she instantly brings her hands up to her mouth as she sees SmackDown's Matt Hardy sitting on a couch with CM Punk kneeling between his legs bobbing his head up and down on Matt's long, thick cock. "Mmmmm fuck yeah Punk." Matt moans as CM Punk circles his tongue around the head of his cock while he uses his right hand to caress Matt's large swollen balls. "Mmmmm mmmmmmm." Punk moans as he lifts and lowers his head on Matt's cock, lapping his tongue against Matt's shaft as he rubs the palm of his right hand against Matt's ballsack. "Yeah that's right you fucking slut. mmm suck big cock yeah. ahhh." Matt groans as Punk takes more of his cock into his mouth as Maria watches from the doorway. Maria bites down on her bottom lip and looks at CM Punk, her boyfriend, bobbing his head as he sucks on Matt Hardy's cock. Maria cutely scrunches her nose up and takes a step further into the locker room before she clears her throat. Matt Hardy looks up and grins, "Ohhhh mmmm hey..." Matt moans as CM Punk continues to bob his head on Matt's large thick cock. Maria folds her arms against her chest and locks her eyes on the back of CM Punk's bobbing head. "Ummm...do you mind explaining to me what is going on!?" Maria slightly snaps. "Mmmmm shit..." CM Punk moans on Matt's cock when he hears Maria's voice and he starts to lift his head. "Punk's giving me head... that's what's going on..." Matt grins Maria firmly presses her lips together and narrows her eyes slightly as she keeps her arms folded against her chest as her boyfriend, CM Punk, turns around to face the cold look on the face of her adorable and stunning girlfriend. "Um hey baby..." CM Punk says as he wipes some saliva from his mouth. Maria raises an eyebrow and keeps her adorable, beautiful eyes locked coldly on CM Punk. "Is there something you need to tell me?" "Ummmmm.... I'm bi..." CM Punk says with a shrug and a light nervous laugh. Matt Hardy wraps his right hand around his cock and start to stroke it, "Maria don't tell me you didn't know...." Matt says. Maria turns her head to look at Matt Hardy with an expression on her face that clearly shows that she in fact had no idea. "Does this look like a face that knew?!" Maria snaps and shakes her head. "You are so disgusting..." Maria says as she turns to look back at her boyfriend, CM Punk. "Hey that was a bit uncalled for..." CM Punk says. "Yeah Maria, how is Punk disgusting... you suck dick right?" Matt asks. Maria smiles a bit, but then turns her face serious as she looks back at Matt Hardy. "That is none of your business..." "Yeah she does Matt... she's really good at it too..." Punk says. "Really? Think she's better than you?" Matt asks with a grin as he looks at both Punk and Maria. Maria's beautiful and adorably seductive eyes widen with surprise before she looks back at CM Punk before looking at Matt Hardy. "I'm leaving...if you want to fuck guys, Phil...go ahead..." Maria says before she turns toward the locker room door. "Hey come on Maria... I didn't leave when I found you fucked girls..." CM Punk says as he gets up form the floor. Maria turns back to face CM Punk immediately and grits her teeth as she widens her eyes clearly in anger. "I told you..." Maria pauses and lowers her head slightly, speaking in a more quiet tone. "I told you never to say anything about that!" Maria says before she places her left hand onto CM Punk's arm and firmly pinches him. "Ow!" Punk jumps a bit after Maria pinches him and Matt laughs a bit. "Hey Maria why don't you join in..." Matt suggests. "Join in?" Maria asks with a laugh. "And do what? Watch you two fuck around?" "Join in so we all can get fucked..." Matt grins. "Yeah babe..." Punk nods his head, "Matt could fuck you I can fuck him... and vice versa..." Maria presses her lips together and slightly sways her hips as she starts to process her option. "I don't know...." * * * A short time later, CM Punk is sitting on the couch with Maria dragging her famous long tongue up the length of his cock as Matt kneels behind her, lapping his tongue up and down her smooth ass crack. "Mmmmmmmmmm..." Maria seductively moans as she locks her