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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies 
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United 
States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler 
Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). 

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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Magically Delicious
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

During the March 1, 2010 broadcast of Monday Night RAW at the Ford Center in 
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, comedy legends Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong, the 
evening's Guest Hosts, are in their office with several members of the RAW 
Roster. As a tripped out Chong is tossing some 'Hornswoggle Branded Lucky 
Charms' into his mouth, an equally tripped out Cheech is rocking and doing a 
vocal rendition of the theme of Monday Night RAW. Cheech then suddenly stops 
and points to his right, "Ahhh right take it away Chavito!" Cheech says to 
Chavo Guerrero, who is wearing black slacks, a poncho, a temporary mustache 
and a large sombrero.

Chavo sighs, "I know you guys are guests hosts and everything... but I just 
don't feel comfortable wearing all this stuff..." Chavo says before adding, 
"It's... it's ridiculous! I mean... look at this mustache!" Chavo says as he 
points at the mustache he's wearing over his real mustache.

Chong raises an eyebrow and Cheech makes a face before saying, "FORGET YOU!" 
Cheech says before he motions to his left, "Gonna go over here to my Mexican 
amigos PRIMO AND CARLITO!" Cheech says before digging out some 'Lucky Charms' 
from a cereal box. Carlito and Primo both have the same temporary mustaches 
like the one Chavo is wearing, and red knit-caps but Carlito is wearing a 
baggy flannel shirt and jeans while Primo is wearing a button shirt and 
slacks.

"Whoa...we're Puerto Rican!" Primo says before looking at his older brother 
and then back at Cheech, "And we can't stand each other!"

Carlito closes his eyes and rubs his forehead, "This... this is not cool..." 
Carlito says while shaking his head.

Cheech again makes a face, "FORGET YOU TOO!" Cheech says before looking back 
to his right at Katie Lea Burchill who is sitting next to Chavo. "Mama 
Cita... how about you?" Cheech asks.

Katie Lea, wearing a black and purple top that shows off her cleavage, 
matching fingerless gloves that reach up to her elbows and tight fitting 
black pants in addition to the same fake mustache everyone else is wearing, 
glares at Cheech and snaps, "I'm bloody British!"

Chong laughs a bit as Cheech gives Katie Lea a thumbs-up and replies, 
"Cheerio!" 

Yoshi Tatsu, who is standing at the other side of the office, wearing his own 
fake mustache and he says, "Kono kimyo na... watashi wa koko kara de te 
iru..." before he shaking his head and walking out of Cheech and Chong's 
office. 

"Grouch-ee-to-re-oh!" Cheech says as Chong chuckles as he tosses some 'Lucky 
Charms' into his own mouth. Cheech takes a handful of 'Lucky Charms' and 
before he eats them says, "Hey you guys wanna know how Lost ends?" Cheech 
asks and the Colons, Chavo and Katie Lea all get an interested look on their 
face, "We just finished filming the final episode... and this..." Cheech is 
cut off when there is a knock on the door. "COME IN!" 

Everyone looks towards the door as it opens and a caged chicken enters the 
room who then 'speaks' with a strangely familiar Italian accent "Excuse me 
genetlemans... but the Divas pillow fight match is coming up soon..." 

Cheech and Chong both look at each other and at the same time say, "Far out 
man..." before laughing. Cheech and Chong stand up from the couches they are 
sitting on. 

"Hey... don't eat all the 'Charms' man..." Chong says to the Colons, Chavo 
and Katie Lea before he and Cheech slowly walk out of their office. Once they 
are gone, Katie Lea rips the fake mustache off of her face and throws it 
across the room.

"That has to be an act... they can't serious be that stoned off of Lucky 
Charms..." Chavo says as he picks up one of the boxes of cereal that has 
Hornswoggle's picture on it.

"I don't know... I just don't know..." Carlito says as he picks up a box and 
looks into it as Katie Lea and Primo do the same.

"Hornswoggle's picture is on the box... who knows where these came from...." 
Primo says.

