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is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Partying On RAW's Shore
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) 
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

As the March 14, 2011 episode of Monday Night RAW is going off the air, Zack 
Ryder, wearing a long sleeved purple shirt and black wrestling trunks, is 
making his way to the green room within St. Louis, Missouri's Scottrade 
Center. Before he enters, Zack slides a hand over his hair, "Oh yeah... she's 
gonna get to experience this full situation..." Zack Ryder says confidently 
before he opens the door and walks in to see the Jersey Shore's Nicole 
'Snooki' Polizzi on her cell phone. "Check it out, the Zack Attack is here... 
woo woo woo..." Zack smirks.

With her back turned to Zack Ryder, the most famous star of reality 
television, Snooki, dressed in a pair of short black shorts, a low-cut black 
top and a nicely fitted leopord print jacket, slides her left hand through 
her gorgeous dark hair. "Yeah! Pauley! Did ya see that bitch Vickie Guerrero 
get in my face!?" Snooki says into the phone. "Trust me, Pauley...if she gets 
in my face at Mania, she'll get a lot more than just a slap..." Snooki says 
before she turns around and sees Zack Ryder. Snooki smirks slightly at Ryder. 
"Yo....Pauley, babe...I'll call ya back!" Snooki says before she closes her 
cell phone and turns her complete attention to the WWE Superstar.

"Yeah... that's right... I'm more a situation than Pauley and the rest of 
them..." Zack Ryder smirks as he checks out the 4'10" tall reality star.

Snooki takes a step towards Zack Ryder and presses her luscious lips together 
to playfully looks up at him in a feisty manner. "Woo...woo..woo yourself.... 
Ya know I meet a lot of boys in the club that are all talk and ain't able to 
back it up..."

Zack smirks, "Baby... I'm the original Long Island Iced Z...I can back it up 
in the ring and in the club and every where in between..."

Snooki places her hands onto her curved hips and raises an eyebrow. "Let me 
see whatcha got then, Jersey boy...."

Zack Ryder licks his lips as he takes off his long sleeved purple shirt and 
turns around so that Snooki can see his very well developed and tanned upper 
body.

Snooki nods her head approvingly. "Not bad, not bad, baby..." Snooki says as 
she steps forward and slides her left index finger against the indentations 
of his six-packed and tanned stomach. "Oh...solid....nice!"

"That ain't only thing about the Zack-Attack that's solid..." Zack smirks as 
Snooki traces her left index finger over his firm six-pack abs.

Snooki raises an eyebrow and looks up at Zack Ryder as she removes her finger 
from his six pack abs. "Oh really? What else, baby?"

"A fat twelve inches in my shorts..." Zack says as he points to his crotch 
with both hands.

Snooki smirks and takes a step back from Zack Ryder. "So are ya gonna show me 
it, or not?"

Zack Ryder smirks at Snooki as he places his hands on his waist and starts to 
lower his wrestling trunks from his waist, revealing his hardening cock to 
the feisty reality television star.

"Nice....very nice, baby..." Snooki says and licks her lips as she lowers 
herself down onto her knees in front of Zack Ryder, placing her left hand 
around his hardening shaft.

"Yeah I know it... and you know what... The Situation is all about GTL... I'm 
all about GTF..." Zack smirks as Snooki moves her left hand back and forth on 
his cock.

Snooki laughs and glances up at Zack Ryder as she skillfully moves her hand 
back and forth on his shaft. "Don't get too ahead of ya-self...still may be 
all talk!" Snooki replies as she lowers her dark haired head and presses her 
pouty lips together, kissing the head of his cock before she moves her tongue 
to drag it around the head of his shaft.

"Baby I can back it up..." Zack Ryder smirks as Snooki traces her tongue over 
and around the large head of his cock. Snooki continues to move her hand up 
and down on Ryder's cock before she parts her lips and lowers her head to 
take his shaft into her wet mouth.

"Mmmmm..." Zack moans as Snooki starts to bob her head back and forth on his 
rock hard, long and thick cock.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Snooki moans as she lowers her hand to the base of 
his cock as she bobs her dark haired head back and forth on his long shaft 
with her lips brushing back and forth.

