READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: Motley Screw by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) On October 19, 1998 at Milwaukee, Wisconsin's Bradley Center following the taping of Motley Crue's performance of 'Bitter Pill' for the week's episode of Sunday Night Heat, drummer Tommy Lee, wearing just a pair of tight fitting leather shorts, is returning to the backstage area. "Mmmm fuck, one song and done.... Really weak man..." Tommy says as he makes his way towards his dressing room where WWF Diva Sable, wearing a low cut black "Sable Bomb' t- shirt and black wrestling shorts, is standing and holding an advance copy of Motley Crue's Greatest Hits CD that is being released in two days. Tommy Lee smirks a bit, "Hey baby... you need something?" Tommy Lee says Sable smiles and nods her head "Yeah I do...and I hope it won't be a bother..." Sable says as she locks her beautiful and seductive eyes with Tommy Lee. Tommy scratches the right side of his neck, "Sure... whatcha need babe..." Sable presses her luscious lips together and acting somewhat shy lowers her blond haired head. "Well...I was hoping you would sign my CD for me..." Sable asks as she looks back up at Tommy Lee with a smirk on her face as she hands the CD case over to the drummer of Motley Crue. "Mmmm sure... but I don't gotta pen in these shorts...." Tommy grins Sable sighs a bit. "I don't have a pen either..." Sable says and pauses for a moment before she shrugs her shoulders. "I don't suppose there'd be a pen in your dressing room..." "Maybe there is..." Tommy Lee replies as he checks out Sable while he adjusts his bulging crotch with his right hand. Sable raises an eyebrow and smirks. "Maybe you should go check..." Sable says as she casually glances down at the bulging crotch of his leather shorts. Tommy Lee slides his left hand against his nose as he notices Sable looking down at his crotch, "See something ya like babe?" Sable lifts her beautiful and seductive eyes to look directly up at Tommy Lee. "Maybe..." "You know because of that damn video tape this is the world's most famous cock..." Tommy smirks Sable nods her head and licks her lips. "Oh...I know...I've seen it...just like I'm seeing you checking me out..." Sable says with a smirk. "You haven't taken your eyes off of me yet..." That shirt says in small print 38DD specials.... wondering if those bombs under it are really that big..." Tommy smirks as he again adjusts his crotch. "So how about this babe... how about fuck the autograph... we go into my dressing room and I give you something you won't ever forget..." Sable smirks and nods her head. "I like the sound of that..." Sable says as she steps away from the dressing room's door. "Lead the way..." Tommy Lee smirks as he steps forward and pushing the door to his dressing room with Sable following him. Once inside, Tommy turns to face Sable as she's already in the process of lifting up her t-shirt. Sable arches her back slightly, pushing her large chest forward as she raises her t-shirt, exposing her large and juicy, incredibly tanned, rounded tits. Sable lifts the t-shirt over her blond haired head and casually drops the t-shirt down onto the floor near her feet. "Yeah those fuckers are big...." Tommy smirks as he checks out Sable's massive tits as he starts to push down his shorts from his waist to free his famous large and thick cock. Sable presses her luscious lips together and seductively glances down at his large cock. "Mmmmmm...Damn that fucker is big!" "Yeah that's what Pammy said..." Tommy smirks. "Who cares about Pam?" Sable seductively snaps. "You're with Sable now...and that's all that matters..." Sable says before she sinks down onto her knees in front of Tommy Lee. "So hurry the fuck up and get my dick in your mouth babe..." Tommy says as he steps out of his shorts. Sable raises an eyebrow and seductively smirks up at Tommy Lee as she wraps her left hand around his large cock and parts her lips as she takes the head of his cock into her stunning mouth. "Mmmmm fuck yeah..." Tommy groans as Sable starts to stroke the lower half of his cock while also starting to bob her head on the swollen head of his tool. "Mmmmmmmmm!" Sable soothingly moans around Tommy Lee's cock as she bobs her head lightly on the head of his cock, while moving her hand up and down the lower portion of his long shaft. "Awww yeah fucking suck that dick..." Tommy moans as Sable bobs her head on the top portion of his dick while she strokes the bottom half with left hand while she uses her right hand to push down her black wrestling shorts. "Mmmmmmm....mmmmm..." Sable moans as her