Katie Lea, rolls her eyes and sighs, "Oh this is just bloody ridiculous..." 
Katie Lea says as she narrows her wicked eyes and shakes her dark haired 
head. "It's just some child cereal....nothing special about it..." Katie Lea 
says as she reaches over toward the cereal box. "Typical Americans to always 
believe everything...." Katie Lea replies in her snobby English accent as she 
takes a handful of the Lucky Charms cereal and pops the cereal into her 
mouth.

"Are you sure that's a good idea?" Chavo asks as he looks at Katie Lea as she 
chews the cereal and then swallows it.

Katie Lea glances at Chavo Guerrero and smirks "And why wouldn't it be, my 
love?" Katie Lea asks after licking her lips. "Mmmmm...those are quite 
delicious..." Katie Lea says in her seductive accented voice before she 
suddenly pauses and her eyes widen to a dazed and spaced out appearance.

Carlito raises an eyebrow, "Hey you alright?" Carlito asks. 

Primo looks into the box of cereal he's holding and takes a handful of the 
Lucky Charms and pops it into his mouth. After swallowing the cereal, Primo's 
eyes go wide and he stumbles slightly, "Dude...." Primo says.

Katie Lea Burchill slyly glances at Primo and lustfully licks her lips. 
"They're bloody delicious, aren't they my love?" Katie Lea says in a highly 
relaxed state of mind before looks at Chavo Guerrero and Carlito. "Well don't 
be shy.....have some! It's quiet enjoyable..."

Chavo makes a face before he slowly takes a handful of cereal and eats it, 
and Carlito does the same. Both of their eyes ago wide and they get into the 
same spaced out state of mind that Primo and Katie Lea are in. "Man... these 
are fucking great..." 

Chavo says. "Real cool...." Carlito nods his head.

Katie Lea grits her teeth as she looks at Chavo Guerrero as he holds onto the 
box of cereal. "I want some more love...if you would be so kind to hand over 
the box..." Katie Lea says as she craves for the more the sugary, magical 
Lucky Charms cereal.

"Sure..." Chavo nods his head and he takes another handful of cereal before 
he hands the box to Katie Lea. 

"Dude... she's looking real hot..." Primo says to his older brother. 

"Real hot..." Carlito replies as he has some more of the Hornswoggle branded 
Lucky Charms.

Katie Lea Burchill leans her head back as she takes another handful of the 
magical Lucky Charms cereal into her mouth and swallows it, before she looks 
around the room, noticing Chavo, Carlito and Primo are all staring at her. 
"Well what the bloody hell are you staring at?"

"You..." Chavo replies as he licks his lips as Primo and Carlito nod their 
heads as they keep looking at the ravishingly gorgeous British Diva.

Katie Lea slyly smirks and looks at Carlito, Primo and Chavo with her dazed, 
but seductively wicked eyes as she tosses the box of Lucky Charms cereal 
aside and takes step toward the three RAW Superstars. "Well...where I come 
from, when you look at me like that, it means you want to fuck the bloody 
hell out of me, and boys, there's nothing I love more than a good fucking..."

"Same here baby..." Primo says as he eagerly licks his lips as he starts to 
step towards Katie Lea. as he starts to unbutton his shirt.

Katie Lea smirks slyly at Primo "My aren't we mighty eager...." Katie Lea 
says as she lifts her tight fitting purple top to expose her large and juicy, 
wickedly rounded tits.

"Oh yeah..." Primo removes his shirt, revealing his toned upper body before 
he starts to undo slacks. Meanwhile, Carlito and Chavo start to undress as 
well as Katie Lea keeps her attention on Primo. Katie Lea licks her sultry 
lips as she slides down onto her knees in from of Primo as he unbuttons his 
slacks and lowers them down from his waist, while Katie Lea eagerly awaits 
his cock. Primo pushes down his slacks freeing his hardening cock and steps 
out of them while at the same time kicking off his shoes. The dark haired 
vixen eagerly grabs Primo's stiff shaft with her right hand and begins to 
stroke it. Katie Lea narrows her dazed and seductively wicked eyes up at 
Primo as she swiftly moves her right hand up and down along his shaft, while 
she spits some saliva onto his cock and massages the saliva against his shaft 
while stroking him.