"Ohhh yeah... mmmmm..." Zack moans as Snooki bobs her head perfectly along 
the length of his cock. Snooki places her right hand onto his toned, tanned 
waist as she holds onto the base of his cock with her left hand, continuing 
to bob her head back and forth to perfectly suck on his cock.

"Mmmmm fuck yeah you like this situation don't ya babe..." Zack smirks as he 
places his hands on his hips as Snooki suck his rock hard cock.

Snooki lifts her beautiful and seductively fiesty eyes to look up at Zack 
Ryder as she continues to bob her head back and forth smoothly on his shaft. 
"Mmmmmmm... mmmmm..." Snooki moans.

"Mmmmmmm fuck..." Zack Ryder licks his lips as he watches Snooki move her 
head back and forth on his cock while she starts to remove her leopard print 
jacket. Snooki presses her lips tighter around Ryder's shaft and turns her 
head, grinding her pouty lips on his shaft as she continues to smoothly move 
her head, while she removes her leopard print jacket.

"Awwww fuck yeah..." Zack groans as Snooki takes more of his cock into her 
warm and moist mouth. Snooki lifts her head to the tip of his cock and 
playfully looks up at Zack Ryder before she lowers her head completely down 
and impressively deep throats his cock.

"Ohhhhhh hell yeah..." Zack Ryder moans loudly as Snooki swallows his entire 
cock in on gulp.

Snooki then lifts her head off of his now saliva dripping cock and smiles up 
at Zack Ryder. "What did ya think of that, baby?" Snooki asks with a smirk.

"I think you can put some Divas here to shame with how you can suck that 
dick..." Zack Ryder smirks as Snooki starts to lift up her low-cut black top.

"Them bitches got nothin' on me!" Snooki says with a smile as she lifts her 
top completely to expose her nicely rounded, juicy, large tits and stands up 
from the floor to push down her tight and short black shorts.

"Damn..." Zack licks his lips as he looks at Snooki's juicy round tits as she 
pushes her black shorts down from her waist, revealing her hot shaven pussy.

"Let's get the woo...woo...woo goin' Jersey boy..." Snooki says as she walks 
over to the leather couch inside of the green room and kneels on it.

"Jersey? Shit... I'm from Long Island..." Zack Ryder smirks as he moves over 
to the couch and stands behind Snooki as she places her hands on the backrest 
of the couch. Zack licks his lips as he guides his saliva coated cock into 
Snooki's tight and wet cunt.

"Mmmmmmm! You will be whatever I say you are, babe..." Snooki says as she 
glances over her shoulder with a smirk.

"Yeah sure..." Zack smirks as he grabs Snooki's hips as he starts to pump his 
cock in and out of Snooki's twat.

"Ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhhh yeah..." Snooki moans and bites down on her bottom 
lip as she rocks back and forth on her knees with Zack Ryder pumping his cock 
into her wet pussy from behind. Zack licks his lips as he looks down to watch 
Snooki's juicy round ass smack against his waist as he drives his cock deeply 
into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhh yeah....ya are bringin' it baby!" Snooki moans lustfully as she 
feels Ryder's cock swiftly pounding into her wet snatch.

"Ahhhh... mmmmm fuck..." Zack Ryder groans as he drives his cock firmly into 
Snooki's snatch as she pushes back eagerly against him.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Fuck!" Snooki moans as she bounces back on her knees to 
push back against Ryder's thrusting cock.

"Awwwww mmmmm fuck..." Zack grunts as he pumps his cock balls deep into 
Snooki's cunt while she bounces on the middle cushion of the couch.

"Ohhhhhh yeah! Mmmmmm GTF baby! GTF!" Snooki moans and licks her lips as she 
grinds back against Zack Ryder's cock.

"Ohhhh yeah... told ya... that's what I'm all about!" Zack moans as he 
hammers Snooki's pussy from behind. Zack wraps his arms around Snooki's 
petite body and pulls her with him as he moves to sit on the couch with 
Snooki now mounted on his cock. Zack Ryder leans back on the couch and with 
his hands on Snooki's hips, he starts to lift her up and down on his foot 
long dick.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm fuck boy...ohhhhh! Mmmmmmm!" Snooki moans and closes 
her eyes as she places her hands behind her onto his shoulders and smoothly 
bounces up and down on his cock, feeling him thrusting up into her snatch.