beautiful eyes lustfully with CM Punk as she move her soft and wet tongue down his longer shaft, reaching his ballsack before she drags her tongue back up his shaft. Maria's adorable, tanned ass sways back and forth as she is on her knees, with Matt working his tongue skillfully against her gorgeous, tanned ass crack. "Mmmmm ohhh yeah baby..." CM Punk moans as Maria drags her tongue upward on his big hard cock. Matt holds Maria's ass cheeks apart as he starts to more sloppily lap his tongue against her ass crack, dripping saliva all over her ass. Maria seductively slides her wet, soft and long tongue around the head of CM Punk's cock as she places her left hand onto the base of his cock. Maria opens her lips and proceeds to lower her head in order to take him into her mouth. "Ohhhh fuck yeah Maria..." CM Punk moans as his gorgeous girlfriend begins to bob her head up and down on his large shaft. "Mmmmmmm..." Matt moans as he starts to push his tongue into Maria's tight asshole while she pushes back against his face. "Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Maria moans as she smoothly bobs her head up and down on CM Punk's cock, sliding her wet and soft tongue against his long, thick shaft as she perfectly takes him deep into her mouth. Maria rocks back gently on her knees, pushing back smoothly against Matt's tongue as he thrusts and works his tongue inside of her adorably tight asshole. "Mmm ohhh..." Matt moans as he starts to dart his tongue in and out of Maria's asshole. CM Punk places one hand on Maria's head as she lifts and lowers her head steadily on his tool. "Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Maria lustfully and sweetly moans around CM Punk's cock as she continues to perfectly lift and lower her head on his shaft, letting her saliva drip on his cock. "Mmmmmm...mmmm..." Maria moans as she continues to rock back on her knees against Matt's tongue that thrusts in and out of her adorable ass. "Ohhhh fuck baby... suck that cock... ohhh yeah..." Punk moans as he feels Maria's moans vibrate on his dick as she blows him. As Matt Hardy works his tongue in and out of Maria's ass, he reaches between her legs and starts to rub her snatch with his right hand. "Mmmmmm...mmmmm...mmmmm..." Maria moans as she starts to swiftly bob her head at a quicker pace on CM Punk's cock as her saliva incredibly drips down his shaft, rubbing perfectly against his shaft with her pouty lips. Matt Hardy lifts his head up from Maria's ass and grins as he rubs her pussy, "Mmmm so fucking hot..." Matt says as Maria grinds herself on his right hand while she sucks and slurps on CM Punk's cock. Maria drags her soft and wet, famously long tongue against CM Punk's long shaft before she smoothly lifts her head off of his cock and smiles sweetly up at him. "Mmmmm..." "Baby why don't you lay back and spread those gorgeous legs for Matt..." CM Punk says with a smile. Maria presses her luscious and pouty lips together as she scouts back on her knees. "Oh I can definitely do that babe..." Maria says with a laugh before she turns on her knees to face Matt Hardy, before she seductively lays back on the locker room floor. "I would hope so..." Matt Hardy grins as he moves to kneel between Maria's legs once she spreads them .The dark haired stud licks his lips as he guides his meaty cock into Maria's hot tight snatch while CM Punk gets up off of the couch. "Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh yeah.." Maria moans and arches her back slightly as she feels his cock begin to swiftly thrust in and out of her pussy, causing her to slide on the floor. "Ahhhh... awww..." Matt groans as he pumps his cock in and out of Maria's tight pussy. CM Punk moves to kneel behind Matt and when Matt leans forward to be more on top of Maria, Punk spreads Matt's ass and guides his saliva coated dick into Matt's tight asshole. "Ohhhh fuck!" Matt groans as he feels Matt's meaty pole entering his ass while he fucks Maria. "Ohhhhhhhhh shit....ohhhhhhh....." Maria moans as she feels Matt Hardy's cock suddenly plunge deeply into her wet and tight pussy as CM Punk's pushes his cock deep into Matt's