"Ahhhh yea..." Primo moans as Katie Lea pumps her right hand up and down on 
his cock as she spreads her saliva over it. 

"Man this is gonna be cool..." Carlito says as he finishes taking off his 
clothes and Chavo nods his head in agreement. Katie Lea parts her sultry and 
wicked lips before she lowers her dark haired head on Primo's cock, wrapping 
her lips smoothly around his nicely thick shaft and begins to steadily bob 
her head, smoothly sucking on his shaft as she twirls her sinister tongue 
against his shaft, treacherously teasing him.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Primo moans as Katie Lea sucks on his cock while sliding her 
tongue around it. Chavo licks his lips as he walks over behind Katie Lea and 
kneels on the ground so that he can slide down her tight fitting black pants 
from her hips.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...." Katie Lea lustfully moans around Primo's cock as she 
smoothly and swiftly moves her head to suck on his cock. Katie Lea raises her 
left hand and motions for Carlito to come closer, while Chavo Guerrero 
removes her tight fitting blacks and exposes her wickedly rounded, perfectly 
curved, and sinisterly juicy ass.

"Hey you got two hands..." Carlito says as he steps over to Katie Lea which 
allows her to wrap her left hand around his cock. Chavo spreads Katie's ass 
cheeks apart and starts to grind his hard Mexican cock against her ass crack.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm....mmmmmmm" Katie Lea groans around Primo's cock as she lifts 
and lowers her head at a sinfully smooth pace, tracing her wet tongue around 
his rock hard shaft. Katie Lea lifts her wickedly, dazed eyes as she glances 
up at Carlito, while she moves her left hand up and down his hardening cock.

"Mmmmm fuck yea..." Primo moans as Katie Lea sucks and slurps on his stiff 
cock. Carlito places his hands on his waist as Katie Lea pumps her left hand 
on his cock while Chavo grinds himself against her ass. Katie Lea lifts her 
head off of Primo's saliva coated cock and places her right hand back firmly 
around his cock and begins to stroke his shaft once again before she turns 
her head to Carlito's cock and eagerly guides his long shaft into her wet 
mouth.

"Mmmm now that's cool..." Carlito moans as the British Vixen starts to bob 
her head eagerly on his long hard cock. Chavo slides his cock down Katie's 
ass crack and pushes it into her tight wet snatch.

"MMMMMMMMMMMM!" Katie Lea roughly groans around Carlito's cock as she feels 
Chavo's cock entering her tight and wet, sinful pussy from behind. Katie Lea 
removes her left hand from Carlito's cock and places it onto his waist as she 
starts to smoothly move her head, sucking on his cock and stroking Primo's 
cock with her right hand as she rocks back on her knees against Chavo's cock 
inside of her pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Chavo Guerrero moans as he grabs hold of Katie Lea's hips as 
he thrusts his cock in and out of her pussy.

"Mmmm..." Primo licks his lips as Katie Lea strokes his cock with her right 
hand while she sucks and slurps on Carlito's dick.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Katie Lea moans as she lifts and lowers her head on 
Carlito's cock, brushing her lips back and forth on his shaft as she 
seductively devours his cock with her talented and wicked mouth. Katie Lea 
sultry ass smacks sharply against Chavo's waist as she forces herself back 
against his cock inside of her pussy as he firmly thrusts forward.

"Yeah... awww yeah... suck it..." Carlito moans as Katie Lea takes his cock 
deep into her mouth while Chavo continues to fuck her from behind with swift 
and deep thrusts. Katie Lea turns her head wickedly on Carlito's cock, 
grinding her pouty lips on his shaft as she smoothly lowers her head 
completely down on his cock. Katie Lea slyly lowers her right hand and rubs 
her hand against Primo's ballsack as she rocks back o her knees against 
Chavo Guerrero's continually thrusting shaft.