"Mmmmm fuck yeah.... ahhhh.." Zack groans as he drives his cock upward into 
Snooki's pussy while he bounces her up and down on his tool.

"Ohhhhhh yeah...ya like that?" Snooki moans and leans her head back as she 
bounces up and down on his cock, rocking smoothly on his lap

"Mmmmm ohh yeah... work that hot body baby..." Zack groans as he pumps his 
cock swiftly up into Snooki's pussy.

"Mmmmm...ohhhh yeah...no doubt....I'm definitely a hottie, baby!" Snooki 
moans and licks her lips as she eagerly bounces on Ryder's cock. Zack Ryder 
licks his lips as he moves his hands from Snooki's hips and reaches around 
her to grab her large tits while she rides his large dick.

"Ohhhhhhhhh baby...ohhhh yeah..." Snooki moans and sharply grinds her wet 
pussy down on his shaft as she lowers swiftly.

"Awww fuck yeah... mmmmm..." Zack moans as Snooki grinds herself on his 
upward thrusting cock. 

Zack leans to his right which results in him and Snooki laying on the couch 
as he continues to pump his shaft into her snatch. Snooki glances over her 
shoulder and smirks back at Zack Ryder as she moves on her side against 
Ryder's cock, thrusting deeply into her wet pussy.

"Ahhhh... awww yeah..." Zack groans as he drives his cock sharply into 
Snooki's pussy as she rocks back against him on the couch.

"Ohhhhhhhh yeah baby! Ohhhhhhhh!" Snooki moans and bites down on her bottom 
lip as she grinds back on his cock, feeling him swiftly pumping into her.

"Mmmmm ohhhh fuck... ahhhh!" Zack Ryder moans as he drills Snooki's wet 
snatch while he reaches over her to grope her left tit with his left hand.

"Mmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh shit.....yeah...ohhhh ya are my Jersey hot boy..." Snooki 
moans as she moves smoothly against his firmly thrusting shaft.

"Ahhhh... awww yeah mmmm fuck..." Zack grunts as his twelve inch long cock 
starts to throb as he drills Snooki's pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...yeah baby....mmmmmm!" Snooki moans as she pushes back against his 
cock, grinding on his shaft.

"Ohhhhh ahhh fuck... awwww..." Zack Ryder groans as he his cock throbs and 
pulsates inside of Snooki's hot wet cunt while he continues to fuck her. When 
Zack pulls out, Snooki scoots off the couch to get on her knees on the floor 
as Zack sits up on the couch.

Snooki licks her lips and looks up at Zack Ryder as she watches him start to 
stroke his cock. "Mmmmmm yeah baby! Ya know there's only one thing I like 
drinkin' more than alcohol!" Snooki says with a laugh.

Zack Ryder licks his lips, "Oh yeah... you wanna taste of some Long Island 
Iced Z..." Zack says as he briskly stroke his cock with his right hand

Snooki nods her head. "Oh yeah! Ya got that right, baby!" Snooki says as she 
holds her head back and her mouth opened. Zack grits his teeth as he starts 
to cum, spraying his thick, hot load all over Snooki's face and into her 
mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." Snooki deeply moans and closes her eyes as Zack Ryder's warm 
cum sprays into her mouth and immediately drips down her throat.

"Mmmmm ahhhh... yeah...." Zack moans as he continues to stroke his cock, 
milking more cum from it.

Snooki completely swallows his cum and licks her lips before she looks back 
up at Zack Ryder. "So...ya know any great clubs around here?" Snooki asks as 
she stands up from the floor. "Cause...ya know they don't call me 'America's 
Favorite Party Girl' if I ain't partyin'!"

Zack Ryder smirks, "Aw yeah.... The Zack-Attack knows all the clubs nation 
wide..."

"Great! Then lets get goin' baby!"

-END-