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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Maxine Gets A Lil' Horny
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Backstage at Bridgeport, Connecticut's Harbor Yard Arena following the taping 
of the November 2, 2010 episode of NXT, Hornswoggle, WWE's resident the 
mischievous leprechaun, is in leaving the catering area after helping himself 
to the large wedding cake for Goldust and Aksana's wedding. Dressed in a 
green t-shirt and dark green pants, Hornswoggle uses his hands to wipe the 
cake icing off of his face as he roams around the backstage area. He passes 
by an open door for one of the unused locker rooms and hears someone inside. 
Hornswoggle peeks inside and sees the just eliminated Maxine, wearing a short 
black skirt, black top, and a black, shiny, short-length scarf. Remembering 
how mean Maxine was to him during most of her time on NXT and her making out 
with him earlier, Hornswoggle walks into room and looks up at her, "HA!" 
Hornswoggle laughs.

Maxine turns her head and narrows her eyes as she glances down at the short 
standing Hornswoggle. "Oh shut up you little bastard!" Maxine snaps as she 
turns back away from Hornswoggle and raises her hands to her head and fixes 
her gorgeous dark hair, pushing some strands out of her eyes.

Hornswoggle grins, "Ahhhh ahhh ahhhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he points up 
at Maxine in a way that Maxine interprets as Hornswoggle saying 'He told her 
so...'

Maxine grits her teeth and turns back around to face Hornswoggle. "Listen 
here you little piece of shit!" Maxine yells before she crouches down 
slightly to get to Hornswoggle's level. "If you don't level right now...I 
have no problem kicking your little ass!" Maxine says as she presses her lips 
together and raises her hands up before she lightly pushes him with her 
hands. "I am in no mood...."

Hornswoggle raises an eyebrow after Maxine pushed him and then realizes that 
Maxine is still crouched down, "Ahhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he reaches up 
to grab the sides of Maxine's head, pulls her down a bit and plants a kiss 
right on her lips.

"MMMMMMMM!" Maxine yells against Hornswoggle's lips as he kisses. The bully 
of NXT season 3, raises her hands up and tries to push Hornswoggle away from 
her, however, with his arms around her neck it is difficult for her to break 
away. 

"Mmmmm!" Hornswoggle laughs a bit as he breaks the kiss with Maxine. 
Hornswoggle turns and using all of his strength pulls Maxine all the way down 
to the ground and he quickly gets on top of her.

"What the hell are you doing!?" Maxine yells as she lays back on the locker 
room floor trying to get Hornswoggle off of being on top of her.

"Ahhh ahhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts in reply as he starts to tug and pull on 
Maxine's back top, ripping it to expose her juicy round tits.

Maxine opens her mouth in shock and narrows her eyes as she waves her hands 
in the air, trying to smack Hornswoggle's small, chubby hands away from 
groping her stunning tits. "Get away! Get away you little shit!"

"Ahhhh ahhhhh ahhh!" Hornswoggle replies as he manages to grab Maxine's tits 
and he lowers his head down to start lapping his tongue against them.

"What are you doing you little freak!" Maxine yells and then pauses, licking 
her lips as she feels his tongue slide against her left nipple. "Mmmmmm...." 
Maxine groans softly.

"Mmmmm..." Hornswoggle moans as he squeezes Maxine's right tit with his right 
hand while he slaps his tongue across Maxine's left nipple.

"Mmmmmmm....shit....mmmmmm..." Maxine moans and licks her lips as she places 
her left hand onto Hornswoggle's head and affectionately pats his head as he 
works his tongue against her left nipple, but he turns his head to the right. 
"Mmmmm...such a good boy..." Maxine groans as her attitude toward Hornswoggle 
has seemingly changed.

"Ahhhh haha..." Hornswoggle grunts as he starts to lap his tongue against 
Maxine's right tit while he rubs her left tit with his left hand.

"Ohhhhhh..mmmmm...ohhhh yeah...you like those big tits, don't you little 
shit?" Maxine asks with a smirk as she moves her left hand to the back of 
Hornswoggle's head.

"Mmmmmm!" Hornswoggle moans as he swirls his tongue around Maxine's right 
nipple while he starts to grind his lower body against her and Maxine can 
feel Hornswoggle's rather large crotch against her body.

"Ohh...you're a horny little bastard, aren't you?" Maxine asks with a smirk 
as she feels his hardened cock beneath his pants against her body.

