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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies 
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United 
States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler 
Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). 

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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Non-Standards & Practices
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

During the final hour of the February 7, 2000 broadcast of Monday Night 
Nitro, Scott Steiner has just been informed he has been suspended for 
violating the TNT broadcasting standards and practices policy with his promo 
earlier in the evening where he verbally trashed World Championship Wrestling 
and Ric Flair.

"SUSPENDED?! FUCK YOU!" Scott Steiner shouts as he proceeds to pick up and 
body slam one of WCW's extremely well-paid but infective security guards in 
the backstage hallway of Tulsa, Oklahoma's Convention Center. Steiner, rips 
off the sleeveless black Superman t-shirt he was wearing, remaining just in 
purple pants. 

"Where the fuck is that S&P bitch at!" Steiner shouts as he starts to make 
his way to one of the backstage offices and kicks the door open where Miss 
Hancock is sitting on a couch with a notepad and pencil, watching Nitro for 
anything that violates the high network standards TNT has for its 
programming. Miss Hancock is wearing a short black skirt, a black business 
suit jacket, white blouse and glasses, with her hair done up in a tight hair-
bun. Miss Hancock casually looks at the very angry and muscular Scott 
Steiner, "You got a real problem you fucking cunt if you think you're gonna 
suspend me for telling the world the truth out there about Dick Flair and how 
this show SUCKS!" 

Miss Hancock sets her pen down on her clip board and then proceeds to set the 
clip next to her on the couch as she looks up at Scott Steiner, raising an 
eyebrow over the rim of her glasses. "May I help you something?" Miss Hancock 
asks in a clear, affluent tone.

"You got a hearing problem? Who the fuck do you think you are suspending me! 
Big Poppa Pump!" Steiner shouts as he picks up the coffee table that's in 
front of the couch and throws it against a wall.

Miss Hancock quickly stands up from the couch and raises her hands up 
defensively. "Whoa...whoa...Mr....umm...Steiner..." Miss Hancock says in a 
bit nervously. "I am just doing my job...that is all...I am suppose to review 
all policy and procedures of the talents and make sure they follow the 
guidelines, and if they fail to do so...I report them..." Miss Hancock pauses 
and adjusts her glasses with her right hand. "You failed to follow the 
standards and practices of WCW and the network, so I reported....your 
suspension is on their decision, not mine..."

"Yeah right... you're their little fucking stooge... ya know I've watch your 
little stick figured ass... show up as part of the Nitro Slut dancers... then 
you show up with those two queers as part of standards and practices..." 
Steiner reaches forward and grabs Miss Hancock's left wrist and jerks her 
towards himself, "Now just cause those two little fags dumped your stick-
figured ass doesn't not mean you can fuck with a real man! You think I 
violated the standards by speaking the truth of this stupid company?! I 
haven't event fucking started!" Steiner shouts.

Miss Hancock's beautiful and alluringly seductive eyes widen slightly as she 
swallows a bit with nervousness. "Mr. Steiner...I suggest you remove your 
hand from me..." Miss Hancock says as Steiner can clearly feeling the tremors 
of her wrist against the tight grip of his hand. "I will have to report this 
if you fail to stop...."

"Bitch I'm gonna give you something to report!" Steiner says as he starts to 
squeeze Miss Hancock's wrist as he forces her to knees, "Take down my pants 
like the skinny whore I know you are cause you're gonna learn why you don't 
fuck with the big bad booty daddy!"

Miss Hancock opens her mouth in shock as she looks up at Scott Steiner as she 
is now on her knees with him tightly holding on to her wrist. "I absolutely 
will not do that..." Miss Hancock begins to reply.

"You either do this the hard way... or the really hard way you fucking cunt!" 
Steiner shouts as he squeezes Miss Hancock's wrists again.

Miss Hancock pauses for a moment as she looks up at Scott Steiner before she 
slowly nods her head. "Ok...I...I'll do it...just let go of my hand... 
please..." Miss Hancock says, nervously clearing her throat. Steiner smirks 
and he lets go of Miss Hancock's wrist as he keeps his eyes locked on the 
long legged standards and practices representative. Miss Hancock presses her 
pouty lips together before she sits up on her knees and raises her hands to 
waistline of Steiner's pants. As she glances up seductively over the frames 
of her glasses, Miss Hancock begins to lower his pants from his muscular 
waist.

"Hurry it up!" Steiner shouts at Miss Hancock as she brings down his pants, 
revealing the nWo member's massive cock.

Miss Hancock removes her hands from his pants after guiding them down his 
muscular legs, and letting his pants then rest at his feet. Miss Hancock 
lifts her head, coming face to face with Steiner's massive cock. "Whoa..." 
Miss Hancock says, briefly staring at his cock before she places her right 
hand around his large and thick shaft.