"Ahhh ahhhh... ahhh..." Chavo grunts as he rams his cock into Katie Lea's 
pussy. Carlito tilts his head back as Katie Lea deep throats his cock. 

"Ahhh shit..." Primo moans as Katie Lea rubs his large ball sack with her 
right hand.

Katie Lea lifts her head off of Carlito's cock and licks her lips, as his 
shaft drips with saliva "Ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhh bloody fuck!" Katie Lea moans 
as she rocks back and forth on her knees with Chavo Guerrero thrusting his 
cock into her pussy, while her hands sinisterly slide against Primo and 
Carlito's hard cocks.

"Awwww shit... mmm fuck..." Chavo groans as he slams his cock into Katie 
Lea's pussy a few more times before he pulls out of her.

Katie Lea removes her hands from Carlito and Primo's cocks and slyly licks 
her lips, glancing back at Chavo Guerrero "Mmmm...that was bloody good, my 
love..."

Carlito lays down on the floor, "Get on top..." Carlito says to Katie Lea 
just when she turns her head to look at him and Primo again.

Katie Lea presses her sinful lips together and raises an eyebrow "Aren't we a 
bit bossy..." Katie Lea responds with a wicked laugh as she moves over to 
Carlito and easily mounts herself onto his rock hard cock, taking him deeply 
into her wet pussy.

"Ahhh that's cause I'm cool..." Carlito groans as Katie Lea begins to rock on 
his cock as he starts to thrust it upward into her pussy. Primo moves behind 
Katie Lea after Chavo stands up and the younger brother of Carlito pushes his 
saliva covered dick into her tight asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmm....Ohhhhh bloody hell! Ohhhhhhh yesssss!" Katie Lea Burchill 
loudly moans and grits her teeth as she begins to rock on Carlito's cock as 
she rides his shaft inside of her pussy, in order to push back against 
Primo's cock inside of her sinisterly hot ass.

"Ohhhh man... mmm..." Primo groans as he pumps his cock in and out of Katie 
Lea's asshole as she pushes back against him while she rides Carlito. Chavo 
moves in front of Katie Lea and just as she lifts her head up and opens her 
mouth, he pushes his cock past her lips.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Katie Lea wickedly groans around Chavo's cock as she begins to 
immediately rock her head back and forth on his shaft, smoothly sucking him, 
while she grinds her sinfully hot body between Primo and Carlito as the two 
Colon brothers pump their cocks into her pussy and ass.

"Mmmm..." Chavo moans as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of Katie 
Lea's mouth as she bobs her head on his dick. Carlito and Primo speed up the 
pace of their thrusts as they drive their big hard cocks into Katie's pussy 
and asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Katie Lea hungrily moans around Chavo's cock as 
she raises her left hand and places her hand around Chavo's shaft, while 
placing her right hand down on Carlito's cock as she bounces sharply on his 
cock. Katie Lea rapidly moves her head back and forth along Chavo's Hispanic 
cock while she grinds back and down on Primo and Carlito's steadily thrusting 
cocks.

"Ahhhh ohhh fuck...." Carlito moans as he swiftly thrusts his cock up into 
Katie Lea's cunt. 

"Ahhh ohhh damn... mmmm..." Primo grunts as he pounds Katie's ass with deep 
thrusts as her ass cheeks smack repeatedly against his waist.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmm!" Katie Lea moans as she swiftly moves her 
head on Chavo's cock, slapping her wicked tongue around his shaft while she 
rocks back on Carlito's cock, firmly pushing back against Primo's cock in her 
ass, as sweat starts to coat her deviously hot body.

"Ohhh fuck... mmm..." Chavo Guerrero moans as Katie Lea slurps on his 
Hispanic cock as he pumps it in and out of her mouth while the two Colon 
brothers fuck her.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Katie Lea moans as she tiwst her left hand against 
Chavo's shaft, lightly grazing her fingernails as she swiftly moves her head, 
sucking him with ease. Katie Lea narrows her sugary induced dazed, but 
seductive eyes as she continues to grind her sinfully hot body between Primo 
and Carlito, rapidly working against their thrusting cocks.