"Ahhh ahhh!" Hornswoggle lifts his head up from Maxine's tits and sits up on 
top of her. Hornswoggle then starts to lower his green pants, freeing his 
very thick cock.

Maxine licks her lips and lifts her wickedly seductive eyes as she looks up 
at the eager Hornswoggle. "Do you want me to suck that dick, you little 
shit?" Maxine asks with a sly smirk. as she presses her sultry lips together. 
Hornswoggle grins as he gets his pants off his legs. He scoots forward on top 
of Maxine and pulls her head up so that he can push his cock against her lips 
Maxine slyly looks up at Hornswoggle as she slides her tongue out of her 
mouth and teasingly moves her tongue against the head of Hornswoggle's cock, 
working her tongue across the surface.

"Mmmm... Hornswoggle moans as he pushes his cock forward so that his shaft 
slides against Maxine's tongue and into her mouth. Maxine seductively glances 
up at Hornswoggle as she presses her lips around his shaft, lifting her head 
off of the floor and begins to bob her head forward on his shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmm!" Hornswoggle grunts and moans as Maxine bobs her head on his 
cock while he rocks on top of her to thrust his cock in and out her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm... mmmmm..." Maxine moans as she smoothly bobs her head back and 
forth on Hornswoggle's cock, slapping her tongue teasingly against his shaft.

"Ahhhh haha!" Hornswoggle laughs as the bully of NXT Season Three slaps her 
tongue against his cock as she continues to suck on it. Maxine begins to bob 
her head at a quicker pace as her lips brush back and forth against his 
shaft, taking him deeper into her stunning mouth. Hornswoggle leans forward 
and places his hands on the floor just above Maxine's head so that he can 
push his entire cock deep into Maxine's mouth, making it a lot easier for 
Maxine to take all of it past her lips.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Maxine moans around Hornswoggle's cock as she turns her head 
slightly on his cock, bobbing her head deeply on his cock.

"Ahhhh ahhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he thrusts his cock deep into Maxine's 
eager mouth. Maxine taps her wet tongue against the bottom side of 
Hornswoggle's cock as she increasingly moves her head back and forth on his 
shaft, pressing her lips tighter. Hornswoggle smirks mischievously as he now 
moves backward on Maxine and after a bit of time, his cock pops out of 
Maxine's mouth.

Maxine raises an eyebrow and licks her lips as she looks at Hornswoggle. "Did 
you like that, you little shit?"

Hornswoggle smirks at Maxine as he scoots downward on her body. When he 
reaches her legs, Hornswoggle grabs Maxine's black skirt and yanks it down 
her legs. Maxine sits up slightly from the floor, propping herself up with 
her elbows as she proceeds to spread her legs apart to show off her smoothly 
shaved, moist pussy to Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle kneels between Maxine's 
spread legs, grabs her hips and proceeds to firmly push his thick hard cock 
into her tight wet cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." Maxine groans and licks her lips as she lightly 
hooks her stunningly smooth legs around his small waist as he begins to pump 
his shaft into her wet snatch.

"Ahhhhh ahhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he pumps his cock in and out of 
Maxine's pussy as she rocks against him.

"You like that you little bastard?" Maxine asks with a smirk as she pushes 
back against his thrusting cock, feeling his shaft eagerly thrust in and out 
of her pussy.

"Ahhhhhh!" Hornswoggle groans as he thrusts his cock harder into Maxine's 
pussy, causing the just eliminated NXT Rookie to lift her ass a bit off the 
ground.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh yeah...you like that you little shit? Huh!?" Maxine moans as 
she pushes against his rapidly thrusting cock. Hornswoggle firmly hold onto 
Maxine's hips with his tiny chubby hands as he slams his cock harder into 
Maxine's twat.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah!" Maxine moans and licks her lips as she slyly 
looks at Hornswoggle while she firmly begins to push against his cock, 
causing him to rock back on his knees.

"Ahhhh ahhhhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he keeps thrusting forward into 
Maxine, however Maxine pushes even firmer against him, pushing Hornswoggle 
onto his back so that she can get on top of him. Maxine wickedly smirks and 
glares down at Hornswoggle as she leans forward and places her hands onto the 
floor. With Hornswoggle pinned down as Maxine is mount on top of his small 
body, she begins to roughly rock forward on his shaft.

"Ahhhhh ahhhh!" Hornswoggle groans as he grabs Maxine's hips as Maxine rocks 
roughly on his large thick cock.