cock, the pressure causing Matt's body to force completely on top of Maria. "Ahhhh mmmmm see baby... not so bad..." CM Punk says to Maria as he pumps his cock in and out of Matt Hardy's tight asshole. "Ohhhh awww fuck.." Matt moans as he pushes back against Punk's dick while he continues to fuck Maria's tight twat. "Mmmmmm...Phil....this is so fucking hot!" Maria groans as she begins to hook her legs around Matt Hardy's waist, which in turn cause her gorgeous legs to more rest against CM Punk's chest as he thrusts into Matt's ass, while Matt thrusts into Maria's pussy. "Mmmm fuck... ahhhh yeah fuck that ass Punk..." Matt grunts as he moves quicker between Punk and Maria as he gets fucked by one while he fucks the other. Punk licks his lips as he rocks on his knees while he hammers Matt's tight asshole as Matt fucks his girlfriend. "Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...." Maria moans and presses her lips together as she closes her eyes while Matt Hardy swiftly works his cock in and out of her pussy. Maria moves her hands and places her hands onto her perky, tanned and swaying tits that move with Matt's thrusts, as she begins to playfully feel up her own juicy chest. "Mmmm fuck... ahhh yeah awww..." Punk groans as he drives his cock balls deep into Matt's asshole, which causes Matt to fuck Maria even harder. "Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh shit...ohhhhhhhh" Maria moans and arches her gorgeous body slightly as she begins to grind her pussy back against Matt's cock, causing Matt's toned ass to push back CM Punk's waist and cock. CM Punk licks his lips as he pulls his cock out of Matt Hardy's ass, "Wanna take my dick baby?" Punk asks as Matt pulls out of Maria's cunt. Maria presses her pouty and luscious lips together before she eagerly nods her head. "Mmmmm...you're silly to ask that..." CM Punk licks his lips, "Turn over..." CM Punk says as Matt Hardy stands up and moves to the right letting Punk to get closer to Maria. Maria bites down on her bottom lip cutely as she turns onto her stomach and places her hands onto the floor in order to push herself up onto her hands and knees with her adorable ass facing her boyfriend. "Mmmm so fucking hot baby..." CM Punk grins as he guides his cock into Maria's tight wet pussy. "Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmmm...I love that dick..." Maria moans and leans her head back as she smoothly rocks back on her knees, pushing back against his cock. "Mmmmm I know you do baby..." Punk moans as he smoothly thrusts his cock into Maria's pussy. Matt Hardy kneels behind Punk and wraps his arms around the Straightedge stud as he pushes his cock into his ass. "Ohhhhh fuck Matt..." Punk moans as Matt hugs him from behind while pushing his dick deep into him. "Mmmmmmm....hey...easy back there..." Maria moans with a laugh as she sharply rocks forward on her knees after CM Punk's cock is suddenly forced deep and firmly into her pussy when Matt thrusts into Punk's ass from behind. "Mmmm I heard you liked it deep Maria..." Matt says as he slides his hands over Punk's chest as he pumps his cock smoothly in and out of Punk's ass while Punk places his hands on Maria's hips to pull her back on his cock. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh I do...." Maria moans and licks her lips as she swiftly rocks back and forth on CM Punk's cock as he deeply and quickly pumps his large cock into her from behind. "Ohhh fuck.. mmm..." Punk moans as he looks back at Matt while he fucks him as Punk fucks Maria. Matt leans his head forward and flicks his tongue against Punk's lips and Punk responds by parting his lips so that he can flick his tongue against Matt's tongue while quickening his thrusts as he drives his cock into Maria's cunt. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh..." Maria moans as she grinds her sweet and tight pussy back against CM Punk's cock as he continues to swiftly pump into her, causing her to rock quicker on her knees. "Mmmmm.. mmmm..." Matt moans as he pumps his cock in and out of Punk's asshole while he flicks his tongue against Punk's tongue until Punk turns his head to look forward. "Ahhhh shit... mmmm fuck baby..." Punk moans as he pulls Maria's upper body up so that she's sitting on her knees like himself and Matt. Punk wraps his arms around Maria's body and cups her tits with both hands as he, Maria and Punk rocks on their knees against each other. "Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm Phil....ohhhhhh..." Maria moans and grits her teeth as she feels his cock sharply slam into her wet pussy as he increasingly thrusts into her, while pushing back against Matt's cock in his ass "Ohhh yeah baby... mmm..." CM Punk groans as he drives his cock sharply into Maria's cunt and his pace increases when Matt pulls out of his ass. Matt stands up and moves in front of Maria,, "Here Maria... taste Punk's hot ass..." Matt says as he slides the head of his cock against Maria's lips. Maria places her hands down firmly onto the locker room floor and slides her tongue out of her mouth, sliding her wet tongue against the head of Matt's cock before she opens mouth and takes Matt's cock inside as she begins to immediately suck on his cock, while Punk swiftly fucks her. "Ohhhh fuck... mmm..." Matt moans as he grabs two handfuls of Maria's hair as she starts to bob her head rapidly on his cock that moments ago was deep inside of her boyfriend's ass. "Ohhh yeah baby that's it.... mmmmm..." Punk groans as he pulls Maria back firmly against his pistoning cock. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Maria moans as she closes her eyes and begins to smoothly and swiftly bob her head back and forth on Matt Hardy's cock, allowing him to pump back into her mouth, while Punk firmly thrusts his cock into her. "Ahhhh... awww... mmmm..." CM Punk groans as he rocks on his knees as he drives his cock deeply into Maria's tight snatch. Matt tilts his head back as he pushes his cock balls deep into Maria's mouth. Maria groans seductively around Matt Hardy's cock as her pussy tightens around CM Punk's cock as she begins to cum. "Awww... ahhhh fuck..." Punk moans as his cock starts to throb as Maria's cums on his cock. Matt licks his lips as Matt swallows his entire cock as it starts to pulsate. Maria wraps her pouty and luscious lips tightly around Matt Hardy's cock and turns her head smoothly on his cock before she suddenly takes him deeper into her stunning mouth as she completely pushes back against CM Punk's cock to press her adorable ass back against his waist. "Awww.... ahhhh fuck!" Matt moans as his cock starts to erupt inside of Maria's mouth. CM Punk pulls his throbbing dick out of Maria's pussy and stands up behind her as he starts to stroke his dick. Maria slowly pulls her head back from Matt's cock, allowing his shaft which is dripping with his own cum and her saliva as she lifts her lips and swallows his cum hungrily. "Ahhhh awww hey baby..." Punk moans as he stands behind Maria as he strokes his cock. Maria turns on her knees and licks her lips as she sweetly looks up at CM Punk as he smoothly strokes his hand back and forth against his shaft. "Awww... ahhhh fuck... mmm..." CM Punk groans loudly as he starts to cum, spraying his warm loud onto Maria's gorgeous face. Maria presses her lips together and closes her eyes as CM Punk's warm cum splatters and drips against her beautiful face. "Ahhh... mmmm..." Punk moans as he continues to unload his cum on Maria's face. Matt Hardy kneels next to Maria and starts to lap his tongue against her right cheek to collect Punk's spunk. Maria cutely laughs and licks her lips as she feels Matt's tongue sliding against her cum coated cheek. "Mmmmmm this was really hot..." "Mmmm... still mad at me babe?" Punk asks as he kneels in front of Maria after he's finished cumming. Maria raises an eyebrow and innocently looks up at CM Punk. "What if I was still mad?" Punk shrugs, "Guess we'll just have to fuck you until you aren't mad anymore..." Punk grins before he leans forward to kiss Maria. "Sounds to me like a great reason to stay mad..." Matt grins as he tilts his head slightly to join in on kissing Maria and both he and Punk slide their tongues against Maria's lips at the same time. -END-