pouty lips rub back and forth on the head of his long shaft as she works her tremendous skill on the upper portion. "Mmmmm shit..." Tommy Lee groans as he places a hand on Sable's head as he starts to push his cock forward into her mouth. Sable lowers her hand to the base of Tommy Lee's impressively thick and long cock as she works her head further down on his shaft, with Tommy pushing his cock deeper into her wet mouth. "Mmmmmmmmmm... mmmmmmm...." Sable moans as she starts to bob her head at a quicker pace. "Ahhhh fuck yeah swallow that big dick... mmmmm fuck..." Tommy groans as he pumps his cock in and out of Sable's mouth as she places her left hand on his waist while she starts to rub her hot wet pussy with her right hand. "Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Sable moans lustfully around his cock as she starts to deeply bob her head on his cock at a quick pace. "Ahhhh yeah... mmmmm fuck.... another night... another hot fucking blond sucking my big fucking dick..." Tommy groans as Sable lustfully and eagerly sucks and slurps on his massive dick. Sable lifts her seductive and beautiful eyes to look up at Tommy Lee as she bobs her head back and forth, letting the head of his cock smack lightly against the back of her mouth. Tommy pulls his saliva coated cock out of Sable's mouth and smacks it against her lips, "Like that fucking cock babe?" Sable licks her lips and nods her head as she looks up at Tommy Lee. "Mmmmm...yeah it's so fucking big!" "Why don't ya come and ride this big fucker..." Tommy licks his lips as he moves over to the couch and sits down before Sable starts to crawl towards him. Sable grits her teeth and seductively narrows her eyes as she crawls over to the couch, with her tanned, rounded ass swaying from side to side. Once reaching the couch, Sable places her hands onto Tommy's knees and lifts herself from the floor and onto his lap. "Hell yeah..." Tommy places his hands on Sable's hips and guides her down onto his large stiff cock. "Mmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh fuck...." Sable moans lustfully as she slides down on his long shaft. Sable closes her eyes and leans her blond haired head back as she places her hands onto his chest and begins to rock back and forth on his cock. "Awwwww fuck..." Tommy Lee groans as Sable rocks back and forth on his cock as he starts to thrust it upward into her pussy. "Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm..." Sable moans and grits her teeth as she starts to bounce on his cock, with her juicy, large tits freely moving. "Mmmmm... ahhhhh..." Tommy groans as he watches Sable's big juicy tits bounce and sway as she bounces up and down on his meaty upward thrusting shaft. "Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm fuck...ohhhhhhhh!" Sable moans and licks her lips as she bucks her hips and quickly rocks back and forth on Tommy's cock as he thrusts up into her snatch. "Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm fuck...ohhhhhhhh!" Sable moans and licks her lips as she bucks her hips and quickly rocks back and forth on Tommy's cock as he thrusts up into her snatch. Tommy Lee moves his hands up to Sable's huge tits and cups them with his hands as she bounces and rocks sharply on his shaft. "Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm fuck...ohhhhhh!" Sable moans as she sharply rocks back and forth on his cock, grinding down on his shaft. "Ahhhh fuck yeah..." Tommy Lee groans as he turns over so that Sable is underneath him on the couch as he stands up while he continues to slam his cock into her snatch. Tommy grabs Sable's legs and pushes them towards the backrest of the couch as he pumps his cock into her cunt. "Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm yeah...fuck me with that big dick!" Sable moans as she slides on the couch against Tommy's deep and firm thrusts. Tommy Lee licks his lips as he drives his cock sharply and deeply into Sable's cunt while he holds her legs in place in her upward and bent back position. "Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm fuck that pussy!" Sable moans as she pushes back against his shaft. "Ahhhh yeah you like that way that fucking feels babe?" Tommy grunts as his massive cock hammers Sable's cunt repeatedly. "Mmmmmmmmm ohhhhh yeah....you're so big...so fucking big!" Sable moans as she grinds against his shaft. Tommy Lee smirks down at Sable as he keeps pumping his long thick cock in and out of her pussy before he pulls out. After stepping to his right, Tommy kneels on the couch as Sable repositions herself to get on all fours. Tommy spreads Sable's ass cheeks apart and