"You like that you little shit!?" Maxine yells as she grinds her pussy down 
sharply on his cock, moving wickedly on his shaft. "Is that too much for 
you!?"

"Ahhhhh ahhh!" Hornswoggle grits his teeth as he thrusts his cock up into 
Maxine's cunt just as she starts to bounce roughly on his cock.

"Ohhhhhh is something wrong, little baby!?" Maxine wickedly taunts as she 
bounces firmly on Hornswoggle's cock with a laugh as she clearly enjoys being 
on top and dominating the individual she has had issues with on NXT. 
Hornswoggle doesn't reply as he pumps his cock up into Maxine's cunt as she 
bounces up and down on his dick.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhh fuck!" Maxine yells and moans as she sharply drops down on 
his cock, grinding her pussy down on Hornswoggle's cock. Hornswoggle reaches 
up and grabs Maxine's swaying tits with his small chubby hands as Maxine 
lustfully rides his upward thrusting cock.

"Mmmmm....do you want me to stop, you little shit?" Maxine asks with a smirk 
as she continues to sharply rock back and forth on Hornswoggle's cock as she 
roughly works over him with her pussy.

"Ahhhhh!" Hornswoggle shakes his head and he gropes Maxine's big tits with 
his tiny hands as Maxine's alternates between bouncing and rocking on his 
thick shaft. Maxine presses her lips together and narrows her eyes as she 
grinds her pussy down on his cock, purposely tightening her pussy around his 
shaft.

"Ahhh mmmmm!" Hornswoggle groans as his meaty cock starts to throb inside of 
Maxine's tight wet snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm you like that, you little shit?" Maxine asks and licks her 
lips as she sharply moves back and forth on his cock.

"Ahhhhh ahhhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he now begins to cum inside of 
Maxine's pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...mmmm you cum deep in me..." Maxine groans as she 
places her hands down on his small chest as she grinds her body, feeling his 
cum spraying into her pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Hornswoggle grunts as Maxine switches to lightly rocking on 
his cock as he fills her with his cum. Maxine lifts her right hand from his 
chest and slides her hand through slightly sweat dampened, smooth, dark hair 
as she licks her lips and eases herself off of Hornswoggle.

"Ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhh..." Hornswoggle grunts at Maxine as he rolls to his side 
to grab his pants to put them on.

Maxine turns her head and looks at Hornswoggle with a slightly affectionate 
smirk on her face as she watches Hornswoggle pull his small pants up to his 
waist. Maxine, remaining down on her knees and at Hornswoggle level, motions 
him to approach with her left index finger. "Come here...my little man..."

Hornswoggle looks at Maxine suspiciously before he gets to his feet and steps 
over to the former NXT Rookie.

Maxine smiles and places her left hand on top of Hornswoggle's head, sweetly 
and gently patting his head. "Did you have fun, my little man?"

"Ahhh..." Hornswoggle nods his head as he continues to look suspiciously at 
Maxine.

Maxine nods her head and smiles. "You did have fun?" Maxine asks as she locks 
her eyes with Hornswoggle and lovingly moves her left hand against the top of 
his hair covered head.

"Ahhh yeah..." Hornswoggle grunts as he nods his head again.

Maxine suddenly narrows her eyes and grabs hold of Hornswoggle's little beard 
with her right hand as she yanks his head down. "Listen to me you little 
shit!" Maxine says gritting her teeth. "If you tell anyone...and I mean 
anyone about this...I will hunt you down and beat the hell out of you!"

"Ahhhh!" Hornswoggle yells as Maxine yanks on his beard. In response, 
Hornswoggle firmly kicks Maxine, getting her to let go so that he can turn 
around and run.

"You little shit!" Maxine yells and grits her teeth as she stands up from the 
floor.

"Hahahaha!" Hornswoggle laughs as he runs out of the room. Maxine starts to 
chase him without giving any thoughts about not being completely dressed. 

As soon as she gets out into the hallway, Maxine almost runs into WWE Hall of 
Famer 'The American Dream' Dusty Rhodes, "Woo baby girl... ya'll might want 
to get some clothes on, if you will..." Dusty says.

Maxine eyes widen as she looks directly at Dusty Rhodes before glances down 
at her completely nude body as realization comes full force. "Oh my god!" 
Maxine yells as she covers herself with her hands. "You little shit! You'll 
for pay for this!" Maxine yells down the hallway in the direction Hornswoggle 
had run in.

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