"Like I said bitch I'm gonna give ya something to report about!" Steiner 
laughs as Miss Hancock slowly guides her right hand on his cock as she can 
not believe Steiner's cock is as big as it is. Miss Hancock licks her lips as 
she locks her eyes entirely on Scott Steiner's cock as she gradually starts 
to move her hand at a quicker pace on his massive cock, feeling him 
immediately harden.

"Little fucking stooge... you're just a slut for big fucking dicks... let me 
tell ya, there ain't no one in the fucking WCW that has a bigger fucking dick 
than the man with the largest arms in the world!"

"Mmmmmm...you are definitely the biggest..." Miss Hancock says with an 
angelic smile as she looks up at Scott Steiner before she leans her head 
toward the large head of his shaft and starts to drag her wet tongue on the 
surface.

"Mmmmm yeah fucking slut..." Scott Steiner groans as Miss Hancock slowly 
drags her tongue over the massive head of his cock.

Miss Hancock closes her eyes as she moves her right hand up and down his 
massive shaft as she smoothly laps her wet, soft tongue around the large head 
of his shaft. "Mmmmmm...." She softly moans.

"Keep them fucking eyes open..." Steiner snaps as he places one of his 
powerful hands on Miss Hancock's head while he starts to force his cock 
forward into her mouth. Miss Hancock immediately opens her eyes and looks up 
at Scott Steiner over the frames of her glasses as she parts her luscious 
lips and allows Steiner to completely force his cock into her mouth.

"Ahhh yeah..." Steiner smirks as he starts to forcefully thrust his cock in 
and out of Miss Hancock's mouth. 

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Miss Hancock deeply moans around Steiner's cock as she presses 
her lips lightly around his thick shaft, allowing him to thrust his cock in 
and out of her wet mouth, while her head smoothly bobs.

"Fucking cock slut... you better start getting those fucking clothes off!" 
Steiner shout as he pumps his huge cock in and out of Miss Hancock's mouth 
while she looks up at him over the frame of her glasses.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Miss Hancock moans as she starts to rock back on her 
knees with Steiner's massive cock pumping deeply into her mouth with her lips 
rubbing and her saliva splashing against his cock. Miss Hancock lowers her 
hands and places them onto her waist as she starts to push her short black 
skirt down from her nicely rounded hips and smooth waist.

"Ahhhhh.... ahhhh!" Scott Steiner groans as he thrusts his cock deeper into 
Miss Hancock's mouth while she works her short skirt down her legs.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Gahhhhh...gahhhhh..." Miss Hancock moans and begins to 
gag slightly on Steiner's cock as he firmly pushes his cock deeper into her 
mouth as she pushes her skirt completely down to expose her nicely rounded, 
juicy, tanned ass.

Steiner glances down and smirks, "No fucking panties.... good!" Steiner 
groans approvingly as he fucks Miss Hancock's mouth with his massive meat 
tool as Miss Hancock is undoing her blouse.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Miss Hancock continues to moans 
around Steiner's cock as he continues to pump his cock into her mouth, 
causing her head to quickly bob against his thrusts.

"Fucking like that don't you?!" Steiner shouter as he keeps pumping his cock 
into Miss Hancock's mouth as she slips off her black business suit jacket and 
blouse at the same time.

Miss Hancock seductively looks up at Scott Steiner as her jacket and blouse 
falls off of her shoulders to expose her perky, rounded and nicely tanned 
tits as her head continues to bob back and forth on his shaft.

Steiner pulls his cock out of Miss Hancock's mouth, "Get your ass up... and 
don't even think about losing the glasses bitch!" Steiner shouts as he pulls 
Miss Hancock up to her feet.

Miss Hancock raises an eyebrow and seductively looks at Steiner over the 
frame of her glasses. "You do not have to be so busy, Mr. Steiner..."

"Bitch... I'm Freakzilla... I do what the fuck I want or haven't you figured 
that out?!" Steiner shouts as he grabs Miss Hancock by her hips, lifts her up 
and impales her hot wet and tight snatch with his huge cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhh...." Miss Hancock lustfully moans as she hooks her 
long and gorgeous, tanned and smooth legs around his muscular waist and 
starts to bounce as he starts to rapidly thrust up into her. The extremely 
muscular former WCW Tag Team Champion lifts TNT's slender standards and 
practices representative up and down on his huge cock as he starts to slam it 
into her.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm shit you're so big..." Miss Hancock moans and licks her 
lips as she quickly bounces on his cock as he roughly pumps upward, with her 
glasses slipping on the bridge of her nose.