firmly pushes the head of his cock against the WWF Diva's extremely tight asshole. "Mmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Sable seductively groans as her body tenses, feeling his cock slowly slide into her tight asshole. "Ahhhh yeah... fuck they must have some tiny dicks in the WWF if your ass is this fucking tight..." Tommy grunts as he pulls his cock back slightly and rams it forward to shove it into Sable's ass. Sable licks her lips and glances over her shoulder and smirks back slyly as she rocks back on her knees and starts to push back on his cock. "Ahhhh... mmmmm..." Tommy grunts as he firmly pumps his cock in and out of Sable's asshole as she rocks back against him, resulting in his dick going deeper into her ass. "Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm that feels so fucking good!" Sable moans as she grips the cushion on the couch as she rocks back on her knees, starting to push back with more force. "Mmmmmm ahhhh... fuck yeah..." Tommy grunts as he drives his cock at a quickening pace into Sable's asshole as it stretches to accommodate his massive tool as he fucks her. "Ohhhhhhh yeah...mmmmmm fuck that ass!" Sable moans and throws her blond haired head back as she quickly rocks back and forth on her knees with Tommy Lee thrusting in and out of her gorgeous ass. Tommy grabs Sable's hips and starts to pull her back so that her ass smacks harder against his waist as he drills her ass with hard, fast and deep thrusts. "Ohhhhhh...mmmmmm yeah! Ohhhhhh yeah baby!" Sable moans as her gorgeously rounded, tanned ass smacks loudly against his waist as she feels his long shaft deeply pounding into her. "Mmmmm fuck ahhhh shit yeah!" Tommy groans as he shoves his cock balls deep into Sable's ass repeatedly. "Ohhhhhhhh! Yeah! Yeah!" Sable moans as she grinds back against his cock, feeling him deeply slamming into her. Tommy Lee grits his teeth as his cock begins to throb slightly as he keeps hammering Sable's ass as she gyrates her hips in order to work her ass back on his pistoning shaft at different angles. "Ohhhhhhhh yeah....mmmmm you like fucking Sable...mmmm don't you!?" Sable moans with and licks her lips as she pushes back against his rock hard cock. "Ohhhh fuck yeah babe... but I ain't done yet... gotta fuck those be 38- DoubleD's..." Tommy groans as he proceeds to pull his pulsating cock out of Sable's stretched out ass. Sable licks her lips and turns on the couch in order to lay down on her back with her large, juicy, tanned tits pointing up for Tommy Lee. Tommy straddles Sable's slick sweat coated body and lays his massive cock between her huge tits. As Sable uses her hands to push her tits against his shaft, Tommy starts to rock back and forth thrusting his tool between them. "Mmmmmmmm....yeah baby.....mmmm you're dick is so fucking big..." Sable moans as she looks up directly at Tommy Lee as he pumps his cock between her juicy tits. "Fuck yeah it is babe..." Tommy groans as he thrusts his cock quicker between Sable's huge tits. "Ohhhhhhh baby...mmmmmm..." Sable licks her lips and narrows her eyes seductively at Tommy Lee as she moves slightly underneath him with his cock between her juicy tits. "Ahhhh... awwww fuck it..." Tommy Lee moans as he pulls his huge cock from between Sable's tits and begins to stroke it as Sable starts to grope her own tits as she watches him. Sable presses her lips together as she moves her hands against her large tits, squeezing them together as she watches Tommy stroke his cock. "Awwwww fuck babe!" Tommy groans as he starts to cum, and his load shoots from his piss slit and manages to reach Sable's mouth, which pleasantly surprises the smoking, hot WWF Diva. Sable manages to open her mouth just in time to catch some of Tommy Lee's cum with her mouth as the majority, however, lands on her lips and chin. "Mmmmm..." Tommy licks his lips and keeps stroking his cock, managing to spray more spunk, but it all lands on Sable's massive tits and hands. "Mmmmmmmmm yeah...." Sable moans and licks her lips as she seductively glances up at Tommy Lee. "Thanks for the autograph" "Mmmm you're fucking welcome babe.." Tommy smirks as he smacks his cock against Sable's cum covered tits. Sable raises an eyebrow and smirks. "I'd love to get another autograph..." "Babe I can give autographs all night..." Tommy smirks. "Oh really?" "Fuck yeah babe... I'm party of Motley fuckin' Crue... we drink, shoot up, fuck and rock and roll all fuckin' night, every fuckin' night..." "You know...I would like to get some more autographs than just yours too..." "Babe... if I know the boys... they'd love to give you some..." Tommy smirks. -END-