"Ahhh awww..." Primo grunts as he pulls his cock out of Katie Lea's tight 
asshole before she lifts her head up off of Chavo's cock. 

"Oh yeah..." Chavo grins as he pulls Katie off of Chavo and lifts her up in 
order to lower her onto his cock. Carlito soon gets up from the floor and 
stands behind the British Vixen in order to push his cock into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm....ohhhhhhh this is such naughty fun..." Katie Lea groans as 
she begins to bounce on Chavo Guerrero's cock inside of her pussy, while 
Carlito starts to hammer his cock into her tight asshole from behind, as he 
and Chavo sandwich fuck her as they both stand.

"Ohhhh man... mmm..." Carlito moans as he thrusts his cock in and out of 
Katie's asshole as she rocks and bounces between him and Chavo. Chavo helps 
Katie Lea wrap her legs around his waist as he swiftly thrusts his dick into 
her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah...mmmm fuck that naughty ass....mmmm fuck that 
naughty pussy!" Katie Lea moans as she places her hands onto Chavo's arms and 
lightly rakes her fingernails as she bounces and rocks on his cock, while 
Carlito easily pumps his long shaft swiftly into her sinisterly juicy ass.

"Ahhhh awww fuck!" Chavo moans as he drives his cock deep into Katie's cunt 
as he and Carlito continue to double-team her. Carlito has his hands 
underneath Katie's legs as he pounds her wicked ass.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yessss! Ohhhhhh bloody hell!" Katie Lea moans and leans 
her head back as she sharply grinds down on both of their cocks while Chavo 
and Carlito pump deeply into her pussy and ass.

"Oh man this is hot..." Primo smirks as he strokes his cock while he watches 
Katie Lea bounce between Carlito and Chavo as they continue to fuck her 
relentlessly.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Katie Lea moans and digs her fingernails Chavo 
Guerrero's arms as her pussy tightens around his cock and she begins to cum.

"Ahhh... awww fuck...." Chavo groans as he begins to cum inside of Katie 
Lea's pussy. 

"Mmmm ahhh... ahhh!" Carlito grunts as his cock starts to erupt inside of 
Katie Lea's asshole. Katie Lea lustfully glances over at Primo and sees him 
stroking his cock, while she remains bouncing on Carlito and Chavo's cocks, 
gradually their thrusts slowing down after cumming her ass and pussy.

"Mmmm..." Primo moans as he strokes his cock and watches Chavo and Carlito 
pull out of Katie Lea and lower her to the floor.

Katie Lea licks her lips as she sits on her knees and hungrily looks at 
Primo's cock. "You bloody better well have something for me..."

"Ohhh yeah..." Primo nods his head as Katie Lea scoots closer to him while he 
strokes his throbbing cock.

Katie Lea wraps her pouty and sultry lips around Primo's throbbing cock and 
begins to wickedly bob her head, smoothly sucking on his pulsating shaft. 
"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm!" Katie Lea moans.

"Ahhhh... awwww..." Primo groans as he starts to shoot his warm, thick cum 
into Katie Lea's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Katie Lea moans as she turns her head, twisting her lips 
against his shaft as his warm and thick cum flows into her wickedly hot 
mouth. Katie Lea gently bobs her head back and forth, deeply sucking on his 
cock as his cum sprays to the back of her mouth.

"Ahhh... awwww... awww ahhh..." Primo moans loudly as Katie Lea sucks on his 
cock until he's shot every drop of his jizz into her mouth.

Katie Lea Burchill slowly lifts her head from Primo's cock and seductively 
licks her lips as she glances up at him, before glancing over at Chavo 
Guerrero and Carlito as well. "Mmmmmmm...I'd have to say that was rather 
magically delicious..."

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