"Ahhhh you know who's the big bad booty daddy!" Steiner grunts as he easily 
bounces Miss Hancock on his massive pistoning cock, fucking her so hard that 
her hair starts to come loose from it's bun hair-style.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh shit...mmmmmmm..." Miss Hancock moans as she sharply 
drops down on his cock, feeling his shaft roughly hammering up into her. 
Steiner continues to lift Miss Hancock up and down on his huge cock as he 
pumps every inch of his huge tool into her snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ahhhhh...mmmmmm yeah!" Miss Hancock moans as she sharply drops on 
his cock. The former WCW Television Champion soon lifts Miss Hancock off of 
his cock and drops her on the couch. As she recovers from the fucking she 
received so far, Steiner kneels on the couch and forces Miss Hancock onto her 
hands and knees before without warning, rams his monster dick into her 
incredibly tight asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm that's what I like! Nice and rough!" Miss Hancock moans 
loudly and licks her lips as she rocks forward on her knees, with her once 
tightly pinned up hair falling down and into her face as she rocks back and 
forth on her knees.

"Ahhh mmmmm.... feel that tower of power! There ain't a Superstar like Big 
Poppa Pump!" Steiner grunts as he grabs Miss Hancock's hips and pulls her 
backward as he firmly hammers her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm fuck...ohhhhhhh that's what I like!" Miss Hancock moans 
loudly as she rocks back on her knees to push back against his large shaft. 
Steiner smirks as Miss Hancock pushes back against his cock as he shoves it 
deeply into her asshole with every thrust. Miss Hancock looks over her 
shoulder with her glasses slipping slightly as she continues to move back on 
her knees when Steiner roughly pulls her back against his cock at a quick 
pace.

"Keep them glasses on!" Steiner groans as he slams his cock so hard that Miss 
Hancock nearly ends up with her face planted in the couch cushion.

"Whoa!" Miss Hancock moans as she regains her balance and raises her left 
hand up to push her glasses back onto her face, while she continues to rock 
forward on her knees, feeling Steiner's cock continuing shoving deeply into 
her tight ass. As he keeps pumping his cock into Miss Hancock's ass, Steiner 
starts to turn on the couch so that he can sit on it with Miss Hancock on his 
lap. Steiner grabs Miss Hancock by her hips and starts to swiftly lip her up 
and down on his cock as he sharply shoves it up into her asshole 
relentlessly.

"Take one of those hands and fuck that loose snatch!" Steiner shouts as he 
jackhammers Miss Hancock's ass as if she was one of his freaks.

Miss Hancock nods her head as her hair, now hanging down, starts to dampen 
with sweat as she bounces rapidly on Steiner's cock. "Mmmmmm...yessss... 
ohhhh..." She moans as she raises her left hand to her pussy and begins to 
rub her two fingers against her wet snatch.

"Ahhhh... awwww...." Steiner groans as he continues to pound Miss Hancock's 
ass while she starts to work over her cunt with her fingers.

Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhhh!" Miss Hancock moans and leans her head 
back as she grinds down on his cock inside of her ass, feeling him deeply 
pumping upward into her ass, while she continues to work her hand against her 
very wet and warm pussy.

"Ahhhh yeah.... mmmmm fuck!" Steiner groans as his cock starts to throb as he 
drives his cock up into Miss Hancock's asshole while she fucks her own snatch 
with her fingers.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Miss Hancock continues to moans as she starts to 
cum on her fingers, while rocking back and forth on his cock inside of her 
stunning ass. Scott Steiner grunts as he lifts Miss Hancock off of his cock 
as she's cumming and drops her on the floor. Steiner gets to feet and forces 
Miss Hancock to turn around on her knees before he starts to stroke his 
massive cock. Miss Hancock licks her lips and looks over the frames of her 
glasses at Scott Steiner as she holds her mouth open as he strokes his 
heavily throbbing cock.

"Ahhh yeah... report this to those fucking assholes cause WCW still sucks! 
I'm nWo!" Steiner grunts as he starts to cum, spraying a massive load onto 
Miss Hancock's face and glasses. Miss Hancock licks her lips and closes her 
eyes as she catches some of Steiner's cum in her mouth, while the rest 
splatters onto her face and the lens of her glasses. "You tell those dicks at 
Turner that no one fucks with Big Poppa Pump!" Steiner shouts down at Miss 
Hancock after he's finished cumming.

Miss Hancock raises her hands and slowly removes her glasses from her face as 
she looks up at Scott Steiner. "Ummm...excuse me...Mr. Steiner..."

"What?!" Steiner shouts.

Miss Hancock presses her lips together. "I will notify you once your 
suspension is complete..."

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